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Sleepy April Ramble [handjob] [blowjob] [open up] [Patreon Exclusive]

When it comes to head I'm usually in the 'it's better to give than receive' camp but lately your mouth feels incredible around my cock.

I understand you have to focus on what you're doing but [don't look away] so you can [see what you do to me]. You work so hard to send me to the fucking stratosphere. You look so pretty with your mouth around me and your eyes looking up at me. I like that I can feel your tongue working extra hard to taste me. I like it when you look like you'...

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Go Ask Alice [bonus post]

[Carrie introduced me to Alice]

There was this one girl...

Not Alice - Kinga. I was sitting with my magic hookah on a purple polka dotted stool stuffed with Jabberwocky feathers and Kinga came ambulating into my room. The connection was far more than electric. This was full fucking bloodthirsty. It was Sodom and Gomorrah. It was the scene in the movie where time stops but love was nowhere to be found only lust in the form of two feral hyenas having just discovered what ...

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nap flavors

what's your favorite flavor nap?

Mine is boat nap. The smaller the boat the better the nap. Bonus points for the smell of salt. Extra credit if I had been swimming and the sun is still out but I am in the shade or have a towel wrapped around my head and perhaps a lovely lady in a skimpy swimsuit is nearby for me to occasionally catch in my glace when I open my sleepy peepers for a second or two.

Beware of artists. They mix with all classes of society and are therefore mo...

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>30 S'mores [Cookie Unboxing]

[The moral of this story is don't be mean to my mom and I won't ditch your wedding]

{the release I'm referring to is [Mort]imer}

Not my most riveting tale but it is truly a ramble. Probably a good sleep aid.

I may have to do more than 1 of these a week because of your flagrant generosity

Speaking of sleep aids - I'll drop a Can't Sleep Volume 2 on Quinn sometime soon [SFW] and see how far into the book we get. Got a co...

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[Mort]imer

[may contain some spoilers for 4/2 Quinn drop]

Apparently a lot of people wanna fuck the devil [look I'm not saying I don't get it].

I've played the devil... I want to say around 9 times in my career. 3 as a hobby and 6 professionally [if memory serves - and it always serves but who know if it serves truth]. We're not counting demons in there or else we'd get to double digits.

Shakespeare [allegedly] would do this thing where he sa...

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A Red, Red Rose - Robert Burns

I apologize for any existential dread in my voice - just hung up with my tax guy. Suddenly very motivated to hit that Quinn drop tomorrow.

Howdy new patients - thx for being here <3

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I just wanna be a[n old fat horny Italian] witch

D'nate was a witch.

She showed up to our homes from the mythical, far-off land of St. Louis. Her suitcases were leaden with apparatus. Pasta making machinations. Like someone gathered body parts and weaponry from the bloodied battleground of clockwork constructs and bagged them up to be buried with their inventors [yea I fuck with alliteration].

D'nate gave you a couple days notice - sometimes a week before she showed up at the door. She got up at 4am. She wasn't used to sl...

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Marching Past

Working on that merch - see logo above

We'll keep 1 tier. I was gunna give a whole "If you think this Patreon has been worth more than $5 to you plz tip/gift" but y'all melted my brain with that Throne & Venmo this month. Your [dr] recommends diversifying your entertainment intake so more pie to go around for us all. Lots of talented folx out there [as if you need me to remind you]. I can't hog all the tingles from your attention [even tho I do like it and my orgasms...

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A Sleep Aid w/ optional [SFW]

*those looking for a pure [SFW] sleep aid should begin the audio at 20:30 [can't post ALTs for Quinn drops - apologies]

The most consistent criticism I saw while doing my research seemed to be "This is very enjoyable but did not help me sleep" so I wanted to try and address that. Also I snuck in an unboxing [thank you for the Goddess Perfume]

Nothing mind-blowing. Some [BFE]. Some [reading]. We get a little [vibrator] action. Then you fall asleep with me. N...

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Rainble [SFW]

Some of you demanded I buy scotch with your hard earned money and who am I to fight you. Sweetwater called. Mic is incoming. The stand arrived today.

Thank you for the tips. You're very kind. These bottles will last for a while. Someone mentioned Balvenie too - that's one I've already got started from a couple years back. A tasty one, aye.

I talked with a few people about rain today and a few others about sex and a few others about sandwiches so all in all I think I'm ready to rec...

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One more mushy song before the filth mk? mk.

[Feeling a little shy after the last drop so using the parenthetical protectors to communicate]

[sleep aid audio - I am prioritizing that one next - seems like the earliest of the early ideas that has yet to materialize]

[I think each gift unboxing {I still can't believe that whole situation} will come with a story so I'll do another one of those anon - diversify the material, yadda yadda - I can only do so many unstructured/unedited audios at a time or I will co...

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"We're a passionate people!!"

I was doing a Shakespeare/Classic in the park thing and my friend [we'll call him Jack] was playing Salieri in Amadeus. We were rehearsing on the set and folks could walk by and peak in on us. Jack [as Salieri] has a lot of monologues directly to the audience and one of these monologues had just began when a man who looked like an anthropomorphized version of the show Jersey Shore walked up about 5 feet from the stage to watch. After the monologue, we took a break and he came up to Jack [and ...

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Unboxing: Dice Tower

I have stopped trying to understand and am just enjoying the ride now so here we are. I'll keep dropping these here so long as you want to hear them [I will need some light convincing about that]

Working on your [breeding] audio now. I won't be able to provide a [finish inside] ALT for this one BUT I think Quinn will get more 1/week drops from me int he future so I can focus on trying non-Quinn material on her and provide more ALTS with certain drops [like the smoke frees and all that...

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Wordplay [volume: today]

How many poets do you think have broken down the word desire?
(OoOoOoOoOo romantic!  Sexy!)


I think probably too many.  

But I bet you -  I bet you that not many have broken down the word

“Clusterfuckery”

(But I’m not like most poets)

[but you already know that so get down on your fucking kne-]

(woah, woah back off man. We usually save that for the end of the post)

[oh yea, right my bad]

...

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Clarity [smoke free version] [SFW]

[smoke free zone]

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Clarity [SFW]

[smoke free version in other post]

I surrender. You win. This can be what I do now. Maybe one more month to tie up some loose ends and maybe a guest spot here and there but okay. Let's do it. Fine. Fine fine fine. I'll be your [if I may borrow the phrase from the master himself] imaginary real man. Sure. It's a lot of fun. today was full of that odd discovery type clarity.

what's your favorite type clarity?

mine is the clarity of defeat

what you learn when...

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okay you win second mic incoming

holy shit. I am speechless. That is... an accomplishment. I made a throne? Thing? My agents are working very hard to get me this guest spot on [dumb TV show] but I'm gunna go ahead and start blocking off more time for this little venture into drRapture's career. You are all very good patients.

Some frivolous gifts on there. Feel free to suggest things. I'll try to incorporate what's gifted in an audio somehow so you can hear me enjoying it

Venmo tips will go to whiskey and cookin...

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What do like about [breeding]?

Okay so several big tippers have mentioned this tag so I may move it up in line.

What do you like to hear in a [breeding] audio?

What are some titles you enjoy with that tag?

Does it feel good when I'm pumping my hot cum insi-

[Oh, sorry. Almost started the audio there 😁]

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Getting Tacos for Dinner

[or “Patreon Poetry Schtick”]

The godless glow of hunger 

Embraces me like the gloam of night

[Gobbles me up like a melancholic storm

And leaves me… bamboozled.


Up, up you reticent decadent!

[This is no funereal dirge!]

Allow me to elucidate

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Y'all are really something

Top 10 on Quinn in the past 24 hrs with 7k followers fewer than the next guy up?!?! Hot damn, patients. Y'all make a guy feel good about what he's doing

I have to disappear for about 24 hrs to try and book this lil' TV gig but I'll be back Friday with that collective poem and the first d[r]2l Quinn drop [which I'm totally not nervous about at all nope not me you betcha]

💜

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Let's write a poem

We'll start easy for this one. Just one word from you in the comments. Any word you like. You have until Friday at 12 pm EST. Poem will drop Friday afternoon. No taksies-backsies.

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Storytime with drRapture: 'That Time We Almost Died on a Dirt Road' [or 'The Hitchhiker']

Now be good patients and don't comment any spoilers

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Vacation Shopping [by Carrie]

When I first got into audio erotica I was only doing other people's work. Most of them were writers for Lifetime or Hallmark [I don't mean that as a slight - just a fact]. I will never forget an early job for [app] where the whole fantasy was a guy was asking about his girlfriend's day while helping around the house. That was it. Nothing steamy, just the fantasy of a considerate boyfriend. The bar for boys is low, patients. [lol but you know that]

Now this was a blast to re...

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Just a song today

Hey team,

I told myself I'd post every other day on here but let's see how long this 1/long rest pattern continues [that one was for you fellow Dungeon Dwellers]

I finally finished Charlie Chaplin vs America and if we, as a nation, decided every famous man born before 1960 was just kind of a piece of garbage I would gladly accept it.  I feel better about not *loving* his movies.  I don't listen to much Elvis any more either [but why would you when Big Mama Thorn...

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Holy Ramblefap, Batman!

You'll always be safe here.  I know - it sounds like hubris.  But it's just simple confidence.  The same way you know you'll take over a dozen breathes today.  The same way you can rely on your heart to pump blood.  If I had any interest in being predatory I wouldn't be here.  There are easier ways - I know because I've witnessed them.  It turns out, I have no interest in being predatory, which is why we've landed here.  Someone said my audios made them...

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The 5 Missing Commandments

Artist parties are lots of fun. Little Shelleys and Baby Byrons engaging in buckets of tomfuckery.

Along with various group poetry games we found [wrote] these tonight:

11. Thou Shalt Not [Cum] Before Her
12. Thou Shalt Not Weaponize Incompetence
13. Thou Shalt Not Overpower thy Fish with Red, Dilute thy Steak with White, or Ice thy Single Malt
14. Thou Shalt Not Wear Clip-On Suspenders with Modern Cut Pants
15. Thou Shalt Always Enjoy the Rain

leave yours bel...

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Little Green Men

A hitter and a Bloody Mary with some sort of breaded chicken is my go to cure.  Even better if the weed is from your buddy's grow house and the Mary Mix was from yesterdays Vitamix and the chicken is marinated, pounded, seasoned and air fried that morning but hey we all do hangover differently.   

I listened to a lot [all? I think all] of your faves.  Many thanks for that.  So much to think about.  Unscripted vs scripted.  Sound FX.  Background n...

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Your Feral Friday Favorites

Hello dearest patients,

I have an assignment for you.

As you frolic through Quinndecent audios today, drop your favorite new release titles here so I can listen along with you. Let me know what you like about them. Just because you won't have me in your ears this afternoon doesn't mean the doctor is off duty.

Have fun out there 💜

Edit: bonus points for bringing up sound FX

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The Cremation of Sam McGee [SFW] [before bed]

It's like trying to sing a song that Sinatra or Dean made popular, ya know?


this is my favorite poem and I will *n~e-v~E-r* like how I read it and I have tried for about two decades BUT a promise made is a debt unpaid and art has it's own stern code [see what I did there - fucking clever - booom!]

I spoke about 40 words all day today other than this, it was marvelous.  

No Quinn tomorrow but very much so Tuesday.  A bit to recover and bit of business strategy...

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That Time I Tried to be Gay in College [Patreon Exclusive]

Unedited ramble - okay.  Ask and ye shall recieve.  Complete with not knowing the mic was on and sweater sounds and mouth-noise heeeere you go.

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaanyways.  I'm going to bed so I can maybe get that Friday Quinn drop in

[but probably not team my voice is so tired] 

[I will keep watering the Patreon tho I really like it here]

[why did he break up that last thought into two sentences when it could have been one?]

[uh oh what's goin...

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