Hi Patron~
Feeling fine I hope!
On one hand, this is not my season by a long shot. The heat is oppressive, and somehow I find myself eating and eating and drinking and drinking. So much input from the external forces. And my internal forces are exhausted from the weather and I just let myself go with it.
Yet, on the other hand, this is a season I still adore because of how much I actually do. Been busy on the weekends, its been carnivals and events and light travel...
2025-07-28 23:45:00 +0000 UTC
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Greetings my Dear Patron,
How is the week going for you?
I find myself out in the sun more than I imagine, and god if it doesn't just drain me completely. I will be lazing around on the sofa around eight or nine and then this wave of exhaustion just hits me. I make sure to go to be nice and early for some quality beauty sleep, but can't resist an evening or two during the week of binging shows. (I just finished the first half of Sandman's S2 on Netflix. I adore...
2025-07-24 05:15:50 +0000 UTC
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Hi my dear Patron~
Another weekend, another whirlwind. How are you faring?
We have had some super hot ones here and while visiting a farm (the ice cream was off the charts) I found myself scampering from patch of shade to patch of shade. No sun hats or personal fans or ice spray or frozen neck rings could stave off the instantaneous destruction of my comfort and semblance of an acceptable public appearance. Mostly I pretended to look around the air-conditioned gift shop b...
2025-07-22 00:30:40 +0000 UTC
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Greetings my dear Patron~
I am fully alive again. But, I must inform you, I will be repeating my same mistakes again, yes, for a third week in a row. Woe is me on one hand, and woah yeah is me on the other. 'Tis the season. * Checks the Calendar * Yeah, it's July.
What I am at the moment is in very fine spirits. I just cleared one of the last hurdles of my current project as an honorable society-serving wagie and am looking at clear skies for a couple ...
2025-07-17 02:26:41 +0000 UTC
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Hello my dear Patron,
Goodness how the time flies, the wind blows (any which way), and I find myself turned around again and again. Let me just say that the image of my avatar going through that jungle situation happened, almost shot for shot. And my fingers, hands, wrists, calves, feet, and back are feeling it. It was a lot of pulling weeds and bending over to do it. Must have spent four or five hours outside that afternoon including a trip to the home center to buy s...
2025-07-15 03:22:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Feeling fine? Here's hoping.
Time for something completely different! According to the poll, roughly 90% of 20 people wanted something new or were generally indifferent to what I released going forward this month. So here we are!
This story is about three good friends who have grown apart somewhat, as all friends end up doing as you get older, but one of them ...
2025-07-11 01:51:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patrons!
I am at a loss of what to release next and I have something up my sleeve I was saving for a rainy day, but also have the means to push forward with Experimental Business as well.
Which is it?
A story about three best friends growing apart and together, (a guy and two girls) in first person perspective from each of their PoVs?
Or
The next chapter of Experimental Business checking in on a few big issues around the company.
2025-07-08 01:04:20 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
How are you feeling? I hate to say it, but this is week two in a row of me pushing my limits! In the best way possible of course. I managed to get out to the ocean and soak in some rays. And by that I mean hide under tons of sunscreen, umbrellas, and any and all shade available. It was lovely. I hadn't been in a while and sometimes forget how much of a beach head I can be.
If ...
2025-07-08 00:55:46 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
I'd love to stop and chat, but I have been busy this week and it pains me to not have as much time to talk. Sorry about it!
But I made sure I had enough time to upload this little gem. The conclusion of tMoS&L! What an acronym that ends up being. I will just stick to S&L. It's so close to S&M. Random thought, don't worry about it too much.
Enjoy!
I loved writing this story. So cute, so sexy, and just the right splash of humor and...
2025-07-04 03:36:21 +0000 UTC
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Might be one of those weeks, dear Patron~
This is how she goes as it is said by many. Quite the weekend in the books for me that I am still recovering from. Nothing bad, just a bit too much good you could call it. Hah.
Anyway, took the day off yesterday and am still feeling it. Nothing sobers you up and brings you back to ice-cold reality than a full day of work. Oof. Ta...
2025-07-01 05:12:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi there Patron~
Almost there! It has been getting tremendously hot and humid around here, and I want to cry. In fact, I am crying out of my pores more often than not and without using naughty language, I don't care for it. Not one bit.
I have a small garden and have been growing some veggies and it rained, contributing to this humidity, and also knocked over my plants. I don't know if they are going to pull through. Here is hoping.
But there is on...
2025-06-25 04:33:36 +0000 UTC
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Hi there~
How have you been, dear Patron?
I am drearily dreading the start of another week. Although my Monday is looking fairly painless, all said and done. Over the weekend, I got a ton of time to handle a bunch of chores and things around the house I'd been meaning to get to for a weeks and weeks. A great relief.
Also, I managed to find myself in a stupor of trying ...
2025-06-23 02:49:25 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Of course I haven't forgotten about you. Busy week as ever. Any free time I have I have been putting into writing. Speaking of which, another taste of our friendly Elf and her Human companion is upon us.
This is, forgive me for bragging, a pretty sensual one. I tried a few new things, like, writing techniques I guess you could call them. Ways to describe things? (I am half decent at what I do, but not even close to good at describing how I do it! Haha). But I think ...
2025-06-20 01:26:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
I recently made a few cursed icons. And I am going to be slipping them into my patreon posts, particularly my oft long-winded rants. Like this one. I am curious what you think about them? Choose any that apply. (I made too many options. Oh dear...)
2025-06-16 05:40:15 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Have a nice weekend? Mine was excellent! Besides the fact that it was fifty billion degrees and humid ay eff. Goodness, what a rude turnaround.
I suppose it's just a fact of modern life at this point that summer, even in its approach, will just become more and more horrendous until science is funded to heal the planet rather than destroy it or line the pockets of the 'more ...
2025-06-16 05:23:43 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron!
No time to chat today. Sorry about it.
I posted some cursed icons earlier this week and I guess I couldn't help myself, I posted one more. But that one is my actual face. Equally cursed though, am I right? (Ayyy. Ha, ha. I kid. I am just living with the cards I was dealt and then douse those cards in makeup and Instagram filters.)
Anyway. Let's not dwell upon it.
Please enjoy this chapter of Syl and Lir! Enjoying it so f...
2025-06-12 07:04:12 +0000 UTC
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Let me just start by saying I am not nearly as busty or hippy as the icon, but my hair is just about as frizzy and curly.
Hi Patron!
A second post in a single week for my lurkers and free followers. And some boobs, too! What a deal!
When I wrote the rant yesterday I saw it asked me to post a little icon/picture to represent the post. I was inspired to click two whole clicks and type in the parameters for my oversexualized avatar. It always irks me to generate an ...
2025-06-10 02:34:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear Patron~
Staying cool I hope? Things have been warming up and I am already feeling it. Humid days are literally my arch nemesis in this life, apparently, but I fight the good fight.
Popping my head in early and waving hello. Have you been reading the Misadventures of Lirael and Sylvania? Or was it the other way around? Part of me wants to keep the names alphabetical, but I think Sylvie is a bit selfish and hard-headed in some ways and would demand to be listed fi...
2025-06-09 04:57:00 +0000 UTC
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I hope you didn't think I actually died, Patron.
Goodness no. I am very alive. Feeling good!
Chapter 4 reveals the nature of the curse, so read along and enjoy it. Imagine me like some kind of frizzy-haired salt bae above a large pot, but instead of salt its boobs and orgasms and the pot is this story. I am still wearing the sunglasses, fear not. That is what is going to happen with this story and I hope you have the pallet for all the heat coming up.
<...
2025-06-06 01:58:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Feeling fine I hope? Besides the regular run of the mill low key ever present existential dread of working a 9 to 5 and trading my finite time for fiat currency run by greedy corporations who buy influence in the government I partially rely on... Geez, this week couldn't be better.
And for the record, I don't live in North America.
Despite the weather being dreary, I had a wonderful weekend, saw some friends, went out and frollicked in the night, and even met ...
2025-06-03 01:52:22 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Ready for more fun?
Now don't get upset. It isn't a super long one today. But it is worth reading twice. So its basically on brand length wise if you read it twice... Right? And after all that big talk last week, too. Shucks.
Either way, this chapter is pretty hot and it is a situation where I'd rather release the series an episode at a time instead of plopping it all out in one shot. I am not denying I like a good binge from time to time, but...
2025-05-29 02:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patron, and greetings to my precious supporters. Have you read the most recent offering I put up not too long ago? Something something something, ditsy(?) big boobed elf druid and feisty short queen (Not sure how short she is, but she isn't the tall one of the two of them) human rogue? It's just gotten started and I am curious what you think about these two girls.
Check all that apply.
2025-05-26 06:21:46 +0000 UTC
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Howdy Patron~
Another week is upon us, isn't it? Gosh, this year has been flying. I won't get into that, but the feeling just hit me like a ton of bricks as we tip toe towards the first of the two middle months of the yur. I meant to type it like that and had to fight the autocorrect using ancient techniques to keep it misspelled. For no actual reason that I can discern.
I have once again stayed up too late and shown up to employment more tired than I ought to. And this...
2025-05-26 05:16:24 +0000 UTC
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That title is a WIP. Anywho~
Hi patron~!
How's it hanging? Gosh I always thought that was such a dirty line that somehow managed to make it into mainstream consciousness. And I love it. I myself am hanging in there the best I can.
Something new and perhaps different this week for you. A dip into the realm of fantasy with Sylvania, the human rogue, and Lirael, the elf druid. I was only going to post a chapter at a time, but the first one was 1000ish words and I ca...
2025-05-22 04:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi there Patron,
How are you feeling? Last weekend was a whirlwind for me, but I was able to catch up with some friends old and new in the process so alls well that ends well. I have a fun surprise for you this week and the upcoming weeks hereafter for a bit. A new story that I have been working on with a lovely collaborator.
Changing gears a bit from sci fi on the farm to fantasy. I wouldn't go so far as to call it pulpy, but I am hoping it is a lighter jaunt than Exper...
2025-05-20 02:28:14 +0000 UTC
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Hi there dear Patron,
Week going well? I made the terrible decision of going to bed well past my bedtime last Sunday, and no matter what I do, I can't seem to catch up on sleep. So worth it! I was engrossed in a story I hadn't enjoyed in a while and it wouldn't let me save at one point and I kept going and next thing you know you are playing another hour and by then you are almost done and...
So yeah, my week has been tiring, but overall fantastic. And I hope whatever...
2025-05-15 04:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Greetings my dear Patron,
Feeling swell? Recently the air has felt fresh and clean which is extremely pleasant to me. Maybe I am just getting back into 'open the windows regularly' mode and my home is de-funkifying? (Fear not, I still prefer my funk to be the p funk and I will eternally be prepared to get funked up.)
Anyway, fresh air has been enjoyable to me. If you have any nearby, I recommend taking a break (before or after reading, go with your own flow) and having a ...
2025-05-13 02:52:44 +0000 UTC
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Greetings my dear Patron,
So happy to have your eyes upon my words. And trust me, I am equally happy to have the words to lay ever so gently before thine eyes. I feel navigating my new schedule and finding solid time to write is like being on that Ninja Warrior TV show. Each safe footfall and finger maintaining grip is a hundred words here, an hour there of writing and updating. And posting this teaser feels like pressing the buzzer at the end with seconds to spare. If I counted...
2025-05-09 01:57:26 +0000 UTC
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What are we all looking at? Oh me? Oh, I've been here the whole time!
Whoops! A day or two slipped by there. I haven't forgotten, but it was just one of those times where my hands couldn't reach the keys. I truthfully have been here as much as anyone on the internet exists away from it. Now that is an instantly harrowing thought.
Sure, we all leave semi-permanent traces of our existence on the internet. Stuff netrunners use to flush out smart toilets when we ar...
2025-05-07 03:50:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi Patron~
Hope these teasers have been treating you well. I finally got over whatever speed bump that was slowing me at the time and the words have been flowing. An extra hour here and there to dig in and let the fingers do the dance across the keys also helps tremendously. I get the feeling this will be a big chapter considering everything I'd like to say.
In the grand scheme, I'd say this is the part of the book (as a whole) where the wheels begin to rattle and bounce be...
2025-05-01 03:00:04 +0000 UTC
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