Extra Weiner 212 - TIDBITS! With Merritt K
Get a mouth full of a fist full of TIDBITS with Merritt K on this ultra violent and super sexy bonus episode!
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 212, FATAL DEVIATION with Merritt K
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily underfunded! Join the DOGGZZONE and suffer along to 1998's FATAL DEVIATION, Ireland's first full-length martial arts film starring Jean-Clod Van'Darn and special guest, an utter test of your waning patience!
2025-01-29 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Why Die
Still jobbing to death, chumps? Why? Eugene Christian cured dying before McDonald’s invented it. Eat more bread and you’re good. Even if bread poisons you. You were one batch of lockdown sourdough from skipping the whole pandemic.
Immortality starts with his masterpiece.
2025-01-28 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Fucking Day: Kissin Cousins
In 2020, I wrote about Blue Hawaii, a movie where Elvis spanked the depression out of a teen girl, and I thought that was probably the worst thing Elvis ever did in a movie. Then I saw the Elvis classic Kissin' Cousins, which is so immediately more insane than that. The title sequenc...
2025-01-27 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: JANUBIGFEETSARY
Oh baby, is it my birthday? Because I just sat on a cake, if you know what I mean.
We have some new stuff heading your way, but it isn’t ready yet so right now I’ve got a mug right here for you! You know I love these mugs. I tell you all the time. Constantly! And why wouldnt I? It comes ...
2025-01-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 38 - The Raven Mocker Part 2
The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!
BIGFEETS Episode 38 - The Raven Mocker Part 2
The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!
Hot Dog Store: Assembled Dogs
DOGS! ASSEMBLE!
The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.
You know we got those mugs. You know this. 2025-01-25 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: Man and Strife
Ahhh, marriage!
Phil Hirsch spent the '60s and '70s shoving lazy and terrible cartoons into themed "humor" books. He covered all the fandoms of the time: hamburgers,...
2025-01-24 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Johnny Lingo
Alright did you folks ever hear about Patricia McGerr? She was a writer lady in America in the 40s and 50s and 60s. She wasn’t any kinda superstar, she was a midwest gal and went to school in Nebraska but and then Columbia for journalism and she authoured like a dozen novels, mostly mysteries, and even did a literary innovention:
Learning Day: Lawless
Just who was the Earth monster known as Brian Bosworth?
Historians have been asking this question for countless star-cycles. When the planet Earth was exploded in their year 2025, only scant information of the life-forms and civilizations which once populated the planet survived. Since the discovery of that world's remains, our scientists have puzzled their thought-lobes over fra...
2025-01-22 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 211, Shaq-A-Licious with Mark Mahoney
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on today's menu you most likely didn't ask?? Why none other than Shaquille O'Neal's genuine Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies! Don't puke just yet, you may need it later to clea...
2025-01-22 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner - 211, C.G.H.W.M.A. with Mark Mahoney
Robert Brockway brings UNBRIDLED LUNACY to the table and Mark Mahoney has to just sit there and choke it down. Seanbaby watches from the cuck chair... it's a hunky cuck chair, don't even trip.
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 211, Shaq-A-Licious with Mark Mahoney
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on today's menu you most likely didn't ask?? Why none other than Shaquille O'Neal's genuine Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies! Don't puke just yet, you may need i...
2025-01-22 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Every Day MagicðŸŒ
The sinkhole swallowing mankind has an easy fix: magic. Magic can fix it all. I’m rededicating my life to magic.
Exciting! Per island tradition, I haven’t taken a day off since preschool. Why should sorcery be different? Burnout‘s for angry villagers....
2025-01-21 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Staying Awake To The World Around You
There are two things I love– the powerful emotional ballads of America's greatest singer, Michael Bolton, and the 1994 Toro riding lawn mower. There might have been a time when this wasn't the case, but I can no longer remember it. That time is dead to me. I am a new woman with an immaculate yard in her heart where there only used to be cold dead cynicism.
2025-01-20 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hot Dog Store: Jimmy Jiggles
Who in the world is Jimmy Jiggles?
Oh. But we love that guy, right? Maybe we love him so much, we want to see his little face everywhere we look. Maybe we want to make sure everyone else sees his face everywhere they look too!
Your first option is 2025-01-18 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: Jesus and my Gender
In 2022, a hateful dumbfuck and a guy who will draw anything for $300 got together to help define gender roles for Christian children. You either already know that's code for "translating transphobia into children's book", or you're about to be very surprised by man's capacity for darkness.
Learning Day: Miami Spice
Media empires begin with simple ideas: A happy cartoon mouse, an orphan child who discovers his fursona is a bat, a magical boy who believes in bathroom genital inspections. Small ideas that bloom big. So it was with Curt Hiss, the Drug Free Beatboxing Snake....
2025-01-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Jake TapperðŸŒ
I’ve lost all respect for Jake Tapper, and for the media ecosystem he thrives in. This cursed blog post is the first reason why.
Computer: enhance that blog’s title and author. Mostly so I donâ€...
2025-01-15 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 210, MURYO WAZA RPG with Eddie Doty
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! Roll a nat 8 and save a lady with the power of spider violence! Your guess is as good as ours and we suck at guessing!
Extra Weiner 210 MAN HUNT. TARGET: HUNKS! With Eddie Doty
Join the DoggZzone as they welcome back Eddie Doty for what is perhaps the single sexiest game MAN HUNT ever played
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 210, MURYO WAZA RPG with Eddie Doty
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! Roll a nat 8 and save a lady with the power of spider violence! Your guess is as good as ours and we suck at guessing!
Fucking Day: Less Vanilla
I'm not sure how many questions strung together equals an interrogation, but I can tell you in my opinion, it's way less than 223. Writing for this website has made me aware there's a type of person out there who thinks that if there's a problem in their relationship, they must simply not have enough data. Marriages and Applebee's dining experiences both require lengthy surveys to determine cus...
2025-01-13 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: BIGFEETS EXTRAVAGANZA
Welcome to January!
BAM, got a mug all up in your mug, right at the top. You thought I was going to put the hoodie again, but you are WRONG, BUCKO! Check out this mug, you know you want it. Oh, and guess what? It comes in an 11 ounce size and a 15 ounce size! Pop it in the microwave, pop it in the dishwas...
2025-01-13 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 37 - The Raven Mocker Part 1
Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!
BIGFEETS Episode 37 - The Raven Mocker Part 1
Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!
Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake!
2025 is officially the year of Hot Dog Handshake. Don’t believe me? Look at this image:
See?
So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who made a resolution to get fit this year.
2025-01-11 19:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Punching Day: Dogfight Wild Tournament II
Last week, I talked about Dogfight Wild Tournament, the fight and fight-like thing promotion produced by a Spanish podcaster. If you missed it, don't worry, I can sum it up in one gif.
2025-01-10 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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