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Premium Episode 63: Ancient Aliens & The New World Order 2

We got him. Travis attempts to recount the plot of the documentary "Ancient Aliens & The New World Order 2" and a meltdown ensues. Pure silly fun.

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Music by Pontus Berghe (www.mixcloud.com/ChapelOne)

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Premium Episode 62: MK ULTRA & Operation Midnight Climax (Live in LA)

The CIA recruited prostitutes to dose clients with LSD. They tried to remote control dogs by sticking chips in their brains. They locked people in isolation for up to 85 days, forcing them to listen to looped voice recordings as they went mad. All of this overseen by a gang of macabre buffoons taking drugs, having parties and screwing each other's wives. Our first live show is half horror, half comedy of errors.

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Premium Episode 61: Reality As A Simulation

A community of people who think they're in the matrix, fed by incoherent technocrats like Elon Musk. We take the delicate topic and place it in the lap of Jake Rockatansky, a man dangerously pilled by his distance from the QAA gang. Oh lord, please don't let us be misunderstood.

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Premium Episode 60: Starseeds

Your ancestors are aliens. Perhaps you found out using Quantum Healing Hypnosis Technique. Perhaps you've always known deep inside. We explore the "Starseeds" or "Star People" movement. It absolutely melts our brains.

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Premium Episode 59: The Rockatansky Files (Jake's Tampa QAnon Rally)

Alone, desperate and undercover at the QAnon rally, Jake crashes and burns in an attempt to fit in with the other attendees. He rants about underground alien bases, gets ignored by influencers and blows his cover with the organizers.

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First Live Show: Topic, Location & Merch Announced! (Plus a gift for Patreon supporters who attend)


The topic will be MK ULTRA & Operation Midnight Climax — the CIA's very real LSD and mind control experiments on civilians. Fun stuff. There's also a Jake story of course. You have your tickets right?

GET TICKETS: tickets.qanonanonymous.com

LOCATION: Silverlake...

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Premium Episode 58: Fresh Off The Tampa QAnon Rally

Reeling, our immediate reactions to our three experiences. That's right, Jake, Travis & Julian traveled to Florida to cover the second rally organized by the people behind the Washington DC event we attended. Maybe it's not the most sober episode, but it was certainly fun to record.

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Premium Episode 57: QAnon 2019 Retrospective feat Mike Rothschild

Domestic terrorism, dead mob bosses and fallen influencers — it was quite a year for QAnon. We go through it with Mike Rothschild, a repeat guest and writer specializing conspiracy theories.

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Premium Episode 56: Lysenkoism

Trofim Lysenko, the man who almost single-handedly destroyed Soviet biology. A cult of anti-reality. Agricultural alchemy. Executions. A fun romp with a roguish Soviet snack.

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QAA Hosts Pick Their Favorite Episodes of 2019

Below you will find the detailed lists, with all required links to jump straight to the episodes!

TRAVIS’S PICKS

Top 5 Regular Episodes

  1. Episode 57: Undercover at the QAnon rally
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Premium Episode 55: The Switch - Loomered

Laura Loomer fan fiction novel The Switch: Loomered is read in its entirety and commented upon by Jake (250 pages). Includes way too many dramatic readings.

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Premium Episode 54: Team Avocado or Liberal QAnon

Breaking up trafficking rings, giving spiritual advice to Hillary and Barack, co-authoring books with Rod Rosenstein and fighting ICE agents at the border — Team Avocado is the QAnon of the resistance, and it absolutely makes for a rollicking good time.

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Listen to the QAA Soundtrack

Hello listener! Here's a link to an original soundtrack of the pod — music made by Nick Sena that you've heard on recent episodes: music.qanonanonymous.com

Enjoy.

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Saturday February 8th live show in Los Angeles — tickets still available here: tickets.qanonanonymous.com 

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Premium Episode 53: Moloch

There is no child sacrifice without Moloch. Dispensing with subtlety, we openly worship at the God's altar while exploring its controversial origins. Then we enjoy the innocent tale of a young couple moving into a new home. ALSO THE DENOUEMENT OF AWARD-WINNING MOLOCH THE OWL SAGA.

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Original music for Jake story: Adam Westbrook

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Premium Episode 52: Neon Revolt's Big Boy Book

What childhood events later transform an aspiring screenwriter into a QAnon influencer? Travis made his way through a nearly 500 page book to find out.

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Music by Pontus Berghe (www.chapelone.com)

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Premium Episode 51: QAnon Shopping Network 3

Balaclavas, books, bedsheets and Christmas ornaments. Buy it all. Then go donate to various gofundme's and watch White Squall, the 1996 sailing movie at the origin of the "Where We Go One We Go All" motto. This is a holiday meltdown with Q as a guest.

Thanks for supporting Jake's frozen peanut butter jelly sandwich habit.
Song at the end is by Nick Sena http://www.nicksenamusic.com

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Premium Episode 50: Millerism & the Great Disappointment

The proto-QAnon "Millerite" movement of the 1800s promised the fiery return of Jesus during a period historians called the Second Great Awakening. The belief system got so big it led to something dubbed the Great Disappointment. Enjoy knowing that we've always been this dumb.

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Premium Episode 49: Machines of Loving Grace feat Dale Beran

Project One. Community Memory. The first message board in history. We track how the techno-utopians of the 60s and 70s gave way to otakus, image boards, 90s nihilism and — eventually — the incel & alt-right movements. Dale Beran, author of the book It Came From Something Awful, joins us to explore how activism and technology have been transformed by capitalism & marketing.

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Live show tickets are up! Patreon supporters get first dibs.

Saturday February 8th in Los Angeles, we're doing our first live show. If you can't attend, we'll be recording it. We do have plans for other cities, so stay tuned. More info about the event can be found on the ticket page — but here's the flyer / poster:

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Premium Episode 48: Listener Stories Volume 3

Friends and family lost to red pills. USB keys that reveal Trump's genius. Hippies gone MAGA. Stefan Molyneux haunting New Zealand. Listener stories are back, baby!

Link to the youtube video we lose our minds over: https://bit.ly/2oSVPMT

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Premium Episode 47: Billy Meier & the Plejaran Aliens

Billy Meier's time-traveling, bounty-hunting, Saddam-Hussein-meeting, off-world-safari-taking adventures. Tumble down the rabbit hole with our favorite Jake and meet a race of aliens called the Plejarans. Get to know their beamships, telepathic friendships and terrible relationship advice. A beautiful mind produces a beautiful episode. Refined listeners rejoice.

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VIDEOS REFERENCED:
The Billy Meier Story: UFOs and Prophecies f...

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Premium Episode 46: NESARA & the Dove of Oneness Cult

White Knights versus the Dark Agenda. A secret law that will make everybody rich. Phone lines, class action lawsuits, 9/11 and the Illuminati. This economic prosperity cult went global against all odds, and resembles QAnon in many ways.

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Premium Episode 45: Deep State Target George Papadopoulos

The troubled son of a troubled nation, our sacred boy, the greek prince himself. George Papadopoulos and his ghostwriter have produced Deep State Target: How I Got Caught in the Crosshairs of the Plot to Bring Down President Trump. Now it's time to contend with the literature. Up to the task: Travis View & Jake Rockatansky. Meanwhile, a bewildered Julian Feeld watches in awe as the two fellas fall in love with Greece and its natural bounties. Then they're served a freshly unearthed, unpub...

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Premium Episode 44: Burn After Reading feat Molly Jong-Fast

Stupidity, self-serving politics, senseless intelligence gathering and cartoonish vanity. The Coen brothers' 2008 film, Burn After Reading, couldn't be more apropos. We examine it in light of the military intelligence LARP known as QAnon, as well as Never Trumpers, Reagan Era CIA operatives and the MAGA intelligentsia. Our guest is Molly Jong-Fast, author and political columnnist.


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Premium Episode 43: QAnon Music

The culture is growing deep roots. Hip Hop, Pop, R&B, Folk, Blues, Dark Wave, Trance & Rock. You name it. We explore big hits & obscure B-sides from the QAnon conspiracy theory world. Plus there's drama, beefs, and personalities. Everything you've never wanted. Enjoy!

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MUSIC IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:


Flo White - Q-Anonymous

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Premium Episode 42: Jacob Wohl feat Will Sommer

Entertaining failson and wannabe political operative Jacob Wohl is joined by open-flied conspiracy theorist Jack Burkman and twitterless meltdown queen Laura Loomer as they embark on a very stupid journey into the heart of American politics. After we do our usual deep dive, Will Sommer of the Daily Beast drops in to catch us up on the latest.

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Premium Episode 41: Secret Military Technology

Jake is in control. Heart-attack guns. Weather control. Voice to Skull technology. Robots that shoot two guns at once. Invisibility cloaks. Get ready for a wild one.

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Premium Episode 40: QAnon Rally Prequel

Preparing for the QAnon Rally in Washington DC with our deepstate friends Jared Holt and Jordan Uhl. Includes some post-rally observations, Neon Revolt's take on journalism, our sightings in DC, and a wonderful video by Valerie Plame — ex-CIA agent who is now running for congress.

Follow Jared Holt: twitter.com/jaredlholt
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Premium Episode 39: Q Lies (Tom Arnold Struggle Session)

Jake presents "Q Lies", a sequel to "True Lies" featuring Tom Arnold, Jamie Curtis & Arnold Schwarzenegger. The boys also go half-mad discussing the Tom Arnold interview and the various claims he made. Plus, we've included some outtakes of the interview featuring Tom's thoughts about Mike Cernovich, Sebastian Gorka, and his friend Al Franken being set up by Roger Stone.

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Premium Episode 38: A Farewell to Epstein

The night of his death. The aftermath. Poetry. Madness. Music. The New York Post. Mossad. Ghislaine Maxwell. Jeffrey Epstein is memorialized by Jake in his wonderful Christmas tale: The Night Before Epstein. What even is happening.

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All the best music on this ep is courtesy of our friend ChapelOne http://www.chapelone.com/

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