It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER erase this experience from our minds ๐๐ง ๐คฏ
2024-12-24 17:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Petty Pumpkin Patch is blazing hot and yet icy cold in this cozy little rewatch of a modern Christmas classic, THE HOLIDAY! Grab your hot cocoa and a box of your softest tissues because we're going through every emotion imaginable as the tears and cheers start flowing, much like the champagne we dream of sharing with Jude Law on Christmas Eve in a sexy snowy cottage. I mean....no yeah that's what we meant ๐คญ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!! ๐โ๏ธ๐ฌ๐งโ๐ถ๐...
2024-12-21 16:18:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins,
YouTube removed our Euphoria season 2 binge because it apparently "violated guidelines" even though we took great strides to make sure everything was censored and the time stamp they gave of the "violation" is in the literal last minute of the video where we are discussing our thoughts. Our channel now has a strike against it so we are making an appeal but it's going to take 72 hours to hear what happens next.
In the meantime you can head over to our Patreon to watc...
2024-12-21 02:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting electric in this first time watch of the thriller that shocked the nation, Strange Darling! We're running for our lives, but are we really? Kyle Gallner hurry up and catch us, we're waiting..๐โก๐ฅ๐ช๐ฎ๐ป๐ฉธ
2024-12-19 16:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post
๐ฉธโฐ๏ธ๐ Things are getting gory and gothic at the Petty Pumpkin Patch as we settle into Allerdale Hall for a first-time watch of CRIMSON PEAK, where blood keeps blooming through the floorboards and these sexy, sinister siblings simply wonโt stop killing! Consider our crimsons officially peaked! โ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ
And because we are celebrating Gothic Winter, weโre cracking open the Petty Patreon Vault and letting this reaction spill across YouTube like a cri...
2024-12-17 15:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
As a way to show our gratitude to you all we decided to go ahead and lower last year's December Patreon-exclusives Eyes Wide Shut (first-time watch) and Elf (commentary) into the $5 tier for the rest of 2024 (they will get moved back up to their original tiers on 1/1/25)!
Everyone in the Party Pumpkin tier now has access to these two gems on top of everything else in our catalogue as a little Christmas trea...
2024-12-17 13:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We're trading palm trees for the The Plaza in this joyful little rewatch of our all-time favorite movie sequel, HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! It's giving Pigeon Lady Pizazz, Convicted Criminals Couture and Booby Trap Bonanza as King Kevin saves the day once again, proving sometimes the Pettiest Christmases are the Perfect Christmases. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! And a Happy New Year! ๐๐๐ฝ๐
2024-12-14 02:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The first cut is the deepest, but this first-time reaction to Edward Scissorhands cuts even deeper! He's crafting, and snipping, and sculpting our hearts in this romantic tale of a boy with awkwardly sharp parts โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๐ป๐ฉธ๐
2024-12-13 00:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh oh, Santa heard just how naughty we've been this year so he's not coming down our chimney ๐ But no worries, there's another Sleigh Daddy on his way and this year he's giving us a punishment we'll never forget in this festive little rewatch of Krampus! ๐ฅถ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
2024-12-11 01:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're donning our gayest apparel and making the yuletides gayer than ever as we celebrate a queer Christmas favorite, Happiest Season! With an all star cast of Petty Pumpkins' favs, this Christmas dramadey is bound to get a rise out of even the humbuggiest of Scrooges. ๐๐๐
2024-12-09 17:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
*sung to the tune of the Nonsense outro*
Petty Pumpkins Christmas tis the season
Sabrina at the Patch she is the reason
Queer Christmas it will always leave us cheesin ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐
I think we can both agree this video was probably the most fun we've had filming all year!! Thank y'all so much for a year joy, laughter and great vibes here at the Patch despite some tumultuous things happening outside of this space. Watching this with y'all ...
2024-12-08 13:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, the long awaited binge video of The Fall of the House of Usher has finally hit the channel~ This video is definitely for those who don't want to sit through 8+ hours of footage, but we'd love your support on this 3.5 hour cut! Like, stream, share! We heard if you watch all the way to the end Verna will make you a special little deal you won't be able to turn down! ๐คญ๐ฆโโฌ
2024-12-06 23:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins! Hope the holiday season has been treating y'all well so far (although more than likely it's been kicking your asses just as much as it is ours ๐)
Just wanted to let y'all know that we have spent the last week working diligently to get our edited binge of The Fall of the House of Usher to YouTube and as long as the content creator gods are on our side, that will be posted later today!
Now that that's done we can focus on filming the December content we teased starti...
2024-12-06 15:47:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Annabelle's back at the patch!!! We've covered her origin story and now Annabelle Comes Home! Join us for fun and games with our best Judy as we touch every single item in the Warren's artifact room, explore the reason Bob's got balls and watch Annabelle serve, one glossy eyed glare at a time! ๐โค๏ธ๐โ ๐บ๐ช
2024-12-03 03:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Holidays Pumpkins! We have lots of fun Christmas content scheduled (and some non-holiday sprinkled in!) that we're so excited to share with y'all! Christmas is such a special time of year for us and spending it with all of you means more than you could ever know ๐ฅนโค๏ธ Sending everyone the warmest wishes this holiday season!!
And now the schedule!
Shows:
SEVERANCE season 1 (reaction): we've been wantin...
2024-12-02 03:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, the long awaited Euphoria Special Episodes edit has finally arrived on the channel! Grab the tissues and head over to youtube and watch Colman, Hunter and Zendaya give A+ tear worthy performances!
2024-12-01 19:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're starting off the holiday season with our annual rewatch of the Christmas classic film Home Alone! Grab your boarding pass and - oh wait, it got thrown away, your parents forgot you and now you're stranded in a house burglars have scouted out? Looks like we're saving Christmas one booby trap at a time! ๐๐ฅ
2024-12-01 04:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey late night lovers looking to tip some coins our way, we've got a thrilling found footage flick that'll leave you dripping with fear. Our webcam isn't the only thing turned on in this commentary of our favorite late night thriller CAM! Madeline Brewer strips all the way down in this naughty little romp that will have you deleting ALL your online profiles before it's too late... ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐
2024-11-30 10:25:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
we've released our first ever vaulted video and it happens to be the most chaotic Christmas movie we've ever watched at the Patch! We hope you have a great day celebrating stuffing your face, we're thankful for you every single day!
2024-11-28 16:26:42 +0000 UTC View PostThis month for this tier we're letting y'all vote a favorite Christmas movie that we'd love to watch with you! So many good options for this poll it was hard to narrow down but we did our best ๐คญ๐๐
Polls close at Sunday, Dec 1 at 11:59 CST. Happy voting and Happy Holidays!
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2024-11-28 04:06:07 +0000 UTC View PostY'all know the drill!!! Time to pick something for us to watch--Christmas or Christmas-adjacent edition.
Make sure you get your votes into Santa by Sunday, Dec 1 at 11:59 CST. Happy voting and Happy Holidays!
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2024-11-28 04:05:52 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY MF HOLIDAYS PUMPKINS!!! The most wonderful time of the year has arrived and we're ready to celebrate with our gorgeous stunning patrons. We have seen a loooot of Christmas movies so options for this are A LITTLE limited but these will all still make great reactions we think!
Polls close at Sunday, Dec 1 at 11:59 CST. Happy voting and Happy Holidays!
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2024-11-28 04:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We're catching up on 2024 releases we've missed with our dear beloved patrons with a first-time watch of one of the most intense movies we've seen this year, I SAW THE TV GLOW! Mr. Melancholy has nothing on us as we navigate this heartbreaking tale of nostalgia, acceptance and fear, one Pink Opaque episode at a time... ๐บ๐๐๐ฆโจ
2024-11-28 02:55:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat for a spell-binding first time watch of Suspiria. This nightmarish movie took us on a whirlwind of unsynced lips, dancing hips, flips, dips, and colorful trips. These witches are working behind the scenes to make sure nothing is what it seems. ๐ฎโจ๐ฉฐ๐ก๏ธ๐ช
2024-11-26 16:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch our super censored version of Terrifier 3 on youtube! We were completely gagged (well... gagging) over this movie and we KNOW some of y'all will only be able to handle the censored version --so watch our youtube edit for all the warm fuzzies! ๐๐ ๐ป
2024-11-25 22:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, our final Back to the Future reaction has finally been edited and has arrived on the channel! These videos were so fun for us to film, but they under performed! Please show this final video a little love and have a blast from the past while watching!โก
2024-11-25 03:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Haul out the holly, Art's feeling jolly in this first time watch of Terrifier 3! Art the Clown is Santafied and checking each name off the naughty list with true Christmas joy. ๐๐ ๐ปโ๏ธ๐
2024-11-24 17:17:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our trek into Mike Flanagan's deep dark filmography continues with a Patreon-exclusive, first time watch of OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL! Grab the planchette and write Mommy her check cause when the Ouija's in play, this family will slay! ๐ฎ๐ป๐โจ
2024-11-21 02:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our first time reaction to Smile 2 is finally here and we're so excited to see those pearly whites! Please support with a like and a stream, a share and a scream! Hope our video gives you something to... smile about! ๐
2024-11-20 17:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostLights, Camera, Bitch, SMILE! ๐
Obviously as a huge Swiftie this movie instantly reminded me of I Can Do It With A Broken Heart off Taylor Swift's album The Tortured Poets Department --so here's a little music video I whipped up after watching this fabulous flick! Hope to see Skye & Taylor collab one day!
Smile 2 (youtube edit) dropping soon!
2024-11-20 07:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post