Danielle Colby Striptease Historian | The Queen of Rust

FEETURING DANIELLE COLBY'S FEET...

Preview: Devil In A Red Dress

Here's a little preview of me IN a red dress. If you want to see me OUT of it, check out the super volcano tier... 

Devil In And Out Of A Red Dress...

A full photo set of me in, but mostly out of my red dress... enjoy...

Little things

That make me smile include this chicken plant holder that has housed these succulents for the last year. No, it is not vintage but feels like it is. In addition to the chickenMy beautiful vintage yellow hand bud vases that have held these air plants for the last year always make me happy.

Then there’s the orchids that I try so hard to leave alone. I swear to god if I even look at those orchids, cross eyed, they wilt and die. But if I just leave them alone, don’t touch them, don’t...

Hindsight

Never look back unless you are not planning on going that way.

-Henry David Thoreau

But of course, reflection helps inspire insight. The past can be a beautiful place to visit, just don’t go buying any property.

Have a beautiful day! 😘

Happy Mother’s Day

Today can be a hard day for many. But if you have someone in your life who has cared for you and guided you, nurtured and protected you, celebrate them. Celebrate yourself, too. If you are a person who does this for everyone else, you are a superhero. Sending all my love to you all today. Especially to the woman who did all of that for me. ❤️

Jazz Fest

We will be there rain or shine! Will you? 🌧️ ☀️ 💜 Besides, don’t they say “if you don’t like the weather in New Orleans just wait ten minutes”?

Roll up

Who doesn’t love a nice steamy hotbox?

💚💨🛁

Dannie Diesel's Dope Show

Here's a little taste of my performance from the 4/21 show at Café 413. This was my first performance since before having my hysterectomy in October. The last performance I did was at The Empty Bottle with Obscura Burlesque for the Riot Fest aftershow. I was so upset because right before I went on stage I started having massive bleeding because a cyst had ruptured. The next day I drove back to Erie and made an appointment with my doctor because something just felt SO wrong. And I was right. ...

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

May the fourth be with you all! 

It was so surreal to meet Carrie. I will never forget this day, and neither will you because I will post it every year! And Gary. What a sweet boy. When he went to the premier of The Last Jedi (because of course he did) he looked around when he heard her voice on screen and perked up when he saw her! 😭 We truly do not deserve dogs. 

Which Star Wars episode is your favorite?

An update! Tiers and Jazz Fest

Hello everyone! 

Thank you all so much for being so patient with me and this process of streamlining. After looking into everything I have some information to share. I have unlisted all of the other tiers aside from the $5 tier and the $150 tier. This means no one new will be able to subscribe to those but those of you who are subscribed don't lose access to that content yet. I am unfortunately not able to change anyone to a different tier, so if you want to move up or down you hav...

A friendly remind

Changes are coming to the tiers on May 1st! I’m consolidating to a $5 SFW tier and a $150 NSFW 18+ tier. More details on how to adjust your tier membership coming tomorrow!

Goodnight and sweet dreams 🌙 ✨ ☁️

Perspective

Standing on your head will change your perspective. In the words of Missy, "I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it."

Who doesn't love a nub?

Remember that ginger tea I was telling you about a little while ago? Well I'm doing my best attempt at a tutorial because everyone should have access to this incredibly complex process. We don't gatekeep around these parts! 🤣 Plus you'll hear a lovely tale about a nub. What more could anyone ask for?

Dannie Diesel's Dope Show

I have been working SO hard on getting this 4/20 routine put together. I'm hosting Dannie Diesel's Dope Show at Café 413 in Rincón, PR this Friday. There are only a few tickets left so if you're in Puerto Rico come check it out. Tickets are available on my website (daniellecolby.com) Maybe next time we can try to live stream the show??? 💚🍃💨

Dannie Diesel's Dope Show

I have been working SO hard on getting this 4/20 routine put together. I'm hosting Dannie Diesel's Dope Show at Café 413 in Rincón, PR this Friday. There are only a few tickets left so if you're in Puerto Rico come check it out. Tickets are available on my website (daniellecolby.com)
Here are TWO unedited rehearsal videos from my very own living room. Maybe next time we can try to live stream the show??? 💚🍃💨

2023-04-19 23:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Reformatting

Hello all you beautiful people!

I wanted to let everyone here know about some updates coming to the Patreon page soon. As of May 1st I'm going to be streamlining the tiers on my page. I wanted to give everyone ample time to make adjustments as needed, ask questions, and choose what's right for them. As it stands right now there's too much confusion about what to expect from which tier and why posts aren't available and on and on. Changing things up this way will make life a little simpl...

Road Dog Diaries, rebooooooot!

Welcome back to Road Dog Diaries!

We’ve come a long way baby!

As you may know, Oct 25 I had my hysterectomy, which came with some serious surprises and obstacles.

I’ve posted extensively on my PATREON about this harrowing journey and my rocky recovery, so if you haven’t read about it, feel free to scroll back to September. The month it all hit me and I ended up on bed rest to avoid emergency surgery. As I think back and write about it, the tears inevitably rise and th...

Full fan dancing tutorial with extra free movement fan dancing practice content.

https://vimeo.com/808509669/e350f20ede

Here’s a little gift for anyone who wants to know more about fan dancing. Normally I don’t share this content on to all my oatrons but today I felt like sharing.💗

I’ve been making little videos for my class for fan, dancing, boa, floor, work, chair, work, basic striptease, costuming, green room, etiquette, business planning, how to get the best money out o...

3 years ago, on March 25 2020

My sister, Tara came out to visit me in Puerto Rico. We were working on some fun projects, both of us trying to get our lives figured out. We had heard some rumors that there may be an island wide shut down, but none of us really understood what that would look like at all.

We went about our business, made sure to go to the beach, because when I’m stressed out, I like to spend time in the sun and surf. Right about this time, when we were taking these photographs, we got all got messag...

Chartreuse

The French word chartreuse means "charterhouse". The monasteries of the monks of the Carthusian order, of which the first one was established in 1082 by Saint Bruno, are called charter houses because they were chartered—and given generous material support—by the Duke of Burgundy, known as Philip the Bold, when he took over the area in 1378. Philip the Bold's elaborately decorated tomb was initially installed at a Carthusian charterhouse when he died in 1404. These monks started producing ...

I FEEL LIKE IM ON CRAZY PILLS

It’s so interesting to think that the last time I performed as a man in Drag I was at the Nashville Burlesque festival, in Nashville Tennessee, surrounded by friends and loved ones and insanely talented performers. These performers were performing Burlesque and Drag, and embracing creativity in whatever form it presents itself. There were so many tickets sold that we had to shut the doors, it was an incredible sold out show. People are consuming striptease, Burlesque and Drag in Tennessee. ...

Three little birds

“Hope” is the thing with feathers -

That perches in the soul -

And sings the tune without the words -

And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -

And sore must be the storm -

That could abash the little Bird

That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -

And on the strangest Sea -

Yet - never - in Extremity,

It asked a crumb - of me.

-Emily Dickinson

Think pink

In the West, pink first became fashionable in the mid-1700s, when European aristocrats -- both men and women -- wore faint, powdery variants as a symbol of luxury and class. Madame de Pompadour, the chief mistress of Louis XV, loved the color so much that, in 1757, French porcelain manufacturer Sèvres named its exquisite new shade of pink, Rose Pompadour, after her.

Pink was not then considered a "girls" color -- infants of both sexes were dressed in white. The tint was, in fact, often...

The pepper

I’ve been waiting for it to turn red. Here is yesterday vs today. The red is growing fast!

The mangroves

Such a beautiful day in the mangroves making content for you. 💗

My Favorite Burlesque Videos

- https://vimeo.com/750524485

- https://vimeo.com/745097946/d9b4fc7fe2

- https://vimeo.com/702170725/62696a2597

- https://vimeo.com/701397627/8d4a69c638

- 2023-02-22 19:43:19 +0000 UTC View Post

A Few of My Favorite Shower and Bathtub Videos

- https://vimeo.com/659467604/effc9e2c31

- https://vimeo.com/659443525/7108b30ea9

- https://vimeo.com/737166666/56c835b970

- https://vimeo.com/525592296/ea4301c320...

A Few of My Favorite Feet Videos

- https://vimeo.com/532336096/c0a0a6355f

- https://vimeo.com/530483068/d1c026d21f

- https://vimeo.com/533973684/03fe91a792

- https://vimeo.com/577199845/7826b4578a...

My Favorite Underwater Videos

I posted some of these last week but thought with the new patrons I should repost. Have a beautiful day!

- https://vimeo.com/554263210/d541abc4ec

- https://vimeo.com/554273731/7e81560ca6

- https://vimeo.com/585089386/821306afbf

- 2023-02-22 18:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post