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December Bonus Story #2 -- Video Version

Don't mind my vent sesion.. I have some big feelings that relate to this story lol. But loving your comments on this one so far! Keep them coming on this complex family dynamic. 

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December Bonus Story #2

Decembers second bonus story with our gal LAURENNN!! We spill some tea on this one, and really get in to a story we both personally relate to. Thoughts on this one? 

For those that have gotten married, how did you handle inviting, taking pictures, etc. with people you weren't the biggest fan of?!

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December Bonus Story #1 - Video

Video version for our December #1 bonus story! I gotta do a whole episode on glitches.. I love these stories. Any other good ones you've seen? Or maybe a personal story to share?

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December Bonus Story #1 -- Audio

Decembers 1st bonus story is a different one with Spencer reading to me LOL! What's everyones thoughts on glitch in the matrix type stories? Ever experienced anything similar to this? Here's to hoping I never get stuck in a dream or alternative universe…

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Group Tea Tarot Session!

Hello friends! Starting our group session here soon. Discord refuses to find and add most of the usernames to the channel (lol) so we're just going to be on the regular feed lol

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Group Tea & Tarot Cards

Hi friends !! Martina has kindly agreed to read tarot cards for us again!! So this Sunday at 9am PST we will hop on to a private discord channel for the reading. Please comment me your discord username if you’re able to attend so I can add you :)

Eek so excited!!

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Live Show Tour!

Hi friends :) We're going on tour!! Starting at midnight PST aka 6 hours (awhhh) you can buy tickets for our live shows! This whole tour is going to be so so special and I can't wait to meet so many of you in person! We'll have special guests at some shows, special segments for sure.. whole thing is going to be amazing.

If your city requires a special code for tickets it's "CARROTCAKE" !!

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Group Session Starting Soon :)

Hello friends, hopping on discord at this link soon! 

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Group session :)

Our first group session for December will be tomorrow at 2pm PST! So excited to catch up with you all!! Thinking this first one we do personal sharing and Reddit and the second shall be tarot/astrology :)

I'll post the link for the discord tomorrow before the session! 

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November Full Bonus Ep -- Video Version

Video version here for this rollercoaster of a saga about a guy whose brother wants to propose at his wedding. Update after update.. this family had no chill. 

Thoughts on this style of bonus ep? Prefer more stories to one twisty one with multiple updates? 

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November Full Bonus Episode

Well buckle up everyone because this is a wild ride. Thanks to Christy for sending this one my way.. its one families drama with 7 (SEVEN awhh) different posts. Update, after update it just kept going. Can't wait to see your thoughts on this one! 

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Nov Full Bonus ep :)

Hi friends, just wanted to pop in and say full ep will be up soon. It's the longest one we've ever done, and I bit off a bit more than I can chew. I started new medication Tuesday and I'm struggling, but all is good and I'm plugging along!! Just wanted to make sure you know I didn't forget :) 

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November Bonus Story #4 -- Video Version

We may have opened a can of worms with this one but oof. Would you be able to move past this with your partner? 

TW: Talks of miscarriage 

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November Bonus Story #4 -- Audio

TW: talks of miscarriage 

This story was something from the twilight zone it felt like.. and we're all for each doing their own but this was a bit of a mess. What are your thoughts on this one?

Story link: https://...

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November Free Bonus Story - Video Version

Video version for this November bonus story!!! :) So happy to have you all here and I hope you enjoy with story with our girl Alejandra. Last hot take we're likely going to get for a minute UGH. I miss her already

I'm loving seeing the poll results and comments already!

Story: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/174cujt/aita_war...

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November Bonus Story #3 - Video

This math... I just can't. Nope no no.

TW: SA (relationship with a minor)

Story link: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/175e5ef/i_29m_found_out_my_gf_29f_got_drunk_and_had_sex/

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November FREE Bonus Story Poll

Okay this story just has me so baffled..  I need to see some takes from you all! 

Question 1: Would you ever date a friends ex?

Question 2: Would you be sympathetic or just lay down the law of tough love?

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November FREE Bonus Story !!

Welcome to Novembers free bonus story :) So happy to have you all here and I hope you enjoy with story with our girl alejandra. Last one we're going to get for a minute I think (but hey she could surprise us who knows).

I have so many questions you all that I'm going to do a poll after this, but wow.. I can't imagine going after one of my friends' guys let alone one they were engaged to.. THOUGHTS?!

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November Bonus Story #3 - Audio

TW: SA (relationship with a minor)

I really hit Ale with a toxic one with this one.. oof. How would you proceed if you found this out about your partner?

Story link: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/175e5ef/i_29m_found_out_my_gf_29f_got_drunk_and_had_sex/

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November Group Session!!

Hello my lovely friends! How did November feel like each day was 30 hours + but the month was only like 3 days...? Idk if that makes sense but wow here we are at the end of it! Trying to gauge when the best day for our group sesison is with the holidays (stateside) and such :)

If having two in December wins and is an issue with you/you want to move tiers next month please just send me a message and I'll get you sorted :) 

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Access to merch for my free members :)

https://shop.twohottakes.com/

Hello everyone!! I wanted to give you access to merch before the regular public. And if you're in a paid tier I wanted to show my appreciation and you have a post with a 15% off code :) 

Boy has this been a labor of love to get it just right. Design, samples, sending them back because I wanted better quality, and now here we are with this flawless assortment!! ...

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MERCH IS HERE!!

https://shop.twohottakes.com/

Code: "nofreefeet" for 15% off!!

Boy has this been a labor of love to get it just right. Design, samples, sending them back because I wanted better quality, and now here we are with this flawless assortment!! I'm obsessed with this new graphic. It was such a group effort here on Patreon and with listeners messaging me, and just in time for the holid...

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November Bonus Story #2

Have you ever had a partner try to hide who they really are? Or flip all of a sudden? What would you do?!

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November Bonus Story #2 - Audio

Bonus story that was really piqued by our engaged and enraged episode.. How does someone suddenly flip a switch? We know it's out there, especially now, but wow is this a wild and scary concept. Have you ever had someone just change on you?

Also this story does not mention abuse and we do get and have talked about it many many times on the pod before that it on average takes 7 attempts for those in abusive relationships to get out. Just wanted to make sure that's clear.. its not always ...

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Pretty Peculiar Bloopers

Just some quick bloopers from our recent episode :) I feel so weird not sharing these as it makes me sad to just delete into the void lol idk if that makes any sense 🙈

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November Bonus Story #1 -- Video

Seems like this is a thing that pops up a lot when someone in a friend group has a baby before anyone else.. Have any of you with kids dealt with this? tbh I'd be so sad if my friends went to a resort and didn't invite me :/ Thoughts on this one?

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November Bonus Story #1 - Audio

Join Lauren and I for this story about a mom who can't leave her baby behind and the other friends have had it. It feels a little similar to the kid throwing up on the $5,000 couch story but I mean that lady had more of a reason to say no kids.. hmm thoughts on this one? For those that have kids, is this something you've dealt with with friends?

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November Free Story

Hello friends !! Just want to thank you for being here and apart of our Patreon family! Would love to see what story you'd like for the November free story. 

Feel free to share a link below! The link with the most hearts by this weekend is the one we shall read :) 

Also any other content you'd like to see in the free tier? Was thinking about doing a Q&A type video soon. 

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November Content :)

Well we are on the last day of October.. HOW?! I want to get a jump on November content to make sure I'm punctual, as its going to be a bit hectic for me with my assistant editor leaving. Ya girl is flying solo solo again. eeek.

So any story links you want me to read? Theme ideas? Should we dive into the Susi pesto trend and respond to tiktok videos a bit? I'm open to all!

For group therapy I'd love to do another Tarot card reading or something fun, so be sure to add in your sugge...

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October Full Bonus Ep - Audio Version

What started our as Justin and I recording a couple stories turned into our full length October bonus episode! We get into some juicy stories including a paternity test, keeping some big info from your fiancé, and more! So happy I'm personally on the moissanite train already.. choo chooo! Even if I have to google how to spell it every time.  

Thoughts on these stories?!

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