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Monster Essays: Minotaurs

 

Man, I went into this one wondering if I’d even have enough for a real story. Then I just got to the sexuality part and a lot of stuff started falling into place. Furries would be super into them, they’re be big on pregnancy and able to interbreed to make anime-style minotaurs over big shaggy beastmen. I’ll need to actually use them beyond background characters sometime… at least a holstaur (halfbreed) and dealing with that life.



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Patron Request: Mars Needs Doms

 This was a random patron’s request from a while back. I think I got into a mood where I wanted to write but didn’t have much motivation or inspiration. I ended up just writing some more analytical projects, which circled back around to this one.

The basic premise was a shortstack alien or two that dominate a much larger one. Settled on the shortstack, scientific uloks that gather and tame the strong, vicious, but submissively horny varians from their home planet t...

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Monster Essays: Orcs

 

Another one of these popular little shorties! Orcs are next, as seen in Orc Dates and a few other background roles. I think they’ve been around since basically the beginning, but usually the default jocks and bouncers. I got into why they’d be that way, and being biological fighters and wanderers added up to a kind of muscular ADHD. It was just the twist I wanted, and gave orcs the fun quirks of carrying office toys or trinkets to fiddle with to keep themselves calm....

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Patron Reward: Pokegirl Belly Busters May's Revenge

Just a quick delivery on a reward story to start clearing things out. May and Dawn from pokemon arrange a rematch for a bellypunching brawl.


 

After the brawl at the pokemon center, there were a lot of conflicting egos going on between the trainers involved. Dawn had made a few boasting comments online about a particular “battle” she’d just won, which just got May angrier after the beating she endured. She was angrily reading through Dawn’s posts, ...

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Reward Art: Ann and Fran the Pokemob

A bonus piece I had ordered a while back! The two sidekicks to the protag in Pokegirl Adventures, Ann (the fire type fetishist) and Fran (the hypnosis-loving psychic fangirl). The pokemob's whole thing was catching and stealing certain types to be their waifus, no matter the cost. They turn over a new leaf after Marshall defeats them and end up being fun spazzes to write for.

Done by  www.twitter.com/mythologikart  

 

They ...

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Beefers 3: Manager's Special

 

Beefers was another fun experiment. It was me seeing the wave of sexy restaurant settings going around on Twitter (Pizza Thot and Thot Wings, naturally, but Thot Burger, Brooders, and such). I took a swing at it with Stackers and that was a huge hit. I guess just knowing you can ask what you want and that they’re aiming to please takes away a lot of the worries while adding to the tension?

Anyway, Beefers is my thotty steakhouse. This time focusing on the mus...

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Reward Art: Jab Lock the gamer girl

A fairly recent OC I've only been writing for recently. When Command Grab and the other fighting game scene girls showed up, I was inspired to write for them and ended up slowly working on my own. Jab Lock is a big brawny lady who's a mix of fat and muscle from working on her amateur boxing at the gym. She could be a decent heavyweight but she'd rather stay at home playing videogames. She'd kind of what you might call a muscle bimbo; gets way too into what she's doing and is easily distracted...

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Monster Essays: Fairies

Just finished up another shorty while I was at it. Learn all you wanted to know about fairies and more in the ghetto goblin world! Already got a start on orcs, cuz damn do these things go quick. Too much experience on essays in my writing major's my guess.


 

Dylan Eywind

History of Interspecies Relations II

Little Friends. The History of Fairies

**A-. Some prime examples of size difference and its result...

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Crox and the Human Girl 2: Sludgin'

 

I don’t remember this story being a tremendous hit, but it definitely had some big fans. Part two of a series (part one at https://www.patreon.com/posts/crox-and-human-24500491 ) where a ghetto goblin boy ends up living the dream of having a human woman get the hots for him. After all the years of goblin girls and human boys, this felt like an important angle to explore. I...

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Pokemon Royal Rumble; Brawl For the Pokeball

 

Had this one baking for a while as the next step in NES Wrestling, though not positive what’s next for that particular league. Pokemon’s been cranking out more and more waifus as time goes on, so felt like they had a place in the league. Rather than settle on who to use, I realized I never wrote a Royal Rumble style match; where fighters come in over a period of time and fuck you if you’re the first one in the ring. I genuinely used random numbers to generate the order ...

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Input Warhammer 40K: Only Lust Votes

Been writing a bunch of those over time. So far in the 40K stories I've done ogryn, ratlings, dark eldar, tech priests, psykers and sisters of battle.  That's about half of what I had and added a few more, so thought I'd check back in. The tau and the warp were popular last time, fyi.

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Feb Art Poll

A wise man would start putting years on these poll titles by now. But tracking time isn't my strong suit. It's sharing the wealth with commission artists and writing the word "boobs" a lot. Take your pick of the pics, fans!


 

Junko and Talk Dirty: an intimidating blonde Japanese street punk and her sleek pink manifested Stand, Talk Dirty To Me

Goblin Swamp Girls. Joody and Gobby Mae the hillbilly goblins with their human “g...

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February Story Poll

 Mostly getting back to classics this month for several reasons. I did a lot of monstergirl stuff last month and don’t want to slack too much on my fight fan followers. Second just cuz the old stuff just sort of floats in the back of my mind and middle of my lists until something really kicks in to do for it.

Also just because I realize there’s ones that I want to win and have lots of ideas for, which means I’ll probably write them anyway. Since I’ve been writing more whim-...

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Fairy Orgy

A suggestion from a long-time donor; a human having an orgy with a bunch of much smaller fairies. Since the once at Stackers was so popular, felt like exploring them some more. Not much to know about this one. Just quick and easy fun.



 

There were plenty of benefits to dating Celine. She was fun and cheerful, of course. She was thin without being too boney, giving her a nice ass to go top off her long legs. The way her wide-set wings fluttered i...

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Patreon Reward: Pokegirl Belly Buster

A recent high-end donor's reward. Four famous pokemon trainers get into a feud that ends in some belly-beating catfight. Two donors had to lower their tiers, so two others have already stepped up to fill the gap. Big thanks to them for keeping us above the double tier, and expect some different reward stories popping up in the near future.




 

There was always a competitive side when it came to pokemon trainers. Normally this manifested...

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Monster Essays: Gorgons

Another one of these shorties. Gorgons aren't the sluttiest things around but they're a neat race to mess around with.  I even waited to introduce a half-gorgon in Goblin Teens before committing to how they worked. I'm confident there are males who work on the same rules, but I'm always less quick to add male characters in general.



 

Dylan Eywind

History of Interspecies Relations II

Forbidden Beauty. Histor...

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Filthy Casual Hits the Gym

Another story of gamer girls, revisiting Filthy Casual from https://twitter.com/Doctor_Crafty/status/1200254167668920322.  

The artist really liked her first fic and threw more facts about her for me to pick at in my spare time. The fact she was polyamorous with a leaning towards fit girls and worked out at the gym really helped win me over.

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Warhammer 40K Only Lust: The Dark Eldar

Suddenly went back to the Warhammer stories! I had this half done for good month or two before it kinda clicked where to take it. So the eldar are just space elves; tall and skinny and really psychic/magical. Humans will sometimes tolerate them but they don't trust them and would rather kill them.

Dark Eldar are their fucked up cousins. They're famous for blood orgies, kidnapping, torture, and everything else fucked up about the hedonistic age of eldar that tore a hole in t...

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Early Access: Popularity Contest Hashtag Wrestling

An old idea I started to finally work on. Where your social media status and likes makes a wrestler stronger. It makes playing to the fans and being a Twitter nutjob that much more sensible for a star.

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Patron Reward: Baba Yaga's Hunger

Another reward for a donor. Fair warning! The story contains sex with Baba Yaga, the gnarled old Russian witch. Going full on ancient, wrinkled great grandmother of a woman as actively unattractive to the narrator.  This one's NOT gonna be for everyone, but felt like an interesting read in terms of stretching out and testing some limits.



 

All the locals knew of Baba Yaga. She was the witch of witches. The...

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Patron Reward: Fire Emblem Mist vs Sakura

More medieval video game girls fighting it out, now with two modest healers going all out on each other in the arena. 



 

The arena had seen many warriors and leaders do battle within its walls. Even some dragons and deities had been drawn to the famous battleground to show their stuff. It was still peculiar to see the two holy healers enter the arena. The largely peaceful women entered with their staves in hand, though clearly their strengt...

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Monster Essays: Elves

Elves felt like the next logical step. Smart, similar to humans, magical enough to hide unexplained. They've been around for a wehile in the stories but only starred in one, maybe two stories.


 

Dylan Eywind

History of Interspecies Relations II

Immortal Love. The History of Elves.

**B+. I appreciate your personal experience but avoid using I in objective essays. I’d say your close encounters are what m...

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Kobold Diaries

Remember way back when I got my break on Goblin Diaries? Same thing but kobolds, basically. Y'all know I hate retreading old ground, so while this got top vote of the month I took my time keeping it at least fairly original and interesting. Still, it's got first person weird monstergirl harem sex, so don't think I'm hearing anyone complaining.



 

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Reference Sheet For Modern Monsterverse Stories

Not much here. Just thought I'd track what stories are actually in the modern monstergirl/ghetto goblin canon. Some commissions, some Patreon originals, so feel free to check if you missed any.

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Patron Request: Goblin University 2; Tribal Fantasy

Sequel to another patron story for a goblin college student seducing her professor with logic and kinky species-play fantasies.

 

There was a local event at Mountferry University called Goblin Camp. Between some of the more academic students and historically educated goblin staff, they took any volunteers out camping for a small fee. It looked good on extracurriculars, since the experience was meant to emulate traditional goblin lifestyles and culture as much as poss...

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Monster Essays: Goblins

Finished up another of these quickies since work was busy today. Answering all those little questions you had about goblins but were too horny to ask. Gotta figure what to do for the next, but should probably get some real stories in here too.


 

Dylan Eywind

History of Interspecies Relations II

Going Green; Goblins and the Awakening

**C-. Most of your data is accurate but your sou...

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Monster Essays: Demons

So this was brought on by a lot of fan questions lately. I've been keeping a very loose log on facts I've established on the monstergirls in my ghetto goblin/modern monstergirls series. People have been asking about lore and background, and I don't like to set anything big in stone without it contributing something to the story. Stuff trickles out anyway, and someone asked for a full on essay in-universe explaining the history and traits of each species.

That felt like a bi...

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Poll Results For January

 Just posting the primary votes for the stories this month! Just an idea of what to expect for followers and non-voters. Just don't mind if I'm a little all over the place at first while I catch up on sleep and work on what feels natural.


Wrestlemerica 2K19 Glitch Fight: 3 votes. a guy tries out the create-a-character story mode in the glitchy new videogame. Inside the game, the newly made character decides to do her best to impress him, even if that mea...

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Reward Art: River City Girlfight

 More of this month's reward art from https://dominion-five.tumblr.com/tagged/draws
It's not from any particular story, I just like the characters. The River City Girls do appear in a chapter of NES Wrestling, and the game's fun and stylistic as fuck.  Misuzuu is the first boss of the game; just a beefy school hall monitor and early standout. Wanted to capture that feel of wailing on a boss wit...

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The Wendigo of the Mountain

 

Wow, this one is ancient… I wanna say I wrote most of this like a year ago. Whenever I learned that Dead By Daylight was a thing. Because I sucked at that game, but Huntress is such an adorable psychopath. Even if she’s a mass-murderer, she hums happily while she tracks her prey and has an uncontrollable affection for some of them. I stirred up a few things about her and put this story together as a result. I’ve been sleeping different lately and fending off a cold, so ...

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