Today, the Dogg Zzone 9000 is zzoning at you in the best way-- violently and incoherently! Brockway and I welcome back Eddie Doty to discuss a hilarious night of sports broadcasting disasters: 1994's 2021-09-29 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-09-29 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostCollectible Card Games™ were like bitcoin in the ‘90s. Some freewheeling hero of licensed commerce figured out that you could create a backdoor gambling trap house for dweebs by making up rules for trading cards, and that became the speculative currency of the year 1995 alongside Pogs and Hootie and ...
2021-09-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Twilight movies produced two A-list stars, Robert Pattinson, known for being the subject of the press release where PETA thanked him for not jacking off a dog, and Kristin Stewart, known ...
2021-09-27 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Reflecting Day, 🌭s! It's a time when we look back on who we are and what we've done. But first, I want to thank the people who've allowed it. Specifically, you, if you're reading this. You've made it possible for us to keep working in a genre of media that has been absolutely determined to destro...
2021-09-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostArsenio Hall, if you’re not familiar, was a talk show host with the nervous self-deprecation of Conan O’Brien and the raw natural likeability of Carson Daly, but slightly blacker than that sounds. Also he dressed like a local newscaster dressing like a black man for a Halloween Party that he was not ...
2021-09-23 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Podcasting Day! This week’s podcast is all about expository theme songs that-
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2021-09-22 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the expression you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Xtra Naughty Cakes, the erotic cake cookbook, takes that concept and elevates it to a new and more upsetting level.
Everyone has that moment when they realize an experience from their youth they assumed was universal was, instead, unique to their weird household ("Wait, you're telling me your family didn't have a Christmas carol called 'Santa's Throne of Scrotums'?"). Recently, I was stunned to find out that ...
2021-09-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI recently reviewed the bestselling book HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME… and...
2021-09-17 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to install a fake “party” pope. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been de...
2021-09-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn the great tradition of The Dogg Zzone 9000, we invite an esteemed guest onto the podcast to participate in one of Seanbaby's completely untested games of loose rules and looser hosts. In this episode, Good Job Brain's Karen...
2021-09-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-09-15 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostOctober is coming, when I love a good horror movie, which is why we’re dissecting Glenn Danzig’s Verotika in September. Heed ye my conservatively chosen words, sojourner: Verotika is the worst movie ever made. We all know musician Danzig as a Frank Frazetta painting given life to sl...
2021-09-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThese days books are being written for more and more niche audiences. For instance, Halloween Adult: Halloween Costumes Halloween Adult Costumes: Turning Scary To Sexy Traditions, Kids, Bedtime, Fiend Scare is for people who've awoken from a lifelong coma and have no idea what Halloween is but h...
2021-09-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMeasuring success in a creative endeavor is a tricky thing. I’ve published, contributed to, or edited nine books, one of which was a New York Times Bestseller. I co-founded this website, which statistics tell me is in the top .5% of all Patreons. I’m one half of a podcast which statistics te...
2021-09-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFrom an unexplained corner of the galaxy they came! Zan! Jayna! And their space monkey Gleek! Did they come from a planet where all brothers and sisters could form animals or water anythings when they touched? How much training did they receive before they were put in charge of rescuing Earth children? B...
2021-09-09 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-09-08 13:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn this very special Podcasting Day, we’re getting sued! And also poisoned!
We continue our tradition of inviting the hilarious and insightful author Jason Pargin to discuss things that harm and upset him. He writes fun and brilliant novels called things like 2021-09-08 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello to Hot Dog land it is my fortune to once again share from my world to yours. I again have worked to ‘source’ my writin’ content from my local area, in this case I remembered the barn what is right here next to the house and what I found there.
Now I have learnt in some years of marriage...
2021-09-07 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWell, everyone, I'm sorry to say our journey has come to an end. As conspiracy theory writers and flashers both say, all has been revealed. If you didn't read the first three 2021-09-06 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that Brockway names all his pets after Seanbaby, and Seanbaby names all his jumpkicks after Brockway. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We ha...
2021-09-03 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe art of turning a man's brain off with your hands was perfected in 1930 by Seattle patrolman Svend Jens "Jorgy" Jorgensen. If you're crime, you already know him as your greatest enemy, the author of AMERICAN POLICE JIU-JITSU.
For the third and final installment of our Conan Podcast Trilogy, Lydia Bugg looks upon 1985's Red Sonja for the very first time. Will her young eyes ship it, or merely stan it? Will she notice it's all the same people from the last movies with new names and costumes? Will she appreciate the bra...
2021-09-01 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-09-01 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to draw a dick on the sun. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, so...
2021-08-31 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostJehovah's Witnesses? More life UFOVAHS WITNESSES. Welcome to Exo-Vaticana Part 3: The Crazy Stuff Has Landed. If you haven't read parts one and 2021-08-30 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to throw an all-wolf dance party. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted...
2021-08-27 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME... and have her beg for more! It Really Works! The First and Only Book That Tells You Exactly How is a 39-year-old book on farming orgasms written by a Christian actress after three sex partners. The...
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