I was wrong: hats on hats kick ass. Today’s feature is a concept nesting doll, and fantastic. The superhero spinoff (pink bandana) of a boy genius comedy (wraparound shades) parodied a Marvel storyline (backup shades) by adding a wrestling parody (black bandana) featuring our savior (10-gallon hat). That’s rare, and I own a stereotypical number of hats.
2024-01-30 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 13 of Mountain Monsters: Wild Bill's Bear Beast. Some bears were hurt in the making of this episode, it was that *#$&*-chuggin' Bear Beast!
2024-01-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Your cries have been heard, hotdog children. You demanded that I return to my roots and rate Tim Curry's faces in the movie Congo for Ape Week. I wish rating Tim Curry's faces wasn't my greatest talent. I wish the space in my brain that I keep for Tim Curry face rating would hold something useful like math or CPR, or how to make a diamond into an ape-killing laser. I've now watched Congo twice ...
2024-01-29 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wanted to have the creativity of a magician puppeteer? Wait, I'm not done– a Christian magician puppeteer? Of course you do. Everyone wants to be the next Dennis Regling, a man Google calls "searching instead for dinner riesling." Well, now you can. Because Dennis Regling, formerly Dr. Dennis Regling, wrote a book on creativity, and how anyone can do it. It's the first Christian...
2024-01-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The Germans have a word that doesn’t quite translate into English, it describes the sweetness amongst bitterness that elevates both into something more. It’s the lingering perfume in an exhaust cloud, the crust in the soft shag, the eroticism in the kidnapping. We believe they call it: Van.
IT’S THE 2024 HOT DOG CUSTOM VAN CONTEST!
It all started with fuck you, you don...
2024-01-25 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I never met anybody no matter how many friends or family they had still wasn't a little bit lonesome, that just seems like its the human condition but we keep trying don't we, to connect, but goddamn the whole vulnerability part is pretty scary! I guess that's why we keep looking for some kind of way of certainty about it all or sense of control from psychology or astrology like this one:
Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. Tha...
2024-01-24 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway keeps Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, in his very nice weed cellar and forces them to discuss the horrific crimes inspired by Queen of the Damned. Actual human lives were lost! For this movie! FOR THIS MOVIE.
2024-01-24 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, we’re learning Russology. The method that turns watchable TV into real TV. Meet America’s finest Vince Russo scholar: Vince Russo.
A man of many near-talents, once caged by wrestling/steel cages. Rope Opera brought Vince Russo’s signature clarity and restraint to the page, cove...
2024-01-23 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever gone to an erotic art exhibit with a good friend, looked at a photo of an enormous dick, and said, “Wouldn’t it be great if we could eat that?” This is the advertised origin story of The Erotic Baker, a New York institution in the '70s and '80s with two Manhattan locations and a butthole cake that one Facebook user fondly remembers as “divine.”
The Erotic Baker sadly no lon...
2024-01-22 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1982, a video game company known mostly for nothing released Q*bert. You've probably heard of it, which is good because It's hard to describe a 1982 arcade game without sounding insane. For instance, a yellow maze pizza kills the same four men forever. But just in case, Q*bert was about a space snake trying to prevent a furry pelvis from painting pyramids. And it was a hit!
Go...
2024-01-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Hotdogger. It’s time you met the chattiest crystal skulls in all South Florida.
That’s right: I read Interviews with the Crystal Skulls: Ancient Secrets of the Mult...
2024-01-18 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok guys, this is a no BS walkthrough of my fav game Dark Seed. It’s a horror game, and I can honestly say I find it more unpleasant every time through. First step, watch the entire opening credits since they’re presented so pretentiously that the cursor itself gets bored. This is unskippable.
Brockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and watching the finale of Space Ca...
2024-01-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway harnesses the spirit power of Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, to summon the fucking devil! It's Dreams of the Witch! Grant us the power to lease a Certified Used Subaru, Satan!
2024-01-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever feel…Evil?
I don’t, doubling the odds that I am. Thankfully, Book of Vile Darkness helped me imagine a world in which me, my empire, or anything we funded could be called Evil. A stretch, but I’m into high concepts.
The concept’s simple: take D&D beyond the tam...
2024-01-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I think 2024 will finally be the year we bring back the brand mascots with deep and terrible lore. We finished off 2023 with a public Pop-Tart sacrifice. We learned the names of all the Charmin bears AND Duke's Mayonnaise gave us more biographical info about their new mascot Tubby. His favorite food? Duke's Mayonnaise! He's a mayonnaise vampire, sustained by his own lifeblood, and he looks like it.
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Oh no. Oh fuck, look at this book.
Racist and insane, An Immoral Erotic Parable of American Eve & African Adam is a racist and insane book published in 2023 by D.H. Chewins with cover art by an AI's first attempt at "Kim Cattrall, huge tits, shame of Jim Crow era." As if this cover and title did...
2024-01-12 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we carved a heart with our names in it into an ancient petroglyph site and caused an international incident.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where the s...
2024-01-11 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I grew up with very permissive parents, as far as the '90s went. While other parents barred their children from childhood-defining properties like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, pretty much everything was fair game in our home. There were only a few things that were verboten: Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, and professional wrestling.
Ren and Stimpy was the bete noire of parents...
2024-01-10 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2005 British reality prank show Space Cadets! But don't worry, if they survive, they get to do it all again but...
2024-01-10 12:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway tasks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, with guessing a book series using only the reviews maniacs have left for it. It's how he gets his sick kicks!
Compromise can backfire. Sometimes, half your friends want to search tiki bars for chlamydia, and the rest want to explore the original world of Upper Earth. Pick one. Half-measures lead to Book of Erotic Fantasy, which ends your game. For reasons I didn’t expect.
The expected reasons pop...
2024-01-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I thought it might be nice to start off the New Year by looking back at some old predictions for the new millennium. After all, most people were forecasting the new millennium would begin with a big pile of terminators surfing in on a tsunami of nuclear waste. I thought it would be kind of nice to see all of the doom and gloom that didn't come to pass.
Usually, I find that the more eccentric the j...
2024-01-08 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone is threatening your Christian family, but you don't know if you're allowed to destroy them with your mighty and righteous Christian hands. Are there laws against Christian kicks? Christian sword murder? One author set out to answer these questions and then got so, so distracted.
Fucking behold it:
Alex: When we first talked about seeing this, you were frustrated with the Josephine casting and how it might play. You were 100% right. Freakin’ clairvoyant.
Lydia: So, Josephine's fertility issues were probably due to her age. She's in her late 30s/early 40s at this point in the movie. But since Vanessa Kirby (the actress playing Josephine) is fourteen years y...
2024-01-04 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Just after midnight, outside the last Tower Records in existence, deep in the bowels of one of Wuhan’s apartment cities, a lonely, pixelated saxophone plays. Rifling through his yellow plastic bag and grasping at hope is a desperate man on his way to nowhere. He’s got a date with a black box the size of a stack of pizzas. He just bought…laserdiscs in the rain.
2024-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Brockway is joined by respected peers Seanbaby and Alex Schmidt for a game of OK Science, the game about science. OK!
2024-01-03 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read the Tulpa Creation Guide with him for a podcast, but they have autonomy! Cursed autonomy!
2024-01-03 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Citizens of the bun. For too long, we’ve stood divided. Punch historians. Literate gamers. Asylum hecklers. Two anime fans. Today, the first three unite. As for the other Bunny Drop survivor, we’re used to disappointment.
We’re playing the official PETA beat-em-up. Starring champion MMA fighters. Words are limp failures, so here’s a picture.
2024-01-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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