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An autistic woman who constantly says sorry has increased her efficiency by apologising in advance for whatever it is she’s probably going to do next, sources have claimed.
Lottie Fitzgerald, 26, is reportedly likely to piss you off at some point, and so may as well self-flagellate beforehand, while she’s enjoying her brief morning burst of en...
2025-04-22 10:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostThank you all so much for supporting The Daily Tism News! Episode 2 is now available to view in full on YouTube, so please do hop over there and give it some love. Comments, likes and shares help us to get noticed, which is all any of us wants (apart from when we don't want to be perceived at all)!
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2025-04-21 11:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been left unable to recognise a friend after she had a very minor haircut, it has been reported.
Emma Bernard, 29, reportedly “totally blanked” Miya Wilkes, 31, after Wilkes got some blonde highlights and some subtle layers, with Bernard having failed to recognise her as the same human being she’d only seen one we...
2025-04-18 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman is wondering which precise crime she’d have to commit to end up under house arrest, it has been rumoured.
Miya Wilkes, 34, who is equally terrified of prison and the outside world respectively, has been mooting the exact level of criminal activity that will result in her getting to chill on the sofa with an ankle bracelet...
2025-04-15 10:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all!
A massive thank you to everyone for all your incredible support. As we approach one year of The Daily Tism, we’re just blown away by the community that’s being created here and so grateful that you’ve been our earliest and fiercest champions and support. We literally couldn’t do what we do without you and still afford things like Pot Noodles.
Thanks in no small part to all of you, the second episode of the sketch show comes out on Monday 21st April - and $10 subs...
2025-04-11 16:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been caught using a private browser to look at “embarrassingly revealing” photos of log cabins, it has been rumoured.
Avery Mann, 34, reportedly has regular filthy fantasies about jacking it all in and running away to live alone in the woods, a habit that was exposed after she accidentally used her regular browser t...
2025-04-11 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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If you’re like most people, the draw of exciting new climates, adventures and an escape from the routine of your daily life is impossible to resist. But you’re not like most people, are you? No. You’re not.
But just because you have no desire to live it doesn’t mean you can’t dream it! Here are three destinations to pretend you’l...
2025-04-08 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Friends, Romans, countrymen! Our next Patreon live is a big one! We’ll be celebrating ONE WHOLE YEAR of The Daily Tism! We’ll be celebrating on Sunday, 20th April, 2025 at 6pm UK time (I’m not even trying with the acronyms anymore - I have proved myself useless).
Yes, put on your wackiest and most wonderful party outfit (PJs totally count) and join us to celebrate our first birthday with a...
2025-04-07 10:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman reflecting fondly on the good times she had with her ex is about to make a very bad decision, it has been rumoured.
Alma Montague, 29, is reportedly composing an “I miss you” message to ex-boyfriend Dexter Livingstone, 33, a man with whom she cut contact after he forgot her birthday, hit on three of her friends and, in the mi...
2025-04-04 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has reportedly taken a brave stand against the tyranny of her school friends’ WhatsApp group chat by muting and archiving it, putting her phone in a drawer and possibly moving to Switzerland, she hasn’t decided yet.
According to sources, Krista Shure, 30, had intended to make a statement by leaving the group altogether, but ...
2025-04-01 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has reportedly been left confused after being unable to gain employment based on what everyone has always told her “should” be easy for her.
Despite what she “ought” to be capable of, Kelsey Dacey, 30, has inexplicably found this line of reasoning to be ineffective during the application process and, in rare cases, ...
2025-03-28 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
An autistic woman facing social consequences for blurting out the thing everyone else was thinking but not saying has announced that it was “totally worth it”.
Sabeen Bhatt, 29, who found herself frozen out of a Sunday brunch date with the girls after failing to politely nod along with 29-year-old Emma Bernard’s terrible life decisions, has explained that she’d “do it again”.
Bhatt said: “Emma was agonising over whether to start an affair with her married next-...
2025-03-25 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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A neurotypical woman who fully agrees with all your complaints about neurotypical society is reportedly unaware that she’s the problem.
Olivia Buckingham, 35, whose social media bio reads “autism aunt and ally”, supports people with autism, really feels for them having to deal with their condition - and thinks you’re SO brave.
Buckin...
2025-03-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has come under fire for being a leading expert in her field, it has been reported.
Music historian Becky Armitage, 45, who has published three critically acclaimed books on music from the 1950s to the 1980s, reportedly goes around making others feel inadequate by having an encyclopaedic knowledge of her topic.
Robert Noot,...
2025-03-18 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man has thoroughly rebuffed the allegation that his speech is excessively verbose to the point of being impossible to parse.
In a statement released today, Dexter Livingstone, 32, admitted to his eloquence but disputed the claim by Paige Thomas, 19, that his use of long words made it difficult to understand him.
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A chronically ill autistic woman has endeared herself to yet another specialist, according to the letter sent to her GP.
Emma Bernard, 37, who seemingly has every comorbidity in existence, has seen a multitude of specialists in a bid to find answers - but despite finding no relief for her constant pain has reportedly discovered that she is, in fac...
2025-03-11 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostExciting news! Our next Patreon live Zoom hangout will be held on Sunday 23rd March at 6pm GMT!
This time, Elsa and I will be talking about depictions of autism on screen, coded or otherwise - the good, the bad and the very, very, very bad.
As always, come as you are - cameras on or off, participate as much or as little as you feel comfortable and bring your cosiest PJs and favourite / least favourite autistic characters to discuss!
We’ll send the link via DM to all paid...
2025-03-11 10:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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A trivial social error has been greatly exacerbated by an autistic person’s unnecessary apology for it, sources have claimed.
The needless contrition reportedly comes after Kit McGodden, 27, referred to best friend Miya Wilkes, 26, as their “favourite” in front of two other close friends, Eddie Albington, 29, and Becky Armitage, 28.
M...
2025-03-07 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic person who saw the dim outline of a giant conversational iceberg in plenty of time nonetheless ordered their brain crew to shovel more coal into the engines, survivors have reported.
Jay Chester, 28, who intellectually knows which murky, hazardous social waters to avoid, reportedly decided that they were going to inevitably crash and s...
2025-03-04 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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A diligent, hardworking and competent autistic woman has been punished by being left to do her own job, plus everyone else’s, it has been confirmed.
Ellie Mulligan, 34, who would rather drive herself into burnout than miss a self-imposed deadline, has now found herself running five separate departments in her role at a mobile network company, wh...
2025-02-28 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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A team of autistic scientists have embarked upon a secret mission to travel back in time to assassinate the baby Big Light, it has been rumoured.
In a statement released today, the anonymous collective explained that the Big Light in its current form was “simply too powerful to be murdered.”
“There is currently at least one Big Light ...
2025-02-25 11:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic polyamorous woman has defied stereotypes by barely mentioning either of those characteristics to everyone she encounters, it has been rumoured.
Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.
Maw commented: ...
2025-02-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic person is ruining their own life by refusing to be simple, straightforward and predictable, sources have disclosed.
Jay Chester, 35, reportedly insists on being a highly complex labyrinth of thoughts, preferences and emotions, despite it clearly being much easier to just not be.
Chester’s partner, Eli Port, 38, said: “Jay i...
2025-02-18 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man has been dumped by his girlfriend after he neglected to buy her a red rectangle of cardboard on February 14th, it has been announced.
Dexter Livingstone, 26, who also failed to obtain a massacre of dead plants wrapped in cellophane, or a piece of polyester-stuffed fabric in the shape of a bear holding a human vital organ, spoke ou...
2025-02-15 09:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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A workplace that describes itself as “autism friendly” is giving its autistic employees the willies due to being eerily pleasant, reports have indicated.
The anonymous workplace, a London-based recruitment company, reportedly welcomes neurodivergent employees - in much the same way Jim Jones welcomed newcomers to Jonestown.
...
2025-02-14 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man who finally unmasked with his girlfriend has revealed that he doesn’t really understand what masking is and also he’s kind of a dick, actually.
Dexter Livingstone, 42, reportedly feels so comfortable with girlfriend Emma Bernard, 38, that in the name of disability liberation, he no longer needs to make even a cursory effo...
2025-02-11 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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A pair of new autistic friends have booked annual leave in order to fill each other in on every single detail of their entire lives so far, sources have said.
Emma Bernard, 30 and Olivia Buckingham, 34, are said to have instantly clicked - and therefore urgently need to debrief on all the important details of their existence - or simply, al...
2025-02-07 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Gang! We’re very excited to announce that our next Daily Tism Live will be a live recording of our brand new podcast, Autistic Women Oversharing - the podcast that never should have left the group chat! We’re recording on Sunday 16th Feb at 6pm GMT.
Join the Daily Tism writers room, Sara, Elsa and Sarah, as this episode we deep dive into the signs that, in retrospect, should have been a bit of a clue that we were autistic.
The virtual live recording is watch only but you can ...
2025-02-06 12:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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An AuDHD man who was sent to the supermarket with a comprehensive shopping list has returned with a record three of the requested items plus a bunch of exciting surprises, it has been rumoured.
Aidan Michaels, 38, was asked by wife Paige Thomas, 37, to pick up a few bits - and in his defence, he did do that.
Michaels explained: “I di...
2025-02-04 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman who committed a grievous overshare now faces a nerve-wracking wait while a jury of her peers deliberate over her fate, sources have revealed.
Olivia Buckingham, 35, was enjoying casual banter with new friends Becky Armitage, 29, and Emma Bernard, 31, when she was overcome with the compulsive urge to divulge criminally disg...
2025-01-31 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post