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Quarantine Mini - Sir Beelzebub

You'll have to click.

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Quarantine Mini - Bridget Improv Game GONE WRONG

The title says it all.

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Quarantine Mini - CONOR HATES THE MARX BROS.

But, hey, more Bennett Cerf!

{I briefly posted a version that included our sync claps. If you were able to download it, it's now worth as much as a Beatles' "Butcher" album.}

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Collaborative Book Writing Assignment!

(This is the email that we just sent out to everyone who expressed interest in our collaborative writing project. It is too late to get involved now. Just posting it here for sake of redundancy and discussion!) 

It’s finally time to write a book! With a little help from our friend Kevin Murphy, we’ve written four “chapters” of what will hopefully become only a moderately incoherent novel. Now we just need 184 of you folks to help ...

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Quarantine Mini - Jokes

We got a million of 'em!

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Quarantine Mini: Meet the Author #2 - Harmony Craftlove

Mike is joined by cartoonist Bob Fingerman to interview another one of his portrait subject matters, Brooklyn resident and former celebrity child bride Harmony Craftlove. 

Audio version can be downloaded here:  http://372pages.com/episodes/meettheauthor02.mp3 

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Quarantine Mini - Richard Terry ... is discussed

Mike recommends a new time-waster and sets up an epic future Quarantine Mini Challenge!

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Quarantine Mini - Cappadonna Edition

Talking about Bobby Digital in Episode 72 had me thinking about the Wu, and since Mike has taken the opportunity to discuss some of his favorite music with you all, I thought I would too. Here is a chance to listen to and appreciate Cappadonn's legendary verse from 1996's "Winter Warz".

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Quarantine Mini - Bridget Edition

Bridget joins the QM-verse to discuss her love of George Crumb.

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Episode 73 - Enter Halite

This episode begins with the introduction of possibly the greatest character in the history of the podcast (apologies to Bleriana, Jack Star, and the Robot Pimp) Greg Hale. He enters like a bull, in all his ogling, olive oil swigging, convicted murderer glory.

From there we'll move on to international intrigue, tired stereotypes, Idiot Switch theories, mediocre escort salesmen, and deceptive cities. And speaking of Deceptive, there's this week's Real or Fanfic!

For next week, read...

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Quarantine Mini 27 - Admit, You Now Love RVW!

Be still my lad and sleep!

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Quarantine Mini 26 - RVW, AEH & EAS!

Speaks for itself.


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Quarantine Mini - Bob Fingerman Edition

Celebrated artist Bob Fingerman drops in to help Conor interview one of his subjects: an obscure writer named Gary Kraplow.

http://bobfingerman.com/


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Quarantine Mini 24 - Challenge Completed

Conor and Mike reveal their TikTok creations. Both auteurs stand behind their creations.

Conor's:  https://vm.tiktok.com/nT2884/ 

Mike's:  https://vm.tiktok.com/nTauHR/ 


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Quarantine Mini 23 - Dvořák. Not the typist!

Conor's hosting his trivia, so Mike indulges his worst instincts.

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Quarantine Mini 22 - Tick Tock Mister Wick

Conor throws down the gauntlet. Mike picks it up and slaps him Bugs Bunny style.

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Ep 72 - Bobby Digital in Stereo

Man, so much to talk about and so so much is talked about!!*

Highlights: A withered naked old woman struggles with a bedpan. The smell of urine is in the air. Are the two things connected? You'll have to listen to find out.

All of our heroes (or are they heroes [SFX tension sting]?) chuckle a lot. Like, vastly more than even that friend-of-a-friend you insist your spouse never invite to lunch again because they chuckle too much and it creeps you out.

The de...

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Quarantine Mini 21 - Conor, Cupcakes and Failure

Mike's machine learning along with his experience of TRNSLTR and his time at home as a known loser makes him quite a match for Conor's knowledge of Hallmark titles!

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Quarantine Mini 20 - Would You Believe...?

Conor and Mike have both gone barking mad of course but Mike is now actually howling at the moon.

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Quarantine Mini 19 - You Got Yourself a Stew

Conor's late grandfather gives us a reason to go on.

BONUS - Mike's power went out in the middle of this and Conor raged into the void for a while, we tacked that on the end as an optional bonus.

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Quarantine Mini 18 - Unplayable

How do the names Charles-Valentin Alkan and Marc-André Hamelin strike you? As being thirty-three percent too long and having unnecessary dashes? You're right! But let Mike explain why even though they're french they might warrant your attention.

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Quarantine Mini 17 - Mike Finally Delivers on the Threat

Proper or not, it's Hammer time.

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Quarantine Mini 16 - Hammerkong

We're basically tapping spoons against the cell walls at this point.

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Ep 71 - If "Bizarre Foods" Went Horny

A straightforward Dan Brown thriller, if by straightforward you mean vastly underpaid Georgetown professors sticking their heads into drinking fountains and forcing their strange dietary habits on unwitting squash partners.

We also hear from some experts on language and cryptography (and general human behavior, for that matter) about the many many things Mr. Brown gets extremely wrong.

We have Dumb Sentence of the Week, we Steal People's Mail, Mike is challenged in Real or Fanfic,...

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Quarantine Mini 15 - Evening ALF Edition

Conor's shocking admission about the doll that stares back at him every time he opens his underwear drawer!

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Quarantine Mini 14 - Celebrity Edition

Guess the kind of star power that Conor can summon!

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Quarantine Mini 13 - A Solo Story

I refuse to preview in print the content of this mini because I am certain you will not click on it. 

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Quarantine Mini 12 - Space Madness

Rush promises fulfilled. (Which could be a saucy tale about Sororities but sadly is a story about the band Rush.)

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Quarantine Mini 11 - Mike Goes Mad

He's clearly sending notes up the kite string now.

But! He teases an upcoming story about the band Rush! And... sadly there's a Hallmark quiz -- BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE, swears the clearly insane man!

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Quarantine Mini 10 - Sand-free Clam Edition

Yeah, it goes about as well as you'd expect the tenth of these to go.

EDIT: Ignore the file title, Conor is here for this.

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