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2023-03-02 16:35:50 +0000 UTC View PostARMY!!
Suga's birthday is FAST APPROACHING (March 9)! 🎉
And as we've done for JK, RM, Jimin, Jin, V and J-Hope, we'd like to react to one of Suga's songs for his B-DAY!
This poll contains three highly popular Suga's songs! We'll be choosing ONE to react to and do our usual deep dive and analysis 😊
Ready, Set...VOTE VOTE VOTE. We'll keep this poll open until March 8!
NOTE: We realize that there are several other...
2023-03-01 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU CAN ALSO WATCH HERE: VIMEO
PASSWORD: HOBIUARY!
All we can say is…WOW.
We recorded this reaction prior to BIGHIT releasing the news that J-Hope has “initiated the military enlistment process.” And it’s probably a good thing we did so, because we definitely would have been saddened and distracted had we learned this news before watching.
We’d like to take this time to check...
2023-02-28 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
ARMY GOLD…what’s better than listening to BTS’ music and/or watching any of their various variety shows? Any guesses?
Here’s our answer: SEEING THEM INTERACT WITH CHILDREN!!!! AHHHHHHH…one particular video in today’s reaction nearly brought us to tears, it was so precious.
“Heartbeat” is a beautiful song that we felt kept us right in the MIDDLE. Not too high. Not too low. The tone, tempo, vocal range…it almost felt like the song mirrored/replicated a healthy hear...
2023-02-28 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
First of all, this song is an absolute GEM. Thank you all for voting for it, and allowing us to feed our ears and souls with JK’s warm vocals and Suga’s dark-dynamic-melodic beat.
Second, we’d like to give a special shout out to Kath, Ellie, and all of our incredible ARMY Gold members who continue to go above and beyond to provide us with links (AKA ROADMAPS) for these reactions. 😉 It makes our job so much easier, and we cannot thank you enough for it! 💜🙏🏽
Lastly...
2023-02-27 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It has been quite a while since we last checked in on our guy Jin! And after watching the latest episode of RUN BTS (Mini Field Day Part 2 - https://youtu.be/tu1gurPGCsg), we decided to catch up on a few JIN-related videos that we haven’t seen yet. We hope you enjoy!
Also, if any of you have updates on Jin’s current status / health / mental well-being, PLEASE let us know in the comments below 💜
UPCOMING ...
2023-02-25 22:53:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ARMY, today we’re heading to Sweden!! 🇸🇪
Well…technically we’ll be traveling vicariously through BTS as they head to Sweden. But we’ll take what we can get.
Here are our takeaways:
We’ve said this before, but…THIS IS V’s WORLD! 🌎The man traveled 2 hours in the wrong direction via a bus that he spontaneously chose to ride, walked on the side of a busy street in the middle of nowhere with cars whizzing by him, traversed rural countryland to try to get cl...
2023-02-23 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we get our monthly dose of chaotic child-like competition…in the best form possible: RUN BTS!
The rules for today’s games were much easier for us to understand (compared to game rules in the “Next Top Genius” episode)!
We have never heard of soft fencing, but are now INTRIGUED. It seems like the perfect game for 5-year-olds, 95-year-olds, and anyone in-between to play! V surprised us with his focused bounce. Who would be interested in seeing a Jared & Jorda...
2023-02-21 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🚨WARNING…THIS IS ONE OF DEM ONES🚨
Today’s reaction gave us an immense amount of joy, satisfaction, energy, life, etc…and we hope it will do the same for you!!
Here are some things we got to witness in the INSANE music video:
Hobi dancing in the hotel room 🏨
Hobi dancing in the street 🚦
Hobi dancing in the smoke 💨
Hobi dancing in the heat🔥
Monster trucks falling from the sky 🛻
Becky G stepping out the front seat ...
2023-02-18 17:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanted to share this with all of you beautiful people before releasing it on YouTube. Let us know what you think!! 🙏🏽💜
Oh yeah, and... Outro: Ego + Chicken Noodle Soup reactions coming tomorrow! 😜
2023-02-17 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ARMY’S SUNSHINE (and the Perfect Second Leader of BTS)!! 🌞
“I’M YOUR HOPE.
YOU’RE MY HOPE.
I’M J-HOPE!”
Today, we learn a bit more about J-Hope’s sometimes overlooked LEADERSHIP skills, check out some behind the scenes footage of him and Jimin at Hobipalooza, and watch a J-Hope interview Jung Hoseok!
We’re in awe of this man’s ability to put others before himself, and we hope (pun intended) that today he’ll let others put ...
2023-02-16 22:43:55 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY ARMY!!! 🫶🏽💜
Today’s video is dedicated to fellow patron Michelle, our family friend Sheri, and anyone out there who is battling any sort of physical, mental or emotional ailment/pain. Your strength, humor and LOVE inspire us each and every day. Keep fighting!
This reaction is a continuation of a reaction video that we posted on our YouTube channel, where we listen to BTS’ “LET ME KNOW” in full for the very first time! If you haven't already...
2023-02-14 22:40:00 +0000 UTC View PostARMY Gold,
As a member of this tier, you receive 2 BONUS reaction videos each month. We hope you've enjoyed the bonus reaction videos for previous months:
ARMY…first of all, we would like to apologize to each and every one of you for the delay in the filming of our P.O. Box opening videos. You all have sent us more packages, letters, apparel, etc. than we deserve, and we are truly overwhelmed by your love, kindness, support, empathy, care and humanity.
We have never received this many packages before in our entire lives, and we'd be lying if we said we weren't a bit overwhelmed by it all.
However, we realize that we have a respons...
2023-02-13 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU CAN ALSO WATCH HERE: VIMEO
PASSWORD: PURECHAOS
Today, we’re throwing down the UNO REVERSE card and taking a trip back in time to finish up our reaction to BTS’ “War of Hormone” (호르몬 전쟁).
We’d like to thank all of you for sharing your thoughts, opinions, feedback, insight, etc. in the comments of our PART 1 reaction…we have read them all! You make us feel ...
2023-02-11 22:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
PASSWORD: 3JMAGIC
ARMY, we have some questions…
HOW IN THE WORLD DID WE MISS THE SPELLING OF ‘ARMY’ IN THE “BUTTER” MV!?
Why didn’t y’all tell us sooner about the majestic, hypnotizing power of 3J!?! 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻...
2023-02-09 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostARMY!!
J-Hope's birthday is FAST APPROACHING (February 18)! 🎉
And as we've done for JK, RM, Jimin, Jin & V (and plan to do for each member...Suga will be the only one left), we'd like to react to one of Hobi's songs for his BDAY!
This poll contains three highly popular Hobi songs! We'll be choosing ONE to react to and do our usual deep dive and analysis 😊
Ready, Set...VOTE VOTE VOTE. We'll keep this poll open until February 15!
💜💜...
2023-02-09 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
🚨SLIPPERY, SALIVA-INDUCING SLAB AHEAD🚨
Butter.
Margarine.
Oil.
Shortening.
Ghee.
Oleo.
Spread.
Whatever you choose to call it…today you’re about to get a SLIPPERY, SALIVA-INDUCING SLAB of it.
WARNING: Before watching today's EXTENDED reaction, you will need to verbally consent to the following general liability waiver. Please raise your right hand, and repeat after us…
“I [YOUR FIRST & LAST NAME] am aware that watch...
2023-02-07 22:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We had initially intended to post our full reaction to BTS’ 2022 Grammy Performance on YouTube. However, a portion of it was BLOCKED, so we have decided to upload the full, unedited video here on patreon.
Following this video, be sure to check out our F...
2023-02-07 22:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with another episode of “Learn Korean w/ Jared & Jordan!”
Today, Teacher Wonji guides us through a review of the hangul alphabet, answers some fantastic patron questions, and rapidly breaks down a portion of the lyrics from BTS’ song “Danger.” Our apologies for the slight audio/video delay!
Let us know your thoughts on today’s episode and if you like the idea of us doing these “review sessions” in between the learning of new material. We found that...
2023-02-06 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The smell of a mechanic’s garage…does anybody else LOVE this smell, or is something wrong with us.
Today, we’re back with some more wholesome, humorous, and high-quality “Rise of Bangtan” content. Our takeaways:
1. One of Jared’s ALL-TIME FAVORITE videos is when “V is filling the air with Cypher gas.”
2. 🎵 LET ME KNOW 🎵🫢 ARMY, is there also rapping to this song?
3. Hearing each of the members...
2023-02-04 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWe’ll be sharing our immediate reactions to BTS’ “Yet To Come in Cinemas” 4DX experience (which we are set to watch at 8PM EST) and also interact in real-time with ARMY!
This will be our first ever live stream. We’re not sure if we’re more excited to see the movie or to interact with all of you afterwards!
LINK: https://www.youtube.com/live/bfnaEF9e70Y?feature=share
What better way to start off the month than with a reaction to the next chapter of TRoB?
We are ELATED to be diving back into this series, and today’s chapter may have been the best one we’ve seen yet. Here are some of our takeaways:
1. From Korea to Los Angeles to Russia to China to Japan to Europe…BTS rapidly established themselves as international icons.
2. “This moment is HAPPINESS…nothing else.” This statement from RM, along with his question of “Are...
2023-02-02 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, we decided to check out Suga’s new variety web series “SUCHWITA” (슈취타), which many of you have been suggesting we check out!
In previous reaction videos, we’ve mentioned how fascinating it would be for the members of BTS to create their own “podcasts.” Well…they’re always one step ahead of all of us.
“Suchwita” is a FREAKING TELEVISION-STYLE PRODUCTION that features Suga chatting with guests while enjoying alcohol. Though we haven’t yet seen the ...
2023-01-31 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This song was…everything everywhere all at once (pun intended).
We are running out of adjectives to describe these songs. Euphoric. Powerful. Vociferous. ARMY, help us out…how would you describe this song and the impact it has on your minds/bodies?
Seeing the rap line take a step back in this song, and fully support the vocal line with their brief, unassuming verses, was delightful. Also, this was one of the few songs we’ve reacted to thus far where we found ourselves consta...
2023-01-31 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Anticipation ➡️ Awe ➡️ Appreciation
This has been the cycle of emotions we've experienced before, during, and after every ARMY GOLD reaction video thus far. And this cycle is FULLY dependent on one thing: YOU.
YOU provide us with all the links we need to complete a comprehensive and chronological reaction. YOU provide us with the valuable context and background information that enriches our discussion. YOU are truly the most benevolent and advanced civilization on planet E...
2023-01-30 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostARMY,
As many of you are aware, the creator of “The Rise of Bangtan” removed the series (all full length chapters, bonus content and deleted scenes) from her YouTube channel a few weeks ago. While we were surprised and quite saddened to learn about this, we are also immensely grateful for the work that the creator and numerous others put into the creation of this series.
We are only 5 chapters in, and feel that it has tremendously added to our knowledge of, and appreciation fo...
2023-01-29 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, we dive into a song that many of you have been suggesting we react to for months!
“War of Hormone” (호르몬 전쟁) was released on August 20, 2013 and appears as the third track for BTS’ first studio album, Dark & Wild.
Sonically, the song felt a bit chaotic to us…perhaps an intentional effort by BTS to mirror the chaotic, internal battle of hormones that many young people experience?
Content-wise, we tried our best to conduct an OPEN-MINDED revie...
2023-01-28 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s reaction serves the dual purpose of:
(1) Preparing us for the upcoming “BTS: Yet To Come" in Cinemas, and
(2) ALLOWING US TO REACTIVATE THOSE FULL BODY BUSAN CONCERT SENSATIONS THAT WE FELT BACK IN OCTOBER!
If you have not already seen our FULL reaction to this concert, you can watch it here:
WELCOME…to the HIP HOP LOVER’S FEST! 😉
Today's reaction video is a continuation of a reaction video that we posted on our YouTube channel, where we listen to BTS’ “Hip Hop Lover” for the first time! If you haven't already seen that video, go check it out now and then come back. We'll be waiting for you…
2023-01-24 23:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post