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COBRA Extended Preview!

This past Friday we released a long-awaited, much-requested, and highly anticipated Just the Jokes riff for an 80s cheesefest starring none other than Sylvester Stallone: COBRA

When you create two franchises as iconic and grunty as Rambo and Rocky, you can do whatever you like in Hollywood. Sylvester Stallone chose to cut his pizza with scissors in Cobra. This uncon...

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We're Talkin' RiffTrax: IRONHEART

Howdy, Traxians! Erik here.

It's with an iron heart that I present to you the latest installment of Talkin' RiffTrax! This time, the guys are talkin' about our most recent release from this past Friday, Ironheart. It's got it all! 

- Driving scenes? Check.
- Parking scenes? Check!
- Incompetent-yet-overconfident henchmen? Check!
- A charisma-free martial artist hero? Checki...

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Extended Preview: IRONHEART

Greetings, Traxians!

We know you love riffs on martial arts movies. We love 'em, too - especially when the movie contains copious amounts of driving scenes.

But we noticed, among all these movies we've riffed where the main characters drive endlessly, we noticed that there's a startling lack of showing where these characters park their previously-driven automobiles. "Just how did they end up here???" we ask (more times than we're comfortable admitting).

The...

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Talkin' APEX PREDATORS

Hi there, Traxians! 

After finishing the recording session for Apex Predators, the guys stuck around to talk a little bit more about it. Because they still had questions as to whether it even qualifies as a movie. So let's "dive" in, shall we?

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Hang Out With RiffTrax as we discuss Tough Guy Heroes! (Video)

What do the movies Road House, Cobra, and The Bad Pack all have in common? The answer may surprise you, except for the fact that we kind of gave it away in the title of this post and video. Hmm...

Anyway, please enjoy this recording of last week's live stream where Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Conor hung out on Zoom and discussed those movies'... tough guys! And remember, if you want to p...

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APEX PREDATORS (Extended Preview)

Howdy, Traxians!

It's time for another RiffTrax "drop" - and this time, it's the movie quality that's also dropping! The new B-movie Riff we JUST released is of a little movie - if you can even call it that - called Apex Predators, And worse yet, it's unfortunately not about cats, but sharks!

It’s spring break in Southern California and the beach is abuzz because The City B...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: GANGSTER WORLD

And it's named Gangster World because there's only one gangster? Learn about this, along with all the star power you can find in this riff, in today's installment of Talkin' RiffTrax.

And you can download this episode's video file right here.

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Extended Preview for GANGSTER WORLD

In a plot line that sounds vaguely familiar, a theme park filled with robots, and things go slightly awry! 

Nyah, see? It’s a world full of gangsters, see? But the gangsters, they’re all robots, see? Nyah, bleep blorp bloop, nyah, robots, see? Take a gander at Gangster World, it’ll be a gas, see?
If you couldn’t decipher that pitch perfect 1930s gangster slang, our new release Gangster World is about an adult theme park ful...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: THE BAD PACK

The boys are back, talkin' 'bout The Bad Pack!

That's right, as always the Riffing Crew of Mike, Kevin, and Bill continued talking into their microphones, with a camera this time, after they finished recording their latest B-movie riff. They found even more good stuff to sink their teeth into, including the strangely stacked cast, Robert Davi's album of Sinatra covers, and the movie's oddly timed "Her...

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Extended Preview: THE BAD PACK

Greetings, Traxians! 

Welcome to Friday, which is my favorite day, and likely yours, too, since we really enjoy releasing new riffs on Fridays! And guess what? Today is one of those days!

Please enjoy the first five minutes of this new hunk of old cheese, in an extended preview we made just for you. Here's a synopsis:

Every elite crew of mercenaries put together to d...

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Talkin' I'LL BE SEEING YOU with Bridget & Mary Jo

Hello, dear Traxians, and welcome to the weekend. Today we released a new Bridget and Mary Jo riff, but this podcast is talkin' about the one before that, Mary Higgins Clark's I'll Be Seeing You. It took me a bit longer than expected to edit this one down - we chatted a bit longer than normal; we had a lot to say about this one! It has also been a while since I sat down with Bridget and Mary Jo to record an episode of the podcast, so perhaps we were trying to make up for los...

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Kickstarter MP3 reward 48-hour runoff poll!

Hiya, Traxians! Erik here with a follow-up poll from this one, where we asked you to vote on your choice for an MP3 stretch reward for this year's Kickstarter. 

There were almost 700 votes, and there were two standouts, however the voting was SO CLOSE - a difference of only two percentage points! - that we decided to pit the two top choices head-to-head, to give us one definitive winner. 

For ...

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RAD backer shirt design!

Hello, Traxians!

Erik here with a sneak peek just for you. This time, it's the shirt design for our 2023 "Exclusive backer shirt" Kickstarter reward, drawn by frequent Kickstarter shirt designer contributor (and shirt.woot regular) Adam "ApeLad" Koford.

The image above is the concept sketch Adam sent us, which is pretty much classic Koford: he always finds a great way to insert Mike, Kevin, and Bill into the "theme" of the year's live event(s), and this one is no ...

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Help us choose an MP3 riff reward for the 2023 Kickstarter!

Well hey there, Traxians! Our Kickstarter is well underway, so now we're readying another batch of stretch rewards! And once again, we need your help.

A perennial addition for us, "Just the Jokes" riffs for blockbuster movies always scratch the itch that we can't quite reach with the usual B-movie fare; and including them as Kickstarter stret...

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Talkin' CYCLONE

Howdy, Traxians! Hot on the heels of our latest release from Mike, Kevin, and Bill, Cyclone, they're back to talk about it!

Does Kevin do too good of an impression of Lionel Stander? And is that his real name? Anyway, enjoy this latest episode of Talkin' RiffTrax. You can also download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax right 2023-03-07 19:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Extended Preview: CYCLONE

Hello, Traxians!

This past Friday we unleashed unto the world another riffed movie that was directed by René Cardona Jr, who was also responsible for Beaks, The Bermuda Triangle, Zindy The Swamp Boy, and more.

Enjoy this, the first five minutes of the movie - just for Traxians - and stay tuned for the Talkin' RiffTrax episode dropping later today. You can also download this video 2023-03-03 17:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Help us design the 2023 Kickstarter pin!

Hello, Traxians! Our Kickstarter campaign for this year's live show is in full swing. Not only that, but we set a new record when it comes to how quickly we got 100% funded. We're still kind of in shock, to be honest, but we're not all that much surprised - the RiffTrax community of fans is an incredible bunch, and we're chuffed to have such amazin...

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Our 2023 Kickstarter campaign is live! New Ultra Traxian merch!

Hello, Traxians!

If you didn't hear already, our 2023 Kickstarter is now live, and you can find it right here. We couldn't put our RiffTrax Live shows together without the help of amazing fans like you, and we hope you'll be part of this year's campaign for another year of RiffTrax on the Big Screen.

But wait, there's more! Exclusively for Patreon...

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Be the first to back this year's Kickstarter!

Hey there, Traxians! Erik here. Do you know what time it is?

It's February, which to us means one thing: Kickstarter season has begun! And we're giving you, dear Traxians, an early notice first - before anyone else.

The campaign will launch in a few hours on Wednesday, February 22; but if you want first dibs on the best rewards, follow this link and click the "Notify on Launch" button...

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"Talkin'" Hobgoblins 2? Afraid so.

What more is there to say? Enjoy in the streaming player above, or download this video here.

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HOBGOBLINS 2 - Extended Preview!

You read that right, folks - the chickens have finally come home to roost! And by "chickens" I mean, bad Gremlins puppet knock-offs, and by "roost" I mean star in a sequel that nobody asked for. We've just released our riff of it - it's brand new on the site, and we're telling you before anyone else! 

If you’ve always loved the original 2023-02-10 17:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Talkin' NIGHTWISH

Who is this guy, and what's he smiling about? Find out in this installment of Talkin' RiffTrax! Mike, Kevin, and Bill kept the camera rolling after recording our latest feature-length B-movie riff. 

They talk about this guy (you may recognize him from a well-known comedy), the use of the color green, and more.

Download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax right here.

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Extended preview: NIGHTWISH!

Greetings, Traxians! 

It has come to our attention that some of you still haven't seen our latest riff, Nightwish! Well, perhaps this Extended Preview will seal the deal:

Meet the Nightwishers! They’re four students of varying attractiveness studying the exciting field of [mumbles indistinctly]. They’re led by a professor who occasionally requires that they get semi-nude in order to run experiments whose ethics make Stanford Prison seem like a mere Milgr...

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Vote for the first Turkey Thursday Award Night!

Hey there, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here.

With a certain golden statue Awards season upon us, I thought it would be fun to have our own categories pulled from the depths of our vast RiffTrax Catalog and to use this as our theme for the next installment of Turkey Thursday! 

We aren't done yet rolling out all of the categories (I have ideas for even more fun "awards" to give out) but this brought me to a fun idea for the next few Turkey Thursdays: Award Winners View Post

Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: Mispronunciations (video)

Hello, Traxians! 

On Wednesday, January 25th, we had a special Hangin' Out with RiffTrax where our writers and riffers - Mike, Kevin, Bill, Sean, and Conor - were asked to pronounce one of several frequently-mispronounced words, and in the spirit of Improve Your Pronunciation, a discussion about each word was had. It was a lot of fun, and our 2023-01-26 19:45:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Talkin' RiffTrax: DESTINATION INNER SPACE

Greetings, dear Traxians! 

Mike, Kevin and Bill stopped by to Talk(in') RiffTrax about our latest feature-length riff, DESTINATION INNER SPACE! 

Sadly, there's no Martin Short in this one, but the lady who played Kramer's mom is! The riffers discuss the drab rooms, how the giant fish monster compares to Octaman (you can never have too many "guy in a rubber suit" monsters to scream at), and more. Enjoy!

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Extended Preview: DESTINATION INNER SPACE

Happy Friday, Traxians! 

We're here to get your weekend started right with a brand new feature-length riff! 

Unspeakable horrors lurk deep beneath the surface of the ocean. Namely, middle-aged 1960s schlubs changing into too-tight scuba gear. You may think we’re weird for leading off with that, as it’s not really a selling point for a movie. Well, tell that to the makers of Destination Inner Space, who evidently thought it was compelling enough to d...

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Talkin' THE SUPER COPS!

Hello, Traxians! 

Mike, Kevin and Bill love to keep talkin' about the latest additions to our catalog, and so they're back with another installment of Talkin' RiffTrax! This time they're talkin' In The Line of Duty 2: The Super Cops, our most recent B-movie release, and it's also one of those movies that we'll admit is already pretty great.

The guys revisit the strange dubbing(s) of the movie, defenestration, and Fingers. Enjoy!

You can watch in the player abov...

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In the Line of Duty 2: The Super Cops EXTENDED PREVIEW!

Hello, Traxians! 

A few days ago, we released what some are calling a new RiffTrax Instant Classic: In the Line of Duty 2: The Super Cops. 

Before we go further, let’s clarify: you don’t need to seek out a movie called In the Line of Duty to enjoy In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops, because it’s not really a sequel to an...

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Talkin' DUNE

The guys are all dressed up and nowhere to go in this latest installment of Talkin' RiffTrax! This time, they discuss the Sardaukar Chant, the gravelly-voiced actors found throughout, and more. Which of our riffers will admit to actually enjoying the film? Find out in the video above! 

You can also download this video here.

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