Now that we here at 1900🌠have perfected the podcasting format and risen to the top of the talking industry, we've invited our old boss Jack O'Brien, creator and host of 2022-05-11 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-11 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post1993’s Hard Target is a film of many distinctions.
Pictured here.
It is John...
2022-05-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I was a teenager, there was one comic book I wasn't allowed to read. I assumed it must be because it was the darkest, most disturbing, perverted comic book in existence. It was about Canadians, and it was called Alpha Flight. I recently got my hands on a single copy of this perverted...
2022-05-09 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Fucking Day, fuck fans, but that's not what we're doing today. We're doing whatever the Japanese word is for the opposite of that. We're reading the language study guide and hate crime, HOW TO PICKUP JAPANESE GIRLS PHRASEBOOK by 2 Faced Publishing.
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Hail and greetings, genital warriors. If you need to warm up before the day’s Great Hog Tournament commences, please check your Comprehensive Manual of Dick-to-Dick Combat. See 2022-05-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a very special religious studies Dogg Zzone 9000, as foretold by Abraham who beget fish which is the Hebrew word for maybeseamonster. We're joined by science-brained superguest, Katie Goldin, from the 2022-05-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-05-04 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo you’re thinking of dying in an impending nuclear holocaust—Not so fast! When you die of radiation, you leave America two hands weaker to HALT THE RUSSKIES. That’s why I took it upon myself to review Civil Defense Department films on avoiding fallout, which I will sum up for you now as: nightmarish....
2022-05-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe great thing about reading is that every once in a while, you find a book that completely changes your opinion about a major part of your life. The Quest For The Wizard From Merlin To Harry Potter (2003) has done that for me because I used to think that wizards were cool. Thankfully this academi...
2022-05-02 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2007, a comic book company was formed that set out to make something different-- comics about whatever the fuck. Bluewater (who later changed their name to StormFront who later learned that was a Nazi name who later changed their name to TidalWave) published adaptations of ancient novels, profiles of cel...
2022-04-29 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLast year I covered Dick Fight Island, a gay manga about an all-male sex kumite whose prize is the rulership of a secret island nation. The rules are simple: Whoever cums first, l...
2022-04-28 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s the podcast!
This week we’re joined by former UFC champ and master of war,...
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2022-04-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dilbert Future is a book about the future, written in 1997, by Scott Adams.
I’ve chosen to re-read...
2022-04-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe most epic battle I’ve ever seen wasn’t a bar fight, a UFC match, or two raccoons fighting over a wig behind a dumpster. It’s the absolute bliss with which the women of the TV show Bridezillas fight their own wedding cakes.
As someone who grew up before all human knowledge was available instantly, anywhere, I place a high value on memory. I genuinely enjoy books about mnemonic techniques and brain palaces I'll never use because I have a phone and also I like to be surprised every time I watch the hit beach that makes you old f...
2022-04-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we sculpt each other from processed ham and symbolically devour one another every spring. It’s a beautiful ceremony. It’s about rebirth. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re...
2022-04-21 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNo ordinary human mind can comprehend The Grabowski Shuffle, a behind-the-scenes VHS tape about the making of a music video starring non-musicians hoping to recreate the exact careers of Super Bowl champion novelty rappers without the football or charm.
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2022-04-20 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if a race war could be fun?
Wait! I don’t mean the real, sad one with a two century winning streak. This is a purely fictional black uprising through a Robert Ludlum filter. The book Insurrection! is the most fun you’ll have with white anxiety short of dating in Florida.
In...
2022-04-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a long search, I believe I've done it; I've found the best cartoon. It's a stupid, horny, gay thirst trap from 1963 called The Mighty Hercules. Those people who are mad at Disney right now have no idea what they could be getting.
Ashida Kim, ninja, wrote several books on how to become a silent agent of death, and at least one semi-autobiographical novel about his time as a top secret sex spy. He has a standing deathmatch combat challenge to anyone who can solve his deathmatch combat challenge payment and rule stipulations riddle,
Children’s television in the 1980s was utter garbage, because there was never any need for it to be better. Executives figured out early that kids were stupid, writers were always named shit like Terrence and said obnoxious stuff about act breaks, and satisfying story-arcs don’t sell toys anyway - f...
2022-04-14 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we’re joined by co-founders of internet comedy, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee. Natalie and Drew have been making Weird Internet Shit far longer than...
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2022-04-13 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostI guess we have to talk about this.
Sometimes you build up an image of a celebrity in your mind and then, in a single moment of lost control, they slap it to pieces. Since celebrity worship is literally the modern American religion (and don’t even bother arguing with me on that), a moment like this ...
2022-04-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostSeveral years ago, I wrote an article for a website that has died of dysentery about the Fifty Shades Of Grey movies and how they actually reinforce some pretty puritanical views about sex. The main character's superpower is somehow maintaining her virginity despite her hotness, and most of the bad...
2022-04-11 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostIn the Bronze Age of comics, it wasn't unusual for a superhero to suddenly change everything about themselves and their universe to sell you a pie or teach you about smoke inhalation. They were stupid, disappointing, and infantalizing, but it's kind of fun to look back on them. Which is what we're doing tod...
2022-04-08 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPublic Access Television is for documenting maniacs who are certain they need documenting. It’s always a gamble tuning in to Public Access – anyone with $50, a dream, and a head injury that prevents shame can get on TV. On channel 1170. At 3AM. Turn on Public Access and you might get something about gar...
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