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CPBBD ZOOM CLASS

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Río Grande Valley Flora

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Montezuma Cypress

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The World's Tiniest Sunflower

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Butano Cypress & Coast Redwood Exposé

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From Prairie to Swamp

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Rhyolite Cliff Dwellers (Perityle cernua)

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From Muskogee to Austin

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Ft Worth Prairie Flora

In the sweltering Central Texas heat of early October we examine a cast of species growing in the prairies of the Ft. Worth Region, notable for being where the Mesquite (#Prosopis glandulosa) - an extremely important tree ethnobotanically as well as ecologically - first begin to appear if headed West. We also see a few of the species that inhabit the dry limestone outcrops known for having a very thin topsoil, such as Silphium albiflorum, Hymenopappus tenuifolius, & Vernonia lindheimeri. ...

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Red Nectar & Nesocodon mauritianus

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Cactus Rescue Jahb

Original Video was a bad edit, thanks to everybody for the heads up. Here it is cleaned up.

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Peyote Sanctuary

This video may never go public do to the stupid drug war. Waiting for consultation from experts in the field of Peyote conservation to see if this video could potentially jeopardize the person keeping this sanctuary maintained, protected and safe from legal harassment, despite him being licensed and with NAC.

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Longleaf Pine Video Early Access

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Early Viewing for Patreon Supporters

Thanks for all you do to support the channel.
I am grateful.

🙏

-J

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Stromatolite Video

Michigan's Upper Peninsula is home to a wealth of ancient #Proterozoic jewels of geology, such as #stromatolites and metamorphosed pillow basalts, as well as some lovely iron mines and remnant rustbelt infrastructure. We find two species of orchids, man-made mountains at the edge of an iron mine, and a species of shelf mushroom that only grows on birch trees.

#Euphrasia stricta
#Antennaria parviflora
#Spiranthes incurva
#Picea glauca

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Early Show for Patreon Supporters (and what the shit)

Won't be releasing this for a couple weeks, and I still have a shit ton of clips to put together from the upper peninsula of Michigan, where we slept by the railroad tracks in a Birch/Abies forest every night sipping fizzy water and puffing on HIGH-CBD weed and botanized and lurked around rock outcrops and bogs during the day making videos. Enjoy the Banded Iron formations...

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Italian Beef/Dolomite Prairie Exposé

Hot off the press, for Patreon Supporters only...

https://youtu.be/TVfeOYMG4_Y

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Unauthorized Botanic Garden

https://youtu.be/2TbRZHSXoLc

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Butterfly Relocation Jahb

At the moment, this video is only available to Patreon supporters and it may remain that way.
Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/3ge4nZjAC5s

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California Pitcher Plants

Not set to be posted publicly for another two weeks, you can catch this video here:

https://youtu.be/RTZmHwKg0tA

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Mojave Wildflowers Video : From the vault

Originally recorded 4 months ago and finally edited and produced today, here's a video for Patreon subscribers only (until it's released in three or four weeks) highlighting a day in the zmihavr Desert in mid-spring. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/QO-wt0a7_Ho

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CPBBD RAILROAD EXPOSÉ

For Patreon Supporters only...

https://youtu.be/n_GbLf_cF_A

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Video for Patreon Supporters Only

https://youtu.be/KSuC14AH08Q

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Early Access to New Video

This one is being released in a few days. Early access to Patreon supporters. Thanks again for you help. I couldn't do what I do without it.

https://youtu.be/dyBw4261b-o

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Tony Santoro's Intro to Flower Morphology.

I can't imagine this will be a hit, but it's my hope to simply light the flame for more people and get them interested in learning about this stuff. So here's an introductory crash course on flower morphology for those with no background or education in botany. Video is still private to anybody who's not a Patreon supporter and I've got a few tweaks to make but here's the meat of it. Feel free to message me with feedback or questions and thanks again to all of you for your support

Apol...

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Sneak Peak LA River Botany

Spent some time around old haunts yesterday and made a video. Here's a sneak peak for Patreon supporters. Thank you all for your support and apologies if you wrote and I never responded. Don't hesitate to write me again, my mind is like a box of pinball thoughts bouncing around all at once and sometimes and I simply forget to respond.

https://youtu.be/ar...

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Livestrean Link for Patrons Only (Please Do Not Share)

Hi guys, took this down after letting it ride for a day. I took it down because it's a little too "front and center" for my style and for the dumpster fire that is the general public... I like to keep a low profile for a number of various reasons, but here it is for any patreon supporters. Also, Google went in to my drive and removed some of the books (like botany illustrated). I guess if a folder on Google drive has sharing enabled they can do this and vet the files for copyright infringemen...

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Grey Fox in the Atacama

Hey all, got a line up of videos staged. And more to throw together. Thanks for your support and for being patient. Central Chile is in a drought right now... The Northern Deserts had more flowering. We're lurking around in a sketchy white van with El Chavo del Ocho painted on the side of it, chasing flowers and singing profanity-laden tourrettes songs to ourselves out loud. Anything to avoid being taken seriously. Here's a Grey Fox that has apparently been semi - domesticated (at least I ass...

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Check out these Brachychiton in Chile

https://youtu.be/A6ShaNK7s7A

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Theft of an Ipass

Some footage of me and Al fucking around in Chicago over the weekend. Not releasing this because it gets off to a slow start and isn't really worthy of being published, but there's a few bits in here that are ridiculous and hilarious, especially if you are familiar with the zeitgeist of the tri-state area. Most notable are the references to "suburban Goths" and the almost-obsessive conviction that one is being hazed and intentionally trolled by the theft of an Ipass toll tag. Plus, there are ...

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