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October Full Length Bonus Episode!

What started our as Justin and I recording a couple stories turned into our full length October bonus episode! We get into some juicy stories including a paternity test, keeping some big info from your fiancé, and more! 

Thoughts on these stories?!

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October Bonus Story #4 - Video

Join Ale and I for the last spooky story of the season! OoooooOooooo :) 

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October Bonus Story #4

Octobers last bonus story and it is a spooky one with Alejandra!! Has anyone ever experienced sleep paralysis or exploding head syndrome?! WE can't be the only ones going through this.. and is there any way it could actually be paranormal or more energy related?

Thoughts?!

Last content coming in October is the full bonus episode which should be done soon :)

Also sorry I bopped up the audio during export this should be better <3

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Group at 3pm PST

Hello all :) our group session shall be starting at 3pm today. It's going to be in the private group therapy tab on discord (it is linked in this post). 

If you have any issues ill try to look at the comments here as we get started. 

Thank youuu!! 

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Moderator Application

Hello my lovely Patreon family!! 

I'm in need of some additional moderators for our Two Hot Takes subreddit and I'd love to have you all help if you'd like. Being here on Patreon means you're a real one.. You know how we operate, what feels like a safe place, etc. I think this family is the perfect place to find new moderators from, and start making the sub better. 

If interested sumbit a little app on this google form :) 

2023-10-18 19:21:12 +0000 UTC View Post

October Bonus Stories 1, 2, & 3! -- Video Version

Here is the video version for our first 3 October bonus stories! Loved this trio set, and had way too much fun at the beginning with the voice changer. What would you guys think if we did a whole episode like that?!

Link for MIL story mentioned at the end: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCrypticCompendium/comments/mkizwm/my_motherinlaw_was_poiso...

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October Bonus Stories 1, 2, & 3! - Audio

First 3 October bonus stories are here with Justin and Lauren joining! These were some wild stories some from our upcoming theme "Pretty Peculiar" and another from "You Got Grit". What do you think of these two themes? I hope you're excited to hear more from them soon.

Link for MIL story mentioned at the end: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCryp...

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Group Therapy Sunday October 22

Hi friends, not feeling the best this morning so hoping its okay moving our second group session for October to Sunday, October 22nd. Will still keep the same afternoon time of 3pm PST. Thank you!! 

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Group Therapy!!

Starting in a few minutes here :) Come on and join us 

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October FREE Bonus Story - Video

I love these guys so much, can't wait for y'all to catch the full episode, but I hope hearing the coconut story again will tie you over lol or not. I was trying to have a fun ice breaker with the guys. Meeting someone and then recording with them for a couple hours can be real nerve-racking for an introverted girlie like myself. 

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October FREE Bonus Story - Audio

Welcome to October my Patreon family! This months free story features ShxtsNGigs and our favorite coconut story.. I know I know.. but these guys are also on Reddit and had never hear this iconic story so I used it for our "warmup" while recording with them in London. These guy's have such an iconic laugh. I can't wait until you see the full episode with them!! 

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Group Therapy!!

Our first group therapy session for the month will be this Sunday, October 8th at 11am PST !!

Our second group therapy session will be on Sunday, October 15th at 3pm PST  !!

Wanted to make sure we had an early option and later option to work with a few time zones :) Can't wait to catch up with you all and hear some personal stories or respond to Reddit together.

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September Content Posted :)

Hello family!!!

All of our content for September has been posted! Thank you so much for being patient as I traveled to London to record some unreal episodes and got engaged (AWHHH still so crazy saying that).

If you feel something is missing please let me know. If you don't see content please try updating your app or deleting and re-downloading.. sometimes Patreon has glitches that don't show content.

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September Full Bonus Ep - Video

Again don't mind my awkwardness and anxiety up here hehe. Such a good time at my alma matter.. honestly so surreal and just insane to be asked back to perform there. Had so much fun, and it was amazing meeting some of my patreon family after! 

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September Bonus Stories 2, 3, 4, & 5!! - Video Version

I think the today you, tomorrow me story may be the best one I've read in awhile. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on all of these ones! 

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September Group Therapy !!

Wow did this month kick my ass on getting things to you all and I'm so sorry! With dad in Australia half the month, and us traveling the other and then getting engaged it's been so challenging to get together. oof. 

I've considered taking the group therapy tier away due to feeling bad about scheduling and timeliness, as I never want you all to feel like you're not getting what you pay for or expect from us. There's also no way I can even adjust the price without totally deleting th...

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September Bonus Stories 2, 3, 4, & 5!! - Audio

We technically take on 5 stories in just this bonus episode alone!! As a special thanks for being your amazing selves we have a few extra bonus stories this month and with Matt and Amy's help we take on a random assortment of stories including one with two perspectives, another about helping hands, a husband selling a house without his wife knowing, and the infamous vag bacon.. 

TW** on the last story it is not for the squeamish. 

To give you all a bit more insight, this...

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September Full Bonus Ep -- Audio

Let's get this September show on the road!! Whoohooo. Thank you all for being so patient with me during this crazy, busy, exciting time. 

September's full bonus episode is from our recent live show at the University of Minnesota. It was so surreal to perform at the same school I went to. And it was amazing meeting so many of my Patreon family at the show! 

Don't mind my awkwardness live shows stress me out hehe. 

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September Bloopers Video

Some bloopers from recent episodes with Lauren and Chris. Need to get him back on asap omg 

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Well well well :)

There’s been just a couple things that have held me up on getting September content to you and this is a big one. Hope y’all will bear with me and give me a couple of days as I celebrate and get all the goods up ❤️ also shhhh and don’t comment on regular insta yet as you’re the first to know and I’m going dark for a few days!

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September Bonus Bloopers

Enjoy some bonus bloopers from my recent episodes with Chris and Lauren! I love these two.. so funny behind the scenes. 

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September Bonus Story #1 -- Video

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! We went in circles a couple of times on this one, and even after editing I don't know where I stand. Seeing comments on the audio only being real good already!

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September Bonus Story #1

Its clear in this one that Lauren and I were realll confused on the best solution for OP. What are your thoughts on this tricky wedding problem?

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EPISODE IDEAS!!

Y'all I need a wee bit of help. I'm about to board a flight to London to record with Help I Sexted My Boss and ShxtsNGigs and I have no idea what stories I'll be reading for them. Any reddit stories please share links here :) 

Also September bonus content is coming! I have a lot of down time this next week (first in a minute) and shall be posting soon. Thanks for being patient with me <3

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Lauren ep tonight!!

Hi fam, recording an episode with Lauren tonight and I could use your help. Leaning towards stories that are so out of this world you stop in your tracks.. for example = a wife with cancer asking for a hallpass to hook up with her ex boyfriend.. think this level of wacky. Any must read stories?!

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MERCH!!

Really getting down to the final designs. Do you guys like the big font covering a lot of the image or font going across the top of it. The font style for across the top would likely change but same vibe. 

I AM SO TORN AWHHH 

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This weeks episode!

Recording an episode with Justin for this weeks episode :) what them or stories should I throw his way?!

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August Bonus Story #4 - Video

Join me, mom, and Taylor for our little intro into spooky season!! Whoohooo. Here's the link for this story and the video.. its a creepy one.

Also thank you all again for being here. Love you all!! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3xg36j/comment/cy4f6mm/

2023-09-01 15:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post

August Bonus Story #4

Join me, mom, and Taylor for our little intro into spooky season!! Whoohooo. Here's the link for this story and the video.. its a creepy one.

Also thank you all again for being here. Love you all!! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3xg36j/comment/cy4f6mm/

2023-09-01 00:35:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Merch ideas :)

Hello friends getting some designs back for merch. What’re your thoughts? You’ll also see my inspo attached at the end.

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