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My noisy digestion and internal fart sounds

I recorded a couple of minutes of the digestion going on inside me right now, it’s not as loud as I’d like because I only had my iPad to hand and also my guts have generally been louder than this so I’ll try to catch some better ones in the next few days 💙

Currently digesting 6 thick slices of toast and a coffee!

watch for the sounds from inside me at about 1:02 as a lengthy, gassy fart escaped me!

Good morning gut!

as of yesterday I weighed 12 stone 6lb! 🥰

I had such terrible wind all night though, I’m not sure why, my gas hadn’t been that bad for a while but I just blew up like a balloon and it didn’t come out until this morning! mind you, I’d eaten so much through the day that by the time I was laying in bed, full of air, I was so food coma-ish that I didn’t really notice the discomfort and just enjoyed how inflated I felt as I ran my hands around my swollen, orb-like stomach! ...

New GG video: Orange Chug Fail!

Hey everyone :)

Here’s one of the last things I recorded before I got too sick to work, and you can probably already tell that I’m struggling a lot here. At this point it was really difficult to eat and drink and I was trying hard to still put together videos but really finding it hard. I did my best to consume the bottle of squash but my stomach just hurt too much to fit it all in. Regardless, here’s the video so you can all see that I don’t always succeed at consuming som...

Weight update!

Realising i actually needed to eat even more than I was after I lost a few pounds had been a game changer. It took me a few days to get things back on track, time during which I felt quite ill for a few days, just really exhausted, shaky, uncoordinated, lethargic... on Friday, after upping my food intake for the previous 3 days, I felt a lot better and stronger and that night I weighed myself.

my hard work had been worthwhile! Having slipped back a couple of pounds to 11 stone 9, I’d ...

Old Gurgle Goddess Video - Chug and Gurgles!

Hey everyone :)

here’s another old video for you focusing on the bubbly gurgles that come from chugging some coke!

sorry this is a short intro. Not feeling great today. Ironically I’ve figured out that somehow I’m not actually eating *enough* despite eating more on a daily basis than I’ve ever eaten in my life. I think my body’s using up so much of the food to heal on days where I do more physically (ironically it was having a food delivery and putting those groceries aw...

I think my recovery is going well....

Two weeks ago my belly was completely flat. I had never felt worse about my body. The skin was literally hanging from my frame. I thought it would take months to fill out again. I didn’t want anyone to see me, especially not anyone here. I hated how frail and boney I looked so much that it made me feel sick.

I guess the steroids are really helping. That, and my increased appreciation for food. Yeah, somehow even I - who admits that I am not just a feedee but a total foo...

Old Gurgle Goddess Video - Milk Filled Belly!

Hey everyone!

So yesterday I ate pretty much the most food I think I’ve ever eaten in one day... and will tell you more about that at some point, because I’m super proud of myself. a couple of weeks ago I was terrified I would never be able to eat proper food again, and yesterday I ended up cooking and consuming multiple pasta bakes (amongst other things) and suffering literally zero ill effects, just getting more energy and being able to stand up easier than I had in months! I stil...

Storytime - epic flatulence!

As promised, here’s the story of the most flatulent day of my life, which occurred earlier this week.

One of the strange parts about the severe issues I’ve been going through is that at some point during all the awful, chronic diarrhoea I seemed to stop experiencing gas. You would think it would be the other way around but the worse my condition became the less I burped and farted. It’s been... a really awful and strange few months and I will explain a lot more in the future but f...

In a not unconnected matter.....

I’m pretty sure yesterday was the most flatulent day of my entire life.

i literally can’t begin to estimate how much gas escaped my backside, but the frequency was every five minutes at LEAST 🤭

if you’d like to hear more about it let me know, i can give you a full storytime about it - I feel like someone should enjoy my suffering at least!

Update

Hello everyone 

It’s hard to even know where to begin. First of all, I want to say that your kindness and understanding have meant more than I can say. What’s happened to me over the last couple of months has been totally unprecedented and blindsided me completely and I’ve felt beyond terrible that I haven’t even been able to really update you, let alone work. I promise that there will be plenty of ways in which I’ll be making that up to you over the coming weeks and mont...

Please send all the vibes you have

Hi everyone,

I’m writing to you from my hospital bed. I’m so sorry I couldn’t do so sooner, in honesty I’ve never been so sick in my life.  I’ve not even been able to sit up and type for a couple of weeks. I’ve been diagnosed with severe colitis. They’re trying to find out what’s causing it and I’m being well looked after but I’m terrified and I‘m seriously hospital-phobic. I have loads of old and recently recorded vids to start adding again next week and I fe...

Old GG Video - Pepsi Gulps and Belly Rubs

Hey everyone! Here’s another old video to see you into the weekend 💙 😊

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qLtxPcWU-Cpeb8dZfBJQK9Xf9DxU4x5Z/view?usp=drivesdk 

Video: Eating 3 Wraps - full version

Hey everyone 💙 sorry for being quiet. over the last few days as you may have heard the UK has hit unprecedented temperatures which the infrastructure of the country just isn’t built to cope with. Basically the uk has always been a ‘cold’ country. We don’t have aircon in our homes (actually neither do a lot of  businesses and other buildings), in fact our buildings are designed to keep the heat *in*. We’ve had roads, runways and railway lines melting, towns on fire, and gener...

Another Classic - Air Burps

Hey everyone, here’s another classic to help your weekend go with a bang (or a burp!)

Next week there’s a mix of old and new, and hopefully I can turn this health crash around. When I am able to write more I’ll fill you in on the worsening woes of my gut 😔 💙 

take care of yourselves, I’m extremely fortunate to have you here and I can’t thank you enough for supporting me all these years 🥰

2022-07-16 14:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Old Gurgle Goddess Video - Belly Farts!

Hey everyone :) still very much writing from my sick bed right now, here’s another old video from way back in the day, one of my earliest farting videos which also captures the gassy noises from inside my belly as I let them rip!

I’ll post a couple more vintage videos through the rest of this week and then I’ll be mixing in old and new ones I already have recorded to give me a little more time to get better 💙

2022-07-13 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post

OLD GG content is here!

Hey everyone

I’m sorry it’s taken a couple of days to pull this together. Unfortunately I ended up getting sicker on my birthday on the 2nd and have spent all week with high fevers and diarrhoea, like the worst I’ve ever had. I’m absolutely drained. It’s you can see, my health has decided not to improve right now. However what I have got for you this week are some of my old videos to share from back in the day, with some really early stuff to begin with <3

I’ve been...

New Video: 3 Sandwich Wraps = Stomach Ache! SHORT VERSION

Hey everyone! 🥰 Here’s a new 15 minute video for you today in which I eat 3 toasted sandwich wraps and end up nursing a nasty tummy ache! 

At the moment my stomach is so sensitive and all food and drink has been upsetting it so imagine how frustrated and embarrassed I was to film this for you and end up with a bellyache I couldn’t hide despite only eating 3 sandwich wraps?? Argh, this has been the worst part of all this! So for a few weeks you might be seeing me having stoma...

Coming Soon: Some old Gurgle Goddess videos to be added in the next few weeks!

hey everyone 😊💙

Ugh, so after a week and a half of work being done to the local transmitter, followed by our years-old mobile WiFi router finally dying, we’re finally back online! Not sure if it’s the work they did to the network or the new router but there’s been a slight increase in upload speed which is fantastic because our old speed resembled that of a snail!! I’m currently trying to get it to upload a couple of videos to share over the next couple of days but I also ...

First coke in 2 weeks - video!

Hey everyone! As you’ll know by now I;m quite badly sick at the moment and a side effect of this is that my usual cast-iron gut has been temporarily replaced with the most sensitive stomach I’ve ever known and everything... I mean EVERYTHING... I eat and drink gives me stomach aches and cramps!! 

I’m also struggling with finding food and drink that tastes good to me any more, and after drinking almost nothing but coke for the last 7 years I couldn’t stand it any more! Ohhhh...

Full health update vlog (personal)

Hey everyone 💙 it’s been a bit of a week from hell here, the network who provides our internet has been down most of it and working at a snail’s pace the rest of it because they’re working on the local transmitters all week. Today was supposed to be the last day but it’s been extended to Tuesday and I’m about tearing my hair out at the moment! So it’s taken me the last 3 days just to get the full health update vlog to upload. You don’t have to watch this but I’d appreciate ...

A belly pat to encourage belching!

While I’m editing and uploading the longer videos  here’s a quick snippet I took towards the end of filming yesterday, when I was sloshy and bloated and full of food, air and orange squash! 💙

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18ecsr4edJpgknK_e2JBdAShC4eix6Vbv/view?usp=drivesdk

I’m back! Mini update vlog: I recorded today, videos coming all week!

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for your patience. I’ve been on full bedrest for the last 2 weeks and I’ve got a really long journey to recuperate ahead of me but finally today I was back up and filming, filmed all afternoon and early evening and have videos to edit and share all week 

this is candid and unedited, and i’m sorry I look so rough but I was soooooo good to be working again today <<<3 

2022-06-27 18:28:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Stethoscope play, belly noises & health update

Hey everyone,  here’s a little clip from a few weeks ago in which I listen to my full tummy digesting and comment on the  noises I can hear from inside of me before I record some of them for you  to hear while I sip a can of coke and burp a few times 💙

As you’ll all know I have long had issues with my health. Most of them are autoimmune disorders I’ve been living with for decades but the one that makes life impossibly hard sometimes are bouts of recurrent meningi...

A Fart Too Far!

Hey everyone! I’ve been looking forward to sharing this goofy little farting clip! on a serious note, I’ve had some genuine struggles with my digestive system lately and it’s definitely not always in fun ways. I’m having trouble with gas getting stuck and refusing to come out properly for one thing, then when it does it’s super explosive and painful. I was having a similar issue while filming and it had taken a long time to loosen things up inside me. I could feel a few farts ready ...

Air swallowing clip

Hey everyone!  When I was recording last week I was already suffering with a gassy stomach and had some difficulty getting the wind out I tried swallowing some extra air, theorising that it just might help the rest of it out. In fact, I think the opposite happened, the air I swallowed  kind of got stuck and proved hard to burp back out!

while this is just a short clip it’s made me fairly excited to make a full air swallowing video later this week where I test the limits of m...

How to Rub a Belly - New Video!

Hey everyone! In this video I talk you through the best way to relieve an uncomfortable, bloated belly after eating too much or having a gassy gut by rubbing it in firm, slow, clockwise circles. I’m wearing a silky black slip that fitted loosely when I bought it two and a half years ago but her clings to every curve of my growing body. I could feel some of the seams really starting to struggle! 

as I rub my aching bely (and believe me, I had a pretty gnarly stomach ache whil...

Screenshot preview for an upcoming video!

Hey everyone!

In the next couple of days I’ll be posting a 6+ minute video for third tier supporters and above in which I give a long demonstration of how to relieve gas with a long, sensual belly rub. I wanted to share a few screenshots I took from the mammoth fart near the end that absolutely killed me! Honestly, some of my gas that day was something else! 

after caring for Luce while she was quite seriously ill the last couple of weeks I’m taking a couple of days to re...

Screenshots from some short farting clips

Hey everyone :)

Here are a few screenshots from some bare farting clips I posted at the fourth tier this week. These were just brief snippets I took between longer videos but I didn’t want to waste a single gassy expulsion! I really have struggled with a gassy stomach all through this last week, and my farts have been fairly epic when I’ve finally persuaded them to leave! 😅

Screenshots from Releasing Some Stubborn Gas!

Just a few screenshots from a short clip I posted for my second tier supporters and above; in the video I managed to finally release gas from both ends (mostly farts but some burps escaped too) after I’d been suffering for a while 💙

Full of gas! Gurgles caught without a separate mic

Hey everyone!

I had a truly awful day on saturday. I think we all have those days where despite our shared interest out digestive systems do something to torture us that isn’t fun at all. That’s what happened to me on Saturday. I’d had a bit of a weird tummy all morning and just felt kind of gassy and bloated but nothing would come out. 

i went for a lie down on the couch to give myself a belly rub and as I began to knead my gut it started making all these weird little ...