dear buckaroos. it is with heavy heart i announce cancellation of upcoming BROOKLYN NEW YORK LIVE SHOW this weekend oct 10th (this timeline). venue is already giving full refunds to all with tickets dont worry bud
as man name of chuck i have talked about my chronic PAINMAN WAY quite a bit. this is part of two issues of chuck: problem 1 is chronic pain and problem 2 is POSSIBLE CAUSE of this pain. if underlying cause is taken care of then pain might not be chronic but JURY IS STILL OUT B...
2021-10-05 17:52:48 +0000 UTC
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dang OCTOBER IS HERE ON THIS TIMELINE not much else to revisit about that when you are ready to get tingled by halloween. new audiobook is comin out today of this classic way so thought i would post it for all my patreon buds to enjoy. great way to prove love is real when you wanna kiss a beauitful pumpkin then you open up top of her ...
2021-10-01 16:10:30 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #9)
Natural animals wandering into The Void only to return with strange and mysterious mutations is nothing new. There is always potential for even minor timeline tears to lead directly into the endless cosmic abyss.
Vunks are one such species that evolved within The Void itself. While some creatures mutate under Voidal influence within their own timelines, Vunks call The Void home and do not hail for any particular reality.
In many ways these crea...
2021-09-28 20:52:56 +0000 UTC
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as spooky season approaches ol chuck gets RILED UP to write some haunted tinglers that go pound in the night. over time i will say that way of horror has become one of chucks favorite genres to write, and even when i am not writing to SCARE a bud i still enjoy trotting around with horror stereotypes and turning them on their dang heads. theres plenty of ways to enjoy the spooky season of buds, whether it is ACTUAL FEAR like horror novella 2021-09-28 17:12:13 +0000 UTC
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trottin along through any timeline is a learning experience especially if you get here natural way of BIRTH like most buckaroos arrive. you start of like a dang pickle in a basket just blinkin and cryin and tryin to figure out what all those dang shapes are that swirl past. but eventually we learn this is the way of this reality and come to terms with all the rules here like droppin a vase on the ground goes CRASH or trying to kiss a handsome fire goes OUCH DANG (most of the time. as we have ...
2021-09-24 15:38:28 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #8)
Technically speaking, this entity is two separate minds within the same body, although the connection between these two brains is so strong it can be difficult to distinguish their unique personalities. Closer observation will reveal Brevis to possess a more hyperactive and aggressive demeanor, while Headbutt is slower and slightly less motivated. Both are severely lacking in cognitive intelligence.
Brevis and Headbutt appear as a teenage humanoid ma...
2021-09-21 17:04:34 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #7)
Pluggles are small, friendly creatures with a distinct purple hue. Their body is protected by a large, hard shell, prompting many comparisons between the pluggle and the tortious. Indeed, these creatures express many similar features to reptilians on this timelines, like scaly skin, cold blood, and the ability to lay eggs.
In yet another similarity to the tortious of our native reality, pluggles are incredibly slow moving. In a twenty four hour perio...
2021-09-15 00:36:49 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #6)
Needeers are an incredible dangerous species of Cervidae from an adjacent timeline. Their home timeline is so close, in fact, that needeers who wander into this reality do so through a direct tear between worlds. In contrast, many other creatures who arrive in our reality must specifically seek it out, or make their way through several other layers along their journey.
Needeers resemble the common deer of our world, but with one prominent distinction...
2021-09-07 19:31:44 +0000 UTC
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this classic tingleverse tale is about a ladybuck accountant lookin to figure out her complicated business issues and resolve the stress in her life, but the message is a lot broader than that. really it is about the process of THOUGHT (whether that is very logical way of countin up numbers on a handsome spreadsheet or trying to be a creative bud with a painting that proves love or a sound that touches the heart's butt). long story short process of making anything on this timeline can b...
2021-09-02 15:26:20 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #5)
Ratailors are highly intelligent humanoids from a nearby timeline. Unlike this reality, where primates evolved to become the dominant species, the ratailors home timeline features several species of leading bipedal rodents.
These creatures stand between five and six feet tall, with large black eyes and light pink noses. Their ears are pointed and long, protruding from either side of their head and capable of picking up on the most delicate sounds ove...
2021-08-31 16:59:16 +0000 UTC
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Ben is an artist with something to say, and after bringing his unique expressions to the weekend craft market, he’s ready to make his first sale. Ben’s medium is wholly unique, taking reality threads from various timelines and weaving them to create a luminescent, hovering orb of parallel worlds.
The art is breathtaking, but it quickly becomes apparent Ben’s in for a difficult time. ...
2021-08-24 16:34:33 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #4)
Born in 1786 and supposedly passing away in 1836, Davy Crockett was an American frontiersman and folk hero whose adventures have long captivated the people of America. While many of his deeds were factually recorded in precise detail, his life story has evolved into a series of tall tales that are difficult to verify. Because of this, there is still plenty of debate about his final adventure.
By some accounts Davy Crockett did not die, but stumbled u...
2021-08-24 15:46:47 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #3)
Conedilions are a species of aggressive, carnivorous plant-life that use deception and camouflage to catch their prey.
At first glance, a conedilion is nearly identical to a toppled safety cone that one might find along the road or in an urban construction zone. The creatures are bright orange with two thick bands of white that wrap around the circumference of their heads. While disguising themselves as a safety cone, there are few other features of ...
2021-08-17 19:29:39 +0000 UTC
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today marks release of brand new paperback tingler bundle name of POUNDED BY THE CLASSICS: SEVEN LITERARY TALES OF THE TINGLEVERSE and i am very excited about this way. this book is collection of tingleverse takes on classic stories like I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND or HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACULA, NOW POUND MY BUTT.
as this patreon way if for ebook shorts and not big t...
2021-08-17 17:15:21 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #2)
Cable creeps are exceptionally thin humanoids with gaunt features and pale skin. At first glance, they often appear as humans going about their business and electricians or repairmen, but closer inspection will reveal the truth of their otherworldly nature.
Cable creeps have a slight greenish tint in their coloration, and always sport dark hair that sits directly atop their large heads. Their ears feature a subtle point at the tip and their shoulder ...
2021-08-10 16:41:21 +0000 UTC
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if theres one thing ol chuck (worlds greatest author) has gotten used to over my time as PUBLIC FIGURE its buckaroos tryin to guess what is under the mask. this puts me in interesting position because on one hand i understand this pull of the unknown and can appreciate its importance. it is fun to have a dang mystery box sitting there in front of you and wonder 'what the heck is that an ice cold chocolate milk or will i look inside and see the endless cosmic void?'
DANGER is entertainin...
2021-08-07 14:03:41 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #1)
Kettlers are small crustaceans from a nearby culinary-based reality. On the kettler’s timeline, the vast majority of businesses, religious affiliations, family structures and artforms are centered around cooking and eating. The vast majority of indoor space on this reality is dedicated to restaurants or food storage, and this cultural structure has existed for hundreds of thousands of years.
Because of this dedication to culinary arts, many creatur...
2021-08-03 16:33:26 +0000 UTC
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After a night of hard partying and one too many chocolate milks, Jordan discovers the world around him has been altered in a mysterious and significant way. Any time Jordan tries to speak with someone who uses the social media platform Twitter, their communication is blocked by a bizarre digital message and a burst of static.
When the handsome physical manifestation of Jordan’s Twitter s...
2021-08-03 00:47:37 +0000 UTC
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long ago ol chuck did not write for any other parts of LGBTQIA+ spectrum and i must admit it is VERY FRIGHTENING to venture out into the other letters, but DANG looking back that is kind of silly as I was writin Gs when and i am a B
think thing that kept me from writing was not sayin I WILL KEEP THESE LETTERS AWAY FROM THE TINGLEVERSE. oh no that is far from truth of a bud and just a dang silly thought as ALL ARE WELCOME IN THE TINGLEVERSE (that’s the top buckaroo rule come on now)
2021-07-30 21:23:11 +0000 UTC
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When Greg Porks heads to his coworker’s summer barbecue, he expects nothing more than a relaxing evening with a few friends. What he gets, however, is an unexpected introduction to Debro the sentient firework display.
Debro is brash, loud and annoying, but he’s also great to look at. Greg suddenly finds himself emotionally torn by his attraction to these colorful explosive bursts, but ...
2021-07-30 20:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Heath is a park ranger who loves the great outdoors, but lately his job has started to erode away the pleasure he finds in these natural landscape. These days, it’s all business.
All this changes, however, when Heath finds himself trapped in a desolate mountaintop cabin on the night before Easter Sunday. It’s hear he hears the legend of the Easter Bigfoot, a handsome pink creature with...
2021-07-30 20:32:57 +0000 UTC
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Peebo Peterson is one of the world’s greatest boat negotiators, and it’s his last day on the job before heading off to a calm and relaxing retirement. As luck would have it, however, today also happens to be the biggest case of Peebo’s career.
It seems a massive cargo vessel has lodged itself the Suez Canal, blocking all shipments and costing the world’s economy four hundred millio...
2021-07-30 20:18:57 +0000 UTC
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