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November Free Bonus Story - Video

So what I'm seeing from yall is maybe don't get married after a month? Or.. is there anyone out there that's gotten married sooner and had success?! Can't wait to hear your thoughts

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November Free Bonus Story #1 - Audio

A wholesome bonus story to kick off.. 1 of 2 free stories this month :) I'm sitting here after my take and I'm like, "damn Morgan 1 month is crazy!" but I was in hopeless romantic mode after all the wholesome stories we had lol

Story link: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1grpnf0/im_f28_contemplating_just_proposing_to_my_b...

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November Full Bonus Episode - Video

Would you forgive your partner for losing large sums of money.. twice?! Thoughts on talking to your mom like the OP who called his an 'unwanted guest'? We went through some thoughts on these.. really tried to see all angles. Can't wait to hear your thoughts.

Story links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1gh9r7z/aita_for_telling_m...

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November Full Bonus Episode -- Audio

Kicking it off with the full bonus episode this month! Justin, Lauren, and I had some doozies of stories that had us going through it. This episode gives deep dive energy and we really tried to see so many angles to these problems.

What do you think of these ones?!

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1gh9r7z...

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Patreon Holiday Sale!

Hi family!! There's an old saying by Buddy the elf , "The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear".. but since I can't sing I figured a holiday sale would be better ❤️

Starting tomorrow November 13th through December 2nd you can get your first month (wink, wink) for 50% off! So if you're not a member and have been thinking of joining, now could be the perfect time.

You'll see the promotion go live around midnight and just enter code: T...

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Full bonus ep glitches

Okay fam, IDK what has been going on with the full bonus ep today. If you're in the cake tier/unhinged tier it is included! If you had to pay $5 please let me know, and I'll sort it :) That is not meant to be on there for you all. I'm struggling with some of Patreon's updates lol.

UPDATE: Everyone (all 19 of you supportive, lovely) has been refunded, but if you don't see it in a couple days please let me know :)

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Bye October, Hello November..

Hi friends,

Just wanted to hop in and let you know all October content has been posted. I got a couple messages that people weren't seeing the full bonus spooky ep, so let me know if you're having any issues but it is live! 

Now onto November!! We are going to be doing our group tea on the earlier side. I'll be posting a poll but they're going to be morning weekend times.

Let me know if there's any stories you'd like us to read! I'm sure most of you a...

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Octobers Full Bonus Episode - Video !

Our last but by far the least spooky ep of the season! unless you think we should get wild and do more in November lol.. BUT the pictures for some of these stories really had us going. I can't wait to see what you think of these ones, and especially the cat cam photos.. what was that?!

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October Full Spooky Bonus Ep Pictures!

Pictures from our October full bonus episode.. The first one with the town is going to sit with me for awhile. What do we think that figure was about?!

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October Full Bonus Episode! - Audio

HERE WE GO WITH MORE SPOOKY!!! This episode blew me out of the water. Really saved some of the best for last.. I just want to do paranormal forever after these. Can't wait to hear your thoughts and what vibes you got from these ones!

Story links: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1fwkcn6/the_night_i_started_believing_in_the_paranormal/ View Post

Who's Coming to Shows this Weekend?!

Patreon fam who is coming out to our live shows this weekend in Atlanta, Clearwater, and Miami this weekend?! Trying to see something ;) and if we organize a little pre-game meetup for y'all.

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Group Tea Starting Soon!!

Come hop on group tea with us where we will do Tarot 5-6 and hop on with dad 6-7!!

To join the video meeting, click this link: https://meet.google.com/rgt-fowy-dew

Otherwise, to join by phone, dial +1 252-501-3137 and enter this PIN: 615 404 209#

To view more phone numbers, click this link: https://tel.meet/rgt-fowy-dew?h...

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FKS October Free Bonus Story!

Hi friends, wanted to share this FKS free bonus story with you! It was such a good spooky one, and Justin's friend Mike even shared a personal scary he's been dealing with... oof. If you want more paranormal head over to FKS main episode (https://youtu.be/loSfnBqIzHs) or Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/fatherknows) <3  View Post

October Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5 - Video

Video version for our October bonus stories with Kerri!! I feel like you will definitely have some thoughts on these stories!

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October Group Tea Tarot Reading !!

Hi friends,

Going to hop on Tuesday October 29th for our group tea session!! Oh and we're going to be doing Tarot readings! At this point in time thinking 5pm PST but just waiting to hear back from our amazing reader for a final confirmation.

I know we've been doing a lot of morning tea times lately, so hoping this one can accommodate everyone. I'd also love to make a list based on time zones, so those in late places can go first.

 Let me know your thoughts, comments...

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October Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 -- Audio

Octobers bonus stories with our lovely friend Kerri! We were all over the place in this episode and I think Kerri left yet again "feeling different". I can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones. Especially the prank story! I have a feeling we're going to get an update on this one eventually.

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com...

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September/October FREE Bonus stories - Video

When you envision "slipping through the cracks" what do you envision? Video version for these free bonus stories! Also open to spooky movies that aren't super scary and gory. Movies I will not watch; saw, the nun (the nun 2), the purge.

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September/October Free Bonus Stories - Audio

Here we go with some juicy bonus stories! I can't wait to hear your thoughts on these. And if we have mental health providers chime in on the question I posed after story 2.

Story links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1fmdivp/im_scared_for_peoples_lives_because_of_my_nurse/

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Bye September, Hello October

Now I may be biased, but I feel like we had some gooood stories this month. Especially considering the fact that we had not 1.. but 2 full bonus episodes. If you want to check out the second, think about joining the unhinged tier. Even if it's just for October! You could join us for group tea, and get an additional bonus episode full of live show stories!

But.. again I'm so appreciative of all of you here, and want to make sure I get to some stories you'd like to hear in October...

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September Full Bonus Episode 2 !! - Video

Kerri is here to share in these wild stories for the SECOND full bonus episode of September. Going to try and keep making this happen for our unhinged tier, and October should have an extra full episode of live show stories. BUT what're your thoughts on these ones?!

Be sure to listen for TW during story 4 update! Does contain talks of miscarriage***

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September Full Bonus Episode 2 !! - Audio

Another episode full of stories w/ Kerri that are going to sit with you.. some good, some.. pretty freaking bad. I had no idea what we were getting into for most of these stories today. Let me know your thoughts ASAP because I can't be alone in these anymore!!

*** TW on story 4 in the middle of it please listen/it has to do with miscarriages ***

Story links:

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September Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4!! -- Video

If you thought just my word reactions were wild wait till you see the faces that went with it. I was exasperated, boggled, flabbergasted, shocked.. I mean you name it from these stories. Links in the description and audio version but what are your thoughts... ?!?!

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September Bonus Stories 1, 2, 3, & 4!! -- Audio

We have 4 stories and almost 1.5 hours to listen to.. so buckle up, grab a good beverage, some popcorn, and maybe a tissue.. or ten. I just finished editing these and I'm still at a loss for words.. but these are some complex, crazy issues and I can't wait to see how you chime in after our discussions on them. I really don't want to give spoilers, but stories number 3 & 4 I have some strong reactions to (sorry for being A LOT). And if you liked these, the bonus episodes with Lauren and t...

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September Full Bonus Ep #1 ft. Lauren - Video

Video version for this wild full bonus episode. Your comments on these stories so far have been so so good! TW for 2 & 3 !! They are both intense stories that have odd, erratic, and psychologically abusive behaviors.

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September Full Bonus Episode #1 ft. Lauren ! - Audio

Almost 1.5 hours with Lauren and more of our "Need a Minute to Decompress" theme. These are ones we really want to see the light of day, but scare us a bit. These stories were all a bit intense, and I'm so curious/nervous/ect. to hear your thoughts on them.

TW for story number 2 & 3. They are both intense stories that have odd, erratic, and psychologically abusive behaviors. Please skip if you feel that could be triggering. 

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Group Tea Starting Soon!!!

Group tea starting soon :) ~6pm PST -- follow the link and we shall see you there. If it's your first time feel free to turn your cameras on (or not whatever you're comfortable with) and get a good beverage. I've got lemon perfect and Waterloo today!

https://meet.google.com/ukp-mrfk-aae

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September Group Tea & More!!

Well goodbye August and hello September! This summer flew by so fast and we're back on tour before you know it.. WHO'S COMING AND WHAT CITY?!

Kicking off September with group tea on September 8th at 6pm PST (Los Angeles time zone). So excited to connect with new friends and catch up with our regulars.

Also in September--I'm going to be doing 2 full bonus episodes this month. Giving it a test run to see how manageable it is, but this second episode will be in the unhinged tier. View Post

August Full Bonus Episode !! - Video

So glad to see I'm not alone in my thoughts on story number 1.. now what about the last one?!?! This whole episode was a ride!

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August FULL Bonus Episode - Audio

Welcome to August's FULL bonus episode with Mom, Justin, and I :) I'm still here questioning everything about the first story... wow!! Really going to need to hear your takes on all of these but especially that one. We had a bit of a bump ride with quite a few twists since I know how y'all love those hehe. Hope you enjoy!

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September Group Tea!

Hey family, wanted to get a poll going on group tea dates so if you can't make it you can downgrade to the middle tier for the month :)

Can't wait to connect with you all. We are all really needing some tea time, especially our dear old dad.

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