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Do you know what I mean when I mean your spit tastes wet? It's always wet, right? Not exactly, no that's wrong.

Sometimes it feels ready. Fucking slick and inviting. Velvety and lucid. It let's me know your other lips are hungry.

River had what she called "an ugly vagina" and look I get it [in retrospect] but I still vehemently disagree. The anticipation of taste from when my lips touch your aching pussy and the flavor of your...

dirty joke - java unboxing [CW: malfunctioning sex toy]

this is such a dumb joke but probably the one that has aged the best and that is saying something

There was an actress - theater gal. You wouldn't know her. The jokes she told would make the authors of that limerick book blush. She's where most of my rep comes from. The mouth on this woman would make sailors squirm. That old bawdy Hollywood smoker vibe - you know it. That was her. I can't tell you her best material for fear of job security but if you look hard enough you'll disco...

"clean" joke - drPepper unboxing

this joke is pretty PG-13 which I feel qualifies it as a clean joke.

be aware there is Dr. Pepper in this audio. You've been warned.

thank you so much for this tasty soda. What's your favorite clean joke? The more G rated the better.

an actor friend of mine always liked the one where a green iguana walks into a bar and goes to get a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" and the green iguana says, "No way! You have a drink n...

Double Booking [Part Deux]

Aaaaaaaayyyyyyeeee [I] really like this one.

After part one, we all wanted more listener inclusion and I think Miranda nailed it. Working with Alice on this one was a lot of fun. It didn't take very long. One take with 2 breaks and some sound FX. Having [you] as a bigger focus made it easier for us to play off each other [don't ask me how - I'm still fairly new to this]. Plus I had an allergy attack right before we recorded so the rumble was upon us. Fortuitous, I suppose. 2024-05-03 16:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Fuckboy music helps with confidence

This type of stuff reminds me of passing blunts on the park bench trying to impress [her] with freestyles

[which I usually did]


Lots of recording today. Rap helps with that. Half is for you and half is for corporate America. I wanna quit The Man but he pays well for my chatter and this suit just came crawling back after they weren't happy with their robot voice. [Fucking idiots]

I'm gonna tell you my favorite clean joke this weekend while enjoying some sody-pop...

Stickers - no middleman

[Continental U.S. patients only]

Use the Venmo link above to buy 3x3 glitter stickers of the logo

• $8 for one [1]
  
• $15 for two [2]
  
• $20 for three [3]
  

Make sure your settings are private [or not, it's your life] and comment the amount of stickers you want and an address to send the envelope to. Alternately - you can write [see Patreon for order details] and DM me your address on here.

The return addres...

Alura Character Sheet [5e]

Brian's stat block - https://www.kassoon.com/dnd/monster-stat-block/210/wildfire-spirit/

High[er] Charisma

River was pretty into [butt stuff]. We made it work after a few tries. [She was also into rope cuffs too because they didn't hurt like metal. You just used water to shrink the material so when it dried it expanded and you couldn't get the cuffs off. It's a really efficient method - but that's neither here nor there]

It's been a minute since then [butt] I do remember enjoying it as much as she did.

Nurse Joy and I play D&D together. It's a lot of fun. When I do get to p...

It's gunna be May

Howdy, beautiful patients.

High Charisma 2 should be out tomorrow. I can't thank you enough for your patience. I truly got sick at the worst possible time considering the contracts I needed to fulfill this month and I am very grateful to have made it through. I managed to have some fun in the chaos but I am mostly relieved to be able to put those other commitments to rest.

I am going to keep the Patreon at $5/single tier for May. There is a chance it will shoot to $6...

~Regaining my powers~

When I lose my voice I feel like Magneto playing chess with metal pieces when he can't move them anymore. Today I wiggled one of the pieces.

I'm not a big Marvel guy but I liked the dude who got all those gems in the glove. He knew what he wanted. He was willing to risk things. He was willing to put in the work. That was the last film I watched in that franchise and I'm very okay with that.

Don't worry - regaining my health always excited the bad guy in me. He'll c...

The [New] Limerick

My last collab partner reminded me of my favorite limerick.

Before [Bella] not-so-stealthily trapped me in her car to watch the sunrise, there was the night of the Limerick party.

The theater we were performing at was near my parent's house and it was my Mom's birthday the weekend we opened. I asked if I could host at her place if I laid down $100 for food. She agreed on one condition - we also celebrate her birthday and play her favorite party game. Ma Rapture's favorite party...

Double Booking

The first time I did audio erotica they were all written scenes. I'd be on the line with the director [always a woman] and sometimes they'd feed you the other actor's lines or have you repeat moans/breathes over and over to build a sound bank for the editor. I was told the writers all worked for Hallmark and Lifetime. They were fun sessions. I never felt dirty and always felt respected.

One time I was recording an ad for potato chips. The copy was overly sexualized in one of those deep...

the poem that became a ramble [or "jerking off with the other hand"]

You taste like how I always imagined pink stained glass would. Like some sort of forbidden candy. Not your lips [btw] this is your cunt we're discussing. Discussing... Cussing... cussing at your cunt is fun. Lapping your juices as a small husky "fuck" oozes from me and vibrates your delicate pussy lips. They look delicate but I know they can take a pounding. I hum a little. I buzz a little. I'm a bumblebee with a song stuck in his head and your clit is my microphone. Cardioid condenser. I vib...

April is Poetry Month

Like I said before, the rest of the month will be a little [cum]-and-go. Doing a ton of talking in my other life any my voice will be running the gauntlet for another week and a half. Tomorrow's the first Quinn Collab. High Charisma [2] is after that so [BFE] and [butt stuff] is in the near future. And then guest scripts. We'll see how far we get in the next 8 days. Don't worry - I'm all yours next month. April showers bring gentlemen callers. I'll try try and keep you fed until then....

Start Wearing Purple - Gogal Bordello

[song presented without comment]

4/20 AMA

I hope the dice were in your favor [I genuinely have no idea]

Okay so when I said the next Quinn drop would be a sequel to High Charisma, I meant that my next SOLO Quinn drop would be a sequel to High Charisma. Tuesday will be something new.

Do you think we should roll another hour of these in May or June? New Questions? Was this plenty? Let me know.

[away for the weekend working diligently - have a little fun on your Doc's behalf]

The other kind of "bi"

I see what you were after

We'll play more with this in May

Thank you for the presents :)

Mid-month Safety/Gratitude Check-in

Howdy, team [it's 'team' for this one]

I'll be around a bit less for the rest of April. I know I've said that before but I will actually be out of the house a lot these next couple weeks [BUTT] don't worry I'll have some [STUFF] for you next week as well as that 4/20 AMA. And after the AMA we'll get our [bad] poetry on so find those old notebooks. [I like the group projects]

FYI nothing spurred this on. No one has threatened/frightened me. No inciting incident occurred. I just t...

Your Move (Part 2)

Also mostly a memory [remember I reserve the right to lie to you about any and all things forever until the end of time and I certainly do sometimes but probably not as much as I should]. The graphic novel in question was not Watchmen but Mauz and I did give it back the next week [both are great comics]. I ate her out once while she was on the phone with her faux-boo [for quite some time]. I wanted to put that little stunt in the sequel but it doesn't translate super well to a o...

Mondays are for recording

[NSFW]

I am excited to fuck you tomorrow, dear listener. Of course it won't be you - it'll be a memory of a girl in form of a character from another audio but you're going to be touching your pussy to it soon enough so it's kind of like fucking you isn't it? It isn't though. Sometimes in the booth it kind of feels like fucking you. Since I'm inside your ears and what's inside your ears is making you wet. It isn't though [...right?]

Being artsy is fun. We do love a se...

Erika Lust [CW - Nurse Joy]

I'll tell you about [insert codename here] later. She was my only successful fuck-buddy and she'd come over to my folks house when I was home for the summer to get high with me, watch porn and fuck [but that's not today's post]

Nurse Joy and I watched some porn together for the first time tonight. We subscribed to Erika Lust a couple of weeks ago and finally had the nerve to dive in. It shared some of the common porn tropes [no one is going to win any acting awards] but they were...

Do you want the rest of the "Can't Sleep?" book narrated?

Do we follow Peter Chambers on a series of [cozy] [NPSFW]* [BFE] audios? Is 45-55 minutes the preferred length? Let me know what you think, lovely Patients
*that's [Not Particularly Safe For Work]


[Welcome, new folx. It's so good to have you]

okay it [might] be a fetish

but I don't think it is JUST HEAR ME OUT

I didn't know what cellulite really was until [I wanna say] my early teens but that just doesn't feel like it can be true. I just knew some women had it [not realizing it had a name]. I remember seeing it on my second grade teacher. She was just out of college and I was so absolutely smitten with her entire everything. She had a voice like a saxophone [I know it sounds weird but that's how my brain works] and she was...

iambic pentameter

iambic pentameter is the metric that Shakespeare wrote in. Coaches and teachers reference a heartbeat to show you how it works. bu-DUM ba-DUM ba-DUM ba-dUM ba-DUM. "a-RISE fair SUN and KILL the EN-vious MOON"

today some of you bought me two new microphones that I will be using to try and capture my heartbeat

I'm about to go on my 4th walk of the day because I am moved. I am so moved I have to move. That is as moved as one can be. Moved to move. Thank you. I hope you enjoy ...

Jean [from after the show tonight]

Friday is gunna get good and horny again so here's some artsy feelings & musings from Mr. Actor Man

[drop your super power below]

Crabbuckit

This song turns me the fuck on. Not like the blues does [we haven't even discussed the blues yet oh dear]. And not like Betty Everett does [you know The Shoop Shoop Song]. It's different. The way they say the 'd' in hard sends yummies to me. Something in their voices makes me want their hands on me. They get my blood flowing in a way that makes me want all of them at once. Greedy. Hedonistic. But now that we're talking about it this sounds more like a [me] problem than anyth...

[Still] Can't Sleep?

LOOK HOW I BLEED FOR YOU

[anyway]

lots of tea today. [hopefully] finishing up this last commission. I think for the AMA we're gunna work out a dice system so I roll for questions and thus avoid 'picking favorites' so FYI those are the gods you should try to appease.

I'm le tired. But Friday [should] be a good one

[AMA]pril

so this is how we're doing these

Go ahead and post 'em. Esoteric, simple, sexy, whatever. I will pick two/five/eight of my favorites and by 4/20 and release a little smokey [and smoke-free] AMA audio for this month. I may go off on a 15 minute ramble. I may answer in one word. I may skip it. Mwahaha. Haha [ha].

My other life is starting to encroach a bit but I hope to hit Quinn with a [new tag] on Friday. Tomorrow's drop is a follow-up to Can't Sleep? and is...

Getting Caught - CW: [Gallows Humor] [Mushrooms] [otherwise SFW]

Kimby is currently alive and well

Whoops did my first one of these [accidental ramblefap]

So I was gunna tell you a story but I put on this robe and it just felt like hands on my naked body and the other mic was right there and I saw the lube and I'd been edging all day so what the fuck let them know how good it feels

[I mention 'drugs' and take a hit off mic but feel free to start the audio at 3:05 to avoid any mention]

[thank you for making me feel so good]

okay next I'm just gunna read more of that book I need a breather wheeeeeew baby...