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The Paradox of Sociopolitical Commentary

This video wound up being way longer than I initially planned. I'm definitely gonna try to edit it down significantly for YouTube, but y'all can enjoy this early and extended edition because that's the Patreon difference!

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Checking in!

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3:40 AM post-op

Just came out of anesthesia in a hospital in Burbank. I’ve got one fewer appendix and a sore throat from the tube they had in there to help me breathe. All this is to say I might be taking a couple days off and just chilling at the pad. I’m sure you’ll all understand. Chat soon!

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Hey check this out!

I guested on Harland Spinks’ latest YT vid. If you don’t know this guy he’s an up and coming video essayist that I really enjoy. This was a fun chat!

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The “I’M PEEING” song is now live on TikTok

Do me a favor and go show it some love. Tag him in the comments, tag your bestie in the comments, send it to your friends, co-workers, group chats. Let’s get this bop to the top of the charts!

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I know it's late but...

I wanted you to be the first ones to see this. Just might be some of my finest work in a long time. Do me a solid and blow this up on TikTok tomorrow, yeah? (Tomorrow meaning Wednesday, I'm posting this at like 12:30am pacific) For whatever reason the algorithm hates my songs these days, but I think we can all agree this one deserves to be seen. So like, share, favorite, comment, all that good stuff! Aight love ya!

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Hey gang!

Working on a new YouTube exclusive today about Eddington, Civil War, Andor, and the paradox of writing responsible sociopolitical commentary in an effective and entertaining way. Obviously you’ll be getting the early/extended version of that video once it’s done. In the meantime enjoy this banger from the yourpal_austin archives. Something silly, fun, and evergreen to take your mind off of the… everything. Okay see you soon!

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Sydney's Jeans

You know how sometimes you see a logo for a company and it totally looks like a dick and you think, "How did this happen? How did every single person involved in the creation of this company look at this logo and think, 'yeah that's it. That's totally our logo'. How did nobody see the dick??" There's a world in which that could be what's happening here. It could just be something that they somehow didn't see until it was too late. Or... it could just be exactly what it looks like it is. What ...

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Is it Homophobic to be Straight?

This one is just for the Patreon squad. Enjoy.

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Wrestling With My Overly Anxious Thoughts

Thank you again for everything. FREE members, you know what to do next.

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People Pleaser Ep. 208: The Immeasurable Value of a Free Press

Your early release of the latest episode of People Pleaser. For you newcomers these early releases usually come with around 30 minutes of bonus content exclusive to the Patreon, but on this episode my Live Stream was cut off by TikTok so I wasn't able to record the stuff that would normally be the bonus footage. But you still get it a full day before everybody else! Enjoy!

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Attention everybody on the FREE membership!

Actual memberships are only a dollar a month now. So if you're at all interested in actually getting something from your membership you should make that change! Okay thanks!

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Which one of these edits do you prefer?

This is the latest sketch I wrote for Hard Pass. If you aren't aware Hard Pass is my internet sketch comedy team with Colin Stanley aka @littlevictorianboy and Karalynn Dunton. We all take turns writing sketches, and we usually edit and post whichever sketches we write. However, we did recently launch a page exclusively for our sketches so be sure to follow @hardpass_comedy if you aren't already. ANYWAY, here are two edits of the sketch. The first is a little longer with a different ending, t...

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Disney Day! Be back tomorrow with another video!

Got last-minute tickets to Disney from my good buddy Chase Ramsey and when you get free tickets to Disney you take the tickets. Lots more new friends keep piling in. Y’all are the coolest. Chat soon!

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HELLO NEW FRIENDS!

Well I guess not exactly new friends. You've no doubt been following along for a while, but welcome to the Patreon family! I'm so beyond grateful for your presence here and can't wait to make all kinds of cool stuff for you to enjoy!

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

This is scary. But I think it's the right move. One quick edit to the video: I say there are now three tiers, $1, $2, and $3, but I've decided to make the top tier $5. That one will be the only one with an extra exclusive perk. Still half the price it used to be. The idea here is everyone gets in for a very, very affordable price. Let's build this place into something special!

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Parents, Identity, and the Way James Gunn's Superman Just Keeps on GIVING!

Spoilers! Another Patreon exclusive just for you! Enjoy and let me know your thoughts!

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I Think I Almost Just Got Murdered??

Gonna start doing more Patreon exclusives like this because you all really deserve it. Let me know if this is fun!

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People Pleaser ep. 207: LOOK UP! For God's Sake PLEASE LOOK UP!!

An early and extended edition of the latest episode of the pod show for you all to enjoy! Thanks for everything!

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When Smart People Get it Wrong - Answering "Plot Holes" in SIGNS

Here's an early edition of my latest YouTube exclusive just for you, my darlingest ones!

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Why True Believers Make the Best Resistance Fighters

An early edition with bonus content just for you!

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Due Process & The Present Reality of American Totalitarianism

An early edition of the latest People Pleaser with bonus content just for you, my lovely people!!!

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Vibes Over Substance: A Cultural Examination

The extended Patreon Exclusive cut of the latest episode of People Pleaser! Enjoy early access and bonus content!

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Ep. 202 Bad Faith Framing & Reactionary Defensiveness

Early release with over 30 minutes of BONUS CONTENT for you!!

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Putting it to Rest EARLY ACCESS

I've obviously been harping on protest voters and their culpability in our current dilemma a lot lately. I wanted to put it to rest and make something that could act as my definitive take on the matter. I think this does just that. Enjoy it a full day before it hits YouTube. Let me know your thoughts!

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Misinformation Detective EARLY RELEASE

My latest YouTube Exclusive released to you, my beloved patrons, a day early because you are special and I love you!

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Ep. 200: The Death of Satire - Incrementalism and Escalation

The FULL unedited bonus version of the latest People Pleaser episode. A look at the full history of Trump and Musk's ties to the nazis.

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ep. 199: Sane-washing, Willful Ignorance, and the Banality of Evil (FULL Patreon bonus version)

The latest episode of People Pleaser, but with more bonus content because you deserve that for being the coolest people on the planet. Enjoy!

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FULL unedited highlights from 2024

Is this the end of the TikTok era? Could be. Every year I do a little montage of my favorite videos I made that year just to make sure I haven't lost my rizz and I do indeed still have the sauce. Since you are my coolest and most helpful friends I'm showing you the full, unedited version of this highlight reel. There will be much shorter and less cool versions of this video available soon on YouTube and the other various video platforms. Enjoy!

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2024 recap podcast FULL/BONUS VERSION

This episode of People Pleaser will show up on my YouTube and on all the audio streaming sites, but it will be about 30 minutes shorter. You Patreon pals get the full version with all of the bonus content and you get it early because of course you do. You're the best. I love you. Happy new year!

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