What if one barbarian was a cop and another was a jewel thief? What if they were twins? What if you were them? What if Small Beans' Michael Swaim was half of that...
2022-04-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-04-06 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFor everyone too young or too old to remember, the 1990s were the EXTREME YEARS of children’s advertising. Every product marketed towards kids had to be as EXTREME as possible. If your hot new product wasn’t vaguely threatening to beat the shit out of children or murder their families, then your product...
2022-04-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe're all sick of those celebrity autobiographies that tell us "nobody wants to work anymore." All you need to do to be successful is wash your face, smile, and work eighty-seven hours a week. Just do that, and the log flume of the American dream will shoot you out of Uncle Sam's butthole into a four bedroo...
2022-04-04 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDaring fuckventurers! Bold spelunkers of holes! Today our minds make love with knowledge! We are reading 2008's 1001 SEXCAPADES TO DO IF YOU DARE. IF YOU DARE! By Bobbi Dempsey.
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and Auto Polo. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, some of them have bee...
2022-03-31 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to Podcasting Day! This week author and provocateur Jason Pargin has an all-new book… to plug! 2022-03-30 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-03-30 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi! I’d like to show you a children's book called "Out Of The Ballpark."
It’s written by Alex Rodriguez.
<... 2022-03-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe year is 2001. You’re Victoria. You have a secret. The secret is that you wear underwear. You’ve decided to share your terrible secret with the world by putting a bunch of models in their underwear on national television, pelting them with snow, forcing them to listen to opera, and subjecting them to...
2022-03-28 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby: Like the rest of the world, Brockway and I are playing Elden Ring. And like the rest of the world, our experiences are wildly different. FromSoftware basically made a game the same size as our actual planet and let you go off in whatever direction you want without any exp...
2022-03-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to teach apes to surf. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, some of t...
2022-03-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Podcasting Day, where there are 9000 Dogg Zzones, and this is all of them. This week we're joined by our own Liddy to revisit Documental, the impenetrable Japanese reality competition about not laughing. Specifically, we ...
2022-03-23 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-03-23 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello, and I hope you’re enjoying all the new apocalypses since we last spoke. Personally, I feel both Doom Cloud and “Codename: Alecto” got shorted by the Lindsay Lohanaissance, but I hope you’ve been able to find your own favorite eschaton.
The one I don’t want you to worry about is a madm...
2022-03-22 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostScience Fiction tends to show a pretty grim picture of the future, partially because it's hard to make a fun piece of media without conflict, so saying "what if in the future everything was awesome!" doesn't make for very entertaining stories. Star Trek is some of the most popular utopian science f...
2022-03-21 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAs the "best-selling author of seven books in the 2,002 series," Cyndi Haynes, by sheer raw numbers, is maybe responsible for publishing more stupidity than any other writer. Without any expertise, education, wit, reflection, or editing, she has sprayed every half-remembered tidbit of wisdom from her unrema...
2022-03-18 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Podcasting Day, and Zak Koonce from The Auralnauts is here 2022-03-16 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-03-16 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we funded an action/comedy vanity project where we’re long-lost twins. One of us knows karate, the other is very sexy! But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because yo...
2022-03-15 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes when you see a movie from the 1960s with all of those glamorous costumes, elaborate sets, and live animals, you think, wow, they would never make this today! Then there are times when you see a movie from the 1960s with those glamorous costumes and those scenes where a man drugs two women for a bi...
2022-03-14 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostBehold, men! The first issue of an exciting new series of athletic action: Man Sports Comics! It's everything we men love about men! It's everything we men need about men! Give us men, you men said, and this man answered! MAN! MAN!! MA...
2022-03-11 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Podcasting Day, everyo-- okay, enough whimsy. What we've done today is probably unforgivable. Three months ago, we subjected two of the stars of Rude Tales of Magic to the hole-digging mind curse of 2022-03-09 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-03-09 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostMornin an howdy I am excited to join you again in this year of 2022. LaRene and Trayton got me a gift subscription to my hot dog e-zine again this year (I know it’s not really a gift subscription, it’s hooked up to my email but I act surprised when they tell me and now we all get it that its not actual ...
2022-03-08 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post"That man in the Carl's Jr. mascot costume has a Master's degree" would normally be a very sad sentence, and today is a normal day! Hi everyone, I'm here to tell you about the time in 2018 when a fast-food franchise called Carl's Jr. produced an off-broadway play to celebrate their first store in New York C...
2022-03-07 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe first thing you must understand about Steven Seagal’s Marked for Death is that Steven Seagal grifted his movie career into existence by giving one of Hollywood’s most powerful agents a karate lesson.
The second thing you must understand about Steven Seagal’s Marked for Death 2022-03-04 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Podcasting Day! It’s the return of Brockway’s Barbarian Game, the only roleplaying game where all players are The Barbarian Brothers and all the NPCs are meat for The Barbarian Brothers. The first time around we played through 2022-03-02 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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It's Reflecting Day and as you may have guessed, we are going to talk about Karate sex with handrails. But first, a shorter way to say the same thing: "art." Today marks the Two Year Anniversary of 1900đźŚ, and we got ourselves new art!
2022-03-01 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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