It’s me again.
I just got back from watching a wrestling match. If you asked me if that was really wrestling, I’d have a hard time answering straight away.
Junior, who watched it with me, seemed to enjoy it, especially since his mother was part of the match.
He keeps asking Platy to wear “that mask.”
And every time he asks, Platy, being the softie she is with kids, turns into Neptune Queen and strikes a pose. 2023-10-12 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It is I, Shinbishanme, a true journalist and a warrior for the news, standing up to great evils.
Yes! I’ve done it!
I’ve got a massive scoop!
The identity of the mysterious masked wrestler, Miss Bean Crush, is none other than Princess Letasreit!
A survivor of the former royalty who once reigned over the Human Kingdom, oppressing their subjects!
Excuse me?! The royals think they’re above the common folk, so they de...
2023-10-11 15:48:05 +0000 UTC View Post“Heh...! I admit defeat...!”
Though Platy was bested by the ultimate bean technique, she took the loss gracefully.
Despite being blown away, she bounced back into the ring, looking relatively unscathed.
“To be able to repel solmization magic... Your passion for beans is truly something. It’s become a force that could change the world.”
“It’s all thanks to the beans! Beans are the answer to everything!!!”
The ...
2023-10-10 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLetasreit vs. Mrs. Astres.
Or Miss Bean Crush vs. Demon General.
The tension builds as their match continues.
Mrs. Astres continues to unleash a barrage of shockwaves, leaving Letasreit with no choice but to maintain a defensive stance from a safe distance.
There’s nothing else she can do.
Because in the face of those ranged attacks, Letasreit is at a loss for any countermove.
This situation highlights a critical flaw in h...
2023-10-09 12:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post“Heh heh heh...! Just because you defeated Aileron doesn’t mean you should get cocky. She was just the weakest among us,” says my wife, acting like a true villain.
This is making me want to explode with frustration from my seat.
“Your next opponent isn’t someone you can easily defeat. Demon General, show her your terrifying strength!”
“Stepping up, the Demon General!”
With a sense of foreboding, the next contender clim...
2023-10-06 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostNeptune Queen and the Demon General.
In an unbelievable match set up by the genius promoter, Horkosfon, Letasreit faces formidable opponents!
Both of them stand at the top tiers of the merfolk and demon race!
How will Letasreit handle this intense situation?!
“I, Miss Bean Crush, the envoy of beans, will endure and overcome any challenge! Let’s get this match started already!”
“But first...”
Platy, still...
2023-10-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Bean-kenstein!!!”
“Super Bean Backbreaker!!!”
“Natto Stretch!!!”
“Pursuit Elbow!!!”
Letasreit is unstoppable.
Or should I say Miss Bean Crush?
Either way, with her mask on, she dances around the ring like a butterfly, grabbing her opponents like a stag beetle and hurling them away.
Challengers, each one a masked female wrestler, kept stepping up. But the matches ended almost instantly after starting. 2023-10-04 12:31:27 +0000 UTC View Post
And so it finally begins.
The match that would decide the fate of Letasreit’s wrestling career and, incidentally, whether or not world peace would be disturbed.
The Mask-Ripping Deathmatch.
Apparently, it’s a standard format in the wrestling world, given the significant number of masked wrestlers out there.
For a masked wrestler, their mask is their face and pride. To have it removed is like denying their very existence.
This ...
2023-10-03 19:25:47 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me.
As I expected, my worst fears came true.
I always get my predictions right.
The white will win!
But...it lost.
Well, whatever.
Anyway, as I had guessed, Letasreit’s case was taking a perilous turn.
“A mask-ripping deathmatch?!”
The report I received from Letasreit boiled down to that.
It apparently started with a question from a journalist during a press con...
2023-10-02 14:22:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Shinbishanme.
I am a noble journalist.
My mission is to write articles and convey the truth of the world to the masses.
Everyone in this world has the right to know the truth!
It’s my duty to uncover secrets that some powers might be hiding and inform everyone, rectifying injustices!
That said, I recently exposed a local feudal lord’s affair for everyone in the nation to see!
Behold, people in power! This is t...
2023-09-29 15:02:47 +0000 UTC View PostAutumn deepens.
The foliage changes color, transforming from green to golden hues, and someone finds this transformation incredibly exhilarating.
Who might that be?
It’s Letasreit.
Suddenly, she’s sparring with a group of orcs in the corner of the farm.
“Come at me from anywhere you like!”
Surrounding Letasreit, several orcs have taken positions, forming a circle around her.
After seeking abundant prayers from Sugawara no Michizane, we successfully completed junior’s Shichi-Go-San.
“May he mature with a gentle spirit. Let it be so that he does not cast aspersions upon his peers and cast them asunder.”
Compared to other gods I know, I thought Michizane was relatively mild-mannered and comforting to interact with.
He occasionally shows a darker side, though.
"For eons, I have been revered as the god of ...
2023-09-27 15:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post“You know, now that you mention it... Junior really does seem to have a divine gift.”
Sensei looks closer, cementing this astounding revelation.
Wait, when did this happen?!
I thought we refused all the gifts the gods tried to give him!
“No, this wasn’t given directly to Junior.”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s likely a gift from you, his father, passed down through genetics, Lord Saint. Much like how souls split...
2023-09-26 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post“Whawuhwhawhahaaaaaaaat?!”
“What’s with this god?!”
The gods of earth and sea are astonished by the foreign deity summoned through Sensei’s secret technique.
I mean, the overwhelming presence it exuded was beyond belief.
Even I had to catch my breath.
This deity from another realm looked bizarre to our world. Its attire resembled that of ancient Japanese nobility.
It wore a crown and held a wooden board, re...
2023-09-26 16:56:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe shrine is finished.
It took about three days.
Impressive.
It’s no surprise, given how many buildings our orcs have constructed so far.
They work incredibly fast, but that doesn’t mean they skimp on quality.
The main part of the shrine has an appearance reminiscent of the Heian period palatial architecture.
It embodies the very essence of Japanese culture, even down to the railings that encircle the main hall.
<...
2023-09-22 14:54:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt is I, the young prodigy seamstress, Shalanthea.
Huh? I’m still just an apprentice, you say?
Quiet, you.
Even as an apprentice, a genius has been different from the rest since birth.
What am I saying? There’s an aura about them!
You know, like, they shine brighter than the rest!!!
And they’re lucky!
Being here at the Saint’s Farm makes that all the clearer!
At first, I was lamentin...
2023-09-21 12:52:33 +0000 UTC View PostPrime numbers. I must count the prime numbers...!
Three, five, seven, eleven, thirteen...!
Here, we can already see the famous 7-5-3.
...Huh? Two’s a prime number, too? Eh, let’s not sweat the small stuff.
Right now, what’s crucial is celebrating Shichi-Go-San for my three-year-old Junior.
Age counted in years or actual age, all such details are trivial now.
Anyhow, I’m determined to go ahead with it.
The 7-5-3...
2023-09-21 12:52:06 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I knew it, we were in the middle of autumn.
It’s no exaggeration to say that spring and summer had been consumed mostly by the joint wedding ceremony.
Such a significant event meant that I hoped for autumn to be more relaxed.
But even in this off-season, there’s another major event we can’t overlook.
The birthday celebration of our kids!
Our eldest son, Junior, and our second son, Norito, have birthdays tha...
2023-09-19 15:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostOur okonomiyaki party goes on.
We have Kraken, Desmask, and the Horned Boar happily sizzling away at the iron grill.
“Hey, hey, hey! The fun party has started!”
“The taste of the seafood wrapped in the okonomiyaki batter is so good, desumasu!!!”
“The squid’s texture is the best!!!”
“The fatty part of the pork is so nice and juicy!!!”
...Let’s pretend we didn’t notice the faint hint of madness in the atmosphere. 2023-09-18 14:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Oil the surfaceee.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.
The iron plate roars with heat.
Underneath, flames rage, heating the surface even further with the oil.
The heat feels oppressive, almost tangible from this distance.
The air above the superheated iron plate sways, creating a mirage.
Touching it would definitely result in a burn.
Yet, I slosh even more oil on it.
“Gwohohoho....
2023-09-15 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYup, it’s me again.
The long joint wedding is over, and regular operations are back on from today.
Okayyy, everyone, switch gears.
Party time’s overrrr. Shake off that light-headedness, and no more frolicking.
Now that Zoth Syra and Orkubo are married, it’s only natural that they would live together.
It’s a newlywed move-in, yup, yup.s
With Orkubo settling down, he has his own place, a house he built in...
2023-09-14 14:31:21 +0000 UTC View PostThings are about to get exciting!
Listen closely, because this farm dragon, Veil, is about to tell a thrilling story!
...Hm? What’s up, Master?
You’re asking if I didn’t help Alexander in his fight against the idiot?
...
Hmmmmmm.
Clearly, Master, you don’t understand the kind of dragon my brother is.
To be honest, at that time, all I felt towards that Typhon idiot was this:
Oh man, oh man, oh m...
2023-09-13 16:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostYo, it’s the one and only great farm dragon Veil.
What’s the story today?
...
Ah, it’s about the Proto-Geyser Dragon?
She did make an appearance at the recent wedding ceremony, after all.
Of course you’d want to know how everything led up to that event.
You’ve always ‘bean’ so attentive, Master.
Oh, but that princess and that winged woman are more than enough to handle real beans.
<...
2023-09-12 11:56:28 +0000 UTC View PostBelena of the demon race speaking.
Having returned to the farm after the grand event, a joint wedding ceremony, things are quieting down again.
The party was bustling and eventful, but once it’s over, we’re back to the peaceful rhythm of our everyday lives.
And that’s pretty crucial, too, right?
After all, it’s these quiet days that truly shape our lives.
Finishing up the day’s tasks and settling down for a bi...
2023-09-11 12:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Wedding—it’s me.
The joint wedding ceremony that started on a whim turned out to be livelier than expected.
Firstly, having four couples combined for the event brought in a considerable crowd.
It’s like the equation: More people = more power.
The ceremony was bustling, seemingly proving this point.
There was a moment when I thought things were going downhill when a bunch of dragons crashed the party.
But thanks t...
2023-09-08 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me, demon noblewoman Nehera.
I can’t believe that the designer behind the Noujou brand actually exists!!!
...Well, of course, someone has to make the clothes.
But to think that designer is engaged to Lord Olba?!
How can this be?!
To win Lord Olba’s heart, I must have a Noujou dress. But how can I commission one from my love rival?!
This is a stalemate, isn’t it...?!
Hmph! I...
2023-09-08 11:55:35 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Traditional Betta.
A grand general, tasked with defending the Mermaid Kingdom.
I’m also the head of the esteemed Betta House, a lineage serving the Mermaid Royal Family. We’ve been birthing heroes and warriors for generations.
Since my youth, I’ve been dedicated to climbing the ranks of the military, putting my life on the line, especially during the reign of the previous Mermaid King, Lord Nagus.
“Where there’s mer...
2023-09-06 14:13:33 +0000 UTC View PostI am Olba, a Demon King’s Army officer.
Well... actually, I’m about to retire from the army and become a nobleman due to my upcoming marriage. But due to some responsibilities, I’ll have to remain in service for a little while, even after getting married.
Yet, I’m on top of the world!
Why, you ask? Because my wedding is just around the corner!
It’s a once-in-a-lifetime event that everyone looks forward to, and now i...
2023-09-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt has begun.
The wedding’s grand entertainment(?) —a Dragon Showdown — is at its climax.
Facing off are the current Geyser Dragon, Ardheg, and his antagonist, the dragon leader, Charleartz.
Team Anti-Ardheg, though uninvited, decided to crash the party and declare war right then and there.
So in response, this challenge began. It’s meant to be just a fun sideshow for the wedding.
Most of the demon and merfolk guests...
2023-09-04 18:28:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a record of the intermission matches that happened at the Dragon Wedding Reception:
1. Veil makes use of the opponent’s sabotage and finishes first.
2. The second match was a messy, voided game due to unclear victory conditions.
3. The third game was voided because the opponent dragon fainted from a slap by a young lady teased for her modest bust.
4. The fourth game was null because Typhon wasn’t in the mood.
5. And in the fifth, Bloody Ma...
2023-09-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post