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Podcasting Day: Kumite - The Home Game with Vanessa Guerrero and Zak Koonce! 🌭

Fuck you, Alf. Wait, wait I can explain! As of today, there are more episodes of the Dogg Zzone 9000 (2022-11-16 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: The Bansenshukai

A book about ninjutsu with zero Robert Hamburger or expository flashbacks seems wrong. Yet the Bansenshukai’s a precise guide to everything in a medieval murderer’s backpack and mind, and how they went together. It’s reportedly authentic, ...

Learning Day: Lydia Bugg's Mancavin' Redux

Dear Hotdog Fans,

I unfortunately had to take the week off to pursue a big opportunity in Hollywood. The Kool-Aid man has offered to let me swim around in his head. I'm pretty sure it's some kind of fetish thing for him because he's paying me a LOT...

Learning Day: NUDE Cigar Smoking

In 1997, the definitive cigar video was produced. I'm, of course, speaking about the informative beginner's guide to cigar terms and etiquette, NUDE Cigar Smoking.

2022-11-11 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Malibu Comics' Firearm 🌭

Malibu Comics was a 1990s imprint that specialized in ripping off better comic books without ever reading them. For example, their Wolverine knockoff was called The Ferret and they were only joking if you asked them “wait, are you joking?” A typical ...

Extra Wiener - Mice to See You, Erik Wolpaw

Seanbaby asks Brockway and guest Erik Wolpaw to stay for a Book Game and the fools! They agreed! They are promptly punished with what feels like several days worth of mouse puns.

Podcasting Day: Power Teams with Erik Wolpaw 🌭

This week we’re joined by Erik Wolpaw, the visionary game writer behind games like Psychonauts and Portal 2. There was 2022-11-09 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Carnosaur 2

By now, longtime HOTDOG readers are well acquainted with my dedication to write about the year 1995 specifically. I make no apologies for this fact, because none are required. We don’t ask the spider why she weaves, or the dog why he eats turds from th...

Nerding Day: Bokee's Trek

Imagine you wanted to build a Lord Of The Rings resort, but you don't want to pay Lord Of The Rings licensing money. What do you think the best solution to this problem would be? Build another kind of resort? Raise money? Or, write a te...

Upse- LEARNING DAY??: How to Prepare and Administer Hypnotic Prescriptions

Let me start off by saying something I declare often and mean every time: I found the fucking craziest book. It was written by a magician in 1969, and it's a textbook for a hypnosis academic program which probably never existed. Its stated goal is for yo...

Nerding Day: 1993's Street Fighter 2 Toyline

There was only one way to sell plastic crap to children in the 1990s: Live action commercial. That was it! There was no second way, there wasn’t even any variation in the first way. I could spend a few thousand words trying to prove it to you, or I could j...

Extra Wiener 98 - More Arena with Zak Koonce

Bonus episode audio for patrons. 

Podcasting Day: Arena with Zak Koonce 🌭

After the release of Bloodsport in 1988, two men had the greatest movie idea that will ever be: Bloodsport in space. They called it Arena, and we invited 1900🌭 favorite, 2022-11-02 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Death Train

Death Train is a 1993 movie starring Pierce Brosnan. It is also a flop, a mess, and contains the most evil action I’ve ever seen perpetrated by a movie’s “heroes.” Here’s 2022-11-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: The Deep Lore of the Monster Mash 🌭

The Monster Mash is a work of genius. Christmas songs are a genre, but the "Monster Mash" stands alone. It's the only Halloween song. Don't come at me with your other vaguely spooky songs. Don't say "Season Of The Witch" to me. Don't be the "Ghostbusters" gu...

Teamworking Day: The Congo Trading Card Game

Here's a fun fact about the 1995 film Congo: It rules. We already did a podcast discussing how and why, so that's not why we're...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Grifter Wormhole

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we have a secret dance that merges us body and soul, more than doubling our powers. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Be...

Extra Wiener 97 - WMAC Masters RPG with Zak Koonce

Bonus episode audio for patrons. 

Podcasting Day: Kumite - The Home Game, with Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero 🌭

At the end of our Bloodsport 2 podcast (our second podcast about the first Bloodsport), we hit you with a teaser for our upcoming Bloodsport RPG, Kumite: The Home Game. Starring 2022-10-26 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: SUPERSEX! 🌭

Well how-hot-dog-do-ya to-ya its me Sissyneck, today we’re just gonna say right off the bat here that this article is one in the 1900HOTDOG Marital Aid series (its not TOO dirty, a few notches above a 2022-10-25 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: MoonStar Academy CERTIFIED Psychic 🌭

I'm terrible at investing. I never know whether to put my money in stocks or bonds or that online monkey art that looks like shit but is somehow pretend money. However, I recently found the perfect investment opportunity. For a mere twenty dollars and four h...

Upsetting Day: Brendan McGinley's Dogs of Glory! 🌭

Greetings, future civilizations of the next species to rule the earth (Magpies? I bet it’s magpies). Congratulations on finding and deciphering this article deep within the 1-900-HOTDOG archives here in the beautiful Mountains of Madness. You surely have q...

Learning Day: Jason Pargin's Victorian Boner Alarms! 🌭

We’re coming up on the spooky season, so allow me to share with you the creepiest -- and arguably most hilarious -- series of images on my hard drive. These get worse as they go, which means that, just as in life, the real shit awaits you at the end.

Extra Wiener - Bigfoot Revue with Jason Pargin!

Bonus audio for... everybody! Happy Columnist Appreciation Week!

Podcasting Day: The Scariest TV Episodes Ever (That Are All Mountain Monsters) with Jason Pargin 🌭

It is a very special Zzone today on the Dogg Zzone 9000, as we welcome back hot dog contributor,  2022-10-19 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Alex Schmidt's Pedestrianism! 🌭

There used to be a sport called “pedestrianism” and it kind of invented modern sports. It got replaced in the...

Upsetting Day: Lydia Bugg's Adult Clown Mouth Review! 🌭

Behind the scenes at 1900🌭, we often like to celebrate the fact that thanks to our Patrons, we no longer have to try and use sponsored links to sell lists of Amazon’s ten least erotic pet toys, guaranteed not to get your dog in a humping mood! It’s a ...

Learning Day: MONSTERS BE GONE! BEDTIME SURVIVAL KIT

For centuries, fear ruled the night. Children were ruled by shadows, and the horrors living within them. Then, in the year 2000, Brentwood Home Video released MONSTERS BE GONE! BEDTIME SURVIVAL KIT.

2022-10-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Reflecting Day: Tormented Robo-Shirts for Charity! 🌭

You’ve seen those Artificial Intelligence artbots, right? You feed them a prompt and they crawl all the artwork in human history to remix it and spit out what you want. Or more often, what you hilariously don’t want and have no possible use for. It’s fun...

Extra Wiener 95 - A Holy Book Game with Abe Epperson

Bonus episode audio for patrons.