MEAT BUS

EP 56 - MAC N CHEESE DEEP DIVE

Happy thanksgiving to all our wonderful listeners. We recap all our dinner drama and get into stockpilig candy for the apocalypse.

Shout out to Slic for thr music.

EP 55: GRIEF AND OFFICE POLITICS

Audacity crashed on us halfway through recording, so this episode takes a lot of turns. Binky has a cancer scare, Alex and Kay discuss grief and near death experiences, and of course, the now infamous out of office emails.

Shoutout to Slic for our music.

MEAT BUS REBORN

Hey everyone, we are so stupid. There are now two Meat Bus profiles on spotify, this is the one that works. You will be able to catch every new episode (including the paid ones) at this link if you don't like listening on Patreon.

EP 54: THE BANKER'S PRIVATE ISLAND

The AI bubble, metareality TV, and the end of the world.

Shoutout Slic for our music.

EP 53: WIFESLOP

This week was recorded over two days and I honestly don't remember half of what we said. We do talk about HGTV, Binky, and why everyone is evil now.

UPDATED: We have re-edited the episode and removed a portion that a few commentors were unhappy with. We do not ever want to upset anybody or make anyone uncomfortable using an inapropriate term. We appreciate y'all letting us know, and want y'all to know your input is always important to us.

EP 52 - IVY WOKE

This week is moneys, murder, and mayham. We also fight like every week. Pay $4 a month to access our weekly 2 hour episodes and the Meat Heads group chat. Don't start anything over the title Kay wanted it against my wished.

Thanks to Slic for the intro and outro music.

EP 51: CRYPTIDS AND HOMEMADE PSYOPS

No breaks for this paid episode, just a whole lot of babbling about mormon tiktokers and the climate driven migration of the fresno nightcrawler.

Thanks to Slic for our music.

EP 50: IS THIS HAPPENING?

It should be expected that much of this episode is about the election. However, some of it is also about Shawn Mendes, homoeroticism in pop music, and Smile 2. We love y'all

Thanks to Slic for the music.

EP 49: ELECTION DAY

We're all feeling it. We are sorry we couldn't be funnier today.

Slic did our music

EP 48: GUBERNATORIAL PARENTING SEMINAR

Kay hates movies, hates reboots, hates OBEY and Supreme, and hates Ryan Murphy, but she loves her puppy. It seems Spotify has decided we are no longer welcome, so this episode and all further free episodes may only be available on Patreon (for the time being. ) Everything is, according to Alex, either Lawrence of Arabia or Barbara Krueger.

Thank you Slic for our music.

SPOTIFY DOWN

Hey guys, we are just posting this here in hopes some of our spotify listeners will see this. Due to apparent changes to Spotify for Podcasters' web browser, we have been unable to upload episodes for over a week now. We are deeply upset as most of our audience listens there, but we can't do anything at this time. We apologize.

EP 47: FLOW STATE

Alex and I go into an hour and forty minute flow state and talk about god knows what. Luv Y'all

Shoutout to Slic for our music.

EP 46: MEATS ON FILM

Well, we did it. We filmed an episode for you guys. If it's not uploaded in the morning, it's because Kay got annoyed and gave up. Luv Y'all.

Thanks to Slic for our music.

EP 45: SEE? WE TOLD Y'ALL

Two hours of sheet gripping, toe curling meat sweats, delivered on time JUST LIKE WE SAID. Is Moo Deng getting too old for Hollywood? Which one of us was a bigger hoe? Are cat and dog people different, or all they all awful? Listen and find out.

Thanks to Slic for our music.

EP 44: POOP COURT

Y'all are in for a meaty week. Alex and I are committed to a set episode schedule, so you will be getting another episode tomorrow and another on Friday.

Shoutout Slic for the music.

EP 43: SIMPLE PLEASURES

Life is about the little things. Banana splits, talking through poster tubes, addressing your stalker.... banging your cousin? Alex and Kay discuss it all this week.

Thanks to Slic for the music

EP 42: THE CREATURE

Alex and Kay discuss the perversions of advertising and the misadventures of getting too high.

Music by Slic

EP 41: THE SUBSTANCE

Alex and Kay are deeply disturbed and emotionally exhausted by the best movie of 2024.

Music creds to Slic

EP 40: NUCLEAR WINTER

HOW TO PLAY:

The big ones have dropped. The world is ending. Nuclear winter is here.

can be played with as many people as you want, but you need at least three for it to be fun.

Each player will write an equal number of nouns (person, place, or thing,) and attributes (like toxic farts or narcissism,) on separate slips of paper. These will then be randomly matched together and set in rows. We suggest around 25-30 matches for best results. You can set the matches all face dow...

EP 39: OMG Y'ALL WE R SO SORRY

Like we never do this..... we are soooooo sorryyy... please baby don't leave.....

Shoutout Slic for the music

EP 38: IS DRINKING A HOBBY?

Today's episode is longer than usual because it feature's Alex and Kay's first argument! We get heated over the simple question: What denotes a hobby?

Special thanks to Slic for our music

EP 37: ...BUT ANYWHO (PART 2)

A lot happens this episode. We explain Avatar, the heirarchy of cannon, the huluification of the Alien franchise... and then dissapear for a number of days in which Alex ages an entire year and starts a new job.

Special thanks to Slic for our show music.

EP 36: LORE, CANON AND IP (PART 1)

In this episode we discuss everything we hated about Alien Romulus as a segway into a much larger conversation. Who decides what lore is cannon? What does cannon even mean? and how does all of that effect viewers? These questions will all be answered in part 2.

TW: CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SA

special thanks to Slic for our show music.

EP 35: MY BITCOIN BOSS STOLE MY WIFE

I honestly cannot remember what we eventalked about so I'm jumping to random points to recap. I heard kay getting kicked out of the zoo by Kim K, celebrity sightings, leashing your kids, and fierce businesswoman.

Thank you to slic for the intro and outro music

Twitter

Kay- @ladymisskay_

Alex- @kybernet3s

Substack

Kay: The Quiet Part

Alex: Our Techno Monsters

EP 34: STOP CULTURE CRITICS

We are back again this week for an extra long paid episode for the girls and eveyone else. The first half is Below Deck, birhday weekends, and general life shenanagins. Part 2 we discuss Chappel Roan, indie sleeze, and why you shoud get off tik tok before doing literally anything else. Love Yall. -A

Thank you Slic for the intro, intermission, and outro music.

Twitter

Kay- @ladymisskay_

Alex- @kybernet3s

Substack

Kay: The Quiet Part

Alex: Our Techno ...

EP 32: GETTING LISTENERS FIRED

We have an extra long episode to make up for it being late. We talk about literally nothing important and then another hour giving advice.

Thank you Slic for the intro, iintermission, and closing music.

EP 31: SCAMS CLUB

Here is this week's free episode. Paid episode will be up tomorrow, Kay was busy agonizing over her first standup routine.

CALLMERIVVER:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4DRSEvKQSIe4GJdceFArhF?si=-3Z1xErNRymNhU2OoktfGg 

EP 30: TACKY AND GAUCHE

A high speed marathon episode that we have not edited even one tiny bit, all dedicated to an exploration of what we each find tacky... and or gauche.

Special thanks to Slic for our show music.

GLASS EYEZ:
https://open.spotify.com/track/6ICNITmZxyFCIiDRphkWsN?si=371d53e4a2c3411f

EP 29: CRUISING AT B*CCEE’S

This week is huge. Kay and I are back to discuss the most pressing, globalized challanges of our time. These include, but are not limited to pooping on airplanes, using Buccee's for cruising, stealing gas from a gas station, and why workplaces become the shit splattering olympics. Thank you to all out patient and paying subscribers, we love you more than ice cream.

Thank you to Slic for the intro, outro, and intermission music.

EP 28: DON'T AIDS MY BASEBALL

We have an extra long free episode this week to apoligize for being late, as a gesture of extreme accountability. We talk why baseball is an STI petri dish, wrinkles, why Jojo Siwa is low key a victim, and much more.

Shout out to Slic for the intro music, and here are the other artists featured in today's episode

Anything u Want

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