30 Days of Night?? More like 30 Slays of Fright!! We’re locked in (literally, can’t leave for 30 days!) for a first-time watch of this cravenly cold vampire flick and the bloodsuckers do get to us before 30 days ends?? Well At least we got to watch Josh Hartnett one last time before we say goodbye 
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This season is mf COOKING y'all omfg!!!! Please leave all thoughts, comments, concerns, theories and observations in the comments because there is SO much going on!!!!
PS that title sequence?!?! 🫨
2025-01-24 14:56:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Calling all stans! Today we are gathering to celebrate our favorite Stephen King adaption, and an all-timer Best Actress Oscar win- with a commentary on the iconic masterpiece MISERY! Please leave your sledgehammers at the door, they will be returned to you safely after the film ☺️ enjoy the show!
2025-01-23 15:53:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
We've pulled our first time reaction of Don't Breathe out of the Petty Vault and released it on youtube. In doing so, we've also moved it from the $10 tier into the $5 tier! Enjoy this video straight from the Presidents of the Dylan Minnette fan club. However, we filmed this on old equipment back in 2023 so the audio is truly horrifying, but we were babies and this relic deserves a chance to breathe... 🫢
2025-01-21 01:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Seeing is believing?? More like seeing causes fleeing!!! We're jumping back into the well with a first-time watch of THE RING II and we were not prepared for Samara's chasing game! Running shoes strapped, gas tank full and heart on the line--whatever it takes to get to Aiden in time ☎️📼🌊
2025-01-20 23:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
We're jumping back into the Jasonverse with a first-time watch of the silliest entry into the franchise (complimentary) FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD! It's a showdown for the ages as Jason Voorhees finally meets his ultimate match--Carrie White's long lost sister, the iconic telekinetic TINA, who proves she is more than a worthy adversary for our favorite camp killer 🪓🔥🩸
2025-01-20 13:09:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Season 1 of Severance i-Lumon-ated all of our lives and now we're back in our cubicles, settling in for another season of questions, chaos and conscious-meddling! This premiere brought us new management, new colleagues, new rules, new versions of characters we love?? (looking at you Helly R!) and yet we are SO BACK!!! Praise Kier! 
PS sorry it took so long to get this one to y'all, it will be quicker in the coming...
2025-01-19 14:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our Severance Season 1 Binge is now available to stream on youtube! Our unwarranted suspension has ended and we're back to work at Petty Pumpkins Headquarters! Please give this video a boost if you can! Enjoy nearly 3 hours of our Severance Binge, can't wait to watch Season 2! (Which we'll react to weekly on patreon, but upload to youtube in one video once the season ends) Get Sevr'd!
2025-01-17 00:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The trees are whispering, the mandrakes are burning, Ofelia is the Princess for which the Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! We finally watched PAN'S LABYRINTH for the first time and oh my, we were not prepared for the drama and trauma this forest holds just behind its little gate...
Sidenote: we're not exactly sure what happened but part of the bottom of the subtitles got cut off on the screen recording. There's still enough that you can read it so everything should be fine but we do ...
2025-01-15 13:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
We've had quite a few people ask about a Petty Pumpkins Discord server so we decided it was finally time to get one going! It's live now and if you haven't already, you can connect your Patreon account to our server to make everything easy!
We're new to Discord so we are taking everything one step at a time but we're looking forward to having a little more space over there for those who want to use it! And if not of course the Patreon community chat will always be he...
2025-01-14 21:19:29 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins,
Just wanted to give y'all an update on the lowkey turmoil we've been experiencing here at Petty Pumpkins Productions due to YouTube being dumb and stupid!
A few days ago we posted our edited reaction to Strange Darling which was immediately removed from YouTube an hour after it was posted due to "Violating Community Guidelines." They did not give a specific timestamp but instead stated that basically the entire video was violating the guidelines because the plot of th...
2025-01-13 02:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we celebrate Wes in all his light and joy and unabashed queer excellence! The PumpKing Princess, the boy of our dreams, the pettiest pumpkin with a very big heart and an even bigger smile. Thank you for sharing your big brain and your lethal wit, we have been forever changed by your legacy of laughter and we can't wait to see what this next year of your journey has in store for us. Where you lead, we will follow! 🥳💕
2025-01-08 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins,
we were so excited to start pumping content out to you, but alas, the universe has other plans. Our lighting situation has been compromised and Chey's chair has seen its final day. it's going to be a couple days before we get to film again. We both have new chairs coming our way and we're on the search for a new ring light as we speak. Seems the universe must be more petty than we thought. But no worries, we will prevail, just give us a sec and we'll get back to you with P...
2025-01-07 20:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostHi cuties!
We took the last week off to rest (which was great) but now we're getting back in the swing of things and we just wanted to check in with y'all on how the next few days will be going down for us and for y'all!
-Tomorrow (1/7): we're filming Pan's Labyrinth and 1 other movie (probably Friday the 13th: The New Blood)
-Wed (1/8): It's my birthday! So we will be celebrating and not doing much work but we will get Pan's Labyrinth uploa...
2025-01-07 00:57:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Woohoooo in case y'all missed it we finally got our Euphoria season 2 YouTube video re-edited and posted for those of y'all who aren't trying to watch 8 hours of chaos with us! Or even if you did please give us a like, a comment and a stream in the background--it helps a lot!
Will be back with new January content soon!
2025-01-06 23:48:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Years Pumpkins! We made it! 2025 has arrived and we are so incredibly grateful to each and every one of you for being here to be silly and petty with us while sharing our love of movies and TV. We truly can't express our gratitude enough but we'll try our best by continuing to push ourselves to make great content for y'all 🤗
We have a lot of fun plans for this year and to kick it all off, here's the content you can look forward to watching with us this month!
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2025-01-01 17:16:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! If you didn't know, our Squid Game Season binge has hit the channel! Of course you can watch the full length, 6 hour reaction here on patreon OR we've cut it down to 2 hours for a super binge! Get to playing squids! 🤑🫰🏻
2025-01-01 16:23:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s the start of something new at the Petty Patch as we get our heads in the game and break free into 2025! Sticking to the status quo is no longer an option as we sing and dance our way into a long-awaited HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL commentary! With our faithful Pumpkins by our side we are so excited to bop our way to the top of next year, proving once again that you are truly what we’ve been looking for. And don’t forget…we’re all in this together! 🌟🎶 🏀
This was the last ...
2025-01-01 15:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The war against extra-terrestrials rages on as we check back in with Ellen Ripley in this first time watch of ALIEN 3! It’s a Mother vs Mother-off once and for all as two iconic legends face off for the crown, proving that perhaps space really does only have room for one Queen to rule them all 🛸👾🥚
2025-01-01 04:35:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, we've gotten some comments about our Severance video not playing, but it's playing for others and has played across 4 different devices for us both desktop and app. Not sure what browser everyone is using, but it seems to be that google chrome is the best app to access content on Patreon. Patreon experiences many glitches, and we hate that y'all are having trouble. Perhaps try chrome or update your browser to solve these glithces. Also, The phone app always has issues for some ...
2024-12-29 17:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER erase this experience from our minds 🙈🧠🤯
Season 2 let's goooo!
2024-12-29 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got our heads back in the Squid Games and we're haunted by all these X's an O's. The piggy pot is rising and so is the kill count, but the blood money is just so damn tempting! Guess we'll continue on into the belly of the desperate, greedy beast! 🤑🫰🏻🌈
2024-12-29 00:49:58 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER erase this experience from our minds 🙈🧠🤯
2024-12-28 11:42:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got our heads back in the Squid Games and we're haunted by all these X's an O's. The piggy pot is rising and so is the kill count, but the blood money is just so damn tempting! Guess we'll continue on into the belly of the desperate, greedy beast! 🤑🫰🏻🌈
2024-12-28 07:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
PUMPKINS!!
We have a few changes planned for our 2025 content to make this place as fun for everyone as possible and one thing we've noticed is that watching shows seems to keep both our Patreon & our YouTube audience more engaged. So with that being said, while we will still be reacting to movies every month, this year's content will feature a heavier focus on shows!
That's where you come in! We're curious to hear exactly what kind of shows the Pumpkins want to see us watch ...
2024-12-28 03:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Good Son (1993)! We weren't quite ready to say goodbye to Macaulay quite yet so for Wes's birthday month pick (January 8th!!) this is what we'll be watching if you're in the Pettiest Pumpkin tier or higher! Can't wait to watch this absolute banger with y'all! 🤭
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-12-27 22:40:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe literally want to watch alllll of these so if your fav doesn't get picked, no worries! There's a very good chance we'll watch it on the channel at some point!
The polls close The polls close January 1 , 2025 at 11:59pm PST!
This tier always picks great movies anyways so we're not worried 🤭🤗 happy voting!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-12-27 22:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year Pumpkins!! We're excited to kick off the year with some great Patreon-exclusive content for y'all to enjoy, starting with a cute little Party Pumpkin tier reaction!
The polls close January 1 , 2025 at 11:59pm PST! Some of these votes last year were pretty close so please make sure to vote, your vote could literally decide what we watch this month!
Happy first vote of the year!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-12-27 22:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A character from the great and legendary stage show Legally Blonde the Musical once said,
"Get back in the game,
Back in the fray,
Back the hell out of her way!"
And baby...since that musical came out in 2007, she must've had those Squid Game season 2 screeners EARLY! 🤭 But now we're finally catching up and suffice it to say...the girls are truly gagged!
2024-12-27 17:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO OUR FAVSSSSS!!
Y'all are truly the gift that keeps on giving in our lives and we are so grateful for you! Thank you for all the holiday cheer you've brought--it's been such a joy sharing this holiday season with you! Hope you all have a wonderful day with your loved ones full of happiness and peace. Sending all our love to you cuties!!!
Thanks for everything! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕🎅
2024-12-25 17:40:32 +0000 UTC View Post