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a mid-january photo dump :)

it's the most random assortment of photos...

we also got a head start on michelle's birthday even though it's not for a couple of weeks. what do y'all think is printed on michelle's birthday tompouce in the photo?

hopefully y'all also caught our "hot buns" video on our second channel. that was a TON of fun to film (maybe not so much afterwards) and we're so thankful that we were gifted those hot sauces. they are delicious, especially "the OG" on some breakfast tacos... yum!

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we tried the pickle chocolate bar

after filming our grocery store snack video and learning about the existence of a kesbeke pickle chocolate bar, we decided that we had to give it a try. that was a mistake.

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i scream, you scream... (vip throwback thursday)

we all scream for ice cream!

we took these right before we moved to the netherlands in austin, texas, at one of our favorite ice cream shops: jeni's splendid ice creams. the flavor was rocket pop which was an amazing frozen yogurt version of the famous rocket pop popsicles in the US (which are sort of like the rocket pop popsicles in the netherlands but with different flavors).

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i scream, you scream... (vip exclusive photos)

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can we taste the difference?

a blindfolded michelle is challenged with trying to identify the age of the same style of dutch cheese, from jong (young) to belegen to oud (old).

can she do it? or will y'all need to decide her punishment? dun dun dunnnn!

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the last few weeks...

well, we're trying to take more current photos to post here, but we haven't really done a ton of stuff over the past few weeks that was photoworthy.

of course, the scheveningen new years dive was cancelled due to high winds, so we decided to also skip the naked new years dive that we had planned on doing (we were going to return to the one at westduinpark in den haag, so not far from scheveningen), but we still got some oliebollen from our new favorite local bakery in dor...

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new years uh... dump? 2025 (vip)

since the "official" scheveningen beach new years dive was cancelled this year due to weather, we decided it was best not to attempt a naked new years dive either.

so instead, we rented our favorite private sauna and had a refreshing cold plunge there.

(to watch this video, be sure to watch on patreon dot com on your computer, smartphone, or tablet. it will not play in the patreon app.)

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we're back!

our first youtube video after the break releases today at 5pm CET.

...and another one is already in the can for next week!

plus! a sort of "new years dive" coming to patreon this weekend. not the real one, of course, since it was cancelled and the weather was miserable, but we're going to make it work! :)

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we went to antwerp :)

our first youtube video after our break was supposed to be this vlog in antwerp, but sadly, a bunch of stuff just didn't work out, and we were on a cat-related time crunch.

honestly, we've had very few total failures from a video perspective since starting our channel... i think it's 3 now, including antwerp and the king's day 2024 video we posted last week. we did a day in the life video like a year ago that was suuuuper boring. haha

the good news is that the antwerp video is act...

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we went to the den haag christmas market

and we're so glad that we did... it was delicious.

fijne kerstdagen, y'all :)

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a mini-vlog and pants update

we decided to throw out our original plan for the vlog this week and just treat ourselves.

by the way, thank you all so much for your support here on patreon, which is allowing us to take the break from youtube that we need to make sure we're taking care of pants. we miss making videos for youtube so much, but our lives have been so unpredictable lately. without y'all here on patreon, we would be 10000x more stressed out. so seriously, thank you.

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king's day 2024

yeah, we filmed a video for king's day this year, except... it sucked.

we were planning on releasing the video on our second channel, with our experience in dordrecht on king's day, but tbh, it was really, really boring. the video, not the day. i think it was a mix of the day being more chill than expected and some things just not working out.

so... i had an idea. i went to the most inexpensive video editor on fiverr that did gaming/meme videos (that had at least one review) and a...

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our favorite food hall in the netherlands

a couple of weeks ago, we visited a (relatively) new food hall in rotterdam.

it's called station bergweg, and it's in an old train station that's been decomissioned since 2006. it's kept a lot of its train station vibes, namely the old status boards for the platforms.

the food is amazing too. so we wanted to document it. last week, we went back and filmed this little video for y'all. really, we can't recommend visiting this place enough.

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instax photo dump (vip bonus photos)

plus the a photo from the photo booth at station bergweg :)

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instax photo dump :)

a random assortment of instax photos from the past few weeks.

we made a pseudo-thanksgiving meal at home, substituting turkey with a rotisserie chicken from the market, along with green bean casserole, mashed potatoes and gravy, and stove top stuffing from the expat shop, with michelle's pie for dessert!

michelle also made two rounds of cider, the first one being apple, then pear (though i think the pear cider turned out a bit too sweet... was still very tasty though).

and i...

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rub a dub dub (vip exclusive photos)

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exploring ndsm in amsterdam (and a vip video preview!)

after a crazy night at the botel, we ended up at a peep show.

(to watch this video, be sure to watch on patreon dot com on your computer, smartphone, or tablet. it will not play in the patreon app.)

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a hotel room for three (vip)

we finally stayed at the botel... in a very interestingly (ahem) themed room.

would you stay in this room? let us know in the comments :)

(to watch this video, be sure to watch on patreon dot com on your computer, smartphone, or tablet. it will not play in the patreon app.)

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some new camera diptychs

there's a recent trend of new instant cameras (i.e. polaroid and instax) being made that have actual, real glass lenses, which means that the end result can be remarkably high quality. and while these are a bit blurry, the photos are actually super crispy irl. i've gotta work on the scanning bit...

anyway... we've been mostly stuck inside for the past week. here are the results :)

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michelle bakes a pumpkin pie

it's thanksgiving time in the US and to get festive, michelle baked a pumpkin pie (with some ingredients that we had to substitute, of course).

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rub a dub dub (vip bonus throwback thursday)

michelle's in the tub.

some shots taken from a bathtub in beautiful dallas, texas.

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our first oliebol of 2024

i can't believe we're a month late to this.

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joshua tree and the drive back (throwback thursday)

for part two, it's a bit of a hodgepodge... we made a few stops on the trip back.

bombay beach (on the salton sea) - this is a sort of art community (but it also just has a lot of folks who want to live cheaply and be far from society) in a little town that used to be a beautiful, popular resort town, but some bad decisions made by the state many decades ago salinated the sea and made it pretty inhospitable to tourists (and animals and fish). it's another time capsule in the desert.

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joshua tree and the drive back (vip bonus throwback thursday)

just one bonus double exposure photo for y'all this week :)

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we played bitterballen pong

it's like beer pong, but with bitterballen! and weird sauces.

apologies about the camera re-focusing... we had to make a last minute adjustment to fit the cups in the video and i didn't realize that was going to confuse the camera so much. i will report the issue to management.

(to watch this video, be sure to watch on patreon dot com on your computer, smartphone, or tablet. it will not play in the patreon app.)

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what should we make next week?

we're going to make another cooking video either next week or the week after and we're not sure what we should make. so we thought we'd ask y'all :)

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we tried the stroopwafel sandwich at mcdonald's

we weren't going to make a patreon video out of this, just a reel for instagram, but i feel like we had to document this abomination... or rather, this adventurous creation from mcdonald's.

would you try it? well, if you would, you only have until the end of the month, or while supplies last, because they didn't admit to it, but i'm 99% sure they're just using leftover mcflurry ingredients.

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charco del palo (vip exclusive photos)

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michelle makes vegetarian vlamtostis (vip)

vegetarian vlammetjes? terrible. vlamtostis? not quite right. but vlammetjes are SO GOOD. it's one of our most guilty pleasures here in the netherlands. so in this video, we set out to recreate the vlamtosti, with vegetarian filling, to create something that we don't feel quite as guilty about eating.

oh, and michelle made them in that see-through dress she bought in last week's video...

(to watch this video, be sure to watch on patreon dot com on your computer, smartph...

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where we've been (and what's coming up)

if you follow us on instagram, you know that at the start of october, we unexpectedly lost our 15 year old cat, sashimi. a vet visit we thought was no big deal quickly turned into something much more serious. after a few days in the hospital and then at home, things kept getting worse, and we lost her.

what you don’t know is that right after sashimi died, our 9-year-old cat, pants, also started showing signs of being sick. at first, it didn’t seem too worrying, but a couple o...

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