Forged by the '90s to be a man of delight and joke density, Gamefully Unemployed's Tom is the star of Tom Day, which is the day today. It's Maximum Tom for a full 24 Toms...
2022-12-22 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAlex Schmidt, who is professionally a Schmitdy, is the smartest and kindest part of this site about finding and being cruel to extremely stupid things. We told him the thesis of 1900H...
2022-12-21 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAs a monthly 1900🌭 columnist, Brendan has all the responsibilities standard to the position: protecting his part of the scepter and no second thing. However, as is his right as S...
2022-12-20 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLydia Bugg, who was first among columnists and if the words of that dying warlock are to be trusted, she will be the last. Lydia came to us with expertise in obscure comic books...
2022-12-19 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWith our combined decades of online publishing experience, we know most people don't read article intros, especially when the concept is something as simple as "Here are some great 2022 articles." Which makes this the perfect place to confess this: I am ...
2022-12-16 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostFuck you. We mean that sincerely, it comes from the core of our sacral chakra, which is the one that controls the balls. Get fucked. That’s what we hope for you in the upcoming year, and if that doesn’t happen, at least you can go fuck yourself. Here...
2022-12-15 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOur nerd readers had it so good in 2022. Which is weird because 1900HOTDOG is almost entirely staffed by ass-crushing muscle studs. Weird. Anyway, here are our best Nerding Day articles.
Best of 2022 Nerding Day #1: 2022-12-14 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A punch can be anything: An attack, a firm answer to a stupid question, a friendly hello to a son of a bitch, an expression of love to an insane Russian who no longer feels pain. Nothing is more flexible than a punch, and we used every part of the fist b...
2022-12-13 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHappy 1900-Hot-Dolidays, everyone! The year 2022 tried to get in our way and we marched right through that lame fuck's turf. We have been mocking curses and not dying for three years, and we are here to celebrate that. Or look back on what we have done. ...
2022-12-12 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, welcome! I’m here to ruin Christmas. Welcome!
Slotomania is an exploitative “free” “gambling” “game” and please notice the only descriptor that doesn’t require hard quotes and ten minutes of explanation is “exploitative....
2022-12-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAll karate books take place in the imagination of the author, in a world where their particular dick stomp makes them a warrior king. As a rule, self-defense books are too cynical about the world, too optimistic about karate chops, and you should expect ...
2022-12-08 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with an even IMPOSSIBLER task than outdoing the Eliminators: Be a cheaper creep at a stripclub than Don Diebel.
2022-12-07 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostToday on the Dogg Zzone 9000 we’re talking with Portland hot sauce magnate Dirk Marshall, grown corpulent and prideful from his position atop the cascadian chili pepper oligarchy....
2022-12-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWarren G. Harding was a bad President and worse person. For example: Harding carried on a fifteen year love affair, with his friend’s wife, who was palling around with enemy spies…and that is not the most famous Warren G. Harding affair.
2022-12-06 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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It’s finally that festive time of year when we all get a visit from our favorite chubby, jolly, senior citizen, Larry The Cable Guy. You might be surprised to hear Larry The Cable Guy released a Christmas album, but you shouldn’t be, because that guy...
2022-12-05 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostVegemorphs is an Animorphs parody about vegetables. And pride.
Brockway: I have convened the Hot Dog today to talk about a parody song called “Baby Got Book.” Already you understand how this is going to go, and already you are so tired. Some fuckin’ Carl who insists his officemates think he’...
2022-12-01 14:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby asks Heavy Metal expert Jason Pargin and Satan expert Brockway to examine Don't Knock Rock, a book about the evils of rock 'n roll that the author forgot to write.
2022-11-30 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Dogg Zzone 9000 day, and we are playing all the hits-- we're talking about a classic moral panic with classic podcast guest, Jason Pargin. His new novel, If Thi...
2022-11-30 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s 2022! Bivalently vaxed, you’re cleared to celebrate Thanksgiving with elderly family at last. As you carry sweet potatoes ‘cross the strangely dim threshold of their home, the door slams shut behind you. “I’m sorry, my lovely child,” you...
2022-11-29 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes bin diving at your local comic book shop is a real waste of time, and sometimes you discover Jack Kirby’s cautionary tale about the dangers of exploding sex dolls. I don’t know what it’s like to have a penis, but I get the impression that...
2022-11-28 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWho would win between Spider-Man and Urkel? Picture it. The proportional strength of a spider driving a fist through young Steve Urkel's skull. Officer Carl Winslow saying, "I didn't see a thing," as he stuffs a bag of fentanyl into the dead body's accordi...
2022-11-25 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we write slash fiction about ourselves and publish it under the handle ‘wienermatesXxX.’
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you k...
2022-11-24 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway pulls Seanbaby and guest Rusty Shackles through the Meat portal into Loaf Land, where husky denim-vested knights attack god from flying hot rods and all for the love of a Debra.
2022-11-23 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we’re talking with artist, beat ‘em up game expert, and general roving brawler Rusty Shackles about 2022-11-23 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes hello to this weiner bunch. Well a while back i started to get that real strong PULL in my head again and a course the sorta 2022-11-22 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1909 James Joyce wrote to his wife extensively about how much he loved her "tiny little naughty farties." It's the ...
2022-11-21 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHold on, this can't be right. This DVD is called... Taoist feces exercise.
Malibu Comics’ Firearm was a deeply confusing book, and I feel that way even though they explicitly told me not to-
Brockway pits Seanbaby and Zak Koonce against his favorite Bloodsport ripoff: Arena! The super goofy Bloodsport in space but with puppets. It's time to see which is the better Bloodsport: Bloodsport, or this puppet thing trying to be Bloodsport.
2022-11-16 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
