Describe [in great detail] how to properly mix the drink “Golden Fuck-o-ladda MAXXX
Ingredients:
-Coconuts from a vendor you gave a compliment to. The compliment must have been moving from a moderate to severe degree.
-Muddled crimeapple**
-Rum of the [Lesser] Gods
-Lime from someone who hates someone else in your family.
-Coconut milk. Canned is fine. Whatever brand.
- 3-5 people of any fandom with lots of disagreements.
-Ice
**A crimeapple is when a...
Been playing Alice: The Madness Returns and it's a trip
2024-07-13 23:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostFucking you is like opening a handwritten letter
I love receiving letters. Letters are my favorite thing to open. The one in my hands is always the one I'm most excited about
I slide my fingertip in the slit and smooth my index over the surface. It peels. It opens for me and me only [hand written letters tend to be private] and this one is just for me. Before this your tongue was here. You left some of yourself behind. I'm touching that part of you now. There's a satisfyin...
[we'll call her] Bethany. Bethany squirted and it didn't take much. She was always embarrassed [religious guilt] and it did... well, I have to say... it made a pretty big mess lol. She liked the calmer tone. In control firm worship. The permission to enjoy it. Tongue out, fingers in, duck and cover. That was the formula. Dirty talk right when she showed signs of eruption and it was always and eruption. We had to flip the couch cushions [haha we did tho it was... oh, boy]
Hello, lovelies. just some housekeeping. I do these once a month or so as a reminder for [both] of us.
I will be increasing the price to $6 a month in August and making full year subscription options available. I devote oodles of time and energy to this little endeavor here and I don't want to pull back on my effort so we'll try a modest price increase. This way, I actually get to pocket $5/mo after Patreon gets their buck. I promise to keep this price [$6] for at least 6 month...
You expect there to be some give but it's just stiff, wooden rock-hard. It's kind of fascinating. So you suck the tip over the sheets. Now you can see the outline of the head through spit stained bamboo.
"Enough" I say out loud my right hand maneuvers your mouth away long enough so I can give my cock some air [but not too much]. Taste my skin now. I want to skewer your whole fucking being. When my balls slap your chin I want my cock to poke your soul a little. You're full of m...
from Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat by Samin Nosrat
[pardon the tarragon stained nail]
[Just for you Patrients. You can say I had you in mind]
Behind the Audio:
-The frustration you hear at around 9:40 is me abandoning whatever was left of the original audio idea and just completely losing myself in [fucking you]
-I don't know what happened at 11:40 but I would like to go to that place again as soon as possible
-Massive, massive mess. Good fucking god that felt so fucking good. Fuck.
Yea sooo okay I've heard a few but *you* tell *me* what it is you want out of these priest audios cuz every attempt at "writing" one so far gets *soooooo* blasphemous and really fucking wild but that's the point right? Like there's the subby purity style of [why are you doing this to me? I can't resist you I can't be near you. I need to .. touch you. I've never wanted to be .. inside someon- God, forgive me. Let me touch you it's worth whatever price]
[Seriously CW: Blasphemy]
O...
The link below will get you to 52 writing prompts hand penned by myself [and Flynn]
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b0W0rDCqa1NbwlZh0aCi80bBAyzKI_f1/view?usp=sharing
This was going to be just random Patreon fodder but when we looked up writing prompts [even behind a couple paywalls] we hated what we were finding. So in the the true spirit of...
I'll do my best to keep things [relatively] NJ-free for the rest of the month - not everybody's cup of tea, i get it. But for those who like a good meet-cute, this is how I met my love.
I've redone the Throne so it's just a crowdfund for her new work computer. Again - please, please, please don't feel pressured to give anything beyond what you're paying. But if you're in a position to do so, we appreciate it.
I think tomorrow I'm going to release a new group project. I am t...
It's just a written post. There's no way his hand is on his dick. There's no way stroking it thinking it's yours. Wishing it was yours. Wanting yours.
It's all a bunch of "true-lies" anyway [whatever that means]. Cop-out. Bullshit. There's no chance his weighty cock is rock hard looking for release. No way at all.
Maybe he thinks "Did you see me post? Hurry and cum with me"
[What a gimmick]
Maybe he thinks"Hurry, write a comment. I like when you tell me to cum"
[Har-ha...
Apparently my [pro] mic is too powerful for Zoom [??] so I threw a USB one on Throne for future games. I am on my phone during this one due to the heat [the big AC unit is set up and working wonders - one million thank yous]
This continues to be a lot of fun. One more session for this campaign.
Off to prep for the home game today. Much love, beauties <3
2024-07-06 15:11:15 +0000 UTC View PostInnoculate me. Let me swallow you.
The film that lets me slide. The wet smooth glisten.
[Uh oh. My feral fingers feel savage seeping slowly into your skin]
On your hand to stroke me. In my mouth to tame me. On my face to [degrade] me. On my face to [bless] me.
Make it symbolic. I shoot myself into you looking up at hard nipples and your mouth oozes. [Overflowing]
Make is poetic. You're being fucked too good to remember to swallow. Your heart can barely reme...
what song were you listening to later in life when you went "oh, well that is kind of.... an interesting... okay"
mine is always this one
"If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal // if her daddy's poor just do what you feel!"
I mean, it's still a bop but damn, mungo jerry. savage
[second of three D&D sessions with Lux, Adrian & Alice drop tomorrow right here. I'm working thru it. It is long]
I hope you found something to celebrate this w...
need to get DOWN to 100 questions so these are "fast" ones
as mentioned, my smut meter is recharging.
it may be fun for [reasons] to revisit all those ol' Doc audios on Quinn. Maybe drop a fresh comment or two. I'd appreciate it :)
[very excited about this future creative group project]
[have a wonderful holiday]
2024-07-03 21:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to tell the story about Boquette some day. She was rail thin, had bleached blonde hair and magic hands. She made kombucha.
This is quite tasty, btw ☺️
[a little something for the D&D/fantasy folx]
Nearly any driving force in my D&D games can be linked back to The Coven of Kindness in some capacity. They don't particularly like each other, but necessity acquaints a woman with strange bedfellows. Together, they are nigh unstoppable. However, it doesn't take much to drive a wedge between [two of] them. They make a little cameo in the next episode of our game :)
The Coven of Kindness consists of three tyrannical...
2024-07-02 08:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostYour hands cradle my head and I'm using my tongue to make calligraphy on your tits
[my left hand is trying cursive on your clit]
"I'm yours"
Your breasts shimmer with saliva
You guide my right hand around you to form a proper embrace
I don't open my eyes much but I like seeing the contrast of our skin.
I'm drinking you in like photosynthesis
I want to be on top but you need to be all around me. [Thighs] surround me. [Arms] around me. [Tits...
I'm a little stoned and I need food but I have trouble spending money on days off [hangover from the "romantic" artist phase of my life] so here you go!
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I never answered what I like to munch while high in the audio- genoa salami, something mixed up from an olive bar [antipasta] and a nice crumbly cheese with a warm baguette is ideal. And yes - I regularly munch on that while blasted
Junk food - hot cheetos or ruffles.
[they fucking changed t...
2024-06-29 21:58:44 +0000 UTC View PostThrow those questions below, team and we'll get another AMA sesh in [early] this month. All unanswered questions from the first AMA will roll over!
[Thx for 300K]
💜
Edit - due date for questions is midnight [EST] July 1
but I really like the sheet pics?? Probably because they were a throne gift and feel great on my dick?? Who knows.
What do you think? Does it come off as lazy or thematic?
I'd kill for another set of [hands] rn
[Hahaha look how teenie my foot looks 🦶]
I was never a big blowjob guy.
To be fair, I once had a girl in college shove my cock down the recesses of her throat repeatedly and use one of her free hands to massage my balls with her spit. Honestly, I don't think I will ever forget how incredible that felt.
But when it comes to oral, I'd rather give than receive. I try to keep the holiday spirit all year round.
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The story is based off the time I was dating Kait.
Cate was lovely. Kate ...
2024-06-28 18:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I need something a little more "inside-the-box" if I hit Quinn tomorrow [after the last one] so we'll see if I can whip up something a little more accessible before bed.
3 days left but I'm on my own again this weekend so the second June Patreon exclusive may be done as soon as tomorrow. It'll kind of be a ramble? No, yeah - it's definitely a ramble. Albeit, one on the low-tech side.
Oh and I finally "wrote" [talked out with Flynn & NJ] the Cyrano piece and I t...
is called "Inn Plain Sight" and that's just so wonderful
2024-06-27 06:06:53 +0000 UTC View Post"It's too hot to fuck" I tell myself as you walk in and take off you pants. Your thighs look like a book in braille and now I'm trying to convince myself.
"It's too hot to fuck"
You lay on the bed. Ceiling fan on. Box fan blowing. Cuddling would be absurd so I use you ass as a pillow. I start playing with it like play-dough but I'm still telling myself "it's too hot to fuck" even when I pull down your boyshorts to shove my face in.
I start spelling "it's too hot to fuck"...
Been kicking this idea around for a while now
The first time I watched Rocky Horror I was in a group of [fellow] teens and we were in a very religious household that had a lot of repressed sexuality. At one point, we made a cuddle-puddle and decided to "vibrate" all together for fun. Oh, the lies we tell ourselves. [the trend "soaking" comes to mind]
All I told Adrian was "you're Rocky, send me some sex noises n I'll build some weird shit around it. Finger/Eat/Doggy" so I am equal...
2024-06-25 17:46:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I just powered thru to get tomorrow's drop in and it's fucking wild, y'all hahahha oooooooh man wtf bruv so yea the song's a hint
If you liked the vibe of [Mort] - this one's for you
[Y'all are great. I hope your Tuesday is offensively wonderful]
2024-06-25 09:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
