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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 161: Special Citizen

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Ding!

[You have sent a Citizenship Request to [Player: Ermelinda]!]

[Awaiting approval…]

“Oh! I got a notification! So that’s how it works? It says that if I become a citizen and I start working, I need to pay… taxes?!” She was a bit annoyed by that.

“I can also exempt you from paying taxes,” I explained. “Like I’ve done with Alitheus and the Goblins.”

“Oooh!” Ermelinda quickly liked t...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 279: Bing Xue's Strategy

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Bing Xue glanced at her Life Points.

[LIFE POINTS: 34.500]

And then at her positioned cards.

[Volcanic Dragon (Tier 5): Defense Position]

[LIFE POINTS: 20.000 (-5.000)]

[ATTACK POINTS: 10.000 (-5.000)]

[SPECIAL EFFECT: VOLCANIC TERRAIN]

[CURSE: SLENDER JOE’S LAST LAUGH: 3 TURNS]

[Aberrant Mutant of the S...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 160: Vassal System

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Vlad glanced at the notifications that appeared after his Civilization finally Leveled Up.

Ding!

[Congratulations! Your Governor and Civilization Levels have increased, further increasing the size of your Territory and allowing for more space to place Facilities, Houses, and more.]

[Your [Territory Governor Level] has Ranked Up from [Ruined Prince: Lv0] to [Sickly Prince: Lv1]!]

[All of your Stats have incr...

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OP Sister Chapter 393: Desperately Mining For Heavenly Ore

Listen While Reading: 天地の鼓動
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As the Primordial Beasts swam forward, they quickly reached their destination amidst a sea of explosions and underwater battles; they quickly pinpointed where it was with their roars. Uroboros, the only one that could understand their “words,” spoke to the rest....

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 159: Finally, Level 1 Civilization

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Ding!

[Congratulations! You have successfully increased the Level of your [Territory Guardian Nest] to Level 2!]

[All of the Territory Guardian’s Stats have increased by +1!]

[The Territory Bonuses have been increased in power by 5%.]

“Oh, the bonuses are not bad for a single level…”

Despite not having changed at all in appearance, Artemis gained +1 to all her stats.

Unlike Play...

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OP Sister Chapter 392: Underwater Mission

Author's Note: So power is back in my country, though it came back very late and I'm still mad it even happened. What the actual fk was that? Also I deleted the previous annoucement because for some reason like 3 or 4 people unsubbed after I posted it! What the hell?


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BOOOM!

An explosion made the underwater oceans tremble as a huge submarine-like machine moved through the oceans like a torpedo, evading deadly incoming missiles from every direction. The expl...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 278: The Effects Of Cards

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The tempest beast roared, releasing a powerful gust of tempestuous winds against Bing Xue!

BOOOM!

[LIFE POINTS: 50.000 -> 42.000]

“Once your life points end, you lose, you know?! So better start doing something, hahaha!”

Belphegor quickly pulled three more cards, which he placed around his beast without showing them; they were most likely either traps or beasts.

“Those are likely traps or be...

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OP Sister Chapter 391: The Power Of People's Despair

Listen While Reading: Sword of Courage
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“T-This is impossible! Impossible! I won’t…! I won’t die against a mere mortal!”

The {Mother of Artificial Life} was growing rapidly more desperate; unlike a true machine, she had a soul and possessed strong emotions after her a...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 277: The Simple Rules Of A Card Duel

Listen While Reading: Goggles
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Belphegor waved his hand, and suddenly, two decks of cards materialized.

These cards were enormous compared to the ones Djet had, overflowing with demonic flames.

The deck was composed of sixty cards each; one of such decks flew towards Bing ...

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OP Sister Chapter 390: The Heavenly Empress' True Power

Listen While Reading: Goggles
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As the Mother of Artificial Life realized that even the robot specifically designed to kill the Heavenly Empress wasn’t working and that her power was rapidly overwhelming her, she instantly decided to escape.

Because the Domain didn’t belong t...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 276: Let's Have A Duel

Listen While Reading: Calculated Prowess
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“HAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE A FUNNY ONE! WE GREAT DEMON KINGS ARE ANCHORED TO HELL! WE ARE BOTH ITS PILLARS AND ITS PRISONERS! AND YOU’RE SAYING I DESCEND THERE MYSELF?! YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING?! HAHAHAHAHA!” View Post

Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Here... (The Crippled Vampire Prince Illustrations Complete)

Just two friends being bros.

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OP Sister Chapter 389: The Strength of Bestia's Mightiest

Listen While Reading: 82. Morrow's Light
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The Heavenly Empress glanced at her opponent after she noticed that the Heavenly Demon had changed and what he had become. Her foe was in shambles before her might, yet it was resilient as well, cosmic powers surging from within it, reforming its body and shape once more.

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 158: Territory Guardian Nest Level Up

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Vlad read Artemis’ status screen, finding out a lot about his new pet’s abilities and powers, alongside their current stats. Truth be told, he was a bit disappointed in the stats themselves; they were only 2 of all, a few points lower than Insecta.

But perhaps the Guardian Beasts at the stage of a hatchling weren’t meant to fight to begin with, and he would probably have to level her up a little before even considering using Artemis in a fight.

Nonetheless, the a...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince And His Incubus Bride New Cover Complete

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 157: Red-Eyed Heavenly White Spider Of Golden Threads

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Paul was able to do something that would’ve been considered impossible or outright cheating by the majority of players, infusing the immense power and energy of his limited-time transformation into the Territory Beast Guardian Egg to the point the beast inside evolved to a completely new specimen.

Although it still was the same spider as before, its evolution helped the creature reach a new form that was probably never registered before in any sort of information center wi...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 275: The Archdemon Of Games

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Despite having finished him off through beheading at lightning speed, Bing Xue realized she was but a small second too late. Her Time Aura had deactivated quite quickly, as she had rushed with its creation instead of taking a few more seconds to assemble a formation inside of her Inner Realm to expand its duration, making it so she was unable to continue with the time being stopped for too long.

However, there was also something else within this glitching space, as she had s...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 156: A New Pet

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After all the power it absorbed, the egg was now five meters in height, gigantic, and covered completely by metal of red, gold, purple, and black, and embedded with many colorful jewels.

“Now, what are you waiting for?! Come to me, my beast!”

Crack, crack…!

And the egg started gaining many cracks just as he commanded, while the pieces started falling one after another, and something within it started emerging, tearing thro...

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OP Sister Chapter 388: Devouring A Second Constellation

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Anna felt refreshed after that fight, although it was much more tiring than she imagined, and she had to ultimately slay and absorb yet another Constellation out of all of that, this time without having to share it with her brother, though.

The thing is, this Constellation wasn’t as strong as Uroboros, as the King of Steel was still a Heroic Constellation, of a much lower level than a Demonic Throne.

Nonetheless, the power that it granted to her was more than enough ...

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OP Sister Chapter 387: The Demise Of The Mad Machine

Listen While Reading: 作戦開始!  & ヒーロー活動推奨プロジェクト
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The mechanical chest of the King of Steel opened wide, releasing the sound of metal hitting each other...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 274: Interrumpting The Game

Listen While Reading: Impossible Victory
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As this happened, Bing Xue and her family glanced at the scene with intrigue.

“Mom, what’s going on?!” Athena wondered. “They were suddenly isolated in space?”

“It does seem to be the case…” Bing Xue nodded. “A very thick spatial domain has been created… That artifact he used, cards, right? Th...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 273: Card Duel Arena

Listen While Reading:  Passionate Duelist
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Djet-Ka was being cornered, with Ra showcasing immense power and Merneith easily overpowering his two Divine Mechanical Soldiers, he was having no other options than escape without his Machine God and then get sentenced to a lifetime in prison or to death… or continue fighting here and risk everything he had.

Tha...

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OP Sister Chapter 386: The Rainbow Knights' Legacy

Listen While Reading: 三位一体
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Anna fused several Skills, the power of her Constellations, and even the fragments of the White Tiger Machine’s Cosmic Metal and even a fragment of its crystalized core, which she had pierced through beforehand.

It was a very small piece, something that would have been easy to miss by the King of...

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OP Sister Chapter 385: Your Power Is Now Mine

Listen While Reading: To the Last
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The true origin of the King of Steel shocked Anna to the core.

Mostly because she was a fan of Power Ranger TV shows when she was a kid.

But nonetheless, to think that they were real somewhere…

And they got killed by their own robots!

It couldn...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Chapter 272: Kindness

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“Starting with a “thank you” could work pretty well, don’t you think?”

Suddenly, Bloodclaw appeared behind Athena, already having been healed by Bing Xue.

“L-Lady Bloodclaw?!”

“Thank you? You mean we should thank her?”

“Ahhh… yes… right.”

The three Saurians glanced back at Athena and thanked her.

“Thank you…”

“Thanks…”

“I don’t know what you did with that light, but it sure was flashy… Than...

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Nothing To See Here...

 Just boys being boys.

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 155: Infuse All Of Your Power!

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After inspecting the nest, Vlad stepped forward, touching the egg and feeling its warmth. Unlike Chris, he wasn’t attacked by some sort of thunderbolt or zapping attack, and he could feel the life of the little guy inside growing stronger and bigger. The requirements for the egg to hatch were quite interesting.

He had to imbue the egg with as much energy as possible; there didn’t seem to be any upper limits. And based on how much energy he infused, the beast within the e...

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OP Sister Chapter 384: The True Form Of The King Of Steel

Listen While Reading: Unsolved Mysteries
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The Constellation that had possessed the Venerable Robot fighting Anna started to rapidly grow desperate. Despite having a rather powerful-sounding Title as “The King of Steel”, he had begun to realize that he had greatly underesti...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 154: Time To Hatch The Territory Beast Egg

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Vlad walked towards the large Territory Guardian Nest, which happened to be right behind the manor. The place used to be a beautiful garden of Night Roses, but after his Vampire Mother began to neglect the garden, they quickly died off. Before the Nest was placed, there was a large amount of Blood Vines, which trapped small animals and drained their blood, decorating the surrounding area with dried corpses and bones, which was quickly cleansed once Vlad found it the perfect spot f...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 271: Helping The Saurians

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“Umm, Mom?”

Bing Xue glanced at the scene in front of her as Merneith battled two Divine Machine Soldiers while Ra clashed against Khnum, explosions of water and flames erupting everywhere.

Her eyes looked slightly tired, like she really didn’t want things to turn out this way, but it seemed inevitable with what had been happening behind the scenes.

This was supposed to be a nice trip into outer space…

But now?

Things were only going to get mo...

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