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ROYAL REWARD: Senpai's Shaft (Absorption, Penis TF, Nagatoro)

Derek sighed as he settled back into his couch, picked up his remote, and hit play on another exciting episode of Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro.

“Oh, Senpai,” he said, grabbing a large bowl of Doritos. “What comical misadventures will you and Nagatoro get up to today?” Stuffing a handful into his mouth, he chewed loudly, spraying bits everywhere as he spoke. “Will you finally admit your love for each other? Will you finally kiss? Or will you even go so far as to–...

ROYAL REWARD: Perverse Poolrooms, Part 4 (Commercialization, Catgirlification, Expansion)

You flow through the labyrinth like a ghostly, sticky tidal wave, leaving the tiles of the floor and the walls coated in the ectoplasm of your form. It’d be kinda gross, if not for the fact it’s, well, you, now. When you think about it, it’s no worse than getting dust on you, really. 

Pouring out of the corridor, you slide with speed into the next poolroom, determined to get your next transformation over and done with. You’ve decided you’re not going to hesitate ...

Nerissa Sings a Western, Part 1 (Cowgirlification, Expansion, Hypnosis, Hololive)

The wind whirled, kicking a tumbleweed through the town, across the street, and into the open goal of the local saloon’s doors, where Holo-EN were struggling to get into character.

“Which idiot suggested a western-themed show anyway?” asked Kronii, fighting to cram her famous bust into a setting-appropriate corset. Calliope Mori, whistling innocently, handed her a bikini top instead.

On the other side of the saloon, Nerissa stood on the stage and felt a strange feeling, one ...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Ruby (Sextoy TF, RWBY)

A persistent smacking, like a boot striking a hardwood floor, snapped Ruby out of her slumber. 

Sitting up in bed, she rubbed her eyes and blinked and groaned. Ugh… What had woken her…? She’d been having such a good dream too. ‘More cookies, Miss Schnee?~’ Urgh…

The dorm room, pitch black, yawned before her like an unexplored cave, sending tiny tremors through her body as she squinted into the darkness. She couldn’t see much, but after a moment her gaze slid to ...

ROYAL REWARD: Amagi's New Lingerie (Clothing TF, Azur Lane, Illustrated)

Kaga’s fist rapped against the door of Amagi’s bedroom. “Amagi?” she called. “Amagi?” If the Aircraft Carriers’ older sister were in, she was clearly sailing the oceans of Dreamland, because no-one responded, not even when Kaga knocked a third time.

Kaga and Akagi shared a look. “Allow me to try,” said Akagi, after a moment. “Amagi?” she called, rapping the door herself. “Akagi?” 

Again, no one answered.

For several seconds, the two simply stoo...

ROYAL REWARD: Hot Couture (Selfcest, Kill la Kill)

Nui Harime lay on her desk and frowned, kicking her legs absently, as she looked down on a clothing store’s worth of haute couture dresses and garments. She’d finished her work as the grand couturier of REVOCs early today, and with an hour or more left on the clock before she was due to finish, she was beginning to feel bored.

Groaning, she rolled from side to side, moaning in frustration. Surely there was something she could do to pass the time before she clocked off. But ...

Mansion of Madness! - Epilogue

The chandelier’s candles flickered, their magical light glinting off the darkwood furniture and other furnishings of the banquet hall as Mahou settled back in her chair, put her feet up on the table, and sighed an exquisite sigh of victory. “Nyaaaah~,” she said, lying back. “I’m glad that’s finally over, nya.” 

As far as new batches of maids went, this time had gone pretty terribly for her. Normally, they didn’t get past the fourth room, let alone far enoug...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 9

No sooner had they reached the top of the staircase than the doors of the cellar slammed shut with a thoom, making the candles flicker and the chandelier swing on its chain. Their flames glinted in the breastplates of the armor stands and in the darkwood of the furniture and off the marble skin of the statues, while on the banquet table the food steamed, tempting as a fairy’s feast. On the walls, great paintings loomed over them, showing twisted, overlapping flesh in deep pinks and...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 8

One by one, the five of them slid down the side of the soap-serpent, their feet producing sharp smacks that echoed through the vast interior of the Mansion’s wine cellar. Freiren, curious, sent her light a little higher, illuminating the gigantic stone arches supporting its ceiling. The place seemed more like an ancient tomb than cellar she’d ever been in, the barrels more like sarcophagi than casks. Drawing her light back, she shivered. She only hoped it wasn’t foreshadowing.

As ...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 7

With a snap of her fingers, Freiren extinguished her werelight. There was no need for it anymore: the room on the other side of the door shone, as if they were peering through a portal into a tropical, sunlit paradise.

Taking a cautious step through, Freiren recoiled at the clack of her school shoes against the floor and looked down to see herself standing on tiles. Pastel pink, with a few odd spots of blue, they stretched into the distance like the squares of a gigantic chessboard, bef...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 6

The clack of their footsteps rolled into the library’s depths like pebbles bouncing off the walls of a bottomless well. 

“Well,” said Erza, bringing her hands together with a clap. “I suppose we should start searching. If there’s an exit in here, hidden or otherwise, we’re not going to find it simply standing around and talking.” 

“You want us to search this…?!” said Weiss, swinging a motley-clad arm at the library’s endless, book-filled depths. “...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 5

Erza didn’t wait a second longer: with inexplicable confidence, she strode straight into the laundry room, leaving the rest of them to stand in the doorway and watch, baffled. 

“H-hey!” cried Weiss. “You’re not actually going to get changed, are you?” 

Erza turned back, one eyebrow raised. “Do you want me to keep wearing these rags?” she asked, tugging at the torn bodice and skirt of her maid outfit. “If nothing else, I can at least find a repl...

ROYAL REWARD: B.All (Ballification, Illustrated, Overwatch)

The floorboards of the old gymnasium squeaked under D.Va’s boot as she crept through the doorway, her Light Gun raised and ready to fire on anything that might be lurking on the other side. 

Fortunately, a few seconds of inspection quickly revealed the gym was empty. The only living creatures hiding in here were the owls nested in the rafters, and they certainly weren’t a danger to her. Nonetheless, her long experience kept her on her guard. Who knew where an enemy could be hid...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 4

In any other set of circumstances, Weiss Schnee might have found some satisfaction in the Mansion’s kitchen. One of the greatest joys of her childhood had been slipping out of bed in the middle of the night and sneaking down to the kitchen of her family’s own mansion to pilfer a midnight snack or two from the cupboards. But this… this…

Well, it barely even counted as a kitchen! You couldn’t cook a feast in here, let alone a banquet! Also, it was probably full of traps...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 3

The light of Freiren’s little spell shone up and down the length of the corridor, and glinted off something shiny between the chest of drawers and a podium bearing a vase. Sizing it up, Erza tensed. A guard? …No, not a guard, just a suit of empty armor. Exhaling, she allowed herself to relax again.

As her heart slowed its beating, a thought occurred to her: even since she’d woken up, she’d been trying without success to use her magic, but no matter how many times she’d tried, ...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 2

No sooner had the laughter started than it faded, leaving them all standing silent in the dark, with only Miss Silver’s little ball to give them light. Frowning, Weiss rubbed her ears, wondering if it had even been real in the first place. Perhaps this place was simply driving her to madness. “What do we do now?” she repeated. 

“What ever we’re going to do, we should do it quickly,” said Samus. “We can’t assume they’ll leave us alone forever.” 

“Wel...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 1

Weiss woke with a splitting headache, like she’d been up all night listening to Ruby talk about weapons. Sitting up, she clutched her temple and moaned, struggling even to get her eyes open–the second she dared raise her lids, a thousand needles stabbed her pupils. The clamor in her ears was even worse: it came from all around her, an awful clatter, accompanied by fearful whispers and whimpers that made them ring like bells. Groaning, she rubbed her forehead even harder. She didn’t know...

ROYAL REWARD: TWRK (Absorption, RWBY)

The sound of clapping rolled over the crowd, deafeningly loud, yet nothing to do with their applause. 

On the stage, the contestants squatted, placed their hands on their knees, and without any further hesitation, started twerking as if possessed by some kind of ass-obsessed demon, their cheeks rippling and smacking and jiggling and slapping, serenading the crowd with their own special kind of applause. The men watching returned it and then some, though they were content t...

Mansion of Madness! - Entrant Poll Results

The votes are in, and we have our winners!

Frieren (Freiren) - 22 votes

Weiss (RWBY) - 21 votes

Samus (Metroid) - 19 votes

Ilulu (Dragon Maid) - 15 votes

Erza (Fairy Tail) - 15 votes

Emilia (Re:Zero) - 15 votes

Gura (Vtuber) - 14 votes

Nicole (ZZZ) - 14 votes

...Well, 'losers' might be more accurate, given what's in store for them, but you get the idea. Either way, congratulations to those of you who voted for them!

ROYAL REWARD: The Kivotos Catastrophe (Sextoy TF, Blue Archive)

Yuuka hurried through the streets of Kivotos, her bag swinging at her side. Seminar had a meeting scheduled, and the last thing she wanted was to be late.

Reaching the crossing, she looked both ways and stepped onto the road. Halfway across, however, something that snatched her attention away from her urgent pace and up, up, up to the sky. One moment, there was merely a glinting as the sun caught something reflective: the next, a dark shadow fell over the city as an enormous circular ob...

Mansion of Madness! - Entrant Poll B

Vote to decide which of the characters below will be fighting to escape the Mansion of Madness! You can choose multiple options!

Just like last time, we've had so many entrants that I've had to split the poll in half. Make sure to check out the A-poll here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mansion-of-poll-130281075

Note that only one character from a given series can pass through!

Mansion of Madness! - Entrant Poll A

Vote to decide which of the characters below will be fighting to escape the Mansion of Madness! You can choose multiple options!

Just like last time, we've had so many entrants that I've had to split the poll in half. Make sure to check out the B-poll here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mansion-of-poll-130293087

Note that only one character from a given series can pass through!