Sweeny with Johnson and Johnson, Derrick with Pfizer, Chris with Moderna. Who will survive until the end of the episode? Would you eat elephants? Why are gibbons fucking disgusting? Are jellyfish pests? Why is Sweeny not black enough? Chris has never seen a baby horse? All this and more on this VERY LATE episode of The Snark Tank Podcast!
Spoiler: We all survived.
2021-04-26 23:24:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! Surely you’ve noticed the lack of uploads. Things will be back on schedule this week. Chris here! I handle editing, writing, and asset production for each episode and in the midst of traveling back to LA there were some frightening medical complications that arose that put my ability to do the show in jeopardy.
I don’t want to be super specific about what I was going through as it’s a bit personal and embarrassing, but I couldn’t work at the capacity that I usually do...
2021-04-25 08:25:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, everyone! This weeks episode is hitting a snag (hard drive issues.) It'll be uploaded later tonight so today's somewhat of a double upload! Derrick takes the stage all by his lonesome now that he's recovered from his Nintendo LABO incident to answer your questions in a new SOLO episode. Enjoy! See you later with another normal episode.
2021-04-16 09:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives?
Find out the answer to these questions and far more when god goes to sleep on the first official Derrick-less episode since we went weekly!&n...
2021-04-08 01:23:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This week the boys are joined by YouTube Metal Man, Jonathan Young! His new project "Starship Velociraptor" is out on 4/3/21 but for now, lets nerd out about Metal, Rock, Covers, YouTube algorithms and MORE! Is Music Theory really that complicated? What is the best guitar tuning? This is an extra nerdy episode as far as music goes so, sorry if you're not a music guy lol
Check out Jonathan Young's YouTube Channel Here:
- 2021-03-31 06:42:03 +0000 UTC
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Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the pain? How to get through breakups with the devils help! Man tosses Elephant (REAL), Sweeny is afraid of women and pronouns. What the hell is Super Straight? New Snark Tank, listen before we all cry!
(UPDATE!)
Jonathan Young Episode will go live on Tuesday (3/30/21) for you fine Ladies and Gentlemens and a new Solo Episode with Derric...
2021-03-26 02:25:25 +0000 UTC View PostWe're recording with YouTube music guru, Jonathan Young and we want YOUR QUESTIONS!
2021-03-23 22:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does Beyonce ruin everything? How did Chris Daughtry not win an award? Is Taylor Swift over-appreciated? Who cancelled Pepe Le Pew? Does Islam have a point about the West? Is WAP DESTROYING CULTURE? All this and more on this episode of the fucking podcast you listen to.
2021-03-18 18:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names, meeting fans in public, Chris's awkward New Rockstars encounter, and more! Is Eminem autistic? Find out today on an episode of this show! The answer is yes, by the way. The question about Eminem, without a doubt.
Why is Halo 3: ODST so good? What is it like to write your own music? Is Blink-182 acceptable? What's the next tattoo? Funniest stories working with other YouTubers? Is Chris a Nihilist? Find out more on todays extra supplemental episode of Snark Tank SOLO
NOTE: This weeks episode was corrupted so this is being uploaded in it's place, but usually, these episodes will be extras alongside usual episodes. Apologies for the issues this week.
GOOD NEWS THO: SOLO Episodes are open...
2021-03-05 20:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey, boyos! Knew something like this would happen sooner or later but we were unable to salvage this weeks episode due to a raw audio issue. Long story short; we recorded it and despite testing before hand, Chris’s audio was corrupted, artifacted, and unlistenable. Some audio tech friends of ours said they might be able to fix it which is why we delayed it initially.
Obviously since it’s Thursday it turned out to be beyond the audio wizardry our friends could pull off. Too much mis...
2021-03-05 06:31:42 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the music! Time to dance! Give us some topics/questions/suggestions or corrections. Were we wrong about something? Let us know! To make this easier to parse through on our end, if you could please preface your submissions with
TOPIC:
Q:
or CORRECTION:
Example:
"CORRECTION: In episode 55, Chris said Zeus was gay, but he just has relationships with women and sex with men."
That'd go a long way in helping us organize the...
2021-03-02 05:42:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A food poisoned Chris crashes the party midway through! Blackface clowns, rick roll'd in 4K 60 frames, and what is the worlds framerate? AI voices, deepfakes, the degradation of reliability! What would you rather deal with? The same song forever or the same flavor for every food? What is the chilling origin of "Let's Get Retarded in Here?" Find out here!
2021-02-25 00:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
How long would you survive in Mortal Kombat? Pornstar for episode 69? How many of our fans are dead? Why is the Snyder Cut even happening? Are we mature enough to have kids? Are Kid Rock and Brett Michaels the same person? Joss Whedon is cancelled? More fighting game conversation? Why not give Superman a GUN?!
All this and more on todays LATE EPISODE of the Snark Tank
Apologies for the audio bug at the end. Credits are cut off, but the public version should have everything i...
2021-02-17 09:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekken 3, Soul Calibur 2, and more fighting game talk here than on actual fighting game podcasts probably. This is a nerdy one for all you GAYMERS out there! RIP Omry.
2021-02-09 21:20:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial advice despite no education in the field. Is King Kong even cool? Is KOTOR even okay? I don't know. I'm literally sickly and dying as I write this. I'm hurting. This is me, Chris. Writing this. The pain I feel in immeasurable.
2021-02-05 06:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostWe're gonna have to delay a bit longer because Sween is under the weather as well. We'll have the patreon feed episode up before the 5th. Again, sorry about that and we love yo asses.
-Derrick
2021-02-03 20:25:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! Chris and Derrick are both sick with Sinus infections and can’t record. Tuesday’s episode will instead be recorded on Tuesday and uploaded very early Wednesday morning on Patreon. Sorry for the inconvenience.
2021-02-01 20:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, yo! Sorry for late upload (important family stuff came up) but this episode is a doozy and I wanted to make it a little more highly produced. Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can't Sweeny say English words? Is MMA fake?! All this and more!
2021-01-27 04:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more.
Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!
2021-01-19 04:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Previous link was glitched. This should work!
2021-01-14 02:48:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery!
Meat Canyon episode next week!
2021-01-12 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOn Tuesday the 19th, Meat Canyon will be joining the gang for our first Guest Episode of 2021! We've talked about this particular appearance for a long time so make sure your questions are top notch? If you don't know who Meat Canyon is, give him a watch! You'll regret it but you also won't!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICoo7Fwmk&ab_channel=MeatCanyon
2021-01-11 08:51:26 +0000 UTC View Post
It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing their power or to tear content creators down because it's trendy. This episode is about really examining YouTubers, their r...
2021-01-06 12:48:32 +0000 UTC View PostDo not make us cringe, but ask away! It’s a new year, boyo!
2021-01-05 12:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the lateness on this episode. My rig had an issue rendering the episode for some reason? Kept crashing on render, so I had to outsource the editing on this one and our contacted party wasn't as quick as yours truly.
Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny hates Metal Gear Solid 2, the glory of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and much more. Cheers to a New Year! It can't get ...
2020-12-31 10:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! We'll see you next week with another episode and with some solo shows exclusively here on the Patreon.
2020-12-23 00:57:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey yo! We’re each recording solo podcasts tailored to answering questions for each of us specifically.
Please follow the following format to simplify organization on our end.
“(Host Name: Question)”
Example -
“Sweeny: How many games of DND do you think you’ve played at this point?
Chris: How long does it take to edit a Snark Tank?”
2020-12-22 03:54:26 +0000 UTC View Post