KYDE

(WIP) [ANIMATION] DDR "Keyframes"

Here's the start of that animation I was talking about yesterday.

This one is a very, very old request. I'm taking this month to actually do the shit I've promised to do. Which is an extensive list. Truly extensive. My pal @Diders_ on Twitter asked for this a million years ago. This is the Didster's OC, who I knew the name of but I've forgotten at the moment. Anyways, she looks like a Shy Gal. Diders even made art of my goblin avatar, so this is like, a proper art trade. My current prof...

[STATIC] (OC) Goth GF EXCL

Need me a big tiddie goth gf who plays video games and will stand up for me when the Gen Z teenagers bully me at the Sonic Drive-In

Speaking of Goths, does anyone actually like IHOP or is it just a meme? Like, I've never craved it. I'll never go out of my way to get IHOP. And I've never heard anyone talk about IHOP outside of IHOP. 

[STATIC] (OC) Goth GF

Alright, warmed up. I'm still a little bitter about being sick, but I'm being less of a little bitch about it.

I thought it'd be a good idea to do something that wasn't easy, kinda get the gears a-turning better than doing something I could whip out quickly. I always feel lame making something that isn't an animation. But, doing a Static image is way quicker, and better practice. And I do feel out of practice. 

A curse of mine is only being able to draw figures in a stock sta...

No charge

Don't worry, I won't be shaking y'all down.

I'm starting to feel normal again. Still coughing my lungs out, but I'm not breathing like a Resident Evil 4 Regenerador anymore. 

Back to regularly scheduled programming. What a fucking month. 

Covid's got hands

Holy shit that was awful. I had a really bad experience with the 'vid. 

I was very, very sick. Not like, deathly ill, but maybe a few levels below it. I know a few lucky bastards who only felt like they had a bad cold, or they just lost their sense of smell, not me. Covid had its way with me. I'm better now, but I still feel weird and fucked up. I just weighed myself, and it made me lose ten pounds. So, I'm either closer to looking like a femboy, or I look more like a gaunt creatur...

I got the Covid :(

Haha, someone reached out to me and thought I was enjoying a vacation. I wish! I’m sick with Covid. Shit sucks. 

Fortunately it's not horrific. For now, at least. But, I just can't seem to catch a break. This month has been nonstop events and socializing, and now it all slaps me with sickness. I'm pretty bitter about it, but it is what it is. On the bright side, everyone will leave me alone now since I'm a vector for disease, so I finally get my alone time. I just wish I didn't h...

If y'all get weird charges, lemme know

Hey boys and girls,

One of y'all brought to my attention that he got charged twice this morning. And they were like, weird amounts. Sure enough, I found them too. If that happens to you, lemme know so I can refund that. it. I dunno if it was some kind of error with Patreon or something, but if it happened once it could happen again.

Thanks,

-KYDE

[ANIMATION] FOS_03 EXCL

Didn't think I'd add that coom?? Who the hell do you think I am!?

[ANIMATION] FOS_03

By the skin of my fucking teeth. Needle threaded.

I hope y'all like this one. You sure had to wait a long time for it. It was kinda hard relearning things. 

I think ya boi is back, for reals this time. I feel darn good. Thank you so, so much for being patient with me. It was hellish feeling trapped in my own head. But, I'm out, and I'm fucking stoked to be back.

Also, I don't really want to, but I think I'll b...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Lineart"

Serious gangster shit pulled off. 

It was thanks to you, homies. Your spirit energy and me listening to Crush 40 gave me the strength and power to get all this shit done.

Christ almighty my back hurts.

Alright! Onto colors. Y'all remember how fast that goes. It'll be done tonight.

KYDE loves you.

Threading the needle

There's not much left on this latest Frankie gif, I'm gonna see if I can pull off some serious gangster shit and finish all of it today.

Keep those eyeballs open. And hold up your arms to give me your spirit energy, while you're at it. Or however that happens in Dragon Ball. 

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Pencils"

Much better.

Here are the pencils. Feels durn good being back in the swing of things. How's it looking? Moving right? 

Stay tuned for the rest, homies.

A happy update

Hey homeboys, what's good?

One of y'all told me that making an update would be a good idea, and I thought so too.

I think I've finally Frankensteined my brain back together. Proper this time.

But enough of that shit, you're here for the smut.

Like relearning how to ride a bicycle, I've had to remember a lot of my old ways of doing things, but the ball is rolling again. After a lot of false starts on this one, I've cut my bullshit out and did some serious problem solvin...

June's free my fellows

Y'all get the drill, if I don't post often enough, I won't charge. Enjoy another free month, on the house.

Nothing's wrong or anything, I've just taking the time to actually properly address my mental health. It's been like, "Bless this Mess" levels of bad for years. Now I've had the time to actually dust this bad boy off and get it back in proper working order. Nothing's actively horrible in my life anymore, now it's up to me to fix my savaged brain.

My game plan is to re-impleme...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Revised Keyframe and Gesture"

That's one long title.

There was a lot of work I was unhappy with on this one. Some real lazy shit to it. And like, that sucks. Taking all these shortcuts, making a soulless piece? That's some real small-penis energy right there. I mean, my penis is small, but it's the size of the cock of your soul that matters. 

I went back and really looked at my first animations, and I think they're uglier but I really just went nuts on them. I wanted to do them RIGHT goddammit, a...

No Pay for May (And other cool announcements)

Hey there, it's been a while. 

Y'all won't be charged in May.

What have I been doing? Well, It's a pretty weird story.

I was raised as a Boyscout, and I have staunchly adhered to the Scouts' Honor. Naturally, I figured that anyone would be horrified if they knew their darling little angel (me) was a degenerate smut animator, so I hid all this shit from my family. But the guilt was eating away at me, so I dramatically told them all like I was confessing to a murder. And ...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Keyframe"

It appears that I'm totally tanking in numbers right now. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm kinda sorta losing track of everything right now. Will you appreciate another Frankie one? Time will tell. Luckily for me, this is actually a prompt someone (who wants to remain anonymous) suggested, so it kinda fits after the last one.

I'm trying to get all my priorities in order. I wasn't kidding when I said I ...

[STATIC] RVN EXCL

This is a new record for variants. Y'all asked for it, after all. It is such a bitch rendering them individually, but doggone it, I'm gonna do it for you.

Also, Patreon fucked up the upload for this, it's all out of order and some are missing. Everything's in the .zip files, though.

[STATIC] RVN

Wowie zowie, I totally lost track of time.

I had no idea what day it was. I didn't realize how long it's been since I posted. I've neglected you all, my darlings.

Not to worry, nothing bad happened. I won't be whining again. It was a pretty decent month, actually. I've just been really busy, and I've been all caught up in art theory.

I recently told my Mother, "Mother," I says, "I've had it. I've had it with not being able to draw backgrounds. I tell you, I'm gonna ...

[ANIMATION] SHY EXCL

No coom on this one. I don't think this one should take me any longer. Plus like, whenever I get came on, my first thought is to go take a shower, not dance to Crab Rave. 

[ANIMATION] SHY

Didn't take too long, only three months or so? 

Now that this one's done, it's onto some significant ones. 

Now, this is synced to Crab Rave, but if you have terrible taste and want to listen to something different, any song at 125 BPM will work. I mean, if I did it right. Well, whatever, slap it on your mixtape and work your magic. I'm only giving you a gentle push, here.

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Lineart"

Oh, my bad. I forgot to upload this. I've been distracted by Crab Rave.

I've been listening to Crab Rave, you know. In fact, I think it's the greatest song ever. Who'd need to listen to anything else?

Anyways, this is almost done. It'll be finished in the snip of a crab's claw. 

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Pencils"

Nearly there. Looking kinda weak, but it is what it is.

You'll notice some stiffness, especially with the head, feet, and arms. Well, I've been trying to do as many time-saving measures as possible. If the head is going to be consistent anyways, why waste time redrawing it? What I've been doing which kind of mitigates the stiffness is inking it frame by frame. You can see this in that recent Frankie one. The only things moving were the head, hand, and arm. Everything else was static. Th...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Gesture"

Hey, this is only... uh... a month and some change late.

I was stupid with that lousy old Samus animation. I didn't actually sync it to any music. Sorry, people who used that in their LoFi mix tape streams. Your beats weren't fire because the visuals ruined them. I have failed you.

So, I decided to like, for once, look up some real animation theory. It's crazy! There are people out there who figured out how to do stuff so you don't have to! 

Here's the site I f...

[ANIMATION] FOS_02 EXCL

This sucker's done.

Whaddya think? Is it a real Mama Mia?

[ANIMATION] FOS_02

OOOHH KYDE COMIN IN CLUTCH AT THE LAST MINUTE (In my timezone, at least.)

I spoke with the Board of Directors, and they seemed to think that doing a shameless sequel of my most popular animation would be the best way to salvage my career. Will it work? Who knows. Yeah, I put my name in it twice. That way I can get credit this time. Try making a meme out of this one. There's a fucking cock in it.

Sorry it took so long for me to make another animation. I've really been... <...

Next month is free too, laddies

I thought I was going to be a real gangster and finish two things, but then I remembered that February is the jank ass “Missing three days” month and today’s the last day. So, because of my genius planning skills, next month is free too, for those of y’all who have already signed on. Besides, I was probably going to make it free regardless.

Just about done with somethin’, hope you guys like it. I’ll be trying to finish it tonight, so keep your eyeballs peeled.

Do you guys like all the variants I churn out?

Serious question here, fellas.

Do the dozens of versions of the same gif I slam out add anything? Or does it seem like overkill? 

I always saw it as appealing to a broader range of tastes. Maybe you like fully-clothed stuff? Maybe you like partial? Maybe you don’t care for any amount of fabric whatsoever? I like creating that option for each one, and it doesn’t add too much work overall.

Maybe you want more? Alternative outfits, alternative faces, more uh, passionat...

[STATIC] NNI_02 Exclusive

[STATIC] NNI_02

I don't have a type.

Nani and Chel sure are pretty similar. And the movies they debuted in came out within two years of each other. How could animators just up and create a sexual awakening in me and just leave without making more dark-skinned-thicker-than-a-snicker goddesses? Well, you see, the reason why is actually pretty interesting. After 9/11, literally every single animator and character designer in Disney and Dreamworks were drafted into military service. But the boat that was c...