Most of the sex manuals I've talked about on our award-winning hot dog website were written by desperate virgins or confused wizards. So it's nice to read one by an experienced lovemaker with a purpose-- someone who has boiled their romantic expertise down to one thing:
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In our ongoing series of '00s reality shows that took all the fun out of immorality, the Dogg Zzone 9000 takes a look at Fox's The Moment of Truth with beloved scholar and funnyman from the Secretly Incredibly Fascinating ...
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2022-06-15 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostBaseball is a fun sport. That’s its only goal. So I love discovering situations where it blew past that goal and became confusing 2022-06-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to think the perfect job was the person at the top of a waterslide who tells people when to go. You get to experience godlike power over another human being's life for a small amount of time with very little consequence if you do a bad job. However, you probably have to clean up a small chi...
2022-06-13 12:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostToday we're going to read The Useless Droid, a fully illustrated pirate Star Wars children's book about sucking. It features the droid BB-8 doing things not quite interesting or lucrative enough for Disney's lawyers to notice.
It’s Podcasting Day and we’re lucky enough to have momentarily lassoed Professional Whirlwind of Chaos, Hana Michels! Follow her on Twitter to track her path of destruction, and 2022-06-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-06-08 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYes well it is somewhat of my pleasure to reach out to your eyes and hearts again. This time its my first writing i’m doin as a official 1900HOTDOG colummist which Office and Calling has provisioned me with not only a really pretty neat art portrait but also both civic authority and financial su...
2022-06-07 13:07:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe internet is an amazing place. It has allowed us to tailor literature for underserved niche groups that could never have found what they were looking for in the pre-internet era. Finally, people who have been scouring the shelves of The New York Public Library for years seeking advice on how to...
2022-06-06 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostPerfection. I'm speaking, of course, about the title of the 1978 book by Phil Hirsch and Don Orehek, 101 HAMBURGER JOKES.
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. It takes both of us in total sync to pilot Frankfortron the Hot Dog mech, but when we do we are unstoppable. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
<... 2022-06-02 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2004, a struggling TV network decided to create their own American Idol, but entirely out of the good parts. And in 2004, that meant the hilarious audition failures. WB's Superstar USA was a short-sighted fool's idea. It was like trying to recreate your bachel...
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2022-06-01 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostBy Jove, boys, by Jupiter! We have dwelt in dark corners of late. Let us remove to nobler escapades. You all recognize honor and sacrifice by their blood-name. If not the sport of kings, then certainly the sport of inconsolably bawling dauphins. I speak, of course, of 2022-05-31 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2001, Dennis Miller thought, "I bet I could make money by taking jokes I've written for other things and putting them in a book, with spaces in between to let people know when they should laugh," and somehow, a publishing company paid him money to do that. My only experiences with Dennis Miller...
2022-05-30 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThere are only two things I appreciate about anime-- the high effort line art and the effortless horniness. So I'm very excited to learn about both from the 188 page art manual, the Sexy Anime DRAWING BOOK: EASY TECHNIQUES AND STEP-BY-STEP ON HOW TO DRAW 29 SEXY ANIME GIRLS by Melody Love...
2022-05-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway: It’s Anime Week and this may sound crazy, but did you know not all anime is healthy? It’s true! The pure of heart may only use anime to say sweet things about penguins and age of consent, but some people take the medium that’s seen more shredded child panties than ...
2022-05-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Anime Week! On today’s podcast, we’re joined by 2022-05-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-25 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostConfession: I am kind of a dick about anime. I rarely follow up on recommendations from my anime-loving friends and never stick with a series long enough to give it a chance. I find the art style off-putting and the structure is often so haphazard that I swear some episodes end where they do becau...
2022-05-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Anime Week, and I am an anime person. By that, I mean my eyes are twice the size of my head, I giggle constantly, and there's a pervy old man who follows me around to applaud when I bend over. It's a tough life, but what can I say? I should have given that mysterious crone the DVD of Cowb...
2022-05-23 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis Fucking Day we're reading a book called Sex Spells, and right away I've proven magic doesn't exist, because if it did, that would be the name of every book.
1-900-​​🌠is a special place. It’s the last holdout in text-based internet comedy, an art that died years ago and was rightfully damned to hell. Outside of these walls, text-based internet comedy means writing 300 word summaries of trending Twitter topics capped by an NFT scam. You, our p...
2022-05-19 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, truthseekers, to a podcast the fatcats up at Big Bigfoot don’...
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2022-05-18 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThese two books discuss love. I recommend avoiding love.
Love is for gamblers, and thus easy ...
2022-05-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy darkest secret is that for about six months I’ve been working on an article about the evolution of Garfield’s culinary palate and it has driven me to near madness. Six months of research on Garfield! Ronan Farrow took less time to expose Harvey Weinstein. Sure, I haven’t been staying up u...
2022-05-16 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a horny stupid asshole who picked the wrong religion? Did you skip the first sentence when you saw this one ended in let me smell those dirty feet? Did you skip the second sentence because of a lack of focus in general? Is your idea of a joke a cartoon dog eating from a cat dish and thinki...
2022-05-13 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou know Gerry Anderson? Yeah, you know Gerry Anderson. You might not know his name, but if you’re anything like me, you think of the 1960s as “The Puppet Decade.” And that’s Gerry Anderson’s doing. Thunderbirds was his biggest hit, but he churned out series after series of hopp...
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