Alex: Lydia! Thank you so much for watching this movie with me.
Lydia: Of Course! Thanks for suggesting this. Did your screening also begin with Anthony Anderson selling diabetes medicine, or is that just a Tennessee thing?
Alex: I wish my screening be...
2024-01-01 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2023 Seanbaby opened the doors to the vast library of cursed media he spent a lifetime collecting, and destroyed most of a city with the shockwave. It was exactly the scene where they shut down the Containment Unit in Ghostbusters, but instead of ghosts it’s books about karate magic and bad sex.
2023 has not been kind to Brockway, and Brockway, in turn, has not been kind to 2023. He has taken revenge for his crumbling body with online guides that teach you how to develop a mental illness, video game molesting news anchors, and the entire life and works of Craig Stormon, comic book berserker.
2023 is the year 1900HOTDOG finally got Michael Swaim in the comedy draft. He’s only just begun to Hot Dog, so we only have five articles from him total. And yet somehow each of them are his top five best of 2023! We’re so glad to have Swaim, he’s brought a lot of unique hilarity in his quest to process childhood trauma through the lens of a broken Laserdisc player.
Seanbaby steals Brockway's bonus game about B movie action stars and uses it against guest, Dirk Marshall! Is nothing sacred!?
2023-12-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby builds the ultimate killing robots, Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall, then programs them to discuss the 1994 action movie T Force. It seems like a waste of killer robots, Seanbaby!
2023-12-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2023 Dennard Dayle brought Hot Dogging to new heights. He repeatedly sought out and brought to light pure, true evil to expose its soft underbelly to the swords of his fine, dense mockery. And he also watched a lot of anime, presumably as punishment for the first thing.
Fucking Day: Send Nudes Bod...
2023-12-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Lydia Bugg has had a very Upsetting 2023. Well, we all have. We’ll be more specific: 2023 is the year Lydia earned the coveted Most Enemies Award in this year’s Weenie’s! All of Lydia’s Hot Dog Enemies, from Revelation Road Director Gabriel Sabloff to followers of the boring ghost prophet Seth, can only hate her half as much as we love her. And that’s a lot! Holy shit, watch your back, Liddy.<...
2023-12-25 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby and Brockway teamed up many times throughout 2023, whenever a cursed object radiated too much power to be mocked alone. Here are but a few of the articles where one of us put on an elaborate puppet show while the other crept up behind our subject with a folding chair.
2023-12-22 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Sissyneck really developed as a person* in 2023. He got in touch with his inner sexuality, overcame his fear of apes, then learned to instead fear for the apes. It’s what we call a character arc, so he’ll come out of this adventure changed and with the tools to face new challenges ahead. Someday he’s going to use this Hot Dog knowledge to march right back into that Maverik and tell those teenagers...
2023-12-21 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
2023 was a big year for cured meat podcasts. We spun off our love of Mountain Monsters into BIGFEETS, an all new project with the internet’s Seanbaby, books’s Jason Pargin, and nothing’s Brockway. It was an instant success, taking all the pressure to succeed off the Dogg Zzone 9000. Allowing us to get really weird with...
2023-12-20 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby and Brockway answer reader mail! Mail! From! Readers! GET HYPE FOR INSIDE HOT DOG TALK.
2023-12-20 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe reader mail just doesn't stop! Questions! Answers! Meandering personal anecdotes! This podcast has it all, if all is those three things.
2023-12-20 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Merritt joined our crew in 2023, and instantly became our expert on 1990s forgotten absurdity. We have several experts on 1990s forgotten absurdity. We’re still hiring more. There will always be a need. But if you’re thinking of writing smart, thoroughly researched hilarity on children’s tie-in toys from 1993, you are going to have to knife fight Merritt. Fair warning: She always brings a gun.
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Welcome to the Great Annual Hot Dog Bash! It’s the company barbecue where we build meat effigies of ourselves, grill them, and eat them to absorb our own powers. Nobody else can have them! We’re finding all the best 1900HOTDOG articles from the past year and making them all free, starting with our beloved Schmidty. He’s the one we send to talk to the cops while the rest of us hide in the bathroom,...
2023-12-18 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Almost six years ago, I discovered the fascinating disaster of Don Diebel. For new or forgetful readers, I'll try to sum him up in a paragraph: He was a man who dedicated his life to picking up chicks with no idea how or why anyone would do that. He tried seducing them with handshakes, farts, hypnosis, colognes, audio attacks, and when none of that worked he swapped all the pronouns in his book and rele...
2023-12-15 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1990s, anime was a mere rumor whispered of in the basements of hobby shops. Past the Magic cards and pogs lay a secret, semi-forbidden world of "Japanimation" or animé, a realm of animation beyond what our minds reared on the thin gruel of Real Monsters and Dougs could possibly conceive. It's hard to imagine, if all you've ever known is a world in which it's considered perfectly acceptable for, ...
2023-12-14 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes and hello, so: you know how we live in modern times both tragic and wondrous? well one of the things i preciate that heavenly father put me to walk on the earth durin this ‘ticular slice a history is that our age is one that fully recognizes the powerful erotic potentials of: The Travelin Carnival. We all know it when we see those rides bein hauled on the highway that there destination is a sensua...
2023-12-13 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.
<... 2023-12-13 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThings got too hot, Michael Swaim had to retreat to his Batcave to cool off, and by Batcave we mean bathroom and by cool off - you get it. Seanbaby has more of Burt Ward's erotic lies to read, Brockway has more of them to listen to! So do you!
2023-12-13 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s kind of a weird move for a car company to produce an anime, but it’s an even weirder move for the car company to demand “Sailor Moon but with fucking amazing hats and absolutely no cars.” That weirdly specific fetish is what Subaru requested in 2011 when they teamed up with the anime studio that made Neon Genesis Evangelion to create Wish Upon The Pleiades. That’s right,...
2023-12-11 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
You have never seen nerding such as this. This book is the exposed belly of a nerd forged in the Lockers of Dork. Behold the focused totality of one weeb's devotion to Christ:
THE WAY OF THE CHRISTIAN SAMURAI: REFLECTIONS FOR SERVANT-WARRIORS OF CHRIST is a 2007 book about how going to church and be...
2023-12-08 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that when one of us dies the other is to be buried alive with them so we can high-five in the afterlife.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where the sexiest thing ...
2023-12-07 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The year is 199x, like a fucking Megaman game. The city seethes. Deep in its night-guts, young Pepe Moreno works feverishly, putting the finishing touches on a dark magnum opus he’ll unleash like a torrent, like a vision, like the future. It’s done. The comic book sits before him, complete, coiled like an ancient thing of power forged by some half-mad god. How to crown this King of Comics? How do yo...
2023-12-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTo inherit Seanbaby's fortune, Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, must spend one entire podcast talking about a haunted Netflix show... and SURVIVE. It's 28 Days Haunted, the ghost hunting reality show where someone fistfights a ghost! Mul...
2023-12-06 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby has prepared an unearthly quiz for Brockway and Lydia: can they guess the functions and effects of the many incredibly stupid paranormal devices on 28 Days Haunted? Can YOU?
Probably! It's nothing. Nothing is the correct answer, every time.
2023-12-06 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember How High? Yeah? Shit. Well, we did it again. And worse.
No, not that.
Nope.
Save...
2023-12-05 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
There are 587,287 words in Leo Tolstoy's epic novel War And Peace. It chronicles the Napoleonic era within Russia, highlighting the impact of Napoleon on Tsarist society through five interlocking narratives following different Russian aristocratic families. Imagine looking at that book and thinking to yourself, "I could do this in thirteen words and make it into a silly story for babies. No, fu...
2023-12-04 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Yahoo of Nicholas County. Some hillbilly pride was deeply wounded in the making of this episode.
2023-12-04 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
