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14.8 - The Last Dance

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"Why would I think abou

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14.7 - End to End

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Football glossary: End-to-end football. A period in a game characterised by high levels of chance creation at alternating ends of the pitch. 'It's like watching basketball!' A reminder that an end is one side of the stadium. Famous footballing ends include the Stretford End (Manchester United), the Gallowgate End (Newcastle), and the bellend (Luis Suarez).

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End To End Football is a website dedicated to the football stadiums of the United Kingdom a...

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14.6 - FOMO

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@banterbets: BREAKING! UEFA

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14.5 - Squad of War

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Friday, July 31

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14.4 - To Shreds, You Say?

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Chesterness Series 3: The

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14.3 - The Jaws of Victory

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Sporting glossary: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Somehow conspiring to fail when everything seemed to be going well.

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Thursday, July 9

UEFA Conference League Qualifiers Match 1 of ?: Progres Niederkorn versus College 1975

A day of firsts started with my first ever flight on a chartered plane. Mateo had decided that the extra expense was worth it and it was hard to argue. It woul...

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14.2 - The Maxnificent Seven

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Saturday, July 4, 2026

I crashed into the saloon; everyone turned to look at me. The pianist stopped playing, the barman thought to himself, 'here's trouble.' No-one went for their shooter - good. No need for bloodshed today.

I spat on the wooden floor and moseyed on over to a table at the back.

"Howdy, pardners," I said.

"Hi, Max, how you doing?" said Rachel, wife of Mateo. "You look well!"

I chewed on my tobacco and spat anoth...

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14.1 - Emily in Canada

Player Manager 14

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[Patreon-only Bonus] Book 13 Epilogue to the Epilogue

[T2 readers reading this on March 3 2025 - no chapter this Friday!]

Hey! Got you a present.

It's multimedia so I can't drop it on Patreon itself.

Make sure your volume is ON and click the play icons to summon the videos if you see blank spaces where a video would go.

https://ted-steel.com/bonus13/

Enjoy!

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If you missed the previous bonus, it came after book 7 (af...

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13.16 - Epilogue

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Mid May, 2026

Emma drove us to south Manchester while I chose the tunes. The first few songs were upbeat bangers that gave a sense of propulsion and fun. Holiday Road and Happy into Highway Star. I planned a controlled descent from there to The Stone Roses, but ended up letting The Black Keys play.

I closed my eyes and reflected.

My 2025-2026 season was over. Had it ...

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13.15 - The End of the Road

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Boys 2 Men

by

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Chapter Tuesday

Hey, sorry for this but it's 3 am and I'm only about 70% of the way through the next chapter. Let's pop it back a day so I can do it properly.

I know this has been happening a lot recently but I got the idea for the concept fairly late. The idea is an absolute banger. Just incredibly satisfying, to me at least. Whether I can do it justice is another question but I'd like a bit of time to cook on this particular one.

Tuesday morning without fail!

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13.14 - Application Forum

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Monday, April 20

Transcript of the Chester Fans Trust End of Season Special Meeting

On stage: Boggy (Seals Live host and lifelong Chester fan); Max Best (Director of Football, player, brat.)


Boggy: Okay, ready to start. Max, we're on video and we have to assume children are watching.

Max: Go to bed you little shits.

[Audience: laughter.]

Boggy: Max, please.

Max: No, you're right. Which camera i...

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13.13 - Easter Eggs

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Thursday, April 2

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Chapter Tomorrow

Hi all,

Over the weekend I had to finish the proofs of book 6 for the publishers, plus I'm generally just a fraction behind and out of sync at the mo. I will have a good draft ready by tonight but then I want to get cheeky and add a few more [chapter titles] in.

You'll understand what I mean pretty quickly. Don't expect a mammoth chapter but sometimes small ones are more juicy.

Hasta manana!

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13.12 - Sing When You're Winning

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Welcome to Wrexham is a good show. Some 'proper football men' don't like what they call the Disneyfication of the sport: chopping it into bits and rearranging it to make it palatable to a wider audience, setting it to sappy music, cutting to shots of Ryan Reynolds looking sad and empathetic.

My take was that viewers would come for the fun underdog story, stay for the characters, and a year later find themselves yelling at full backs to 'hit the fucking channels'.<...

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13.11 - St. Well In's Day

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Saturday, March 28

 

Red Army Discord: Always Bet on Best

ButteryCrumpets

All right, lads. Pay attention. Absolutely massive game for Chester today and it looks pretty chaotic in the betting markets. No bugger seems to be able to make head nor tail of it.

On the one hand you've got Chester, third in the table, flying, scoring goals for fun.

You've got Colchester down near the bottom, fighting for t...

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13.10 - The Country Club

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NETHERLANDS

"Footbal

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13.9 - 80th Best

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The Eightieth Best Manager in England

By Bethany Alban

Reprinted with kind permission of Lionised magazine, the only women's football magazine dedicated to long-form content and in-depth tactical analysis.

 

Max Best is the 80th best manager in England.

It's a Tuesday night and the star of the Chesterness documentary is on the touchline at Portman Road, home of Ipswich Town. The Tractor Boys are in ...

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13.8 - E = md²

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Sunday, March 1

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13.7 - Always Bet on Best

Sports glossary: Bunny. An opponent you always

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13.6 - Transfer Deadline Dan

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Saturday, January 31 - T

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13.5 - Manchester United 2 Chester 1

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In the week leading up to C

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Next Chapter: Monday

Hi all,

Hate to do this but has to be done!

Because I went nuts on the last chapter (and then the Discord pointed out a big dumb mistake I spent Tuesday morning fixing...!) plus a bit of low-level sickness, some simply insane road resurfacing outside (it's December! Is it just me or is that bonkers? Also they keep finding burst pipes and have to dig up what they just put back. If they're doing it because they're paid by the day, hats off, seriously) - and blah blah blah.

But...

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13.4 - Here Kitty, Kitty

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Football glossary: Transfer

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13.3 - 5D Chess

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Sunday, January 4

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13.2 - Imagine Dragons

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Excerpts from a Discord

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13.1 - The Cam Before the Storm

Player Manager 13

Unluckily for some, M

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12.13 - Epilogue: William the Conkerer

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Monday, December 15

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12.12 - Acta Non Verba

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Wednesday, December 10

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