Welcome to blog 40, and episode #11 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter K.
Immediately I thought of a Kraft Cheese Single. Do they have these in places other than Australia?

2023-06-28 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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2023-06-28 03:47:33 +0000 UTC
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We think when tensions are high ... we might need a code word!
TELL US YOUR SUGGESTIONS
Sometimes I (Ryan) get *a tad* grumpy and DO NOT NEED people asking me about being grumpy and instead just need a little quiet time.
Toni says, "sometimes I get emotional and need a *moment* to cry, poo, have a menty b"
So, legends, what should our codeword be?
2023-06-27 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Pre Sale tickets to see Taylor Swift in Melbourne go on sale June 28th at 2:00pm and we'll be going live from 1:45pm Melbourne time and hopefully it's not as chaotic as when we tried to get BLINK 182 tickets.
We'll also be happy to answer any general questions, live stream questions or anything else you want to throw at us.

2023-06-27 04:34:41 +0000 UTC
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Do you want to be patched through to Toni and Ryan during their exclusive marathon livestream? Enter your details on the google form and you just might be live with the guys! <3 x o x o
2023-06-26 02:17:44 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 39, and episode #10 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter J.
I mean aren’t we just all here looking for jokes? Is life the search for the ultimate joke? Or.. the ultimate job? Or that search for joy?
Luckily for me the search for the ultimate job is me telling the ultimate joke and brings me ...
2023-06-21 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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2023-06-17 21:53:02 +0000 UTC
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What makes you cry everytime … that probaby shouldn’t? I swear Toni was crying before we even pressed play! - Ryan
2023-06-15 11:16:26 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 38, and episode #9 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter I. (i)
Instantly my mind has gone to ICE. Because I have a brand new fridge (which you can see IN REAL TIME on my fridge tour that went for a whole hour last week lol) and because we’re just in a rental and did not buy our ‘forever fridge...
2023-06-14 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We're watching MURDER MYSTERY this Sunday at 8am Melbourne time. About 15min prior we'll send the link and please NO TROLLING this time.
2023-06-14 03:28:31 +0000 UTC
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Toni Still, Still Calling Australia Home
2023-06-09 02:34:46 +0000 UTC
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Impromptu livestream that has NOT been approved by anyone else on the team!!!!! HEHEHEHE
2023-06-08 00:59:22 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 37, and episode #8 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter H.
I mean immediately my head goes to HOLLLLLYYYYYWOOOOOOOOD (even though I’ve never been…) but I don’t feel like I really have anything to say about that except for the fact I haven’t been.
I just typed ‘random word starting wi...
2023-06-07 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I noticed this while we were setting up the studio hahahahahahhahahahahah and it was very odd so I wanted to share xoxo Toni
2023-06-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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- Ryan

2023-05-31 07:08:10 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 36, and episode #7 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter G.
Geeeeee.. G G G.
Gibberish?
I mean.. This blog is pretty much just gibberish isn’t it 😂 Does that count as this weeks letter being covered? Hehe just kidding
Giraffe! I love how giraffes have that long tongue! Have you...
2023-05-31 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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We're on answering all of your questions on our SCAH video!!! Love ya!!!
2023-05-27 22:57:31 +0000 UTC
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2023-05-27 22:15:27 +0000 UTC
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Ok so at 8am this Sunday (28th) we're realising the video.
At 9am this Sunday we're live streaming for Champion TARPers answering questions about Toni's dream coming true, how Ryan bullshitted Sydney Opera Security to allow filming to happen and answering any questions you have about anything.
2023-05-24 21:12:15 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 35, and episode #6 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter F.
Flowers! Frangipanis!
I’m not sure why flowers have come into my head but I have a theory. As I’ve mentioned before on the podcast I LOVE playing Animal Crossing on my Switch, but I only ever do it when I’m on holidays. Over the ...
2023-05-24 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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According to our Spotify data, the most listened to artists by TARPers are …
1. Taylor Swift
2. Ed Sheeran
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Harry Styles
5. Rhianna
Ally guessed the first 3 first …
Courtney Loves Cox was second
2023-05-24 01:31:24 +0000 UTC
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE ON NOW! Movie starting in 11 mins! ❤️ Toni xxx
2023-05-20 07:49:42 +0000 UTC
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We will see you 6pm Saturday May 20 MELBOURNE TIME! For some scooby doo fun, here’s the vid again for teleparty instructions, keep an eye peeled for the Teleparty link on Patreon just before it’s time to watch!
2023-05-19 06:22:12 +0000 UTC
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Make sure you're logged into the Netflix account you use, google search Teleparty and head from there, it's fairly straight forward, and there's a cool chat box we can chinwag in whilst the movie's on!
You'll be able to find the Teleparty link on Patreon when it's go time! :)
2023-05-18 10:49:11 +0000 UTC
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HELLO CHAMPION TARPers! On Saturday we'll be having a watchalong of SCOOBY DOO! We'll be using "Teleparty" and streaming through Netflix. We need your help to choose a time!
Please let us know your preference in the comments:
10AM MELBOURNE TIME
2PM MELBOURNE TIME
6PM MELBOURNE TIME
In order to join you'll need access to a Netflix account and also a Chrome style/Microsoft edge style browser. Check out the quick explainer video attached from Producer Cam for a quick run-...
2023-05-18 10:27:22 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 34, and episode #3 of A,Blog,C’s!
Today we’re working with the letter E.
Eggs?! Eggs.
I fucking LOVE eggs. I absolutely adore eggs. At the moment I’m very obsessed with this egg tortilla thing I found on TikTok and I have it for lunch everyday. This is the video I’ve sent to all of my friends to be like ‘HAVE THIS FOR LUNCH TODAY IT’S SO GOOD!!’
I’ve also sent it to my PT Matty and he st...
2023-05-17 05:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Ryan here and yes, serending is a word.
So in the back end ;) of Spotify it has this "TOP ARTISTS YOU AUDIENCE LISTENS TO" info ... First person to guess and name the top THREE musical artists IN ORDER will get a video of Cam serenading you with a personal song.
Everyone will get to see the song.
We'll post it here.
Also Cam doesn't know about this yet.
Get cracking in the comments section.
2023-05-16 06:53:59 +0000 UTC
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It's mothers day in Australia so here's a little throwback.
2023-05-14 05:08:30 +0000 UTC
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Ryan saying 'yeah I know you thought that.' at 1.54 is keeping me alive hahahhahaha please enjoy this xoxo Toni
(sorry for the reupload the video freaked out!!!)
2023-05-11 01:15:46 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to blog 33, and episode #3 of A,Blog,C’s!
Today we’re working with the letter D.
The first two words I thought of were Denim and Decanter. I’m not really sure why as I sit here with a cup of tea wearing winter pyjamas. Sooo…. No denim and no wine.
I think denim does make sense, as we all know I LOVE a denim jacket. I think I might be moving beyond the denim jacket at the moment. It’s so COLD in Melbourne ri...
2023-05-10 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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