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The Slaad - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

These horrific frog monsters revel in chaos itself, bring destruction to anything that doesn’t croak.

SevenDead Interview with Charles Stross / https://archive.is/20100208231909/http://www.sevendead.com/charles-stross-interview/ 

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Explorer Codex [Monster Thursday]

It's been a bit since the last Codex and I decided to look at some people you might meet on the road while lost in the wilderness. I've always liked the idea of exploring and seeing new sights, of moving through ancient jungles and blazing trails. Of course, the idea of exploration is way more appealing to me than actually doing it. This Codex features NPCs who are great at surviving harsh environments, hunt wild game, and are defenders of nature and the natural world. 

Arc...

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Magic Item Monday - Gloves and Gauntlets

Whether they are how you accessorize your outfit, or they are a piece of a set of armor, gloves and gauntlets can be imbued with magical power you may find helpful throughout your campaign. When I think about these items, my mind immediately goes to a rogue slipping on a pair of black leather gloves before pulling a job or plate mail gauntlets that extend up to the wearer's elbow. They are no means limited to that, as you have to look no further than Full Metal Alchemist and the flame-produci...

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One-Shot: Skitter Crash (Starfinder) - June 25th, 2021

I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on June 25th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (15th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (18th), and then it will be open to anyone on our Discord (20th). I have room for 6 players in the one-shot. If you are in one of the lower tiers, feel free to message me beforehand and I'll add you t...

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Deep Dive Poll - June 24th

Get your vote in before Monday at noon!

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Deep Dive - Warlock Class [Early Access]

The first incarnation of the Warlock appears merely as a level in the wizard class in the original Dungeons & Dragons and then as a lowly non-player character in Dragon #114 (October 1986) as a witch. The witch can be found as far back as Dragon #5 (March 1977) and we are told that they are strictly female. In the usual sexist 1970’s fashion, we are told...

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The Bulette - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

Burrowing through the ground, these landsharks suddenly strike from below, their vile disposition and endless hunger making them powerful monsters.

Owlbears, Rustmonsters, and Bulettes, Oh My! - Tony Diterlizzi / https://diterlizzi.com/essay/owlbears-rust-monsters-and-bulettes-oh-my/ 

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Dark Ones Treatise [Monster Thursday]

Well, would you look at that - another monster from the Shadowfell... If I didn't know any better, I'd bet that I'm dragging my players into the plane of shadows soon... -Stephen

This week is all about the Dark Ones, or as they were introduced in Volo's Guide to Monsters, Darklings. These creatures have been around since the 1e Fiend Folio though rarely do they ever get much in the way of adventures or mentions, instead, they get shoved around as random encoun...

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Magic Item Monday - Taurok's Armor of Wonder

Getting another one in under the wire. I may have forgotten about the time change now that I have gone on my first trip in two years. 

Taurok was my character in our last campaign, and he is one of my all time favorites. While my fellow party member may say I  have embellished his role in the triumph, I stand by my words. Besides, Taurok is the only one that got a statue in his honor.

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The Hobgoblin - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

A warring race of Goblinoids, these Hobgoblins are quick to show their martial prowess in war. A classic Deep Dive first posted in November 2019.

Read it on our site... / https://dumpstatadventures.com/blog/deep-dive-the-hobgoblin 

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Savage Species for 5e - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Savage Species for 5e!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Dump Stat Sticker - July 2021

We need help deciding what is our next sticker for Dump Stat! This sticker will be sent out to our $5 and up patrons for free in July and available in our store to all in August. The following options are based on our Deep Dives from March, April, May, and a few others from past Deep Dives.

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Deep Dive Poll - June 10th

It's that time again! Vote on our next Deep Dive. We've mixed it up this week and added a class option (I hate you Stephen) and part 2 of the named spells!
Voting runs through Monday till noon.

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Deep Dive - The Slaad [Early Access]

The Slaadi were created by Charles Stross, who seems to have a thing for horrific frogs. Giant, horrible frogs. Charles Stross is a British writer who wrote several articles for the now-defunct White Dwarf magazine and several of his creatures have made their appearance in the very first Fiend Folio released in 1981. As the creator of the death knight and the 2021-05-25 17:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Torturer Archetype - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Torturer Archetype we made today!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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The Harpy - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

Known as the Farmer’s Bane, the Ankheg are horrific ant monsters straight out of classic sci-fi films.

Read it on our site... / https://dumpstatadventures.com/blog/deep-dive-the-harpy...

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Colossal Bestiary [Monster Thursday]

These massive monsters stride across the world, probably causing a lot of accidental property damage, and are ferocious unstoppable killing machines. These creatures are larger than gargantuan, with the largest among them stretching over 450 feet high! The tarrasque can only claim 70 feet high, and while these creatures aren't the devouring of worlds that a tarrasque is, they are incredibly powerful who thrive on destruction. They are rarely ever found together, as they simply require too man...

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One-Shot: Modrons & the Infernal Flower - May 30th, 2021

I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on May 30th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (21th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (23th), and then it will be open to anyone on our Discord (26th). I have room for 6 players in the one-shot. If you are in one of the lower tiers, feel free to message me beforehand and I'll add you to...

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Magic Item Monday - Ridiculous Magic Items

In reading through the old texts, whether it be for a Deep Dive, a Rewind post, or for Magic Item Monday research, I'm always coming across some of the most insane magic items you wouldn't believe. So this week is a tribute to just a tiny handful of them, which have been converted to the 5th edition to make them useful. Of course, they are still ridiculous in one way or another, so if and how you use them is entirely up to you. Below is each of the original items, so you, my dear reader, can ...

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Chandlery Supplies - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Chandlery Supplies tool!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Deep Dive - The Bulette [Early Access]

The Bulette is another creature created from the strange pack of rubber toy figurines that was the inspiration for the owlbear and the rust monster. It’s a thoroughly enjoyable yet terrifying creature in Dungeons & Dragons lore. Whether it’s an oddly french sound name - it’s prono...

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Additional Cooking Recipes [Store]

For some reason, this got stuck in our drafts folder instead of being sent out to you guys. I apologize for the delay in you getting these new recipes from our store! - Stephen

Thank you for your support! Here is the PDF from our store of Additional Cooking Recipes.

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20 new recipes to be used as part of our tool, Cook’s Ute...

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Pathfinder Mechanics for D&D 5e - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of Pathfinder Mechanics for D&D 5e!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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The Ankheg - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

Known as the Farmer’s Bane, the Ankheg are horrific ant monsters straight out of classic sci-fi films.  

Read it on our site... / https://dumpstatadventures.com/blog/deep-dive-the-ankheg 

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Mystic Codex [Monster Thursday]

If you have any monsters or themes you'd like covered next, please let me know!

What really exists in the void between the planets? Is it dangerous? Is it sentient? Is it looking down on us right now, ready to blow our minds with knowledge? While we may never know if Cthulu is from divine inspiration or wild imagination, there are secrets beyond the world that these mystics try to dredge for secret and forbidden knowledge. This codex contains NPCs that run secret societies, che...

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Magic Item Monday - Talismans

Talismans are a funny group of wondrous items since they are sort of a catchall for pins, amulets, brooches, stones, and many others. Definition of a talisman is an object that is thought to have magic powers and to bring good luck, so if you aren't sure what to call that strange new item the party found, just label it a talisman.

Bloodstone Talisman - One more in a long line of objects in D&D that wants a piece of someone's soul.

Talisman of the Feywild - This is a re-skin of...

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Bloodied in 5e - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of Blooded in 5e!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Deep Dive Poll - May 13th

For one week only, we are opening up our Deep Dive Poll to the public!

We hope everyone enjoyed our latest Deep Dive on the Harpy. Make sure to get your vote in for our next Deep Dive on May 13th. Poll closes Monday at noon!

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Deep Dive - The Harpy [Early Access]

Back with a Greek classic monster, the Harpy is a horrific creature half-vulture and half-humanoid with a dark craving for flesh. They seem to be suffering from a case of mistaken identity, sharing the same attributes that the sirens from Greek classics have. They use their beautiful songs to lure in travelers, sailors, merchants, and more into dangerous situations before launching a vicious attack, ripping their victims to shreds.

These grotesque creatures may have once been formed by ...

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The Neogi - Deep Dive [Audio Only]

The Neogi are horrific traders who prowl the Material Worlds and Wild Space, searching for creatures to own. They see themselves as the ultimate form of merchants, buying, selling, and committing piracy.  

Read it on our site... / https://dumpstatadventures.com/blog/deep-dive-the-neogi 

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