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Steve Notes Smackdown 8/6/21

Boss time opens Smackdown

Jeez that’s some mania level gear

She says she came back for her spotlight that she deserves, that she created and she won’t let anyone steal it again

Recap- hahaha they captured a fan yelling NYYOOO in slow motion when Sasha turned on Bianca

She says last week she exposed Bianca, she’s been watching Bianca make mistake after mistake, she saved her to make a statement. She’d be nothing without Sasha

She says any other athlete wou...

Smackdown QA Thread

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Steve Notes AEW Homecoming

Juvi vs Jericho

This starts out a bit clunky with some corner top rope bits

This entire match can be on Botchamania

Jericho gets his top rope move off with a double ax handle

Wait or no, he has to use a top rope move to finish it, says Aubrey after he tries a back breaker

Juvi tries a top rope rana Jericho counters with walls Juvi gets the rope

Juvi gets 2 with Juvi Driver

Jericho hits JUDAS EFFECT but Aubrey tells Jericho he needs to go up top, he do...

Steve Notes NXT 8/4/21

Steve Notes NXT 8/3/21

Hit Row vs. LDF

15 minutes of match thrown out cuz Santos attacks TOp Dolla with a chair, breaks down in a brawl, LDF holds up Swerve, Santos attacks him with a chair, Santos RIPS OUT SWERVE’S GRILL

B-Fab hits Raul from behind with a chair, Adonis and Top Dolla come in and Swerve hits Raul with a phantom driver

Regal assigns security to Joe backstage to make sure him and Kross don’t cross paths between now and Takeover

RIdge Holland vs....

Steve Notes WWE Raw 8/2/21

MVP and Lashley open Raw

MVP says without question, Goldberg is a GOAT, an icon, capable of annihilating any man any night of the week, but he didn’t challenge some chump, he challenged Lashley. GOldberg is a Gladiator, used to crushing any gladiator before him, but Lashley is a KAIJU, an unstoppable larger than life monster, so I’m out here to stop a tragedy from happening. They pipe in Goldberg chants, cuz looking around, I barely see anyone chanting it. MVP says Goldberg, do you ...

Steve Notes SD 7/30/21

Cena comes out, we get a recap package, says Roman is a scared kid, says he’s ducking him cuz he didn’t change his gimmick. It’s like austin coming back as Sasquatch Steve Houston. Or if rock came back as Dwayne 2Small Johnson, or he’d say do you consent to touch what the rock is barely holding? Reigns expected me to change because that’s what he wanted to do. He has to change every two years cuz you stop caring about him. Cuz he doesn’t believe in himself. He’s a lazy stooge na...

Steve Notes AEW Fight For The Fallen

Starts with a Hangman/Dark Order package, they’re on the ranch, talking about the definition of a cowboy, how it’s more a state of mind of resiliency than having an actual horse. OH WOW HE’S WEARING DARK ORDER COLORS AND DOES THE HAND SIGN.

Elite announcements

They have Space Jam-type basketball jerseys on and doing a basketball intro, they are 1000% losing this. They all have elite basketball shorts on.

Super Elite vs. Dark Order

Busts out in a huge scrum, Dark ...

Steve Notes NXT 7/27/21

Ciampa/Thatcher vs. Dunne/Lorcan

Ciampa has Dunne in a Fujiwara armbar, Lorcan tries to help, Thatcher gets him in an ankle lock, RIDGE HOLLAND hits Thatcher, Lorcan breaks the hold, Ciampa takes out Lorcan, but Dunne hits bitter end for 3

Holland pounces Thatcher, then headbutts Ciampa with the help of Dunne and Lorcan

***

Carmelo Hayes Breakout video package

Joe walks in the parking lot

Hit Row promo, Swerve says he’s been wanting to take out Santos for...

NXT QA THREAD

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Steve Notes WWE Raw 7/27/21

Nikki opens the show, the live crowd is supportive, they give her the you deserve it chants, if not overwhelmingly. She says she didn’t have the confidence to try and fail. Then she realized one day if she fails, she fails. And when I put on the outfit, it gives her the confidence and it reminds her, that no matter what, if you believe in yourself, you can overcome all odds.  It worked for me, it can work for you, we can all almost be superheroes.

Charlotte comes out.

She s...

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Steve Notes Smackdown 7/23/21

Peacemaker starts Smackdown

HAHA there’s a VIC JOSEPH sign

I was so excited MITB that I had to crash Raw and answer questions like HOW DID I GET OUT OF FIREFLY FUNHOUSE? And how many calls did I have to make to chincheck roman reigns? I came back to challenge roman for the WWE Universal title. We are a few heartbeats away from Cena/Reigns face to face. Couldn’t think of a better place to do this than Cleveland. Big sports news today: I changed my middle name to Guardians, cuz ...

Steve Notes Fyter Fest Night 2

Jericho vs. Spears

Spears swings the chair at Jericho, Jericho takes him down, Walls of Jericho, Tully comes to distract, Sammy runs him off, Spears tries to hit a C4 with Jericho AND a chair, but it falls apart, Jericho sends him into a chair wedged in the corner, Judas Effect for 3

***

After the match, MJF says next week it’ll be a no DQ match against OH SHIT, NICK GAGE WHAT THE FUCK

MIro promo, says he’ll defend the title at Homecoming in two weeks

Doc Gal...

Steve Notes NXT 7/20/21

Joe starts out: TIK TOK GUESS WHO’S COME TO SMASH UR CLOCK?

Regal comes running down, this is not what I wanted, certainly not what I had in mind, when you came back to NXT you knew what I had in mind, you cannot be calling out superstars--

Joe says, IF i was provoked, and I was provoked.

Regal: Kross put his hands on NXT REF Joe, not NXT management

Joe: SEMANTICS! Kross needs to be put down, he’s out of control, did you know about his field trip to Raw? He is out ...

Steve Notes WWE Raw is KROSS

Raw 7/19/21

Cena opens Raw, tells the crowd he missed them, and THIS. Laughs about the crowd’s confusion on what to chant. He busts out the WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY.

WHO BROUGHT ME BACK? You guys. AND Roman Reigns.

WHAT? The Universal championship.

WHEN? SUmmerslam.

WHERE? VEGAS BABY

WHY? I could talk about being a main eventer at Summerslam, about a record-breaking title win (CROWD WHATS HIM), I could tell you about any of that… but it’s cuz ROMAN REI...

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Steve Notes MITB 2021

Mysterios. Vs Usos

The Mysterios HAVE HARNESSED MONEY IN THE BANK TECHNOLOGY!!!

And yet--

Usos win with an assisted rollup situation

**

Women’s MITB

Alexa has a GIANT LILLY graphic!

Alexa just chills on the corner to start, waits til everyone leave, tries to jedi mind trick

Tamina gets a ladder, Liv tries to run up, Zelina too, Tamina takes them both out

Alexa hypnotizes Zelina, gets her to go back down, Nattie power bombs her off the la...

Steve Notes AEW 7/14/21

IWGP US Title Match

Mox vs. Karl Anderson

Kingston immediately takes a lead pipe to Gallows, they brawl into the crowd

Karl hits stun gun, Mox rolls to the ropes

Mox hits DEATH RIDER for 3

***

Archer calls out Mox, says its time for his rematch, he says we had a texas deathmatch in tokyo, how about we have a texas death match in dallas?

Andrade interview, Alex says Andrade has been given permission to break down the forbidden door, so-- Andrade asks, ...

Steve Notes NXT 7/13/21

Dakota Kai vs. Ember Moon

Fantastic stuff, in the end, Kai hits a GTK draped over the top rope, for the win

***

After the match, the lights go down, Xia Li comes down to the ring, passes by Kai without looking at her, gets in Raquel’s face, challenges her, Kai kinda looks put out.

Diamond Mine earlier today interview

Bivens says rebuild with the best fighters, best coaches, best prospects, when you leave yo ucome out the absolute best. We’re about the best co...

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Steve Notes RAW 7/13/21

Backstage, MVP hypes up Bob Lashley

Xavier Woods vs. Bobby Lashley

Lashley wrecks Woods on the outside as we go to commercial

More of the same, Lashley drops Woods over and over

Lashley hits a spear

Woods sneaks an inside cradle for the surprise win

That was stupid

**

Lashley’s face processing what happened afterwards is pretty great

Backstage, Kevin interviews MVP, says Lashley was seen leaving. MVP says its not a big deal. He had to bl...

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Steve Notes AEW ROAD RGER

Cody vs. QT

Why did QT try a moonsault when Cody was standing three feet to the side

Homelander gives QT three crossrhodes and hits all four corners

**

Spears Promo

Sammy, you think you’re one step ahead but you’re two steps behind.

Sammy attacks him. He says bitch.

Kenny Omega comes out for interview, Callus gets on the mic, crowd gives him the you got fired chants, he says omega defeated moxley, fenix, jungle boy, we’ve won so many titles we h...

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Steve Notes NXT Great American Bash 2021

Steve Notes Great American Bash

Dusty Rhodes voice does the intro, which is kinda cool

Thankfully the crowd is WAY more hyped tonight.

A stellar match with a bunk inside cradle finish, Wes Le pinning Thatcher after he almost taps out to an ankle lock yeah yeah we get it, MSK supposedly earned Ciampa/Thatcher's respect 

***½

Samoa Joe and Regal come out, Regal demands Kross and Gargano come down

Does John have new theme music

Gargano immediately ...

Steve Notes Raw 7/5/21

We open with MIz TV, I’m not hating on this cuz Morrison is great

THe four guests tonight are MITB participants

Miz says he’s an expert on MITB stuff, Morrison has drip all over him and its great, he says he climbs ladders like a water spout

Drew is the first guest

He says you are the reason I have a love/hate relationship with MITB

He brings up the Alamo, this is his new gimmick, history lessons, he says he’s a distant relative of davey crockett. HIs great...

Steve Notes Smackdown 7/2/21

Edge: Mania was supposed to be the culmination of a dream: winning the universal title ten years to the day I had to vacate it. Then it didn’t happen. That wasn’t in my vision. It rocked me. But I started to roll the match back in my brain. I watched it and I never do that. Roman glosses over details. My one fear was Bryan preventing me from winning. I could complain about Bryan, about Jey, and I’d be justified. 2006 Edge would have. But in 2021 I have to understand there are gonna be e...

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