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Out-Of-Placers #99

99 is a pretty significant number but since I restarted the number after the prologue section, the comic's actually up to 120-something or something like that, something!


 Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!

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Sketch votin' a vote sketch

That's right, it's that time again! Let me know what kinda things are rattling around your headbrains in the comments below, and -like- an existing idea to vote for it.

LET'S DO THIS YEAHHHHHH

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Out-Of-Placers #98

Baldness can strike fear in any man's heart, and lead a man to seek out desperate solutions. Such as believing an insect-seller's claim that letting a certain type of mite lay their eggs in your scalp will stimulate hair growth.

Now he's just got a bald streak down the center of his head and thus he potentially has a claim for untruthful selling practices, but that insect guy's already moved on and is probably hundreds of miles away by now so whadda ya gonna do.


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Out-Of-Placers #97

 Pictured: the single individual for whom the day's events have gone pretty well


 Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page.

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 26: The Treehuggening

For what mortal man can compare to the height and sturdiness of a mighty oak, or bear their lover fruit, or make a nice chair if you run 'em through a sawmill


Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!  

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Out-Of-Placers #96

Historical documentary for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E



 Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page.

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Sketch vote time!

Here we are again, about to make a life-changing decision. What will I sketch for you wonderful people whose contributions keep me fed and housed? As ever, leave your ideas as replies to this post, and -like- an existing idea to vote for it.


Go do it!

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terrible

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Out-Of-Placers #95

Kids.


EDIT:  Missed a couple bits in the first upload! Specifically, Mustard-Eyes in panel 9, and Brakka in panel 11.  

And thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!  

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Vote sketch: Younglet Vizlet

Vizlet as a younglet! Her hair's been growing out through her baby fuzz for a couple weeks in the back, and it's starting to poke through in the front now.

She'll look like a middle-aged balding man attempting a futile combover for a bit longer before she has a full head of hair.

ALSO! This is the last of the paid non-comic posts, to count as the first of the next two pages (which I'm posting together as a single page because it just works SO MUCH BETTER BELIEVE YOU ME)

So ...

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Vote sketch: Kobold Mine

Seriously, what kinda adventurer doesn't bring a kobold mine detector on a dungeon run, geez

Gonna be yappin' about that for a while


(This one's posted as a paid post in place of the LAM this month I forgot to charge, as per the last info post)

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Bigpage incoming + Moneystuff

So! Couple quick things I wanna share with you fine folks.

First, the next page of OOPs is a pretty important one, a scene that's been planned since the beginning; and while I've had a few years to work out the composition, I just haven't been able to find a good way to break it up into two standard pages, so I've decided against splitting the sequence up into two, and post the page as the full two-page-length post that it was originally intended to be.

I'm preeeetty sure that onc...

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 25: CurseTestening

Seriously, a big part of the Elder Scrolls games is figuring out how to exploit obscure parts of the game mechanics in your favor



Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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MORE SKETCHY VOTINS'

Well I was just about to start on the previous vote sketch and I realized I hadn't put up the vote for the next one/s! 

So how about it

WHATCHA WANT ME TO DRAW AT YA, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE
(Leave ideas as a comment, -like- an existing one to vote for it)

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The Out-Of-Placers #94

Every day is an adventure for that guy



Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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The Out-Of-Placers #93

The Ivenmoth Redcloak is purposely designed to be stiff and worn somewhat loose, for various reasons. Perhaps the biggest reason is because this allows its wearers to conceal their weapons and armor underneath.

Not every recruit is given a full set of protective plate or chainmail, especially since low-level recruits sometimes join up for a few days' worth of food and shelter before taking off in the night with whatever equipment they've been given.

It also allows the higher-ranke...

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The Out-Of-Placers #92

Ergo, public streets are the height of sensuality
 


Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!  

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March sketch vote #1

Okay! Finally caught up on a buncha Life Stuff and have been hitting my goal of 4 comics per month pretty regularly, so I think it's time to get the sketch/pic votes going again!

So as usual, write your idea as a comment below, or -like- an existing one to vote for it! (You can vote for more than one)

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Full Pic Vote: Malcolm and Balgair get wasted

Malcolm and Balgair pop open some bottles of liquor that were probably glamour'd up by some bored fae or something because this clearly isn't what a regular bottle of scotch will do to ya.

Malcolm is the protagonist of the super amazing Changeling Tale, a high-quality transformation-themed visual novel spearheaded by Little Napoleon and Watsup, among others! It really goes into great depth regarding the...

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The Out-Of-Placers #91

It's like a magic trick!


Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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The Out-Of-Placers #90

When you go into a dungeon full of goblins to get a princess out

But it turns out Goblin Guard #284 was the princess' best friend 4 ever

(That's the one you got a critical hit on with your 2-handed warhammer and is now covering most of floor 7's walls)

 

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 24: The Buttsqueezening

 DELPHINE SPRINGS INTO ACTION


DELPHINE FALLS INTO ACTION



Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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The Out-of-Placers #89

Lopin isn't good for them.



 Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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The Out-of-Placers #88

It's a kid with a stick 

What else is it gonna do


 

  Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page!

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The Out-of-Placers #87

The exiles from an enclave don't necessarily put much distance between themselves and their old homes; they are just marked as unwelcome, and undeserving of any protection or assistance from the rest of the population.

These ones tend to be those that cause problems for the human population, so the previous Matriarch let the human population know that there wouldn't be any hurt feelings if they decided to do something about these troublemakers.

There are believed to be at...

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The Out-Of-Placers #86

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! !! : D



 
Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page

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Merry Thanks Year!

I've been looking around my apartment lately, standing and silently contemplating that I'm able to live here, keep my fridge stocked and not worry (overly much) about how I'm going to pay the bills, entirely because a portion of the people who read my comics felt it was worth supporting with a few dollars of their hard-earned cash.

I think about that a lot, and find myself appreciating all of you more and more each time. You've all given me the chance to do this full-time, and I feel it...

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The Out-Of-Placers #85 (Repost)

Pictured above: a massive, nearly-brainless cargo behemoth, known to various local peoples as kargurhevd, hauler-crabs, osseous rex, and most often "those big slow things that drop a million stinking eggs every couple months."

Their forward crawl is only slightly faster than a human's brisk walking pace, but they continue moving forward as they sleep, require relatively little daily nutrition for their size, and contain a great many (mostly) sterile water-bladders, which ex...

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A Most Lusty Argonian Patreon Proposition

So! When I started by doodling a couple idea-sketch pages of this weird little concept, I had a good number of ideas about where it could go (if I ever did become more than just a page or two of little sketchy things but of course that'll never happen, come on), but I didn't exactly have a highly detailed roadmap for where it might go before the end.

Well, in the time that Lusty Argonian Maid'd went from a couple sketches to an occasional comic page to a Patreon-funded...

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 23: The Villager-Enscratchening

It's a mystery why there's a bard's college at all when all the bards in the land only know enough songs that could be taught in an afternoon

Where's the tuition even coming from


And of course thanks to Raptie for the colors/shades once again!

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