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GAM415 - Born Into Mafia

Featuring DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria!

GAM414: Battlefield Earth LIVE from Detroit

Get ready for some scientology!

GAM 413: Charly

We're spoiling the Patrons this week with an early drop on the bonus episode plus a behemoth "extended edition" version of this week's show dropping a day early.

Normally we try to keep GAM under two hours, and after 30 different cuts we did manage to whittle the main release down to 1:59:45, but there was so much good shit on the cutting room floor that we decided to give patrons the whole thing. Enjoy!

GAM Bonus 083: Plan 9 From Outer Space

With the live show coming up, we decided to get the bonus episode to you a bit early. Enjoy a classic we've had on the to-do list for 82 bonus episodes so far.

GAM 412: Baptists at Our Barbecue

This week, Marsh learns that Mormons make a dish called "pretzel casserole" and will never fully recover.

Details for GAM Live ticket holders

If you are coming to see #GodAwfulMovies in DET on 7/22 and signed up for VIP/Platinum/Iridium night(s), check your email later today for all the details.

www.godawfulmoviesLIVE.com

PS: limited tickets are still available by following the attached link. 

"Threads" by Instagram / Meta

We are on "Threads" @puzzleinathunderstorm - come join us? Follow us (if that's how it works) and we'll follow back when Tim figures it all out.

GAM Live in Detroit 7/22 - last call for tickets

There's still limited tickets to see us at The Garden Theater in Detroit on Saturday. July 22 when we will roast the cult classic film: "Battlefield Earth" starring John Travolta. 

A limited number of tickets for Thursday night's Iridium dinner also remain. 

Follow the link to get you some! 

GAM 411: Witnesses

This week, Dan Beecher joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with yet another retelling of the untrue story of Joe Smith's revelations.

GAM Bonus 082: Batman Forever

This month, our secular bonus episodes circle back to where they all began: Batman movies. Specifically, Val Kilmer's "Batman on sedatives" performance of 1995.

GAM410: Battle of the Spirit and Power of God

This week, Viced Rhino joins us as we head back to Nigeria to just scratch our heads in awe again.

GAM409: The Flight That Disappeared

This week, we reach all the way back to 1961 and realize that "pacing" was discovered at some later date.

GAM408: In Jesus Name

This week, we introduce Cara to Wright Family Films.

Tickets remaining to see GAM live in Detroit on July 22nd

REMINDER: There is still a limited number of tickets available to see #GodAwfulMovies LIVE in Detroit on July 22nd at The Garden Theater. Get your seats for as little as $45 at www.godawfulmovieslive.com

GAM407: Fire by Nite Episode 7

This week, we revisit Christian SNL of the 80s and learn all about the dangers of rock music. And yes, the mullets were in full bloom.

Gam406 Evolution vs. God

Ray's back to harass unsuspecting college freshman again!

GAM Bonus 081: Simon Sez

This week, we learn why they stopped putting Dennis Rodman in movies.

Note: This episode was recorded at the end of April, as there was nowhere in our schedules to stick it during the month of May. I wanted to point that out because there's a quick exchange at one point about Chat GPT writing movie scripts that might seem a bit tone deaf during the writers strike. Just to be clear, this was recorded before that strike began and the exchange was NOT in reference to writers' demands. We ...

GAM405 - Fast X

Featuring all-star guest masochists Rachel and Moishe!

GAM404 - Psychiatry: An Industry of Death

Featuring the inimitable Cara Santa Maria!

Maytreon Goals + PJ Party 2023

Hello Patrons,

It’s that time of year again -  MATREON - where we promote ourselves for a month in hopes that you will continue to support the show(s) with your dollars so we can give away even more free episodes to the masses. We love you the best and we know you want to love us even better!

We’ve set goals for various levels (which you can follow here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site )...

GAM403: Left Behind 2: Rise of the Antichrist

Because it's been too long since we got to hang out with the Sorbos.

GAM402: The Nibiru Movie

This week we're joined by Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight, and we learn that this might just be the movie that broke Dan.

GAM Bonus 080: Planet of the Apes (2001)

That's right, Marky Mark is back again.

GAM401: The Pope's Exorcist

This week, Russell Crowe is on a Vespa. Other stuff happens, but honestly, we could've just watched two hours of that and made an episode of it.

Additional GAM tickets available

Hello GAM Patrons,

It’s me. Tim, the social media guy. Due to extraordinary demand, tickets for VIP and Platinum night for Detroit on 7/22/23 sold out in about 4 days. As a result, we’re opening up an additional 30 tickets to “Iridium Night Only” which give you all the SAME perks as Platinum night… except dinner is on THURSDAY. (note: you’ll still need a general admission ticket to see the show on Saturday).

Because we like you the best, you’re getting first chance a...

Gam400: The Second Chance

This week, Cara joins us for the 27 unresolved plots they managed to stuff into this white savior narrative.

God Awful Movies coming LIVE to Detroit!

Hi Patrons!

It’s THAT time again. Time to announce the next God Awful Movies live show and we’re giving you first crack at tickets because we like you BEST.

Date: Saturday, July 22, 2023 from 7-9pm

Location: Detroit

Venue: Garden Theater

Tickets $45 to $395

Follow this link to buy your tickets before they are released to the general public. But hurry, the Seattle show sold initially out in a matter of days. Platinum and VIP tickets are limited.

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April Patron Bonus Suggestion Thread: Ridiculous Remakes

Is there anything worse than a remake? In many cases NO. Hit us with your most ridicule worthy remakes.

Here's a link for inspiration:
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-remakes-of-all-time/

GAM399: Night of the Lepus

We searched far and wide for another Easter movie that wasn't just the "torturing Jesus" story again, and this was the closest we could get. Enjoy.

GAM398: Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan

This week, Anna joins us for "What if your aborted baby was gonna grow up to cure cancer? Did you ever think of that?": The Movie.