Hello
I am officially ON HOLIDAYS for the remainder of the year. I am very tired, and very excited to do nothing for a little while.
HOWEVER, I like to put out a lot of content for the holidays, as A) I know alot of you enjoy second screening stuff over while relaxing and B) I know people can find this period lonely/ difficult, and so, HERE is the schedule:
TODAY: Patreon Exclusive vide- RANKING SHONEN ANIME Me talking talking Shonen ...
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Hello friends.
It’s time… to VIDEO.
I will keep this brief because the post video fatigue is setting in something fierce
1- I am very proud of this video, i gave it all ive got. I tried very, very hard with this one, specifically around its editing to pull off some stuff ive never done before. Probably too much. I really hope you enjoy.
2- THE CR...
2025-11-22 14:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends. Ill keep this short, but a special patron video: FAKE VIDEO GAMES THE LOST LEVELS is out now.
This is basically a collection of sections from the new video Ive decided to cut for various reasons, but its about 15 minutes of content, and so i decided I wanted to offer it as a little peak into this stuff that doesnt make it into my videos, and talk about the porcess of deciding what makes it in and what doesnt.
I wanted to do a bigger patreon exclusive that i talk ab...
2025-10-26 22:54:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patrons.
I have three pieces of news:
A brand new hour and a half video is HERE:
https://youtu.be/-lRev4qQLyw
I WROTE A BOOK, AND YOU CAN PRE ORDER IT NOW! Its a collection of reviews, previews and retrospectives about games that DON'T EXIST.
For a limited time, pre orders will be open here, but I ...
Hello friends. I am rushing to get a plane to Boston for Pax so i'll make this brief
1- thank you. I love you. Here is a new Video:
https://youtu.be/g3wEsk-Zrdw
2- I will be at Pax East this weekend. I will have a panel on Friday at 5pm
3- If people are interested, we can do a patreon meet up at Pax. See the patreon meet up channel...
2025-05-06 21:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostGood God friends. Its finally here. After weeks of crawling through copyright, its finally, finally out.
Thank you so much for the support, I’ve said this so many times but it never gets less true: you are the reason this video was possible, and you have no idea how much I appreciate it. Im gonna be answering patron messages next week, and we will be doing a campfire call in stream in the imminent future, so keep any eye on the discord.
(Also just to mention, i...
Hey friends, my aplogies, the games and books videos were linked on the discord but not here, Ill be sure to include a copy of the rewards spread sheets for future rewards, enjoy!
Me Reviwing every game I played in 2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17J9RcAAh-w
Me Reviewing every Book I read in 2024:
https://w...
Hey guys, here's a little update about the new video, along with a preview.
The TLDR is that the video is done, but WWE are being assholes with copyright, but I will get you this video, come hell or high water.
https://youtu.be/ImE-jE-lofs
Well friends, here we are again, another end of year video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLaMInfono
My goal with this video was to not let it turn into an “hour plus” monstrosity. I wanted to make something simple and fun, and try not to go insane while making it. I feel like i’ve gotten too in my head about maki...
2024-12-19 21:05:53 +0000 UTC View PostMy beloved Patrons.
The time is finally here.
An evening three years ago, Riverdale humiliated me.
Today, I take my vengeance.
This is the most fun I've had making a video in a long time. I’ve never fallen out of love with video essays, but i think a medium that is so hooked into your emotions and sta...
2024-11-11 21:32:52 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends. Well it's time for another favourite video.
It's weird. I've made so many of these at this point, but I never get tired of making them they're just really fun.
I really, really wanted to release this a little quicker than I have been releasing videos and it probably would have released sooner if not for a mild case...
2024-09-21 13:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostWell friends. The time has finally come. The full and complete Social Anxiety video is here.
https://youtu.be/V0lDtJIlUnc
Thanks to everyone who gave feedback and critiques, it really helped give it that final layer of polish. I haven't had a day off in a couple of weeks, so im gonna go chill, but ill be back on the discord next week answering peoples messages and questions, and starting up the review hole a...
The PATREON PREVIEW of the new video is here!
An Important note- This is not the 100% final version of the video. Its quite close, but I think it still needs some tweaks and revisions. I would say its 99% there, but i wanted to get it out to you guys first mainly because I really value the feedback.
I do a little patreon/ life update in the beginning of the video, I have some big news, so even if you'd rather wait for the final video, you can still watch this section.
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Well friends we’re finally here. I really mean this when I say that finishing this video feels like exorcising some kind of demon out of my life. I really, really hope you enjoy.
https://youtu.be/Q8GnM5xD1k4
If you watched the patreon preview, Id say theres enough new material in the first hour and 20 for a rewatchd, a lot of the sections have been altered, and some have been completely redone. As well as the ...
Well Friends
The time is nearly upon us. The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games is nearly done, and as a thank you, I wanted to give you guys a preview of the first hour and 20 minutes.
Parts are still in rough shape, and ill be spending the next few days tightening it up, but the end is in sight.
If you’d rather wait for the 100% complete upload, it should be coming (hopefully) this weekend, but if you want to just dive in right now, here you go. All feed bac...
2024-04-10 13:12:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends, here's a little preview of the new video: still a little bit to go on it, but its been a ton of fun to work on.
Thank you for all the paitence.
It just needs to cook a little more and it will be ready.
https://youtu.be/WtmGcrk_mls
Hello friends!
Here’s the new favorite things video! I wanted to make it special considering its our final video of the year, and I hope you can feel that from it. I will have one more announcement coming next week of a new thing that I think is really cool, but till then I am going to go lie in bed, drink hot chocolate and play lies of P. (I hear its way better than it has any right to be)
2023-12-16 14:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostHello Friends!! A new video is imminent, but in the mean time I have two announcements:
1) I have made a Patron exclusive video- "My Favorite Books 2023" which I believe is self explanatory. It is designed to be a chill and cozy time: https://youtu.be/JXwoKJxM748
2) EYEPATCH WOLVES RUN 2: ATTACK ON ANGEL CITY IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://eyepatchw...
Hello friends.
It has been a very long couple of weeks.
This morning I woke up and thought “a brief check of the video, and perhaps a run in the park, some street fighter, and maybe a trip into town to celebrate the video being done.”
13 hours of fixes and changes later, none of those things happened, but the video is done. It has been a long day.
I'm aware how often I say this and how its probably lost all meaning. But j...
2023-10-12 21:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello Friends. Here is a new video. Hurray!
As ever, thanks for all the support, we recently had a patreon call in stream, and if you’d like to watch an archive of that stream, you can check the “Patreon Rewards” channel in the discord, which now links to a spreadsheet with all Patreon Rewards Past and present.
Hope all is well with you, and that you enjoy the video.
2023-07-26 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWell friends, the day is finally upon us. After six months of work, the Roman Reigns video is here.
The production of this video was pretty arduous, it took a LONG time to get the script flowing write, and editing wrestling is pretty arduous given how often they cut back and fourth. I think the script went through about 12 major revisions, and infinitely more small cuts and edits.
I also got hit with about sixty (like, literally sixty) different copyright Strikes, all of which I h...
2023-06-21 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHello Friends. We have a new video, I hope you enjoy.
I want to do a proper life update/ video next week so ill keep this brief.
ALSO- There is a new Patreon reward available to all Patrons- I have started a new blog on the discord called “The Review Hole”, where I shall review every piece of media I consume from now, till the end of time. There’s already ...
2023-05-06 13:06:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends.
Sorry about the video not going live yesterday, thought it could get it done but around hour 12 my brain lost its ability to make meaningful decisions.
Having rewatched the video back this morning, I'm really happy with it. Felt like I went through a bit of a creative block early this year, and it feels good to be back:
https://youtu.be/0zRE5b9-0MU
I've started work on the next vid w...
Hello Patrons
Here’s a preview of the first section of my new video “The Unreality of Pro Wrestling”. Its still fairly early on, and I think a lot of what you see here is going to change, andbut also theres a little i wanted to give you guys a little update with the channel, along with some life stuff.
Unfortunately the video got carpets bombed with 15 (usually id be exaggerating with a number like that, but thats the actual number) different copyright strikes from WWE, whic...
2023-02-21 20:53:34 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys
Little patron exclusive video about how I edit my videos. More interesting than it sounds. I promise!
have a great weekend!
https://youtu.be/pSNrPVLGsd8
Surprise! Here is another video!
Thanks for all the support over the year guys.
Here is a link to the video, hope you all enjoy the holidays, and thank you for everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAHGeqBxt4
Discount code for the store its WOLFPACK778 and the store is www.eyepatchwolves.com
Hey guys.
Well. Its finally here. I put everything i have into this video, chainsaw man is my favourite piece of media of the last 7 years, and I really hope you feel that while watching it:
https://youtu.be/8W2m7fW5j5k
A reminder that the EyepatchWolves Store is Live: www.eyepatchwolves.com
and you can use the code “2022-12-15 21:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys.
So, long story short, I’ve been working on a secret project (that I have actually talked about in patreon streams so not that secret i guess) that I've been working on for the last year.
Tomorrow it goes live to the world, but today it goes live for you guys:
I made up a fake anime that doesn't exist, and am selling merch as if it were real. It’s called “Eyepatch Wolve...
2022-12-14 19:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends
Apologies about the lack of Campfire hang out, we’re going to do one next Friday instead, ill post specific times closer to the day, will likely be around 4/5pm est
In the mean time though i made a video of me reacting to my first ever video “Why You Should Watch Hunter x Hunter”, for your weekend enjoyment. Boy this was a blast from the past. ENJOY!
Al...
2022-11-11 19:40:40 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys new video!
I will drop a more detailed patron update next week, as well as host a campfire stream, so keep an eye on the discord, thanks for all the support!
https://youtu.be/gp-2M_3HwFU