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Beauty School Valedictorian

lookin' good Zeph!

an interesting request. I figure Zephyr Breeze would be trans in that they have undergone some degree of spells and treatments to shape their body into one they felt comfortable in. Later on, however, Zeph realizes that while they do feel like a stallion, sometimes they feel like a mare, or somewhere in-between, or somewhere outside the binary altogether. Zeph lets their gender identity shift and change like the breeze, and loves presenting in various differe...

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Lesbird

*slaps Gilda's head* This bad bird can fit so much sapphic love in her!

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Pride Month Requests TAKE 2

I think my last request post lacked specificity. What I'd love for y'all to do is a character, and I will draw them with their respective pride flag. For example, you could request, say, Applejack, and I'd then draw her with a lesbian pride flag bandanna, cuz I headcanon AJ as a big ol women lovin' woman. OR, alternatively, you could send me a character and request I draw them with the pride flag of your choice (eg. "trans Trixie!", or "asexual Rarity!"). So you're either View Post

Oddball Voice Test

link to youtube video in case it doesn't play here 

super quick messy voice test

Oddball is yet another character people tell me they imagine a British voice actor for (because everybody knows British accent= intelligence). Joke's on them tho, Odd doesn't have some stuffy British accent!.....He's got a stuffy American accent! >:O

I always imagined Odd as ...

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Music To My Ears

"...Finnegan, I love you terribly."


from my notes: Oddball really, really likes it whenever Finn decides to serenade him. Odd is almost impossible to fluster, but Finnie manages it sometimes.

i've been wrestling with some art block, so i decided to clean up and color one of my sketchbook scribbles. There may be similar doodles coming soon~

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Pride Month Requests

Happy pride month, everyone! :D What kind of art should I draw to celebrate?

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Bugs, Brothers, Babies

Pharynx, Thorax, and Pharynx's latest assignment, babie Ocellus. As he was feeling restless in this new era of peace, Pharynx was tasked with raising Chrysalis' failed heir and hopefully salvaging her into a halfway decent soldier. He failed pretty miserably, Ocellus' sheer nerdy goody-two-hooves sweetie pie energy is just too powerful for him to tame.

Pharynx initially meant to raise Ocellus as his little sibling (because that's what she technically is, they were born from the...

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Good Ol' Uncle Pharynx

"Remember kid, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet!"

Smoky approximately 2 seconds later

got asked about the relationship between Smokescreen and his uncle Pharynx. They're pretty okay with each other. Back when Smokescreen wanted to be a royal guard, Pharynx took him under his wing and trained him personally. Smoky was eventually recruited for espionage instead, but he never forgets h...

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Mirage

Blueblood stirred at the rather unpleasant sensation of a hoof jabbing his cheek.

“Bluey. Bluey. Sweetheart, get up.”

“”Whzzuh.” With effort he managed to heave himself up, rubbing absently at a crick in his neck. “Mmmm?”

“You fell asleep at your desk again.” Trixie chided, her muzzle crinkling in distaste, “I’ve told you about these all-nighters, honey. Look, you drooled all over your star maps.”

And so he had. A smal...

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Mirage (WIP)

In my life, I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
 

I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn't over
And I hope you blink before I do
And I hope I never get sober
 

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Soft

SUPER rushed doodle of everybody's fav emotionally constipated old dads

Following getting lost in the Frozen North/eventually finding their way back to Canterlot, Duke Blueblood asks General Pharynx to be his bodyguard permanently, for purely professional reasons. Pharynx hesitantly accepts, for purely professional reasons. Their relationship is awkward and nebulous and surprisingly passionate, though both are hell bent on pretending it doesn't exist. Outside Blueblood's castle chambers...

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Raduga means Rainbow!

Ah, I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling
I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah!
 

Raduga is gay and proud! The country she hails from is rigidly traditional and conservative, to the point where anyone that deviates too far from the accepted norm is in danger of discrimination and violence. Whi...

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Mountain Men (Now with dialogue)

working on y'all requests rn, but here, have the story for this scene i only just finished. as always, your feedback is super appreciated!

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Blueblood watched his breath turn to vapor in the still, frigid air. “Temperature’s dropping again.”

“No shit.” Came an irritable reply. General Pharynx, Blueblood’s bodyguard, was busily dragging a wooden wagon wheel through the snow. The hub of the wheel was encrusted with a glittering golden star- and Blueblood rea...

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Requests Open

I feel like I've been drowning y'all in Montezuma stuff. Just as a refresher, how bout some requests? Anything goes, the more specific the better! :)

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El Chupacabra

"Ellie, sweetie, please stop doing the eye thing. You're scaring the school children again...."

quick take on teenage Ellie

it's a little tempting to go the ugly duckling route and have her turn out sleek and pretty, buuuuuuuut i'm pretty enamored with the idea that she just gets freakier looking with time

she studies zoology, with a special interest in tracking down and interviewing cryptids. she has a part time job at a science museum and loves taking kids on fiel...

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Ellie and Oddy

With friends to know,
And ways to grow,
Reading Rainbow~

So these two get along really well.

Montezuma and Smokescreen were having some trouble catching Ellie up academically, what with her being a feral child and all. They applied research and private tutors and specialized psychologists, but teaching Ellie to read/write/communicate was still very much a slow process...and further compounded by Monty's reluctance to have her poked and prodded at by ponies that want...

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Bonding

Dragons are a surprisingly social species. During the laying season, eggs are arranged carefully in communal nesting pits and dutifully tended by every dragon in the Dragon Lands (their efforts supervised by the Dragon Lord, naturally). As eggs need constant heat and monitoring to hatch, dragons tend to have a strong, strong nesting instinct. Hatchlings are raised communally, and any orphaned hatchlings are quickly adopted. This is what Garble was trying to do in the episode Drag...

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Stop Being Stupid (WIP)

sloppy sketchy cuz iiiiii gotta go to work 

Smoky's pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all~

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Ellie

friendship ended with Snap, now Ellie is my best friend

Snap, my first crack at a Monty/Smoky offspring, never sat right with me. Probably cuz she looked too much like a neopet (no shade at neopets), just kinda cute in a bland way and not nearly weird enough. Smokescreen and Montezuma are very, very odd people, it stands to reason that any child of theirs would be really fucking weir...

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Which Ellie is best Ellie?

Meet Ellie! She's one strange kid. Which color palette do y'all like best for her?

bonus points if ya can guess her species~

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Beauty, Ain't He

"Crikey, he's got a mouth like a bear trap! An' just look at the size of these chompers! Reckon he could rip my whole foreleg right off!"

"And he's only a juvenile! Look, the cartilage in 'is ears hasn't stiffened up yet!"

"Daaaad.....?"

"Relax, mijo. The Allgoods are expert creaturologists, they're just a little excited is all! Now they paid good money to observe you in your natural environment today, so just act like they aren't even here. Yo...

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Beauty, Ain't He (WIP)

"Crikey, he's got a mouth like a bear trap! An' just look at the size of these chompers! Reckon he could rip my whole foreleg right off!"

"And he's only a juvenile! Look, the cartilage in 'is ears hasn't stiffened up yet!"

"Daaaad.....?"

"Relax, mijo. The Allgoods are expert creaturologists, they're just a little excited is all! Now they paid good money to observe you in your natural environment today, so just act like they aren't even here. Yo...

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For Your Protection

tw: abusive parenting

rethinking how i characterize daring do. i think i overemphasized her greed and ego, and as a result her parenting style feels cartoonishly evil. I meant for Daring's relationship with Montezuma to be way more well-intentioned and tragic. Daring is kind, but in this kindness there's a lot of accidental cruelty. 


I mentioned an incident where Montezuma is poked and prodded by a pack of rich foals to the point he snaps and bites one, and the chi...

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Sleepy Beans (WIP)

might color this later~

Ahui and Monty, then and now

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hmmmmm

i blame y'all for this, you suggest i make a smoky/monty kid KNOWING i have no impulse control

anyway here's a loose concept. while i'm not yet sold on the design, the personality is spot on. this is Smokescreen and Montezuma's (very) hypothetical daughter. She has no official name yet, but in my head I've been calling her Snap. Dragons typically name their hatchlings after a trait displayed at birth, and the very first thing Snap did upon entering the world was snap her sharp, SHARP ba...

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Ultra Nom

behold, the closest i'll ever come to drawing vore

"Monty, my boy, would you care for a wager? Ten gold pieces says I can't eat a roast pig whole!"

"Nice try, Papa, but I am never making that mistake again."

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Monster Chat

Ahuizotl is verrrry protective of his son. It's only natural, as he feels intense, suffocating guilt for being naive enough to have given him away to ponies (a choice that brought his poor child many years of suffering). More than anything, Ahuizotl wants to make things right....he sort of wants to tuck Monty away in a temple, just like a treasure, so he can never be hurt again. While Ahui holds litt...

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Monster Chat (WIP)

"Yes, yes, yes, you're 'fated enemies' and 'gripped in an eternal battle of good and evil' and so forth, I can't keep up with what you kids are calling it these days. My question was, when do you think I can expect some grandpuppies to spoil?"


jk, though i figure ahuizotl does adore cute things (just look how many cats he keeps), and would probably not-so-subtly press montezuma to maybe focus less on rebelling against unjust social hierarchies and focus more on settl...

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Holy Smokes

Smokescreen may be rather stoic and serious about his job, but outside of spywork he's a pretty playful, flirty guy. As he and Montezuma start spending more time together where they're not trying to destroy each other, Monty sees more and more glimpses of Smoke's humanity.....and he doesn't know how to feel about it. 

For as much flirting Monty does when the both of them are gripped in combat, he'd probably have a fucking heart attack if Smoky were to flirt back. Due to hi...

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Monster Mash

Proud parents and their oopsie baby~

The Sphinx peaced out pretty much as soon as baby Montezuma was weaned (leaving Ahuizotl a single dad), but that didn't mean she wasn't affectionate with him as an infant. Both Monty's parents were quite doting on their lil monster bab.

Ahuizotl's expression, (very) loosely translated, means something like "My heart is full". This is his first time meeting his son, as the Sphinx was pretty insistent on privacy during the birth...

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