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On the subject of farm girls

Hi Patrons~

Doing well? Drinking your milk? Enjoying grains perhaps? I like a bit of both. And that is today's vague lead in to this poll about the most recent teasers of Experimental Business Chapter 10. 'On the subject of farm girls' is an interesting chapter title. I am still wondering what to call it since 'Back on the Farm' sounds a bit too basic.

I meant to post this up yesterday, but apparently one can't (or maybe just me due to ineptitude regarding the Patreon App) post...

Hi ho, hi hoe.

Hi my dear patron,

Feeling fine I hope?

Something just seemed to have taken it all out of me. Might have been sun exposure, might be physical exhaustion... Maybe its just being busy at work. Perhaps it's some kind of cosmic ray situation. All I can say is I'm beat!

Got a lot done over the weekend, non-smut related things unfortunately, but it left me tired. I'd been avoiding taking care of the 'lawn' and plants around the house for a while now and left myself an a...

EB - 10 - Teaser 2

Hi Patron!

Were you reading that previous mini rant and thinking, 'Geez, this is going to take forever?' I don't blame you. In my mind, it is taking forever. The situation has its moments of bleakness as well, but I will spare you the details because I don't want to think about them again and again. I will say, though, I have to take some deep breaths after I get fun little updates that imply I have to do actual work while I am on the clock. Can you think of a bigger n...

*This is not the post you're looking for*

Unfortunately!

Hi dear Patron~

How's the week going? Mine is busy as ever. This is a pop-in to let you know that I might slide my typical 'release' day back 24 hours or so. Getting something out once a week I will not change. I have been going, what, 2? almost 3 years strong in that regard. Not counting ranty blogs or any of that of course.

So, yes! There might be a slight delay in getting things out during the week, then again, there may not be! I don't want you to...

Swoop in.

Hi dear Patron~

How are we feeling? I had a lovely weekend with lots of good things so besides the early in the week fog, I am great. I will have a bit more EB for you later this week. I got a few miraculous breaks in the action last week that let me push a bit harder than I normally would. Very thankful for that, but can't count on it.

I think just a short pop in and hello today.

Thanks as always for reading and checking in. Look forward to more EB ...

EB - 10 - Teaser 1

Hi Patron!

Having a nice week? I hope so.

Here is a teaser of the next chapter of EB. Time to get back to the farm and see how our dear friend Trish is doing! Where were we when we last left her? Thaat's right. Having her breasts sucked on by no less than two thoisty farm girls. Wonder how that's going?

Well, then read on!

Gosh, I just love Trish sometimes. She is an everygirl who has the opportunity of a lifetime in EM and now she starts off in...

Into the great wide open

Hi my dear Patron, how are you?

I feel like I am standing atop a cliff overlooking the whole world before me. Today was a title before the post kind of day, because for some reason amidst the myraid of choices before me, I seem to have some sense of purpose.

I enjoyed a lovely weekend and even managed a picnic outdoors! Refreshing and enjoyable. I've also had a few things on my mind. I'm not too much of a hippy, but sometimes I turn to the cards for insight into my situat...

Golden Zone Chapters 5 and Epilogue

Hi Patron~

 Having a nice week? I have been quite busy but am settling in the best I can. Been a busy week that is keeping me from the keyboard more than I am comfortable with! Oh well. I shall find a way.

 Here is the conclusion of the Golden Zone! Please let me know what you think!

 This was a hot one, and I am so thankful I was able to share it with you.

 We will see how things go next week, but for now, please enjoy the c...

Springing into Action

Hi dear Patron,

  Feeling good? Here is hoping. I am in fine spirits and as healthy as can be. The weather is also quite lovely recently and the beautiful flowers are very welcoming. I've had quite the shake up at my IRL place of work so it will take some getting used to. There has been more than a few big changes which I need to adjust to, so bare with me if the commentary besides the content is a bit more sparse than usual.

 Look forward to ...

Golden Zone Chapters 3 and 4

 Hi dear Patron~

 Have you had the chance to read the first two chapters of GZ yet?

 This is a pretty hot story. Lots of anticipation in this one.

 Surprisingly busy week so far, or rather, a week where I am completely free, but overly distracted. Oh well. On the plus side, I am basically free of illness which is wonderful. I quickly take for granted how I can swallow without experiencing searing pain. (Ay) Sometimes you need a littl...

Woe, I am no longer

 What a roller coaster, my dear Patron, that last week was.

  I am healthy and the meds I got kicked some serious butt. That, plus a couple days of dedicated rest and I am back in fighting form again. (Or should I say writing form? Ay.)

 That clever wordplay alone should show you how ready I am to face what comes ahead.

 Yeahhh, I am more like a solid 80%, maybe a bit more if my allergies weren't acting up, but I feel so much bet...

Woe is only marginally me, and not for long!

Whew! Dear Patron, the meds are working!

  Finally got multiple long segments of sleep as opposed to tens of 5~10 minute blips of unconsciousness between fever dream thrashing.

 I will say it has made for some interesting dreams, though.

I appreciate your kindness and reaching out, it was really nice to hear. I should be good by next week. Sometime today I will be dropping something nice for my supporters. Look forward to that!

&nb...

Golden Zone - Chapters 1 and 2

Hi Patron~

 Now for a touch of something slightly different!

 This is a story that I wrote for one of my nearest and dearest, and while I heal up and catch up on a few things, I am sharing it here over the next few weeks. I won't stretch it out and overmilk it. Oh, that sounded dirty.

 This is vaguely connected to the Jumbo Juice story in the Sebastian Series. I seem to get a lot of love for that story and requests to add on to it. I think ...

Woe is still moderately me. Happy 500?

Hello dear Patron~

 I've improved slightly from my previous crying rant after sleeping for basically one and a half days straight. If you can even call fussing between sheets and blankets writhing in feverish oblivion 'sleep'.

 I may actually get a second opinion, but that is neither here nor there at the moment.

 Happy 500 patrons!

 I hit 500 a week or two ago, then it went down, then it went up again, and I am going to just call it here, regardl...

Woe is me.

 Hi Patron~

 Thankful this communication medium is typed on a keyboard because my throat is ruined. I won't go into the details but I am tremendously ill to the point I can't effectively talk or swallow without burning pain. This affects my sleep, as in I can't sleep well, and my body is also just achy and I should just sleep forever.

 Ah, what does that mean for us, then? Well I don't think I will be able to do a lot of writing this week, or potentially next week ...

EB - Chapter 9 - Full Text

Hi Patron~

 Having a lovely week?

 I sincerely hope so! I got a sudden surprise over the weekend and it has had me feeling quite good all week.

 May this offering of my current draft of Experimental Business Chapter 9 bring you equally good feelings!

 I am finding myself slipping in a bit more emotion where previously I haven't really laid it down as much. It is proper smut, that is no doubt, but I wonder if I will find myself writing r...

Friendly greetings!

Hi Patron~

 Having a nice weekend? I had a great one. Got to see some people I haven't seen for years and get a lot of quality conversations in. Time flies and all that.

 This week, I will release chapter 9 in its completeness and also unlock chapter 8 for my generous lurkers *waves* and free members.

 Maybe it is the allergies, maybe it is just the aftermath of a long weekend, but I don't have much to say today! All business, baby.

EB Chapter 9 (Teaser 2)

Hi Patron!

 Feeling good? I am feeling quite nice actually. Kind of an easy one for me this week. So glad I could get this out there for you all without any trouble.

 I mentioned it in another post, or maybe a chat, I have no idea anymore. I mentioned that this was meant to be a simple transitionary chapter to the next one and it ended up blowing up quite a bit. And that's not all. (Ay)

 After having a whole novel of these characters inter...

Assassin Disco

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Ha... Where to begin?

 Have a nice weekend? I am hoping as much. I was able to enjoy myself a bit and there was even nice weather for an afternoon which was lovely. Not for my allergies, but we take the good with the bad.

 Last week feels like a whirlwind. I kind of shook things up and the reverberations of those actions are slowly sinking in. It is an anxious excitement I haven't had in a while. I am the type to burn t...

EB 9 Teaser 1

Hi patron!

 Has it been a week or what? I have been doing all kinds of wacky things, which could be considered the equivalent of spring cleaning around here on the Patreon. New tiers, new content on the horizon, working with artists, all of it. I've been doing all kinds of fun stuff. I will write a novella about it soon enough.

 I have been delaying too much! Here is the teaser for this week. This chapter is going to be a transition to where I want to go in the s...

Patreon Tier Update (3/25)

Oh, she done did the thing again.

Yes, I did, dear Patron. I updated my pricing tiers. Who Cares?

 Well, it looks like back in July, I did the same thing. In reflection, it was only eight months. I was afraid things would blow up in my face with the changes; little did I know how things would blow up. Much like the breasts and cocks in all my stories, things are expanding ...

State of the Patreon - Private Discussion (BBs/SPs Only)

Greetings to you, my dear, dear Bosom Buddies and my beloved Serindipitous Providers.

 Yeah, I think I got a bit biblical with the naming. Ah well.

 I want to have a somewhat serious (womp womp) discussion about the state of the Patreon and want to know what you think and your thoughts about things and ideas I am tossing around. (There is going to be a bit of lead up since I am unable to be clear about this stuff to skip to that if you don't want to both...

How was EB Ch 8? (Spoilers)

 Chapter 8 of Experimental Business sees freshy, Gabriella, Boss B Lucy's protege, get her first taste of R&D.

 I'd love to hear from my BB's and SP's think about how it went!

 Choose any options that apply and feel free to share your insight in the comments.

I didn't talk about my allergies the whole time. *clapclapclapclap* Achoo.

Greetings dear Patron,

  How are the seasons where you are? They are starting to show signs of turning around here. A unseasonably random warm weekend just passed and it was wild to feel nice weather again.

 Your instincts tell you to bundle up and protect from biting cold winds, but while taking a stroll through the park around lunchtime I was finding myself breaking into a sweat and I had already doffed my coat! Going to have to relish these last few weeks of se...

Just a Heads up

Hi Patron~

 I just uploaded the full chapter 8 of Experimental Business and also unlocked chapter 7 for all my free members. That was a heck of a wait. Kept you lurking for a good while for that one if you we...

Experimental Business Chapter 8

 My Dear Patron,

 It has been quite some time, hasn't it? This draft came out to about 14,000 words. Coming back to this story after not having touched it for so long was kind of a tricky thing. I had to go back and reread and figure out what I was doing. I remember feeling like this chapter had to be that moment of excitement when you first go through 'the doors'.

 I wonder if you will feel that way?

 Part of me feels like th...

Gnosis, No bro either.

Hi Patron~

 In greek the word Gnosis means 'knowledge' or 'awareness' and more recently it means something like knowledge of spiritual mysteries. The concept of gnosticism refers to basically any 'non-official' religion (Basically the ones that people living in stone castles with personal armies would kill you for thinking about).

 There is a concept of 'the state of gnosis' as in a state of being. One I enjoy. And one I have just been in for a little while...

EB 8 Teaser 2

Hi Patron~

 Another delicious teaser for your eyes only.

I will be doing a bit of booby girl magic in the woods this weekend and if all my prayers are answered, in other words, if making this promise to myself to work harder comes through, then we should be seeing a lot more EB in the very near future. It might mean one more diversion from the story for a month or two, but then a flood of fun after that.

 I am also behind on releasing the total...

Shelving it.

Hey Patron~

 How is the turning point going for you? That moment from the weekend to another wonderful week ahead? Mine has been good! I've been a bit of a lazy one these days and falling into a bit of a reclusive pattern myself. One of those moments where winter is dragging on and while I love the cold it does cause blankets to wrap around me with more frequency along with an urge to sleep in later.

 So much to do, so much I want to do, and where is the motivati...

Experimental Business Ch. 8 (Teaser 1)

 Hi Patron~

 Well, here we are again. Feels like its been a long time!

Where even are we in this story again? I had to go back and reread so much. I paused things at a decent place though, I think.

 Last we left our heroes(?) Lucy, the strong-willed blonde bombshell of a CEO and her trusty sidekick, the star struck Gabriella had finished a meeting and needed to get some new clothes. Where else to go but the in-house R&D department?

  But...