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Update 02-08 - UNREMITTING HYPE

Hello and Good Evening or Morning or whenever Alfa gets this to Patreon, everyone.

It's me Earndil again with a- IT'S A WEEK AWAY. WE'RE RELEASING THE NEXT EPISODE COME HELL OR HIGH WATER BY NEXT WEEK, 2/14.

ARE YOU READY?
CAN!
YOU!
DIG IT!?

That's right folks, after almost a year of talking about how we're working hard on the next episode (We do that a lot you know, it's a lot of hard work) we're FINALLY able to get it out.

We are spending the next few we...

Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for the credits of Hunter: The Parenting Chapter 5!

A big and powerful greeting to all you, our most POWERFUL donatians, who are the real life-blood of all our work.

First off, another massive THANK YOU for helping us reach past our goal and into the heavens. We are in a VERY good spot right now thanks to you, and we're already planning how to expand past our previous restraints.

And with that!
Next month, we are FINALLY releasing Chapter 5.
It is thus also time for you to choose your colours for the credits!

So, we got...

Update 01/11 - A MASSIVE THANK YOU POST

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOD FORTSÄTTNING, OGRES!

It's me with your infrequent but attempting to be timely update, Earndil, once again.

This update will have little of note as we hurtle precariously towards releasing Hunter: the Parenting Chapter 5, which we will be RELEASING IN FEBRUARY, but we do have something else...

We got as many people as we could get ahold of for this little (okay maybe not so little) thing. Everyone here has something to say to you all,...

Update 12/06 - Hunter: The Parenting is Changing!

We're driving through Patreon this week to get your order, so far it's 15 triple cheeseburgers, and 32 deep fried chicken skins.
Any of you want anything else?
That's unfortunate because now it's update day.

It is me Earndil again with Patreon Update of the biweekly variety, or as close to it as we can reckon with how busy we've been.

But rather than just wax poetic about how busy we've been, I can simply point to many things we've gotten done in the past few weeks and month...

Update 11/18 - Audiolog Soon Blease

It's a day nebulously in the field of the week so that means it's time for an infrequent update on Patreon SORRY.

Hello Poppenang Gaming, we have some GREAT AND POWERFUL news for you all this update about MANY THINGS.

Get your ears Peeled like a Shrimp for this news, because who knows when it's coming around again because WE'RE FOCUSING HARD ON GETTING IT ALL DONE.

For Hunte...

Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for the credits of our next video!

GREETING ONCE MORE.

I hope you are surviving.

This Friday, we are going to be aiming for a new Audiolog release.
I figured it'd be prudent to ask for your preferred colours for the credits!

So, how do we go about this?

Like this!

• Leave a comment here with the colour you'd like for your name (preferably with a color hex code).

• Posting here is not needed for you to appear in the credits list, but if you don't specify, we will assign a col...

  2024-11-11 08:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 10/25 - Teaser for next Audiolog and State of Chapter 5

AY

It is Alfabusa and it is Update Time.

We have a few things to cover.

We've made some pretty alright progress as of recently and I felt it was worth covering!

We're currently in the most gruelling part of Chapter 5's production yet,
and it is going to continue on for a good, sweet while...

Why?

Because of a very elaborate, intense but a...

We were interviewed by the Creators of Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2!

AY

In a dumbstricking development, the creators of Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 invited our aghast asses on for the first episode in their Community Talks podcast, talking Hunter: The Parenting, Norfolk Wizard Game, how we got into World of Darkness, and, of course, Bloodlines 2 in and of itself.

Being contacted and even interviewed by a studio behind the thing we like is... new to us!!
But, we lived, and it was in fact very cool and good, lovely people whom we thank...

Update 09/20 - This Update Will Give You A Stroke

(This Update was not written by neither Alfabusa nor Earndil be afraid)

On this day September 20th 2024, Ogfre Poppenang lost an important member to our staff.

Poor Brimblebrow died in a tragic industrial saw-blade intentional murder.

He will be missed.

ok but update time!!!!

For the week of 09/09 - 09/13 we ran into a snag :(((

Several Ogres went overseas and disrupted the local eco systems,
causi...

Update 09/07 - We ate a big sandwich and are alive again

Hello all once again, it's me Earndil writing up the update for the place known as-

Here.

What's to be expected for this week's update?

Not much if I'm totally honest...

EXCEPT THAT THE LAST TWO VIDEOS
WE'VE RELEASED WERE RECEIVED VERY WELL IN TERMS OF OVERALL VIEWS AND LIVE-RELEASE VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Sincerely, thank you all once again for the stunning and electric turnout for both the Ghoul Audiolog and NWG Chapter 1, we're glad to have gotten them out...

Update 08/03 - We are WINNING

WE ARE BACK

BACK AGAIN

GUESS WHO'S BACK

IT'S US AGAIN

BACK AGAIN

AGAIN AND WAS

BACK WAS WHOSE

It's me again, your one and only link to Alfabusa and his fabled fountain of hot cottage cheese, Earndil, with an actual update this time around!

GET reasonably excited.

BIG FIRST ITEM,
EVERYONE WHO WAS VACATIONING IS NOW NOT DOING THAT THANK GOD.

Everyone who had pr...

Update 08/03 - We are FAILING

Great and terrible news sportsfans!

It's me Earndil again for an untimely update for you all, one that has very little to properly announce.

This shall be a short update, but we endeavor to keep you all in the loop, so:

On effectively ALL FRONTS for the past two weeks, we have been met with obstacles that have greatly reduced our productivity, a large portion of our staff have gone on vacation.
As that is the time of the year for such things.

With Karl and Ga...

Update 07/12 - MAGES, MAGES, MAGES

What's up gamers, it's me again Earndil with another wretched and foul Patreon post for you to drag your glazed, unblinking eyes across.

I didn't write the last one because Alfa indicated he would but BOY was I gonna tan his hide for it taking so long to write (SIX WEEKS) wait aren't I the one who writes these?

Uehhhhh No we should blame Alfa for spilling the banana juice on the company Patreon Machine, that makes more sense.

Regardless!

What's happening in good old Po...

Update 06/25 - H:TP Chapter 5 & Norfolk Wizard Game - A Disgustingly Late Update

AY

It is Alfabusa, here to give you the Latest Update of All Time...

Why?

Just a thousand different mundane reasons all coalescing into the worst delay ever.

Chapter 5 and NWG taking priority, sickness, summer holidays and bad ol' forgetfulness.

All in a vile cocktail.

So nothing serious has happened, its just been a bunch of bullshit.

But now that we're back on track!

... Let me get on with it immediately.

2024-06-25 10:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 05/10 - Audiolog Experiment, Fallout Actualplay and Shorts

HAPPY FRIDAY, I AM WRITING TO YOU NOW.

ME.

EARNDIL.

WRITER, VOICE ACTOR, AND DEMON CONSORTER.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY CONSPICUOUS SURGERY SCARS ON MY KNEE.

THOSE ARE NORMAL I ASSURE YOU.

DEFINITELY NOT THE SITE OF A DEMON INVASION.

Hi, Earndil again, with more updates for you!

Couldn't get 'em done last week because leg surgery recovery fogging brain, but I'm back bab.

Let's cut to the quick, yeah?

What the hell are we doing ove...

Update 04/19 - Audiolog Experiment, Fallout Actualplay and Shorts

This is Earndil writing (Lead Writer and Voice of Fatigue, Shitbeard and Kevin (just so you don't read this entire post in Kevin's voice alone))

It's a Friday (as of writing, god only knows when Alfa will post this)

THAT MEANS IT'S UPDATE TIME (wow).

What updates are going on this week you may ask!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Some...

Let me explain:

Now that we have firmly recovered from the release of Chapter 4, we have once again shifted back into our quite st...

Update 03/29 - Chapter 4 and Beyond

We're so back.

Back again for another UPDATE YAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hello everyone once again, it's Earndil (scriptwriter, voice of Kevin etc), telling you about what we've been up to for the past weeks in the sphere of making stuff for you to consume with your eyes and not your mouth (don't even try, you'll starve) and BOY do we have some UPDATES for YOU.

Before we get to the updat...

H:TP Chapter 4 Watch & Download Alternatives

Since H:TP EP4 was restricted, we have received a lot of reports from people simply unable to watch the video without going through ridiculous hoops.

So, we're releasing a version that you can watch right here on Patreon for free.

We hope this works for everyone and that the watch experience on this site isn't all too choppy.

If you prefer, here is a link to a downloadable version of the video:
2024-03-18 06:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 02/26 - Chapter 4 Releasing SOON, Kevin Plush Discount Code

AY

Alfabusa here today we shall not die NO.

The next Chapter of Hunter: The Parenting is finally, FINALLY, OH GOD FINALLY upon us.

In two weeks, the release is scheduled. For the 9th, specifically.

We're currently frantically working to meet that deadline, and so, we're making this Update not so much an Update as much as us just telling you that instead of doing a lengthy update, we're just gonna keep at it and finish the fucking episode alrea...

Update 02/06 - HTP Chapter 4 Release Date!

HEY

HEY YOU

YES YOU

DID YOU KNOW

That it's time for a post from me, Earndil, wherein I tell you what we've been up to!
In Ogre Poppenang, not in our lives, that would be TERRIBLY dull otherwise, unless anyone wants to hear about me replacing a shower head.

Work happened, surprisingly enough, and that work being YET MORE VERY GOOD PROGRESS on HTP Chapter 4!<...

NORFOLK WIZARD GAME ++CHAPTER 1++ NOW RELEASED

AY!!!!

Alfabusa here and Finally, FINALLY, as PROMISED, the first Chapter of Norfolk Wizard Game has its Podcast Release!

Here we have a link to Spotify as well as an mp3 attachment for those who prefer a raw download to put wherever you wish.

The podcast SHOULD exist on your podcast platform of choice as well hopefully, just look up Norfolk Wizard Game and you should find it!

I really truly hope you enjoy, I think this first episode is an insane ride and we audio edit...

Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for the credits of our next video!

GREETINGS, ALL.

I hope you are doing fine this time and day.

We are approaching another big release, and so, it is time to ask for your preferred colors for the credits!

Here's the rundown:

Leave a comment here with the colour you'd like for your name (preferably with a color hex code). Posting here is not needed for you to appear in the credits list, but if you don't specify, I'll assign a color based on my gut instinct!

Additionally, if you're a WoD fan, let me...

Update 01-14 - New Year, New Fear

AY

It is Alfabusa, and it is time.

We at Ogre Poppenang hope you have had a poppenagled celebrations and we wish you a poppen continuation into the new year.

Giant, leaking thanks into all of your brainholes for sticking with us.

The weight of appreciation we feel is actively flattening us like a roadroller.

We wish to return the favour as soon as possible.

For the new year and the fact that Chapter 4 is still in the works I must go out first and say that t...

Update 12/22 - Back to STATUS QUO

Revolver Cougar voice or whatever:   Kept you waiting eh?

Hello once again everyone, it's Earndil once again writing up this week's post to keep you advised on what is going on in the good ol' Poppenang Production Pserver, both big and small. 

This week shall be a rather small bit of updating, as we have nothing overly major being undertaken at this time, but the goal of keeping everyone abreast of the situation CONTINUES.

2023-12-23 00:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 12/08 - You WILL NOT BELIEVE what the EVIL SORCERER has done THIS TIME

AY

It is Alfabusa, back at it again to get you an Update before the new illness takes hold of my flesh.

Let's crack these bones...

Check it out, I slapped the actual logo here as the title of this section.
Cool!!!
I will do this again, look out, be excited, more of this high-skill formating coming at you from bogre poppang broductiones.

To keep a simple summar...

Update 11/28 - WE EXIT FULLBODY PURGATORY

AY

Alfabusa here to report that BIG sorry that this update is so late.

I, the only person who has full access to this Patreon, has had a fun party week with full-family influenza. The worst fever I've had in memory, and with small child suffering the same. Great!!!

We're still not over it, we've entered the drowning-in-our-own-slime stage.

But I felt it was just very much due time to get something out, even if its a bit simple...

2023-11-28 14:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 11/05 - Set the sky aflame, we've got KEVIN PLUSHE

Can you believe it's November already?
I sure can, it's what happens after October, as it is the 11th month of the year.
But it's also two weeks since Bupdate, so you know what that means!

Hey all, Earndil here with another POST.
How have you been? Good I hope?
If not, you may consume ONE (1) Ambrosia fruit from the storage chest on the right.

What has been happening in the production chat lately, I hear you ask?

   &nb...

2023-11-05 19:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 10/15 - H:TP 4 Preview starring Characters from the Pub Audiolog and Earndil's Musings on the Mage Game

Greetings everyone, it's your favorite bi-weekly ogre writer, Earndil (if I am not your favorite, please leave your name and address in the comments and who you would prefer, so I can go to their home and shit in their toilet) back at it again with the Patreon Posts!

WHAT is going ON folks? I've been away primarily because Alfa insisted on doing the last few updates, and also work being evil and powerful against my will, but I am back now to write this blasphemous thing...

Update 09/29 - HTP Audiologs and NEW Norfolk Wizard Game now up on Spotify and other Podcasting Apps!

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Alright, let's start out with fulfilling the prophecy.

LINKS, GO:

Norfolk Wizard Game on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/3V1qZ4lGq7YtqkPOeuELEE?si=c6f1067e1b3141c1 

Hunter: The Parenting on Spotify:
https://open...

A new MP3 for our Mage Actual-Play + Question: Where do you listen to Podcasts?

AY

A lot of people in the last update asked for mp3s for the new Mage game and we are only happy to abide by this request!

So here is our second Awakening in our line of four Episode 0 Awakenings;
The Awakening of Sibyl Innswood.

Sibyl is a Mage played by Odoroshi, who you might know from Hunter: The Parenting as Grimal-kun-chama, and from Rotgrind as Vaali/Vina.

You can both listen to it here on Patreon or download it as an attachment beneath, just...