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FRIENDS TO LOVERS - I Have Spent Months Hiding This... And Then I Had a Mojito - Friendship Ruined in 3…2…1

Has anyone ever successfully avoided their feelings forever? If so, I need a tutorial.

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Oh great, my mouth is moving faster than my brain again. If you could just pretend I never said any of this, that would be grand.

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EVENT: I had a plan, no, actually, I had several plans. All of them involved keeping my mouth shut and carrying on as if I had not been in love with you for ages. Unfortunately, my mouth had other ideas, and now I am here, making an absolute mess o...

LOVE CONFESSION - So, Are You Going to Make Me Say It, or Have You Already Figured It Out? - Recklessly Yours

Have you ever convinced yourself you were “just being friendly” when deep down, you knew you were lying?

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Oh, I’m sorry, was I supposed to play it cool? Because I seem to have chosen dramatic emotional reveal instead.

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EVENT: I have just handed over my entire emotional state like it’s some sort of gift-wrapped disaster. Now I am standing here, waiting to see if you will open it… or just set it on fire.

SETTING: Somewhere between a grand confe...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Hunted, Desperate, and Out of Options – That’s Where I Come In - Paw-sible Deniability

If your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?

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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... just not always in the way they expect.

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EVENT: A rather desperate soul (that’s you) arrives at The Pussycat, looking for a safe haven. I, ever the generous host, am happy to oblige, but not without a little... arrangement.

SETTING: A shadowy, off-the-grid hotel where the walls h...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - I Saved Your Life, and You Cannot Even Remember My Name? Rude - Gone but Not Forgotten (Except by Yourself)

Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.

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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more complicated bits.

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EVENT: You woke up, disoriented, confused, and slightly inconvenient to the people who worked very hard to ensure you stayed dead. Now, against all odds (or rather, thanks to me), you are back, just in time to investigate your own murder.

SETTING: A cosy littl...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Your Past Feels Real… But What If It Was Manufactured? - Memory Lane Is a Dead End

If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?

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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how much of you is still… you once this is all over.

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EVENT: I tell you not to press the button. I plead with you, beg even, because I am such a devoted, loving partner, and I only want what is best for you. Then, just as planned, you do exactly what I needed you to do. 2025-02-20 02:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post

YOUTUBE VIDEO - You’re Talking About "Reclaiming", Sounds a Lot Like Stealing - Battery Not Included... Because It Was Stolen

If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?

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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desperate, or just plain reckless… I haven’t decided which is worse.

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EVENT: Some poor fool wandered into a bar full of criminals, thinking they could convince me to help them steal from a megacorporation. Naturally, I laughed, insulted them, and then somehow ended up agreeing anyw...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - How Do You Solve a Murder When the Victim is You? - JUSTICE.EXE: Now Running…

If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?

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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here. Good news: you are not entirely dead. Bad news: you are about to wish you were.

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EVENT: You got double-crossed, executed, and left to rot in a digital construct, but lucky for you, I have a proposition. Your so-called ‘squad’ sold you out, erased you from existence, and went back...

LIVESTREAM - Roleplay Ideas Are My Gold, and I Have a Nasty Hoarding Habit

Right, I’m going live at 20:00 GMT, so if you’ve got any audio roleplay ideas, now’s the time to hand them over. No sudden moves. No one gets hurt.

Otherwise, it’s just me, rambling into the void as usual. Come keep me company?

https://www.youtube.com/live/JeQ5JFYN-l0

https://www.youtube.com/live/JeQ5JFYN-l0...

Cyberpunk Noir - Hunted, Desperate, and Out of Options – That’s Where I Come In - Paw-sible Deniability

If your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?

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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... just not always in the way they expect.

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EVENT: A rather desperate soul (that’s you) arrives at The Pussycat, looking for a safe haven. I, ever the generous host, am happy to oblige, but not without a little... arrangement.

SETTING: A shadowy, off-the-grid hotel where the walls h...

Cyberpunk Noir - I Saved Your Life, and You Cannot Even Remember My Name? Rude - Gone but Not Forgotten (Except by Yourself)

Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.

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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more complicated bits.

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EVENT: You woke up, disoriented, confused, and slightly inconvenient to the people who worked very hard to ensure you stayed dead. Now, against all odds (or rather, thanks to me), you are back, just in time to investigate your own murder.

SETTING: A cosy littl...

Dark Cyberpunk - Your Past Feels Real… But What If It Was Manufactured? - Memory Lane Is a Dead End

If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?

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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how much of you is still… you once this is all over.

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EVENT: I tell you not to press the button. I plead with you, beg even, because I am such a devoted, loving partner, and I only want what is best for you. Then, just as planned, you do exactly what I needed you to do. 2025-02-19 09:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post

CYBERPUNK NOIR - You’re Talking About "Reclaiming", Sounds a Lot Like Stealing - Battery Not Included... Because It Was Stolen

If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?

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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desperate, or just plain reckless… I haven’t decided which is worse.

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EVENT: Some poor fool wandered into a bar full of criminals, thinking they could convince me to help them steal from a megacorporation. Naturally, I laughed, insulted them, and then somehow ended up agreeing anyw...

CYBERPUNK NOIR - How Do You Solve a Murder When the Victim is You? - JUSTICE.EXE: Now Running…

If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?

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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here. Good news: you are not entirely dead. Bad news: you are about to wish you were.

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EVENT: You got double-crossed, executed, and left to rot in a digital construct, but lucky for you, I have a proposition. Your so-called ‘squad’ sold you out, erased you from existence, and went back...

Oh, You Again? How… Delightful

Congratulations, you've survived until Wednesday without committing a crime, at least, none that can be proven. No body, no evidence, no problem.

LIVESTREAM - Well, Well, Well… if It Isn’t the Poor Sod Who Got Desperate Enough to Summon Me

Right, we’re going live in a bit, assuming I haven’t disappeared under the sofa again. It’s a solid hiding spot, to be fair. Cosy, quiet… questionable crumbs.

Anyway, if you fancy keeping me company (and making sure I haven’t actually vanished), here’s the link. See you in a bit!

Livestream starts @ 22:00 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/live/0MHt72nGW-4

2025-02-16 21:39:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Or as I call it, ‘Discount Chocolate Eve’.

Hunger Games: Jack Russell Edition

Is it technically gaslighting if the guilty party is a half-blind Jack Russell who swears she’s never seen food before? Because I’m starting to doubt my own reality.

She sits there, staring, big, tragic eyes, like some Dickensian orphan who’s never known a proper meal. Never mind the fact that I know she had dinner. And a sneaky biscuit. And possibly another sneaky biscuit when she did the whole “I’m so small and vulnerable” routine for my broth...

Cat Girl Outtake - The Great Meowtdown

Started sweet. Got dramatic. Then you had the audacity to laugh, and suddenly, I’ve got a puffy tail. Not fluffy. Puffy. Because jealous catgirls get puffy tails.

I am not jealous. I am jealous. Meow.

This is cat girl me trying to hold it together. I did not hold it together.

Cat Girl Outtake - Paws: This Is Getting Out of Hand

Started strong. Accused you of betrayal. Felt dramatic. Then, somehow, I ended up accusing you of gaslighting, because that’s apparently where my catbrain went.

Realised mid-rant that might be a bit much for a meow-meow audio. Immediate regret. Immediate restart.

Cat Girl Outtake - The Purrfect Outtake (Not Really)

It started as an audio. A simple, totally normal catgirl audio. And then… mrow. Mrow. Mrow.

Before I knew it, I wasn’t just voicing a catgirl, I was one. Full transformation. Brain gone. Just mrow, mrow, mrow, mrow.

Anyway, here’s an outtake of me losing the plot in real-time. Send help. Or treats.

Cat Girl Outtake - Feline Betrayed

Look, I tried. I really did. But apparently, my meow is too powerful. Too cursed. Too loud.

So here’s an outtake featuring:

• Betrayal.

• Heartbreak.

• Me, losing a fight with my own volume settings.

One day, I’ll learn to meow without peaking the mic. But that day was not the day.

Cat Girl Outtake - Howl Could You?!

Tried to record. Got too distressed. Peaked the audio. Had to start over.

Turns out, the mere thought of a dog girl was enough to send me (and my mic) into full meltdown mode.

Enjoy this outtake featuring excessive meows, betrayal, and my inevitable downfall.

Meow, motherf..., well. You’ll hear it. 💀

AUDIO WRECK - She’s Here… She’s Dramatic… and She’s Struggling To Sell the Part - Mourning Glory

PLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.

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Well, it's back. Again. I tried, I really did. The ghost even tried. But despite the improved sound quality, the whole dark and obsessed thing just… didn’t quite land. Instead, we’ve got something that’s less "haunting presence" and more "spectral improv session with bonus ghost mouth sounds."

So, after much deliberation (and several cups of tea), I’ve decided to let it go. Declared it officially dead. And n...

AUDIO WRECK - Spine-chilling? Maybe. Audio-chilling? Absolutely - Flesh and Borrowed Bones

PLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.

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Right, so... the time has come. The audio must face its fate.

I tried, truly. Hours of tweaking, adjusting, fiddling with settings like some kind of sound sorcerer, but no spell could save this one. The result? Mouth sounds straight out of a questionable ASMR video, a voice that can’t decide whether it wants to whisper in your ear or shout across the room, and an overall vibe that says, well, we tried.

So here it i...

The Livestream That Never Was (But Might Be. Eventually.)

Right, so, did you know you can schedule posts on Patreon? Amazing, right? Technology is wild. And do you know who successfully did this, feeling all smug and accomplished? Wayward. Absolute tech genius. Deserves a biscuit, really.

…Only she doesn’t. Because she scheduled the livestream announcement for next year. 2026. Which, in case you hadn’t noticed, is not today. And because Wayward is, in fact, a muppet, now on a self-imposed biscuit ban, there was absolutely no way for...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Human Courtship Is More Confusing Than I Expected - Date Me to Your Leader

If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.

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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confectionery encased in a misleadingly anatomical box. Fascinating. Shall I consume the flowers as well, or is their purpose strictly decorative?

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EVENT: You have just presented me with a bundle of deceased flora and an edible offering, both of which apparently symbolise affection. I am now...

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Human Courtship Is More Confusing Than I Expected - Date Me to Your Leader

If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.

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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confectionery encased in a misleadingly anatomical box. Fascinating. Shall I consume the flowers as well, or is their purpose strictly decorative?

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EVENT: You have just presented me with a bundle of deceased flora and an edible offering, both of which apparently symbolise affection. I am now...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Unpacking My New Flat… And My Feelings for You - Bubble Wrap My Heart

If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?

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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now, do you want to unpack that, or should we keep pretending neither of us noticed?

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EVENT: II just moved into my new flat, and somehow, you got roped into the mess. Between navigating a mountain of boxes and my dramatic realisation that I own too much stuff, something else slips out…...

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Unpacking My New Flat… And My Feelings for You - Bubble Wrap My Heart

If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?

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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now, do you want to unpack that, or should we keep pretending neither of us noticed?

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EVENT: II just moved into my new flat, and somehow, you got roped into the mess. Between navigating a mountain of boxes and my dramatic realisation that I own too much stuff, something else slips out…...

YOUTUBE VIDEO - I Think I Love You, and That Terrifies Me - Hopeless Romantic or Just Hopeless?

Have you ever stared at someone sleeping and thought, “Wow, I am in trouble”? No? Just me then?

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You do realise staring at you while you sleep was not part of my original plan, right? And yet, here I am, hopelessly tangled in feelings I never meant to have, watching you breathe like some love-struck fool.

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EVENT: I was meant to keep things simple, but that plan collapsed somewhere between the way you smile in your sleep and the way my heart races for no good ...