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August Bonus Story #3 -- Video

Chris is back!!! Had to get a Patreon story with him, and poor guy was held captive for over 2 hours! Thoughts on this one?!

TW: talks of miscarriage 

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August Bonus Story #3 Ft. Chris Klemens

TW**see below! 

Chris Klemens is back and giving some takes! I held Chris captive for over 2.5 hours so I could make sure I got a story for Patreon for y'all, and this was a tough one! 

TW* talks of miscarriage, stillbirth  

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August Bonus Story #2 -- Video

This justifiable reaction was so satisfying for me, except the part where the little kid gets ignored. Thoughts?!

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August Bonus Story #2

Story from our new theme Justifiable Reactions?! ft miss Lauren :) This guy really irritates me.. thoughts?! 

This was such a fun theme, and the second story coming from it is so good too. 

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Chris Klemens is coming back!

Potentially recording with Chris this week and want to really entertain him but not gross him out lol. What stories should we throw his way?!

So far I'm thinking the story where the wife dying from cancer wants to sleep with her ex..

Add story names or links below :) 

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August Full Bonus Episode - Video

Seeing the comments on the audio version for this full episode, and dont take that trigger warning on the last story lightly y'all 🤪

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August Full Bonus Episode -- Audio

Well well well here we go with August's full bonus episode ft. Justin :) These were a random assortment of trending posts and one from a listeners suggestion on the post asking what you'd like to see. The last one especially is a bit wild so careful with that one! 

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Group Therapy Starting Soon!

Head over to discord as group therapy is starting shortly after 11am PST! 

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August group therapy this Sunday !!

Holding our August group therapy this Sunday at 10:30/11am PST. Want to do an an early session this month so our friends across the pond have a chance to make it. 

What would you all like to do for this session? :) And next month I'd love to do something really cool like numerology, dream analysis, astrology, etc. Let me know your thoughts!

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Welcome to August!!

We have 3 bonus stories and a full episode to go!! What stories would you like to see? Who would be ideal cohosts? Lets hear it :) 

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Lauren Episode Bloopers

I cannot wait for you all to see this episode, but figured I'd post the bloopers asap. 

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Lauren Bloopers :)

Bloopers from an upcoming episode with Lauren. I'm really loving having these bloopers on here for y'all. And in relation to the burp I did not keep it in the full ep lol 

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August Bonus Story #1 - Video Version

Would you go into the kitchen to uphold a sexist tradition during your first time meeting your partner's family? Thoughts on this one?!

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August Bonus Story #1 - Audio Version

August bonus story #1 is here with Ashley Gavin joining as a guest! This story is quite interesting.. and I can't wait to hear your thoughts. Be sure to listen all the way through hehe.. Context is everything on this one. 

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August FREE Bonus Story - Video Version

Deison is here for this months free story!!! whohoooo. What would you do if your partner planned a big, special trip without you? 

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August Free Bonus Story Ft. Deison Afualo - Audio Version

Welcome to August's free bonus story!! This one has Deison joining us for a story about a guy who's leaving his girlfriend behind on an upcoming trip to Japan. Communication just that bad or is something more going on here?

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July FULL Bonus Episode - Video

Video version for July's full bonus episode! What do you think of this theme?! I want to do it again with another host I think :) 

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July FULL Bonus Episode

Welcome to July's full bonus episode!!! This is an episode I recorded back in the beginning of June during my NYC trip, and it has special guest Ashley Gavin joining! These were some interesting stories to say the least.. Thoughts on this episode? What do you think of this theme and trying it again with another guest?

1. AITA for telling my roommate that I don't give a F*** about her BF's allergies?

2. My boyfriend was looking at fore**** instructions in front of me.. 

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Merch Artwork Submissions

Hello family, remember a while back when I asked for help with the new merch artwork? Wellll I'm finally ready to get back into this and if those that responded are still down to give it a try here is the submission form. I've attached the main inspo, and its on the form as well. Artist that gets picked will be compensated too :) 

Hoping to have all submissions in by July 31st. Thank you!! 

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July's Free Bonus Story -- Video !!

Happy you're here and joining us for this bonus story :) So many reasons he could be doing this.. What are your thoughts?

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July Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Video !!

Video version for July bonus stories with Alejandra! 

1. Women inadvertently outs her soon-to-be-ex-husband..  

2. Man doesn't share his food..

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July Bonus Stories 3 & 4 !! - Audio

Did we take L's with these takes or were we just hungry and not thinking?! You be the judge but after editing I'm feeling like I have slightly different takes, so I can't wait to see what you think of these ones. 

1. Women inadvertently outs her soon-to-be-ex-husband.. 

2. Man doesn't share his food.. 

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July's FREE Bonus Story!

So happy to have y'all here! I hope you enjoy July's free bonus story featuring Alejandra! We go over a story about a guy who's thinking of leaving his wife, even after all she's endured with him. 

Do you think this is self-sabotage or where could this be coming from?

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Bloopers from Paris :)

How do you guys feel about bloopers?! I only have a couple each episode usually but they're kind of fun to see. The dogs were my favorite part of the park.. my ADHD couldn't handle the clink clink clinks lol 

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July Bonus Stories 1 & 2 -- Video

I can't wait for you guys to see the puppies awhh!!! Enjoy our last couple of stories from Paris. I miss this view so much. 

Where's your favorite place you've traveled to or what's a place you're excited to see someday?!

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July Bonus Stories 1 & 2 - Audio

Hello July!! Here are the first two bonus stories for the month and the last stories from our adventure to Paris :( Boy do I miss it. I'm craving just being out of my own space right now if that makes sense? 

Also what do you think about the second story.. I'm perplexed.. 

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Group Therapy!!

Starting at 6pm PST come join us on Discord for this months's group therapy session :) 

Feel free to come with a crazy Reddit story if you don't have anything to share personally. 

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Group Therapy July 9th 6/7pm PST !!

Well it looks like this upcoming Sunday is our winner :) Can't wait to connect with you all. 

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June Bonus Story

Ill have my stuff together more this month lol Sorry y'all! I get the audio up and blanked on the vids. 

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June full bonus ep

Does this work ? Patreon mobile is not my friend 😅

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