michaelhamm

The Video Vault!

Hey everyone! I decided to do some digital excavating and I found some videos that havnt seen the light of day in over a decade! This is kind of sort of an origin story for my career because before the cosplay really took off, I was trying to figure out this whole "on-camera personality" thing with a series called "Michael Hamm Does Stuff." I started those videos before my patreon which is crazy to think. Looking back it is a chaotic time capsule of what i thought it was to be an "influencer"...

Lifting up those spirits!

Happy Monday everyone! I typically keep and eye on the amount of comments and likes brocade it’s a good measure of what’s doing well, and it makes me really happy to see how many of you have been loving this series! It was a ton of fun to shoot and clearly the results came out amazingly. I’ve been playing around with an idea for a punk Batman as well which I think would be absolutely killer! Any way, thanks for all the love!!!

Snap chat Sunday!

One eyed, one holed, faceless purple people eater!

Coming soon!

Hey everyone I honestly feel like I’m still recovering from the holidays so I'm feeling a bit lazy at the min. I’m going to get back to the retrospective stuff next week, but until then, here is a lovely photo from the the warmer days where the sun was out for more than 5 hours a day…

Happy new years!

Happy New Years guys!!

As we cross the finish line of 2025, I’ve been sitting here reflecting on everything that happened over the last twelve months. If we are being honest with each other, it was a pretty rough year for the world in general. It felt heavy a lot of the time but looking back, the one big consistent bright spot…the thing that genuinely made this year great for me, was all of you.

I know I say thank you a lot, but I want to get a little sentimental for a second...

Last one for the night

Guys… lol.

I really really thought I was hot shot. This is crazy. I feel like the story I’ve always told has been “I was so bullied I hated myself” and now I’m looking at these pictures like… was I the bully???? This is shaking my world beliefs..

AHHHHH!!!

Guys, this is so fucking embarrassing…

PS: I was 18 which makes this extra embarrassing, but at least it’s legal???

Model in the making!

Dear sweet baby Jesus, I found these photos on my phone and I can’t help but die of laughing because I really think I thought I was going to be the next big superstar. I remember taking these photos on my WebCam and thinking I was the hottest shit in the world. I would send them to all my friends basically begging for approval.

This was a weird period in my life where I was going through and eating disorder, so I was transitioning from chubby kid too skinny with abs, and I was desper...

A bright snap chat Sunday

Thai Snapchat Sunday is brought to you my by LED mirror! Happy Sunday Patreon!!

Sup Punk?

Ok the holidays got me a little distracted from the cosplay but here are a few More punk Superboy photos! I not really one for close ups but I decided to include a few because the shot are really amazing and the colours and costume just looks so good!

Happy Boxing Day From Canada!

We did it folks, me made it through Christmas and despite its attempts to tear us apart, we survived. In Canada the day after Christmas is called Boxing Day and I use that day as a time to do any major resets or as a day to just relax. Today is a bit of both! I slept in, went for brunch with my family, and skipped the gym to just lounge around. Unfortunately for me, I don’t do well relaxing so now I’m completely re arranging my moving space, bed room, and cosplay room. My place is an abso...

Christmas Eve!

Twas the night before Christmas and in the Hamm house

Michael was clicking a Bluetooth linked mouse

The spandex was hung by the ring light with care

In hopes that a viral post soon would be there

The followers nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of Michael danced in their heads

With a cowl on his brow and his stomach sucked in

He prepped for a photoshoot let the thirst trap begin

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter 2025-12-24 23:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Take it all!

Screw it, here are the other 6! I might as well post them all since i have them!

Red, Green, and Black!

Posting some holiday oldies because I feel like we all need a little holiday pick me up!

The Birthday day

Yesterday was my birthday, and as anyone who knows me or has been around for a while can tell you, my birthday is actually my favorite day to be alone. I usually try to get all the social obligations and birthday festivities out of the way before the actual date so that I can just exist in total peace and quiet when the day arrives.

In years past, I have gone away or checked into a local hotel to hide, but this year was the first time I have had a birthday while living on my own. I was ...

Do they know it’s Christmas time?

Ok, I need advice. Does this shoot count as Christmas/winter themed? Is the onesie too generic? Is it just giving “Canadian”? Is it cosy Christmas?

TELL ME!!!

Another First!

Whenever someone asks me What was your first cosplay it always feels like a bit of a trick question.

Are we talking about the first superhero suit I pieced together for Halloween? The first costume I actually debuted at a convention? Or do they mean the very first project I specifically set out to create as a cosplay? I find myself giving a slightly different answer depending on the situation, but one thing is set in stone: Aquaman was the first professional cosplay shoot I ever did wit...

Hindsight/Hind sight!

since we’re doing a little retrospective here I figured I might as well post the oldest picture of my butt that I’ve taken! I mean, it was literally almost 10 years ago, let’s be fair… It is hump day! Hindsight is 20/25

Against the Wall!

Remember the pandemic?

Oh yes what a great time we all had. I loved the part where I was trapped indoors and couldn’t do photo shoots and couldn’t get fabric and couldn’t leave my bedroom or go to the gym or see my loved ones. SUCH FUN!

Being a content creator during that time was either really easy or really difficult. OnlyFans had a huge boom which created a wave of cosplayers looking for support but it was also a time where making new and interesting content was nearly i...

Patreon and Me!

Patreon has started to use AI as a form of moderation to help protect against pornography, and it’s clearly CLEARLY not working. Yesterday‘s post was taken down because there was a picture of me in a towel??? I’m not sure what about that Triggered the AI, but it is very alarming.

I was part of a roundtable a few days ago with Patreon, and they assured me the type of content I create is totally acceptable on the platform. Patreon accepts full nudity, and animated pornography, but ...

Calgary fever dream!

When I think about events in my life that drastically changed it’s trajectory, going to Calgary will always be in the top. I was just starting to get into cosplay, and I was coming fresh off of my first guest appearance in Mexico, when out of the blue, a friend of mine asked if I wanted to go to Calgary for a comic book convention. I was incredibly hesitant because I had just got back from Mexico and had so much to catch up on. Lucky for me my friend was incredibly insistent and told me th...

All I want for Christmas…

OK, I have to post these pictures because a little while back I was talking about how I didn’t have an ass and that seemed to shock quite a few people. I wanted to find proof, but when I didn’t have an ass, I would never take pictures of it because it wasn’t a really flattering, well, I dug back in the archives, and I found a side on photo that really shows that I was not working with much back there! Plus, it seems timely because there is a Christmas tree in the picture!

Oh and ...

Let’s couch it!

back when I took all these pictures I made everyone keep it hush hush because this was on my roommates couch and I didn’t want her to find out I was making sexy content on it. But guess what? She moved out so I’m celebrating by posting all of these lol!

Mid-day Peak!

No big write up today but it’s Wednesday so we’re just celebrating with something a little cheeky!

Buncha Punks!

Speaking of my punk, Robin yesterday, here’s a few more photos from my punk Superboy shoot with Shaun! I love getting to actually put the “play” into cosplay, and this version of Superboy definitely gave me a lot of chances to play!

December Wallpaper!

I usually end up getting these wallpapers up at the end of the month but that doesn't really work when they are holiday themed. Lets not forget me uploading halloween photos in November shall we?

This month I wanted to back to my first Christmas shoot so I figured I better get these out soon incase some of you are looking to get on the naughty list this year!

This month We've got 3 naughty phone wallpapers and 3 naughty desktop wallpapers. Sorry, but this isn't the time to be nic...

The Pro and the Con!

In 2015, I received an email from a man inviting me to appear as a guest at a ComicCon in Mexico. At this point in my cosplay journey, I had never been a guest before, and I had what I considered to be a pretty small following. It genuinely didn't make sense to be contacted by a major convention, so I immediately assumed it was a scam.

I decided to investigate, checking out their Instagram account. To my surprise, I discovered it was the biggest convention in Mexico, and several cosplay...

Air Bnb n me!

With everything that’s been going on I totally forgot that I took so many cute slutty photos while I was in Montreal! I had the Airbnb to myself for about an hour, and I put it to good use! So that means that mixed up amongst the retrospective of past content I’ve also got some lovely new Montreal photos as well as the remaining punk Super Boy ones! Woo hoo!!!

The Beginning!

There is no better place to start than at the beginning right? If were doing this throwback retrospective we might as well start with the first ever photo, or my first ever photo shoot with THE Shaun Simpson!

The "too long didn't read" of the situation is that i was working construction for my father and because i didn't have my drivers licence i had to go in every morning with him. The issue was that he liked going to the gym before work and that meant that i had to start going to the ...

The ramblings of a madman

Hi Patreon! This is going to be a lot, but I just wanted to talk about what is coming up for December and how I have been feeling lately.

Let me start off by saying that I (for the first time in 10 years of Patreon) have run out of content. It honestly feels pretty embarrassing to be a content creator, who doesn’t have any content, but past few months have been pretty difficult. I lost my part-time job, I have been in nothing but massive fights with my parents, my roommate of eight y...