Neil Kohney

Early comic - “The Simulation”

A freaky lil guys showcase

As I mentioned last week, I’m going on a big bachelor party trip for my best friend and won’t have much new patreon stuff this week. So I figured it was as good a time as any to do a showcase of my bestly painted freaky little guys! Got some new ones, some old ones. And apologies, my photography is much worse than my cartooning.

But yeah, this is how I spend a good chunk of my Sunday afternoons. I’d like to say they're frequently put to good use, but unfortunately my dnd group is ...

Wall… papers??

FIGHT TIME 4

Last time’s winning suggestion - The milk twins separate, revealing their true horror. Chuck comes to the realization that fighting with his own life bar hurts him too!

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will h...

Early comic - “super worries”

March 2025 patreon exclusive #2 - “ethics”

FIGHT TIME 3

Last time’s winning suggestion - Chuck grabs their life bar and stabs the other with it

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be ...

Early comic - “sock hop”

March 2025 patreon exclusive #1

Desktop computational robot box wallpapers

Early release - “Service Dog”

FIGHT TIME 2

Last time’s winning suggestion - FULL CONTACT TEA CEREMONY

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked.

Then I’ll draw...

March 2025 Q&A: the As

Early comic - “Double Feature”

March 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

FIGHT TIME 1

here’s how this is gonna work: we have two fighters, CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER (right) and MILK TWINS (left).

You guys suggest what the fighters should do in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked....

We got cats. Please look at cats

Glinda and elphaba! Murray the dog is a little distressed. Please pray for him

Early comic - “Parasaurolophus”

Wallpapers… for your PHONE????

Enjoy!

February 2025 Patreon exclusive #2 - “set to stun”

Early comic - “mischievous mash”

February 2025 Patreon exclusive #1 - “stupid soil”

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Early comic - “clean burning fuel”

February 2025 Q&A: the As

Early comic - “in this essay”

February 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw out the answers, posted next Monday

How many holes are in the human head?

If you’ve been chillin around here for awhile, you’ll likely be aware that Marissa and I take a couple evenings a week to brainstorm comic ideas, which we record so that rough scripts and outlines can be subsequently transcribed and then developed into full scripts. It’s generally a good time. But sometimes… the conversation turns. The audio clip above is one of those times.

I believe it all started with me saying something offhanded about the human head having 5 holes in the pr...

Early comic - “best friend”

Whoa! new phone wallpapers

Whoa! Enjoy these delicious decaf phone wallpapers! ENJOY THEM!